So a lot of you have been inquiring as to what Rob is doing.  Welly welly well, check this out:
That's right, boys and girls!  Rob left yesterday for Hollywood!

Now let me share a secret with you guys.  This brings me IMMENSE joy.  Why?  Because I make no bones about it.  I fucking despise that kid.  He's all the smug douchebaggery of Garry Sun without any of the redeeming qualities.  And I can't wait for this kid to get burned.

It's only a matter of time before he's doing BIG THINGS you guys.  You know, like hosting the gay porn awards.  Raz B who?

Edit 
Ok so it seems lots of you don't know who Rob is, or at least need a refresher.  

So yeah.  Rob is the Aussie New Zealand Idol (he placed #7 in 2004, not #2 as Tila would like you to believe - and yet, this doesn't detour him from working with her) that Tila signed to her "label."  They've both been saying for months that she's going to fly him out to Hollywood and make him a star out here.  Tila kept pushing him off for her own exploits (still, he's not detoured) but it seems she's FINALLY willing to pay attention to him.

He's also a smug douchebag.  I thought he was okay for a while, just misguided.  Then he had a few words with people via Facebook.  People who tried to warn him and were actually pretty polite about it.  He claims all of us are just "jealous haters" and that his music - which is mediocre at best - will speak for itself.

And just for lolz:

I'm going to laugh my ass off when his career is one big, fat crash and burn.  Suck to be you, Rob.

Get off my nuts fuckers!  A lot of shit went down over the weekend.  Our twitter homies helped us break outta this joint (yay) but shortly thereafter Uncle Eddie and I were chased down by a huge Yetti that we had to destroy.  I'll link you up to that story in a day or so.  Ahhh, it was a BUSY weekend.


By "TONS of responses" she means none, including her "personal email" which is why she has to try and use the same shit for attention - again.  Notice right off the bat she tries to entice people to come back on "Monday" to check for the newest post on the spooky Illuninati!  Hopefully they'll tie her up, practice "vudu" on her, and sacrifice her to the dark lord of Hollywood - all on her flog too!  Talk about the hits!!!  She doesn't care, she'll be a martyr for any sort of attention she can get the good of mankind! 

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Retire from life ... hahahaha. I've been saying that for months now!