So, Miss Tila (or Lil' Ho as she's being called) was on Fox 411 the other day as part of her "Party with my Syphilis" tour in NY. Here's the video:


Let's break it down! This'll be fun, guys!

Quickly I'd like to mention that she's sooo spontaneous that all of her random tattoos look like prison bitch ink. So classy for such a rich woman indeeeeed!!!

Tila...you're really telling us that "Tila Tequila" was just a screen name you used to log into myspace? REALLY? I mean, you've already bastardized that story a billion times, and now it's JUST A SCREEN NAME? You know, I'm probably being too hard on you. All those drugs probably made you forget what you've previously told your fans whom you love so much. Let's look at this old blog from right here at the Rotspot. Whoever wrote it is obviously brilliant and sexy, but I digress. See that screen cap we show? This one:


See where it says "PS-That is how I got the name "TILA TEQUILA" When I was about 13 or 15 BLAH BLAH BLAH?" Yeah, you see that? What about that, Tila?

OR

What about this, Tila, from one of your blogs at the Hotspot?


Man, poor Carlos! You lied about him! I bet that hurts his little Mexican gangbanger feelings!

And just for funsies, let's listen to what Tila told Howard Stern the other day regarding the name Tila Tequila:



Jesus Christ, Tila. Is it really that hard to come up with a cogent lie and stick with it? Oh shit, wait, I forgot who I was talking to. LOL I said "cogent" while talking to Tila. MY BAD, MISS TILA.

Anyway, let's move on. So she tells this woman from FOX (I'm sorry, I really hate Fox, so I can't be bothered to learn this woman's name) that she doesn't drink Tequila. We've all heard the "I don't drink!" lie before, and we've all disproved it about a billion and a half times. I almost hate to call her a liar on it again.


ALMOST, BITCHES.

This woman from FOX asks "Does Perez know you're coming after him?" I hate to tell you how to do your job, FOX lady (not to be confused with Foxy Lady), but the correct question is "Does Perez GIVE A FLYING FUCK that you're coming after him?" And the answer is a resounding NO.

Next, somebody needs to tell Tila that her life isn't interesting, these lies she tells are interesting. Without those, she's just a sad little girl smoking meth in front of her computer and recording heinous songs using Garage Band while her dog is tied to a stripper pole for eating one of her lucite hooker heels, and her latched-on gay boyfriend with the GIGANTIC forehead and terrifying boomerang brows tells her how pretty she is.

So then she says she doesn't want to talk about the death of Casey because she finds it disrespectful. "Not even how you're coping?" Fox lady asks. Nope, not even then, because Miss Tila finds it disrespectful. Hey Tila, wanna know what I find disrespectful?


THAT is what I find fucking disrespectful. Every time you've mentioned Ava, Casey's daughter, and trying to adopt her (you can find that here amongst other places) it was fucking disrespectful. When you went after the Johnson family after Casey's death:


THAT WAS DISRESPECTFUL. But asking how you're coping? It's stupid, yes, but it's not disrespectful. HER CASH COW IS DEAD, HOW DO YOU THINK SHE'S COPING???? By the way...

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE INFORM TILA THAT CASEY WAS NOT HER WIFE? In fact, I bet had Casey not died, she would have distanced herself as much as she could from Tila at this point. Everybody does eventually, don't they?

And then, as she always does, Tila brings up the pregnancy. The way she does it is so absolutely fake, it actually makes me laugh. Anybody ever notice that Tila is only good at lying behind a computer screen, not really in person? Stick to your strengths, Tila. Watch her eyes as she's telling Fox lady she was pregnant. No eye contact WHAT SO EVER. And she barely gets through that Angelina Jolie thing. It takes more energy to lie than Tila is willing to expend.

So here's what I don't understand. Why FOX news? Isn't FOX news the most right wing, pro-Prop 8 news agency out there? Way to have principles, Tila.

Our favorite hogul mogul was interviewed by Bossip.com on the 12th. As you can probably guess, she was her usual extra-classy self. But the video is seriously filled with lol, so let's watch.


First off, I don't know what this girl is on but fuck, I don't think it's ever been so obvious!

Secondly, I wonder why she's doing another TV show? Oh wait, she answered that. It's because people want to see train wrecks on TV.

