Thursday, September 16

postheadericon Rinse, Repeat ...


We haven't had one of these in awhile, even though she seems to do this every month.  I wonder which personality this is?  When I read these I use the "Caroline" personality with the forced Brit-cent.  It's much more entertaining that way.  Try it!

Okay so tonight Alienface decided to try and use her slithering ways to slide into Eddie's pants, all the while Dm'ing Fatty to try and start shit between Eddie and Fatty.  Retarded right?  Well, I'm not going to ruin Eddie's fun as I'm sure she'll let you guys in on it ;)  I will let you know though, that Tila is one dumb motherfucker to think she can fuck with any of my girls.  Bring it bitch!

Anyhow, after that little twitter fun Tila posted a new dear diary blog.  It's full of the same old shit ... you know, she's leaving, going to a third world country, talks about all her hardships, God, and how she's going to be the more down to earth, sweet, grown up Tila.


Yea .. remember when she got the blond bob, tried to wear "business attire", wore the red over-sized specs on her alien dome, and went on her "business trip" to NY?  That's when she "officially" changed her name from Tila Tequila to Miss Tila ... because she was an "older, more classy, business mogul" Tila.  On the SAME trip she "performed" at the Crazy Horse.  Need a reminder of her new "classy" business attitude?


Oooooh ... there IS something NEW to come out of this "Waaah, I'm losing followers so I have to 'leave' for a bit to get attention" post from the Stripper herself.  In the comments section underneath it appears that JUST LIKE Carlton Jordan, Leo Madrid, and Garry Sun, Tila has now parted ways with Mr Bradshaw (aka 9head).


So who the fuck does she have left?  Bitch really needs to get her life in check.  I'm sure Onyx is trying to escape as I type this.  Looks like everyone is saying good fuckin' riddance to this parasite.  You're irrelevant Tila ... washed up ... cracked the fuck out. 

Oh and I'd love to add that if she blows businessmen and ambassadors for 50k for a weekend just imagine the money she's making for 30+ days in Africa and Egypt!  So much as to where she's going to leave her "civilization" behind.  However, reminder ... she'll check in from time to time when she has ice packs on her thighs while shoving her beef curtain 'meet' back into her gaping hole after the whole tribe has gang banged her fugly ass.  Just sayin'....


32 comments:

Ben said...

Figures the bitch goes crazy when I'm at home and can't give her shit cause I'm banned.

The fact that she say she's "going away for herself" and she'll probably say she's "digging wells" well that's not really for herself.

My money is on rehab (or quite possibly jail). She can't do anything without publicity so claiming she's going to Africa and Egypt while refusing to mention where or why raises the red whore flag.

Blondie said...

She'll never leave and get the real help she needs.

jayden said...

I'd wager she's on her way to Brunei or some other Arabic kingdom with a 30-day contract to "entertai."

Yeah right said...

I hope she's getting real help, maybe she has noticed she is on the fast road to the grave, but I won't hold my breath.

Bedazzle THIS said...

WHAT! Mr. Bradshaw has left the Condomansion? HURRAH.

Dear 9 Head, well done.

Love,

Your Biggest Fan

Joann said...

LOL @ your "Tila leaves for the ____________ time" number. You even have a couple of "u's" in there. Loving it Hotty.

And, you are 100% correct. How many times have we heard "I'm taking time off for myself" but she never goes anywhere or she will leave for 2-3 days, come back and say she missed everyone and had to come back for some stupid reason.


MR. BRADSHAW HAS LEFT THE FOLD!!!! DIDN'T KNOW THAT. WOW. When did this happen guys?

First of all, there is no way Tila is going to take a month off and be one with nature in some foreign country/jungle or visit people in a 3rd world country...no freaking way. We all know she has no staff and there are no bookings to cancel either.

IMO, what she really needs the time for is:

1. To find other stooges to write on her piece of crap blog.

2. Find someone to dress her for her next bar hopping appearance..er..tour.

3. Film another porn movie.

4. Hustle up the next payment on her Lambo which is due soon.

5. Find someone to jump when she says jump, don't care if she talks down to them and be on call 24 hrs. to fulfill her idiotic whims(like Mr. Bradshaw probably did), remember Ralph's and CVS.

6. Fulfill her "other" entertainment contract.

I doubt if Mr. Bradshaw used her to get famous because that crap she wears when she is on her "tours" are dreadful. If anything he should be in denial about dressing her.

