Showing posts with label onyx. Show all posts
Showing posts with label onyx. Show all posts
Thursday, September 16
Rinse, Repeat ...
9:16 PM | 
Posted by
HottyRotty
We haven't had one of these in awhile, even though she seems to do this every month. I wonder which personality this is? When I read these I use the "Caroline" personality with the forced Brit-cent. It's much more entertaining that way. Try it!
Okay so tonight Alienface decided to try and use her slithering ways to slide into Eddie's pants, all the while Dm'ing Fatty to try and start shit between Eddie and Fatty. Retarded right? Well, I'm not going to ruin Eddie's fun as I'm sure she'll let you guys in on it ;) I will let you know though, that Tila is one dumb motherfucker to think she can fuck with any of my girls. Bring it bitch!
Anyhow, after that little twitter fun Tila posted a new dear diary blog. It's full of the same old shit ... you know, she's leaving, going to a third world country, talks about all her hardships, God, and how she's going to be the more down to earth, sweet, grown up Tila.
Yea .. remember when she got the blond bob, tried to wear "business attire", wore the red over-sized specs on her alien dome, and went on her "business trip" to NY? That's when she "officially" changed her name from Tila Tequila to Miss Tila ... because she was an "older, more classy, business mogul" Tila. On the SAME trip she "performed" at the Crazy Horse. Need a reminder of her new "classy" business attitude?
Oooooh ... there IS something NEW to come out of this "Waaah, I'm losing followers so I have to 'leave' for a bit to get attention" post from the Stripper herself. In the comments section underneath it appears that JUST LIKE Carlton Jordan, Leo Madrid, and Garry Sun, Tila has now parted ways with Mr Bradshaw (aka 9head).
So who the fuck does she have left? Bitch really needs to get her life in check. I'm sure Onyx is trying to escape as I type this. Looks like everyone is saying good fuckin' riddance to this parasite. You're irrelevant Tila ... washed up ... cracked the fuck out.
Oh and I'd love to add that if she blows businessmen and ambassadors for 50k for a weekend just imagine the money she's making for 30+ days in Africa and Egypt! So much as to where she's going to leave her "civilization" behind. However, reminder ... she'll check in from time to time when she has ice packs on her thighs while shoving her beef curtain 'meet' back into her gaping hole after the whole tribe has gang banged her fugly ass. Just sayin'....
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Tuesday, August 10
Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
11:30 AM |
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
Gather 'round kiddies, got a little something for you this morning. It's not much, just a sweet little morsel of whore-goblin goodness...
Tila posted at 8:00 am (or was it 7:00 am? she claimed both times) that she couldn't sleep, that she was "wired" and so she'd make a sweet little sleepy-time video for you and you could all SLEEP WITH HER!!! Hell Tila, we all knew we could sleep with you, but the STDs and rampant herpes and our own lack of moral turpitude kept us away.
And here's the Flog post:
Remember, Tila's site demographic, according to her is as young as 15 years old. So why would you invite your young readers to go to bed with you, wearing a teensy little half shirt with your wonky nipples struggling to break free?
Here's the re-crap between the vid and the post:
Tila can't sleep. She claims it's because she had too much candy. In the vid she pulls out a bag of Rolos, 3/4 of the way full and claims she ate too many. A quarter of a fucking bag of Rolos gets you so fucking amp'd you can't sleep for 24 hours???? Holy shit, I'd need a quarter of a vat to have any effect on me!
In the opening moments of the video she's featured in her disgusting bathroom. She apologizes for her raspy voice and says it's from not getting any sleep. Later in the vid she apologizes for her raspy voice and says it's because she hasn't had any cigarettes? Are you fucking high? Oh, wait, yeah she is. A raspy voice because you don't have cigarettes? Heh. Maybe you should have taken your next-door stalker neighbor up on his offer to get you some the other day.
But wait, moments later...while laying amongst her crusty sheets we spy this...
Hey stalker dood, she smokes Marlboro Lights. You might want to have your friend, of which you have, leave a shitload next time he's over.
Tila then weaves this fantastical story about why she can't sleep, blaming it on chocolates and Jolly Ranchers and referring to a fridge in her room and another one upstairs. Huh. Yeah. Out of the fucking blue, she starts talking about all these fridges of which she has. Guess what Tila. We know where you live. You live in a cheap apartment. It's not even a condo. Of course there will be a fridge upstairs, it belongs to your upstairs neighbor you fucking psycho.
She then apologizes for her camera, that it's not a 'regular camera' it's a special camera that is made only for professional video. Does she think her Army is that stupid they can't recognize a Canon Point and Shoot. I have one. It's not a big deal. My kids have them. Canon doesn't make this 'special' camera that's for professional video in a point and shoot. C'mon Tila, I know you want to project that you have all this pricey expensive exclusive swag, but you're going to lie about a point and shoot? It's not even a Rebel, for gosh sake! Oh, while I'm on the subject of your expensive swag, we haven't heard you mention the "Lambo" since you got back from Santa Barbara. Can it be that you returned it to the dealership on your way home? That was a short lease.
But the most telling thing about the video is the lack of Onyx, even though, as you see in her Flog post, she says if you want to cuddle with her you have to cuddle with Onyx. I have owned many many dogs in my lifetime. When I go to bed, and there's a dog around, either they immediately jump on the bed and give me happy kisses, or if they're already there, I have to push them aside because they're hogging the whole bed, and then I get the happy kisses. For someone "snuggling with Onyx" we don't see her on the bed. Normal people who have a dog on their bed would pan the camera to the dog if its asleep and say something like "say hi to Onyx, oh poor sleepy puppy" or some such chatter.
In closing, who goes to bed in a half shirt, tight jeans, false eyelashes and full makeup? Yeah, a whore. That's what I thought.
Well that's it kiddies. Not a big deal, but just more methed out Tila for your reading pleasure.
Thursday, June 17
EXCLUSIVE!!!!! Tila FINALLY Tells the Truth!!!
10:08 PM |
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT!!!! Tila finally tells the truth and the good news is ONYX IS ALIVE!!!
I know for some this won't be a popular post because it's usually all about Tila and her lies, but, as a blogger who prides herself on her morals and ethics, my credibility is on the line and in the spirit of fairness, I want to report that Tila not only posted a photo of Onyx that appears from the image info and details in the photo, to be current, but also, it appears she still owns Onyx!!! Of course, with Onyx apparently asleep, an argument can be made that Tila just dragged her out of the Frigidair!
I would like to commend Tila for telling the truth. This is the first time in the 7 months I've been following her, that I can say she appears to have told the complete truth about an event. I actually like that. Sure, there's no drama in the truth, but there's also no shame in not having that drama. I'm sure, within hours she'll be posting some slanderous scandal, but for the moment (and I guarantee, it will be a brief moment) I'll acknowledge her for doing the right thing.
I'm sure pet fans and Onyx fans alike will be relieved that Onyx is ok. I don't think Tila is the best pet owner, and for all we know, Onyx is on loan for this photo op, but at least she's not dead. Tila, if Onyx still lives with you, it should be a no-brainer that freaking out your poor dog with your SUICIDE HOAX drama and the other crap you engage in, is not in her best interest. Dogs are very sensitive, and I'm sure she was concerned and worried for your welfare. Also, be careful with all those drugs you consume, a small amount can be fatal to a dog.
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