Of course, this vacation was supposed to be a girls weekend because Tila's poor Swedish friend was overcome with grief over her boyfriend's infidelity...funny all we've seen is Bradshaw. Is it possible he's a Swedish girl in drag and an enormous forehead?

Your average Rotspot reader: Man, I wish Tila would get her dumb ass pulled over for pulling so many stunts in "her" lambo!

YOUR WISH IS UNCLE EDDIE'S COMMAND.

There are so many lolz in this video.  I can't quite make out what she's screaming, but MAN, can't you feel the love from the Paparazzi?  Like, when the one says he'll get $5 for this recording?  Tila must be really high up on that market then, right?  A whole 5 bucks!  Hot damn!
Hey Tila, just because they yell "We love you!" doesn't make it so, you fucking simp.

Watch out!  Shawne Merriman's behind you!

Update! 
According to TMZ (you can read their post here):

In the end, Santa Barbara police tell us Tila received one ticket for going the wrong way down a one-way street ... and another ticket because her passsenger was not wearing a seatbelt.  

But not one for blowing through that red light RIGHT AFTER they let her go.  Nice, Tila.  That's not even cute.  Aww, but according to Tila, everyone who meets her is SUPER nice to her, right?  LOL yeah right skank. 

So we got this in our inbox today:

I just wanted to let you know I happen to live near this Lambo dealership she keeps talking about.  I was out running errands anyway so I drove by and there was not ONE person there for Tila.  In fact, I have attached a photo of all the paparazzi frenzy, tsk tsk.  The place was so dead I had no trouble pulling right up in front, and Robertson is a busy street.  The real highlight was when a dude at the dealership was telling the 2 paps to get their sign in their video footage.  I didn't stick around to see if she actually drove off in the car (which is ass ugly, btw).  After they drove up in a navy blue VW Jetta with someone (Bradshaw?) hooting out the back window I just couldn't stick around.  You can use this pic, please just keep me anonymous. 

      

    Viva le resistance!

Here's the pic.


Wow.  No wonder she "took them all for rides" in her new lambo.  Some media storm there, Tila.

Nice!

I’m a fan of the “thou doth protest too much” logic. I know, it’s a sick disease. However – it is also extremely entertaining to watch someone roll around on the ground screaming out their lies repetitiously in hopes that enough people start repeating it themselves and it will make a legend and grow into truth.


Let’s start with jellis haterz and “her” Lambo. I believe she got one, I believe she gets to drive it, I do NOT believe it’s hers. I believe a John is paying for it. (John is the name given to the men who visit hookers.) So far, we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of these alleged paparazzi pictures. But I like the RT’s from two people, like Tila is trying to convince people she has friends on her side. I do like the RT on Karma though. Tila is already feeling the effects of her Karma, in the form of people hating her, many gossip sites shutting her out completely and no one of importance in Hollywood wants anything to do with her. The reason her hair looks so nasty in that video, is because she’s got a cheap ass horsehair weave. I do know though, that all of you are eagerly anticipating her merchandise website though… right? We’ve been hearing about it for about a year!



Now we have moved onto yet another tirade of falsities on charity. Stars DO publicize their charities because they want to attach their names so that it gains more attraction to their cause. Part of their chartable tax deductions include appearances and promotions (they do it for free, claim it as charity). When a star attaches their name, all their fans flock to those organizations & the organizations LOVE this because it gets them publicity, donations and volunteerism. All that aside – publicizing her donations is her tweeting about it. She’s on her third or fourth “I’m going to Africa” date. I like how she stresses dangerous however. Doctors without Borders (one of my personally favorite charities) goes above and beyond and they never issue press releases on the places they go, most doctors don’t even talk about it – they just go on vacation. This is just one of thousands of worldwide organizations facing extreme danger everyday to help the good of man. I will show one truth – she DID work with a company to create a cast mold of her breast for charity. However, she has not donated a dime. I should also mention, for a multi-millionaire, $30k ain’t shit. I’ve probably, in my time with the Humane Society and through my own mom-and-pop business done more than that in volume and volunteerism. I did peer counseling when I was a teenager and just never stopped giving with my time and what money I do have. It’s not a lot, so if I can’t do money – I spend time.


