We haven't had one of these in awhile, even though she seems to do this every month.  I wonder which personality this is?  When I read these I use the "Caroline" personality with the forced Brit-cent.  It's much more entertaining that way.  Try it!

Okay so tonight Alienface decided to try and use her slithering ways to slide into Eddie's pants, all the while Dm'ing Fatty to try and start shit between Eddie and Fatty.  Retarded right?  Well, I'm not going to ruin Eddie's fun as I'm sure she'll let you guys in on it ;)  I will let you know though, that Tila is one dumb motherfucker to think she can fuck with any of my girls.  Bring it bitch!

Anyhow, after that little twitter fun Tila posted a new dear diary blog.  It's full of the same old shit ... you know, she's leaving, going to a third world country, talks about all her hardships, God, and how she's going to be the more down to earth, sweet, grown up Tila.

I'd love to walk up and laugh right in her face!  We all knew Miss Hogul's Celebrity Rehab stunt was to TRY and get some publicity via TMZ and I'm sure it's given her a little.  Like she said herself, any press is good press ... no matter what it says about her.

Funny enough, we called all of this.  IF indeed she WAS offered a spot on CR we knew from the day the info was released via TMZ that the show could possibly be canceled.  Of course Tila said everyone was "juss jelis" and that it was just a RUMOR and that she had already been filming for it and would be leaving soon (would be tomorrow) to go do some bad acting into her recovery documented via CR. 


But alas, Mister Producer Man called gutterslut a few days back and broke the news to her.


Isn't it funny that we know what she's going to do BEFORE she does it?  I mean how worn out is this bitch that she just has to keep saying the saaaaame shit oooover and oooooover.  It seems that when she's humiliated and doesn't know what else to do she always goes into a "I'm leaving!!!" tantrum.  You know what I mean? Everyone has been in a relationship where you're faggy other half ALWAYS throws this sort of shit around in need of attention.  So would it surprise you to see THIS this morning on Skelewhore's Twitter!?!?

"... but "Celebrity Rehab" has been put on ice because they just can't find a big star with a big problem."  "Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner."

Oooooh gooodness!!!   Tila, once again, is the ONLY person that thinks she's ANYONE in Hollywood.  They blatantly say that she's a nobody!  They go on to talk about Lindsay Lohan.  It all makes sense why Tila was trying so desperately to get her attention.  She NEEDED LiLo to take on CR so that SHE could KEEP her TV deal.  Poooor Thien Thing Twat Thong just keeps trying to swim above water but everything she touches turns into quicksand and it is drowning her.  The only person she's fooling with all of these outlandish tales is herself and perhaps a few underage children who have shitty parents and need something, someone to believe in.  She COULD have been a role model and really been an inspiration to these kids that need guidance, instead she'd rather show them how awesome it is to get naked, do drugs, and constantly lie for attention.