- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Sunday, August 1
5:54 PM | Posted by Apocryphal You
Thank you to @liarfacearmy for retweeting Garry 'Prophecy' Sun's poetic distaste for hogul-hooker's blow job gained lambo.
Wait, isn't Garry her friend? Isn't she like family to him?
Such stunning and unwavering support almost three months ago has now turned into poetic arrows of truth aimed at the "realest and most sincere person... a friend."
Hogul was correct in saying earlier that she didn't have any friends, that her support group existed on the net.
Good news Tila, that will be on less Xmas card to send this year.
It is almost as if it has been pre-ordained that Tila, her fans, her "friends," and jelis haters have have all connected here and now to confirm she's an escort, a hooker. The only thing missing is for a Japanese businessman's assistant to walk up into the rotspot and give us all the receipts and pictures of the rendezvous. It's almost like you can smell it, and baby that's a bad, bad thing.
That kinda smell makes your nose hairs want to run away and burns through your brain like a suppressed memory of satanic abuse.
This is not Tila's 1st go around the hoe-hoe carousel. Back in 2008 she went to Macau to be diseased arm candy at a poker tournament, as recalled by poker player Doyle Brunson, who knows a hoe when he sees a hoe.
And Tila confirmed her work in Hong Kong with a shopcation in Tokyo after:
There she was in Japan, go figure just to shop and have fun. Go figure. Well, in addition to potentially satisfying a Japanese businessman's kink for molesting a petite girl on a subway, she also took her time out to take a picture with a gent who was attracted by the hogul's plastic, assets.
Just as Seola Uno pointed out in her awesome post about Tila's "charity" work, the hogul's a giver. She just gives, and gives, and gives.
In the immortal words of post-friend Garry 'Prophecy' Sun:
"Let me tell you how the bitch did it. She hooked herself into a lambo."