Showing posts with label hogul hooker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hogul hooker. Show all posts
Tuesday, October 26
I have a present for you Rotspot Readers!!!!
1:46 PM | 
Posted by
Anonymous
LOOK!!! A NEW POST!!!!!
I'd like to take a quick second just to wave and blow a kiss to Tila The Cumstain and her Lolyers....look cunts, still here. *smiles and curtsies*
Now, while I've been busy having NO LIFE for 75 hours a week, it seems that the half black, half white, half vietnamese, half french, straight lesbian with bad implants from the mean streets of a gated community in Texas has a whole bunch of NEW news to tell the world!!! Or does she?
First things first....The Princess of Syphilis had a birthday. I know, I know, who fucking gives a shit. She's another year older, and it sure does show. HOWEVER, while she was out
*Points and laughs* BAHAHAHA!!!! Tila a kidnapper? Could she really be that stupid? Never mind, that's rhetorical....BUT....BAHAHAHA...we here at the Rotspot have our own opinions on the validity of this sad, albeit hilarious ploy for attention.
Seriously though, can you guys picture her all thugged out in a black ski mask with her ridiculous blue contacts and midget frame wielding an air soft gun? "I wasn't kidnapping anyone officer, I was only offering them candy out of my windowless van with no license plates." *bats eyelashes*
Whether it is, or it isn't is completely NOT the point here people....
Tila, pay attention...I know you're reading this and frothing at the corners of your overly made up lips...do you SEE how completely irrelevant you are? No? Here...let me show you...
HAHA!!! He called you Tina...but surely your next victims fan site would know your name right? I mean after all, YOU are Tila-Mutha-Fuggin-Ugly-Tequila!!! Not to mention the fact that they crushed your entire tiny make believe world by letting you in on the real secret...James Franco doesn't even know YOU exist you disturbed little troll.Ah, for shits and giggles, let's just take a look at SOME of Tilas fails that The Rotspot has helped to call the gremlin out on....
- suicide
- miscarriage
- apartmentcondomansion
- suicide
- domestic violence
- pregnancy
- multiple pregnancies in a 9 month period
- suicide
- personality disorder
- drug addiction
- manager
- charity
- adoption
- "recording artist" (I use the term artist here very VERY loosely)
- garage sale/swap meet
- suicide
- porn star
- life
The list could literally fill pages, but my attention span isn't that great...and really we all know she's a fucktard. The bottom line is this Tila, at the end of the day all you have to offer anyone is a used up vagina and two rock hard crooked implants.....the difference between you and a hooker in Vega....oh wait.... *snickers*
This is Gnome, over and out.
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Sunday, August 1
Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
5:54 PM |
Posted by
Apocryphal You
Thank you to @liarfacearmy for retweeting Garry 'Prophecy' Sun's poetic distaste for hogul-hooker's blow job gained lambo.
Wait, isn't Garry her friend? Isn't she like family to him?
Such stunning and unwavering support almost three months ago has now turned into poetic arrows of truth aimed at the "realest and most sincere person... a friend."
Hogul was correct in saying earlier that she didn't have any friends, that her support group existed on the net.
Good news Tila, that will be on less Xmas card to send this year.
It is almost as if it has been pre-ordained that Tila, her fans, her "friends," and jelis haters have have all connected here and now to confirm she's an escort, a hooker. The only thing missing is for a Japanese businessman's assistant to walk up into the rotspot and give us all the receipts and pictures of the rendezvous. It's almost like you can smell it, and baby that's a bad, bad thing.
That kinda smell makes your nose hairs want to run away and burns through your brain like a suppressed memory of satanic abuse.
This is not Tila's 1st go around the hoe-hoe carousel. Back in 2008 she went to Macau to be diseased arm candy at a poker tournament, as recalled by poker player Doyle Brunson, who knows a hoe when he sees a hoe.
And Tila confirmed her work in Hong Kong with a shopcation in Tokyo after:
There she was in Japan, go figure just to shop and have fun. Go figure. Well, in addition to potentially satisfying a Japanese businessman's kink for molesting a petite girl on a subway, she also took her time out to take a picture with a gent who was attracted by the hogul's plastic, assets.
Just as Seola Uno pointed out in her awesome post about Tila's "charity" work, the hogul's a giver. She just gives, and gives, and gives.
In the immortal words of post-friend Garry 'Prophecy' Sun:
"Let me tell you how the bitch did it. She hooked herself into a lambo."
Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
1:39 AM |
Posted by
Apocryphal You
It's Sunday and it's raining money. Didn't you hear? We are in the pimpin' business now, because Tila "Don't hate my blow job Lambo" Tequila has offered Jelis Haters $500k for leaving her site forever.
I shit you negative. It seems that talking about a escort (hooker) behind her back is okay but once you start waggling your Jelis Hater finger in a hoe's face well then they just offer you money. WTF? Now I can finally finish that underground bunker in the Scandinavian mountains. Twitter's been down so hogul-hooker's been replying to Jelis Haters on her site. Peep the grab for her $500k offer.
You know if we are going to get that money we're going to have to get hogul 20 more visits with Japanese businessmen and Saudi royalty at $25k a day. If we can't get the upscale clientele well then we're just going to have to stop at every truck stop, Waffle House, and wooded area all across these United States, because I reckon she'd be good for $5-20$ a trick.
Now taking an average of tricks from hand jobs to crazy Jane beat downs for the masochist's (technically that would be anyone at all whose willing to pay for play with Tila) she would need to turn 71,428 tricks. No one ever said $ just fell from this sky. Well in this case it might. But don't touch it without gloves. Alright everybody, if we want the dough we have to pimp this hoe.
*Doesn't Uncle Eddie look so happy up there in that picture. Money and baby lambos make him hard and wear a business suit.
.......................Breaking News.......................
Hogul-hooker has been so inscened by the incredulous nature of jelis haters this evening that she had announced her purchase of a penthouse in Trump Towers. That's right. Not only does she own a blow-job lambo, she'll get to live in a blow-job (and every other sexual act out there) penthouse.
This is a good move for her. That way she can be closer to all those Japanese businessmen.
And didn't you know that envy is a sin?
I believe I remember Ms. Jackson in Sunday school telling us that lying, stealing, coveting, and being a general delusional whore were sins. Then again Ms. Jackson drank moonshine and liked to talk to Jesus about what the devil told her on Fridays.
And just so hogul-hooker does not forget, she has come full circle to this point in her life. Nearly ten years ago she started this path, the escort thing being nothing new. Tila has been her own pimp for nearly a decade. Let's start singing Misty Colored Mammaries now. That bookings email has been around for a long time.
This is a good move for her. That way she can be closer to all those Japanese businessmen.
And didn't you know that envy is a sin?
I believe I remember Ms. Jackson in Sunday school telling us that lying, stealing, coveting, and being a general delusional whore were sins. Then again Ms. Jackson drank moonshine and liked to talk to Jesus about what the devil told her on Fridays.
And just so hogul-hooker does not forget, she has come full circle to this point in her life. Nearly ten years ago she started this path, the escort thing being nothing new. Tila has been her own pimp for nearly a decade. Let's start singing Misty Colored Mammaries now. That bookings email has been around for a long time.
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