He probably got tired of her shitty ways and finally got the courage to leave her.

Anyone wants to take bets on when she'll "return", that is if she even leaves.

I'm picking 9/24.

Fatty McFatterson said...

1. I hope she kicked 9Head to the curb. That guy totally skeeves me the fuck out! And the stupid 'Gems' thing drives me batshit. Shut the fuck up with the Gems. You're trying to make it your catch-word, and just the mere fact you're trying shows how much of a fucking tool you are. As much as I don't like Tila, I guess you can say is as much as I don't like Bradshaw. True, he hasn't mischairied any chunks or hunks or anything, but the way he dresses Tila, as if to optimize the opportunities for ridicule and humiliation, and then calls himself her friend, makes me want go a few rounds with that medicine ball head of his.
I think God spared some poor woman the agony of birthing his child by making him gay. Though I'm sure there'd be plenty of sponsors for the ad space on the kids forehead.

2. I think Tila's going into rehab. Her posts and comments are a lot different lately. I think something happened recently that scared the shit out of her. I wouldn't be surprised if she found herself on another 5150 in the last couple of weeks and she scared herself into going straight, or at least trying to go straight. If she is going into rehab, I hope she shares that info with her idiot army at some point. Not one of them seems to want to acknowledge her rampant drug usage and they accuse the jelis haters of spreading lies and rumors because of our jealousy over Tila and her lambo.

Good to see you back and in fine form Rotty!!

Blondie said...

Plus she said she's a riding a bike now XD WTF

Kelly said...

Hmmmm I agree with all the posts above!!

1. I could never understand why tila let Bradshaw style her for this long. He clearly was styling her from cheap crap labels and made her look like a slut

2. One possibility is this 'doco' she is making... Technically there is normally some minor truth when she speaks. Maybe she has signed a clause to keep things secret and twitter she may spill it.

3. I personnally think it's rehab, I don't wish harm on her but the way she is going if she doesn't she will be dead. When she did shot of live she seemed cute (can not believe I said that) now she is just one fucked up mess.

When will tila learn that she could have millions if followers who would follow her as she tweets them tells them the truth (like it's ok to live in an apartment, have off days, feel sad, feel happy) just keep it real

Xxx

gillianthemad1013 said...

So 9head is no more, huh? Good riddance, he always seemed and sounded like a total dickhole to be. It was hilarious how his Fashion Police-self was always all over people much more famous and better dressed than he or his only client Tila, and how at the same time he displayed his madd styling skillz on the Hogul by dressing her as a slutty dead bird.

Can't wait for Eduardo's post on Tila's suppa sekrit backroom shenanigans! I'm lenorethelentil on Twitter, btw.

Mary said...

Oh gosh, I can see it now. Bradshaw standing there with a bedazzled suitcase in each hand. Tila holding back tears, meth mouth trembling. The awkward dull thud as the two of them try to pretend Bradshaw didn't hit his five storey head on the doorframe on the way out....

BigPoppaPhat said...

She's always doing this "I'm leaving for awhile/Taking a break/Vacation from the internet" crap every couple of months. I wish she'd actually do it for once.

likereally said...

what program did you use to highlight the text?

Cam said...

I just want to say that if she really does get significant help and go into rehab, I genuinely wish her the best out of it. Whilst I doubt that we would see any personality change, I hope for her and her family's sake that her insanity/immorality stems from something thay can be resolved with the correct support.

Tila, you may well be reading this; you claim to be an introspective, caring individual. Hopefully you can align these traits with good morality, clear thinking and proper judgment.

P.s. I say this all with total optimism because from experience I honestly don't believe that addiction can directly alter your core beliefs, essence or virtuousness. I'm inclined to think that's all Tila.

Yeah right said...

@ Fatty, that's why I was thinking she might actually be going into rehab are her posts. They seem almost civil... I wondered if a PR person was actually doing it for her.
My sister went into rehab several times and then would check herself out after a couple of days so we'll see.

Kate said...

"fetch" has a much better chance of becoming popular that "gems".

FUYU said...

I don't believe she'll even be gone for a week. =_= Then again, last time she was "gone" didn't she tweet from other accounts? Any one know if those accounts are still up?

FUYU said...

Ohhh and 3rd world country huh? Is she going back to Singapore? LMFAO

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Drexel Spivey said...