Third, I can't believe she begins to say "I was just in an accident and it killed my baby." That's revolting. And she LAUGHED!

Fourth, she's horrible in an interview. When she begins to talk about people asking her "do you know how many women you're hurting by lying?" she COMPLETELY goes off on a different tangent because she has no answer for that.

Fifth, she says "You only get sued when you're lying. I'm not lying. Because if I get sued you would have to take me to court to prove that what I said is not true." LOL! Go on, Army idiots, ask Tila why she hasn't sued us yet even though she's threatened to a ton of times! HAHAHAHA oh Tila, sometimes you do the work for me and I love you for it. I really, truly do.

Okay so that's my favorite part of the video, but my second favorite has to be when she's talking about slapping Casa "some dude" on the plane, and she says "I'm not doing this for attention," but then admits that she yelled for everybody's attention while doing it. Nice.

Seriously, this video is so filled with hilarity, I would have to give you a play-by-play of every 10 seconds just to do it justice. Have fun, commenters.

Dear Howard Stern,
You have a billion fans worldwide, and we here at the Rotspot are no exception! We see that tomorrow, April 13th, you are going to interview none other than Tila Tequila. Well, since we specialize in all things related to the midget hogul MOGUL, we would like to assist you! Here are some topics to discuss:

Her lovelife
As you may know, at the end of last year Tila became engaged to Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson empire.


Tila made goddamn sure that we all knew Casey was a billionaire. Casey bought her that 17 karat diamond ring. Did we mention she's a billionaire? Even though the rest of the world was reporting differently, Tila made sure we all knew that.  Then, tragedy struck. Casey Johnson was found dead. Tila mourned.


Tila's Pregnancies and Subsequent Miscarriages

On December 19th, Tila tells the world she's pregnant:


 The entire world laughs at her. It quickly changed from being a baby for her brother, to being one just for her. In fact, she got pregnant FOR CASEY.


The world continues to laugh at her. You may wonder why the world laughed? Well, Howard, this whole pregnancy thing is nothing new to Tila. You see, last year she claimed to be pregnant:


And, as you know, NOTHING CAME OF THAT ONE EITHER. So we basically waited with baited breath for the miscarriage announcement. In February, she falls and dents her head. No, seriously. Ask her. She'll tell you that bullshit lie, too. If you're lucky, she'll tell you that's what caused her miscarriage. If she doesn't tell you, here's a few of the tweets she made about it on Feb. 13:


So then, just two days later, Tila tweets that she feels great pain in her stomach but she doesn't want to go to the doctor because of the paparazzi.


Later, Tila would tell us that she had a miscarriage when she dented her head. That's the lie she's going with as of late, so I'm sure she'll tell you guys that, too. Keep in mind that she got on a 24 hour flight two days later and performed in Australia at 3 shitty clubs. Because they'll totally let you do that right after a miscarriage! AND SHE DID IT IN WHITE TIGHTS!

So now Tila claims a miscarriage, just as we said she would. Was there ever a baby? HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. Anyway, she then claimed to be pregnant AGAIN, this time via IVF:


But then she basically stopped talking about it. Here's a random miscarriage admission, but now she's pregnant again because God blessed her:


Ugh, anyway, the pregnancy shit gets real boring real fast. Is she pregnant? Sometimes? WHO GIVES A FUCK. This bitch is crazy, Howard. Anyway, the funny thing about the pregnancy/miscarriage shit is how UPSET she gets when you mention it. Because it sucks being caught in a lie. But funny, she has no problem joking around about it on twitter, when she can delete it real quick. Good thing for everybody I'm quicker.
Here's a picture from bauergriffinonline.com


Cute, huh? Here's what she tweeted about it:


 Wow, for somebody who recently went through a miscarriage, she sure is fucking JOVIAL about it!!

Tila's Music

It sucks. Go ahead, listen to it. She mainly rips off other artists. She has this one song, Blue Dress:


Oh, except it's really Depeche Mode's song. Yeah, after she got busted lying about it, she now says she covered it.

Here's a full list of music Tila has ripped off.

Howard, we're counting on you not to be overtaken by Tila's prostitute-like appearance and focus on the real issues. Like the fact that she thinks she's going to become the ambassador to Vietnam in a few years:


When she has videos like this around. Yes, that's her masturbating.