Let’s take some lolz here though and look at her last tweet. I didn’t know hypocrisy and stupidity could fit into one tweet. How about you, why don’t you… then do you see me telling you how to spend your money? She just said give all your money to charity!



Wait, she already bought a mansion… right? I mean, she was posting pictures of this fab place in Thailand as her own (and too stupid not to link back to the original real estate site). But Seola, she posted pictures of the kitchen! I know, I know, she’s an idiot. Just like when she “owned” the house she had her garbage sale at. Learn to have manners though kiddies, so you can be like skanky Tila, who whines and cries about everything under the sun, has no self-respect and tweets nasty things on people’s looks. Or blogs about those she’s jealous of having some sort of crisis (oops, some of those posts are gone!).



Here, she RT’s a few people defending her. Let’s start with the first and her work with Drop In The Bucket.


Wait… the search on even Tila alone, no other names yields nada. Nothing. Zip. Zilch! How does this guy know she’s working with them? Because she says so? Yeah, she also said she’d meet a fan, do interviews, have fans at her garage sale, donate garage sale money to Haiti (that she ended up saying she was keeping for her non-existent baby). But thanks Barbie for chiming in about “reading stuff” on the internet. Perhaps it was her Millions of Milkshakes appearance they canceled because they found out she was a douche… while Tila tweeted it was security issues. Then tweeted it was rescheduled for February… maybe I slept through February and missed it. Barbie can fill me in, I’m sure. Let’s visit this blog Mr. Blamo claims has all the details of Tila’s charity work. It must be a celeb gossip blog to be proof of how Tila has done things, right?


Nope, it’s a FAN BLOG! The proof is what Tila herself has tweeted, that no company, organization or otherwise has confirmed at ALL. It also includes outright lies. I’d break this apart, but it has too much lolz and this post is already getting long enough. But how awesome is it that Tila gives her maids her hand-me-downs? Totally giving! Basically, all the bullet points are lies though. We all know this. There is so many dozens of things wrong with this blog that I peed a little while laughing and reading it. It’s a tough thing to handle while I’m vibrating right now so you can see this post. Anywho, that’s what this guy says is proof of her work and what Tila retweeted as proof of her work and what I’m posting is complete bullshit. :D

I leave you with these little gems. One of her fans crying that everyone ignores them but Tila and it says a lot about the mentality of her fans. Never fear however, Tila is vibrating her way into a “vacation”, of which I’m sure she signed a confidentiality agreement to not leave a hotel room or have contact with the outside world during her stay. She’s been going on these little “vacations” a lot lately. Showgirls is a great camp movie, but the businessman part in there actually is true. They pay some dough – usually a cost that doesn’t even bother the cash in their wallets – to have someone come to their place to show them a good time. More often than not, they come to the US because starlets with dollar signs in their eyes are easy to spot around here. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you Tila – without that technology you’d never have gotten away from your hammer wielding man in a trailer park. Maybe we’ll get lucky and her and “herself” will get dragged away by a bear.

So you guys probably saw Tila tweeting about buying a Lambo.  Lately she's been on this driving kick since that video of her driving Bradshaw home when he was drunk.  And then there's this video where she says she's a "professional speed racer."  Sort of.  She stumbles upon that conclusion.


Let's just ignore the fact that if you really WERE a professional race car driver you'd probably know how to say you were.  No, really, let's just play along.  Sure, Tila, you participated in the Bullrun.  Sure.  I totally believe that.

Update:  Oh look, Tila did the Bullrun in 2007!  Check out this blog, written by her driving partner.  Notice how every time Tila is brought up, it's about how she fucks up?  And there's that lovely bit here:

I let Tila do most of the driving today and I got to teach her how to down shift and use the emergency brake when she’s afraid of rolling forward.

Professional race car driver!  Uh huh.  Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled snark.

Sigh.

Anyway, while "shopping" *snicker* she posted many twitpics such as this one:

Then she tweeted that she couldn't make up her mind, and that she wanted to see more colors or something.  Yeah, THAT'S believable.

You know what?  I'm just going to let the guys at TMZ take care of this one.  They sum it up pretty well.


Thanks boys!

Sincerely yours from a blog that got "shut down,"
Uncle Eddie