My guess is the backlash from this latest stunt has finally caught up with either her or her mgmt(Big Machine Media). I think that she thought the whole juggalo thing would garner her more sympathy than it actually did, and maybe she didn't quite realize before she did it how bad it was actually going to be.

Her problem right now is overexposure and a general hate from many people that are casually aware of her existence. There were very few articles about the juggalo thing that were sympathetic to her, in fact many of them claimed that she deserved it. It only makes sense for her to drop out for a while. She can let the lease go on the lambo, she can distance herself from the fail blog and maybe when they release the sex tape people will be interested in seeing it.

As it stands right now the only people that are interested in seeing her is her army of nitwits and contrary to what she says, we know that there really just are not that many members.

Now whether she can actually stay out of view for a month. Seriously doubtful. Her main addiction is attention and my guess it she wont be able to make it more than a week without some.

Cathy said...

I feel so sorry for her shes such a hard worker (insert snickering rolling eyes followed by a large yawn) We have heard her rant about her business and her "charity" ummm sleeping with an ugly guy is only charity if you dont charge him or give him some kind of std...

Sheriff Gauncent said...

I believe that the "grand openeing" practice for the Hustler in Vegas was to ridicule and make fun of her. Hence the fake Kid Rock and posting the god awful pictures and videos and her talking about shoving shit in her ass.

What professional type of business other than then porn industry would even want to associate themselves with the Saigon Whore?

oLulubella said...

watch, he is going to do a "tell all"...what a whore! bradshaw, do a tell all!!! TELL ALL!

Joann said...

I don't know oLulubella.

Carlton Jordan said he was going to tell all but he backed down.

Gary Sun and Leo Madrid didn't say a word either and she had poor Casa so scared he was crying on Facebook(I think)for help to keep her off of him. Tila said she was going to sue him...lol.

I don't know what she has on them but none of them will reveal any dirt on her. I doubt if Mr. Bradshaw will be writing a "tell all" about Tila anytime soon.

Maybe Tila has a lot of dirt on them too and said she if they told on her, she would tell on them.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

It's not defamation/libel if it's the truth!

TELL ALL!!

Ben said...

So at 12am her time she was back on twitter posting that her hair is black. She sure has a lot of midnight meetings.

So whoever had under 2 days for her first return is the winner. I think the Lindsay thing is too much for her, you know she wants to rant and blast a fellow drug addict.

raunchyb said...

There's a storm here and I can't sleep, so I checked her Twitter just for the hell of it... SHE'S BACK. She tweeted "WHO WANTS TO SEE MY BLACK HAIR? I MADE A VIDEO PLAYING PIANO FOR U TOO! WANNA SEE IT?"

That was a shorter month than I think even most of us jeliz haters expected. Speaking of which, a few days before she posted this goodbye thing, she had made a comment somewhere in the flog about how she was going to disappear for a month and not tell anyone beforehand. So much for that...

sofie said...

ladies of rotspot and devoted followers....
i have been reading this site since the very beginning. a friend of mine suggested it for entertainment value and i have been hooked ever since!!
tila tequila was a name i recognized from myspace....but has now become synonomous with THE RESISTANCE!
i am a devoted fan and reader of your site! i have just recently signed up to twitter and i'm looking for friends from the resistance!

'canadiansofie'

Joann said...

Tila dyed her hair "shoe polish" black and added some extensions or she bought herself a black wig and now she's saying this reflects how she really is because she's grown up now...whatever the hell that means.

I can't wait for TRS to rip her post to shreds especially how she claims she's grown up now and all it took was for her to change her hair color....yea right.


I won't even go into her piano banging, er, playing.

Wait...I thought she was gone for a month? I had her pegged to come back on 9/24 but she's back already. She just can't stay away. LOL.

survivingsickmen said...

I believe that is a sickness rampant in the US... it is called narcissism in both women and men... surely Tila has it very clearly. It is soo sad and it is destroying normal values and morals. Can read more at
Love this site.
http://survivingsocietyssickmen.wordpress.com/2010/03/29/sick-men-in-our-society-today/

RockitQueen said...

The first thing I thought when I saw her new hair color is that a "client" has requested her with black hair.

This month-long absence she's claiming has got to be some kind of contract she's entered into with the Japanese businessman or something. If she was in rehab, they wouldn't allow her to "check in" online.

SammiDe said...

I agree RockitQueen. ☻

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