Oh, and maybe if you're lucky you'll get to talk to Jane! Jane is Tila's other personality. She is WAY more fun than Tila. Just watch:


Basically you guys over there are going to feel like this by the end of the interview:


 Just stare at Tila's tits. Yes, as you can see, girl has a serious hack job. You're a connoisseur of sweater puppies, Howard. Are nipples SUPPOSED to be cock-eyed like that?

Sincerely yours,
The girls at the Rotspot
<3 <3 <3 P.S. This is the Tila we know. Everything in this cartoon is true.

... like a fox this afternoon on FOX.  The self-indulged mongrel mogul couldn't have been any more all over the place.  She talks about the airplane stunt yesterday, her fake miscarriage, her blog that doesn't even exist yet, to a pair of shoes that she said she got for $8 and then changed to $14.  That millionairess sure shows us doesn't she?  I mean, only rich and famous whores can afford that type of shit!  Speaking of style, how do you look like such a wet meth'd up rat all of the time?  I know I'm sure as hell jumpin' up and down to learn the secrets of drugs, greasy hair, skeletor face, and payless shoes!!!

Pre-boarding ANY airplane X17 caught up with the slimy gremlin and the ambiguously gay duo to make fun of her to her face while pretending to give a shit and ask questions.  She gets pretty heated about the questions regarding Casey Johnson and her being pregnant.  I mean, no one likes to get backed into a corner when caught in  lie after lie do they?  She goes on and on about Casa and how he tried to use her for money and to get famous - big fuckin' surprise there huh?  The moody bitch missed her flight because she was too busy fuckin' around with the Casa drama OR she intentionally missed it so that he could chase after her and she could cause a big fuckin' scene.  Either way, she explains why she no longer can be flying around in private jets these days.  With the economy and all the self-proclaimed millionairess can't afford to fly around VIP style.  In other words, she hasn't been on a prostitution escapade since she met up with her ambassador friend a month or so back.


I'd also like to point out that she gets so angry about the "miscarriage" story stating that it's not funny to joke about a woman having a miscarriage.  I wonder where she got that idea because she's been throwing it, in vitro, and pregnancy in general around like she throws around used tampons.  I mean, she even compared a miscarriage (the day AFTER this supposed tragedy)  to  a pair of designer Louis Vuitton shoes.  If you'd had the miscarriage the night before Miss Mongrel, er I mean Mogul, then why would you be wearing white tights?  And why did you lie to people afterwards?  You said you just dropped it so everyone thinks you were never pregnant and lying but that's not REALLY the reason everyone thinks KNOWS you're lying.  You kept tweeting after your fake miscarriage that you were still pregnant and that everyone was just hating.  Hating on what?  That you're scum of the earth?  Because honey, there is NOTHING to be jealous of.  I've seen toothless tranny prostitutes that are more appealing than you.

Last night before Tila's talks of raping her soon-to-be hubby (we're working on those two stories as well right now), she gave us some "personal info" that we've all been waiting to hear:

Hello readers. Just wanted to show this to everybody real quick.

So the other day (early morning) when Tila wrote that blog about having a miscarriage, any of us "haters" who were awake were sent into severe WTF mode. The lol started flying left and right.

Our friend Tila Meth, Tila "hater" and perpetual bad ass, took it upon herself to email the Southern California Reproductive Center where Tila's supposed Doctor, Dr. Danza works.


Oh shit, wait. I mean Dr. Danzer. MY BAD, GUYS. Anyway, here's the email she sent them:


And here's the response:


At least one month? Tila was attacked by that chair on February 13. That means TODAY it has been 30 days. Sorry, Tila, it just hasn't been long enough, and that's straight from the people who are SUPPOSEDLY doing your IVF. They'd prefer you to wait until you've gone through AT LEAST one full cycle post-miscarriage, and you'd probably still be in that cycle.

Yes, I know we've been though this. But so many people still don't get it, and I thought you'd like to see the email for yourselves. You can read here what to expect with IVF.

Look at this gorgeous example of womanhood, ladies and gentlemen.


As you can see, this picture was taken of Tila at LAX as she was leaving us for her whirlwind tour to Australia. You know, the one where she called out the wrong name of the city she was in...but can you blame her?

"When u tour in so many cities & fly out every single day, u sometimes tend to forget what city ur in next." Gosh Tila, I'm sure that doing this for a whole three days really is taxing. I mean, wow. Everybody golf clap for Tila.

