Oh shit, that's not an exclusive.  You guys already know!

So okay, here's some funny shit for you guys.  I know you guys enjoy funny shit.

Last night Tila posted something she ripped right off the TV.  You guys ever seen that show What Would You Do?  Uncle Eddie loves that show.  I remember last season they faked a guy spiking a girl's drink and dragging her off, and one of the patsy's was SO into it.  I think he high-fived the fake would-be rapist.  That's some fucked up shit.  So here's Tila not getting that it's set up for a hidden camera TV show:


Yeah, it's wrong, idiot.  That's the point.  The point is they make people witness others doing FUCKED UP SHIT, watch them react or not react, and then make social commentary at how fucked up or society is.  Uncle Eddie is kinda fucked up too, because the comment I included made me LOL.

Hey, it's better than citing The Onion as a source and not getting that it's fake news, right?  (Yeah okay she apparently did that, too, but she deleted it before Uncle Eddie woke up.  Anybody got a screen cap?  Here's Allieiswired.com covering it.)

Here you go, kids.  Munch on that for a while.

P.S. Everybody applaud TRS for making The Rotspot pretty.

Update 

While Uncle Eddie was posting this, Tila tweeted:


First off, yeah fucking right.  Secondly, I'm sure all those adoption agencies are just LEAPING at the chance to give your fucking crazy ass a kid, Tila.  You're exactly the kind of person who should be a mother.  I wish I was Vietnamese, so I could count down the days until you become an Ambassador for my people!  Tila is a role model for sure.

And on that note, Uncle Eddie just threw up in his mouth.

Update #2 

Spiked Tequila has the screenshots up of Tila sourcing the Onion.  This one stood out especially to me, seeing as how I live in Suns territory and all:



Durr it doesn't even look real!!  JESUS I WONDER WHY, TILA.  God...dammit.  What can I even say?  She knows she's an idiot because she pulled the posts.

Our favorite hogul mogul was interviewed by Bossip.com on the 12th. As you can probably guess, she was her usual extra-classy self. But the video is seriously filled with lol, so let's watch.


First off, I don't know what this girl is on but fuck, I don't think it's ever been so obvious!

Secondly, I wonder why she's doing another TV show? Oh wait, she answered that. It's because people want to see train wrecks on TV.

Third, I can't believe she begins to say "I was just in an accident and it killed my baby." That's revolting. And she LAUGHED!

Fourth, she's horrible in an interview. When she begins to talk about people asking her "do you know how many women you're hurting by lying?" she COMPLETELY goes off on a different tangent because she has no answer for that.

Fifth, she says "You only get sued when you're lying. I'm not lying. Because if I get sued you would have to take me to court to prove that what I said is not true." LOL! Go on, Army idiots, ask Tila why she hasn't sued us yet even though she's threatened to a ton of times! HAHAHAHA oh Tila, sometimes you do the work for me and I love you for it. I really, truly do.

Okay so that's my favorite part of the video, but my second favorite has to be when she's talking about slapping Casa "some dude" on the plane, and she says "I'm not doing this for attention," but then admits that she yelled for everybody's attention while doing it. Nice.

Seriously, this video is so filled with hilarity, I would have to give you a play-by-play of every 10 seconds just to do it justice. Have fun, commenters.

Dear Howard Stern,
You have a billion fans worldwide, and we here at the Rotspot are no exception! We see that tomorrow, April 13th, you are going to interview none other than Tila Tequila. Well, since we specialize in all things related to the midget hogul MOGUL, we would like to assist you! Here are some topics to discuss:

Her lovelife
As you may know, at the end of last year Tila became engaged to Casey Johnson, heiress to the Johnson & Johnson empire.


Tila made goddamn sure that we all knew Casey was a billionaire. Casey bought her that 17 karat diamond ring. Did we mention she's a billionaire? Even though the rest of the world was reporting differently, Tila made sure we all knew that.  Then, tragedy struck. Casey Johnson was found dead. Tila mourned.


Tila's Pregnancies and Subsequent Miscarriages

On December 19th, Tila tells the world she's pregnant:


 The entire world laughs at her. It quickly changed from being a baby for her brother, to being one just for her. In fact, she got pregnant FOR CASEY.


The world continues to laugh at her. You may wonder why the world laughed? Well, Howard, this whole pregnancy thing is nothing new to Tila. You see, last year she claimed to be pregnant:


And, as you know, NOTHING CAME OF THAT ONE EITHER. So we basically waited with baited breath for the miscarriage announcement. In February, she falls and dents her head. No, seriously. Ask her. She'll tell you that bullshit lie, too. If you're lucky, she'll tell you that's what caused her miscarriage. If she doesn't tell you, here's a few of the tweets she made about it on Feb. 13:


So then, just two days later, Tila tweets that she feels great pain in her stomach but she doesn't want to go to the doctor because of the paparazzi.


Later, Tila would tell us that she had a miscarriage when she dented her head. That's the lie she's going with as of late, so I'm sure she'll tell you guys that, too. Keep in mind that she got on a 24 hour flight two days later and performed in Australia at 3 shitty clubs. Because they'll totally let you do that right after a miscarriage! AND SHE DID IT IN WHITE TIGHTS!

So now Tila claims a miscarriage, just as we said she would. Was there ever a baby? HIGHLY DOUBTFUL. Anyway, she then claimed to be pregnant AGAIN, this time via IVF:


But then she basically stopped talking about it. Here's a random miscarriage admission, but now she's pregnant again because God blessed her:


Ugh, anyway, the pregnancy shit gets real boring real fast. Is she pregnant? Sometimes? WHO GIVES A FUCK. This bitch is crazy, Howard. Anyway, the funny thing about the pregnancy/miscarriage shit is how UPSET she gets when you mention it. Because it sucks being caught in a lie. But funny, she has no problem joking around about it on twitter, when she can delete it real quick. Good thing for everybody I'm quicker.
Here's a picture from bauergriffinonline.com


Cute, huh? Here's what she tweeted about it:


 Wow, for somebody who recently went through a miscarriage, she sure is fucking JOVIAL about it!!

Tila's Music

It sucks. Go ahead, listen to it. She mainly rips off other artists. She has this one song, Blue Dress:


Oh, except it's really Depeche Mode's song. Yeah, after she got busted lying about it, she now says she covered it.

Here's a full list of music Tila has ripped off.

Howard, we're counting on you not to be overtaken by Tila's prostitute-like appearance and focus on the real issues. Like the fact that she thinks she's going to become the ambassador to Vietnam in a few years:


When she has videos like this around. Yes, that's her masturbating.

Oh, and maybe if you're lucky you'll get to talk to Jane! Jane is Tila's other personality. She is WAY more fun than Tila. Just watch:


Basically you guys over there are going to feel like this by the end of the interview:


 Just stare at Tila's tits. Yes, as you can see, girl has a serious hack job. You're a connoisseur of sweater puppies, Howard. Are nipples SUPPOSED to be cock-eyed like that?

Sincerely yours,
The girls at the Rotspot
<3 <3 <3 P.S. This is the Tila we know. Everything in this cartoon is true.