Anyway bitches, let's get back on topic. Last night we all saw the most epic fail ever on the internets when Tila claimed she had a miscarriage when that mean ol' chair fell on her. That happened 28 days ago. I know this because her old account is still accessible at celebritytweet.com. Way over on page 36 you can read about the chair falling on her. Or you can just gaze upon it here in a lovely screen cap:

(Side note: You can go to pages 29 and 30 to see her having severe pain and going to the doctor as soon as the the office opens O WAIT NEVERMIND LOLOLOLOL the day before leaving for Australia)
So if you count 28 days ago, that's February 13. She performed in Adelaide on February 18. That means, math wizards, that picture of Tila at the airport was taken February 17 - 4 DAYS AFTER A MISCARRIAGE.

Can we consider this for a moment? I mean, look at the smile on her face. Is that the smile of a woman who just lost a baby? That sentence doesn't even make sense. Who the fuck smiles after losing a baby? And for fuck's sake WHO THE FUCK WEARS WHITE LEGGINGS 4 DAYS AFTER A MISCARRIAGE?

Tila? Real talk - you fail. No, seriously. You fail.

She must feel so lucky! One minute she loves them, the next she hates them. All in all though, they think she's a trainwreck as well!






So much as to mention that SHE HERSELF brings the paparazzi to HER BEFORE the "accidents" or incidents happen!




Click on the actual link to THIS actual post. The video loads slow on main blog page :)

Ok, so I have been given copies of emails that were allegedly a direct correspondence between Miss Tila and a fake magazine editor. Basically, she was tricked into believing that someone actually wanted to do legitimate business with her, but again the impending pregnancy issues were a concern....
I'll let you guys read the emails and form your own opinions....as for me, I got a great deal of lulz from the fact that yet again, Tila Tequila is proven to be a lying fucking whorebag!!! (ALLEGEDLY OF COURSE) lol Enjoy my lovelies, enjoy! <3

According to the disaster of the year Tila Tequila, all it takes to be happy after a miscarriage is a call from some bullshit attorney and the assumption in her own mind that some country would willingly give up one of their own she's able to adopt a "sick child from a dark orphanage"...she's now proceeded to decorate a room in her cardboard box new 2 bedroom home, as well as set up a trust fund....all in the time span of one Monday morning....
This only goes to prove kids, that a hefty amount of narcotics, 3 pieces of hair, and a wish upon a star makes all of your dreams come true!!! Someone fetch me Tinkerbell stat!!!

So Tila her assistant has come on Twitter to reassure us that she is quite alright and then just keeps on tweeting. Tila her assistant let's us in on her "bed rest" yet again for the seventy-eighth time this year so far. Looks like the fake assistant likes to type and promote her shit as much as she does, isn't that right Tila? ;) Your secret is safe with me!!! Have no fear, she's STILL ON for Aussie!!

TMZ caught Tila in the dramatic act of her overexaggerated fall last night. I DO love how her "agents tweet" from her Twitter indicated that she had a concussion and wasn't doing well. However, you can see her checking her cellphone right after the ambulance wheels her in, before she's even admitted to the ER. Probably checking twitter to make sure people were falling for her stupid shit yet again. What a fuckin' idiot. You love cameras around you, even when they call you out you stupid bitch.








Taken from the TMZ Video:

I mean, I'd prefer to read headlines about someone finding her in a Dollar Store lawn and garden bag BUT I'll take whatever I can get!! Unfortunately, I (unlike the children that follow her in her Tila Army) realize that this, ONCE AGAIN, is yet another publicity stunt. She has to take the focus off of the email that I posted in the previous blog because she has no defense for it except "it's photoshopped!"For those of you that are behind or haven't heard the latest (as she has made her tweets private once again) not long after the email came out she posts the following:

When she didn't get much response, she writes the following while pretending to be her agent. This broad is so fuckin' delusional. Cry more bitch! Go hump yet another dick and pretend he knocked your stank ass up whore!





I wonder WHY you fell off your chair and bumped your head!?!?! By the looks of the following picture I'd say it's the crack you keep smoking! You YOURSELF have mentioned that you know what smoking crack is like! Isn't that right Tila?
(By the way: She's supposed to be 13+ weeks pregnant in this photo)