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Tuesday, August 31

postheadericon Oh hey, what's Rob doing?


So a lot of you have been inquiring as to what Rob is doing.  Welly welly well, check this out:
That's right, boys and girls!  Rob left yesterday for Hollywood!

Now let me share a secret with you guys.  This brings me IMMENSE joy.  Why?  Because I make no bones about it.  I fucking despise that kid.  He's all the smug douchebaggery of Garry Sun without any of the redeeming qualities.  And I can't wait for this kid to get burned.

It's only a matter of time before he's doing BIG THINGS you guys.  You know, like hosting the gay porn awards.  Raz B who?

Edit 
Ok so it seems lots of you don't know who Rob is, or at least need a refresher.  

So yeah.  Rob is the Aussie New Zealand Idol (he placed #7 in 2004, not #2 as Tila would like you to believe - and yet, this doesn't detour him from working with her) that Tila signed to her "label."  They've both been saying for months that she's going to fly him out to Hollywood and make him a star out here.  Tila kept pushing him off for her own exploits (still, he's not detoured) but it seems she's FINALLY willing to pay attention to him.

He's also a smug douchebag.  I thought he was okay for a while, just misguided.  Then he had a few words with people via Facebook.  People who tried to warn him and were actually pretty polite about it.  He claims all of us are just "jealous haters" and that his music - which is mediocre at best - will speak for itself.

And just for lolz:

I'm going to laugh my ass off when his career is one big, fat crash and burn.  Suck to be you, Rob.

25 comments:

Seola Uno said...

So he gets to Hollywood, but his boss is leaving for Vegas? Hmmm....

Sheriff Gauncent said...

This fucking kid is one arrogant smart ass! I feel that I'm a pretty good judge of character in people.

This kid is a FUCKING TOOL!

Those fucking two deserve each other!

BigPoppaPhat said...

who the hell is Rob?

Hope said...

OMG I can't WAIT for her to leave his ass high and dry out here with NOTHING!

Bedazzle THIS said...

What with her Vegas Pron and Rob flying into LA, I forsee a warrior of cock in her future.

Wax on, Wax Off... Ti-Bag.

Barbara said...

BigPoppaPhat, he's the New Zealand American Idol 20th or 7th or whatever runner up that CuntZilla "signed" to her "record label."

I'm not sure what else the deal is with him, he's not ringing any other bells with me.

rockitqueen said...

Usually her head looks huge, like a Macy's float, but in that picture with Rob it looks tiny and more ET-like than usual. It's really bothering me.

chetswife said...

Ummmm so I was looking at some funny sites on 2leep.com and I came across this... http://funzu.com/index.php/crazy-pics/naughty-cakes-30082010.html

Why oh WHY would they model a cupcake out of Tila's boobs???? ew

Kelly said...

Yeah he's the loser who didn't win New Zealand Idol and noone in NZ really gives a shit about him or what he does. How do I know? I'm a kiwi.

Joann said...

If the Rob wants to believe Tila is brilliant, beautiful and he's lucky to have her...let him continue to think that. In the end nobody will be fooled but him...we already know what's going to happen.

Hope your ticket was round trip dude cause you will be needing it to get back home in 3..2..lol.

Pixilix said...

First off it was New Zealand Idol not Aussie that's a spanking and New Zealand really know or care who this kid is he's a nobody here and his music sucks hairy troll dick or in tilas case crab infested gash /shudders

Joann said...

LMAO off at rockitqueen...."Usually her head looks huge, like a Macy's float, but in that picture with Rob it looks tiny and more ET-like than usual."...I laughed until I had tears in my eyes at the part of your comment...too funny.

Anyway, I noticed the same thing when she put the photo up months ago...I'm thinking she or someone photoshopped her in or him in.

starfish said...

lame! hey if he wants to up and take a trip to hollywood land of the trips for all shmucky dreamers, than thats his own stupidity. i lived out there, you know how many people are trying to make it? honestly, how is tila gonna help? she cant even become a popular "musician" herself!??!! "

jayden said...

So is she putting him up in her apartmansion? Does he get to share a blow up mattress with Onyx?

This thing has implosion written all over it.

livvey said...

I just had a look at his MySpace ( http://www.myspace.com/robinjohnsonepic )

a) He seems as delusional as Tila.
b) His talent lies more in his head than in his vocal skills. He should be arrested for murder for what he did to that Terrance Trent D'Arby song.

He has a lack of talent and delusions of grandeur. He'll get along famously with Tila.

Fatty McFatterson said...

I'd like to start the betting pool on what day and time Tila will parade Rob down Robertson (or some other equally notorious pap hangout) hand in hand trying to pass him off as her new boyfriend. Of course, they'll try to look coy and put on an act that they're trying to hide their relationship, but we all know this is straight out of Tila's playbook and it's meant to garner one thing: media attention to spotlight Rob.

See, this is Tila's only talent as a "record label manager". She figures any press is good press, and contrived press is the best. She has no legitimate plans for launching Rob's career, just as she has never had any legitimate plans to launch her own.

She figures with her name in the media due to the juggalo smackdown, there will be interest in a love interest.

Within days she'll tweet that Rob bought her a big ass 17 carat diamond engagement ring (which will look suspiciously like the fake one Casey gave her) and they'll be planning a wedding. Well, that is, if he hasn't impregnated her with gallons of babies first.

The truth is, Tila made up with Biff, and they've been holed up in the condomansionium for the last week. There's a new NDA in place so he's shutting his mouth about her. Rob will likely move into the condomansionium because he has no money, and Tila needs someone to help with the rent.

Watch the implosion when Biff finds Rob is Tila's new 'love' interest. He's so stupid, he won't realize it's for publicity only and Rob is so stupid he might just buy into it himself.

Oh wait, maybe Tila can't use this ploy cause I've already spelled it out for the masses. Oh well, maybe Tila will kill herself while Rob's staying with her as a way of getting him the media attention he needs...she finger him for her own murder. How touching, huh?

Fatty McFatterson said...

I'd like to start the betting pool on what day and time Tila will parade Rob down Robertson (or some other equally notorious pap hangout) hand in hand trying to pass him off as her new boyfriend. Of course, they'll try to look coy and put on an act that they're trying to hide their relationship, but we all know this is straight out of Tila's playbook and it's meant to garner one thing: media attention to spotlight Rob.

See, this is Tila's only talent as a "record label manager". She figures any press is good press, and contrived press is the best. She has no legitimate plans for launching Rob's career, just as she has never had any legitimate plans to launch her own.

She figures with her name in the media due to the juggalo smackdown, there will be interest in a love interest.

Within days she'll tweet that Rob bought her a big ass 17 carat diamond engagement ring (which will look suspiciously like the fake one Casey gave her) and they'll be planning a wedding. Well, that is, if he hasn't impregnated her with gallons of babies first.

The truth is, Tila made up with Biff, and they've been holed up in the condomansionium for the last week. There's a new NDA in place so he's shutting his mouth about her. Rob will likely move into the condomansionium because he has no money, and Tila needs someone to help with the rent.

Watch the implosion when Biff finds Rob is Tila's new 'love' interest. He's so stupid, he won't realize it's for publicity only and Rob is so stupid he might just buy into it himself.

Oh wait, maybe Tila can't use this ploy cause I've already spelled it out for the masses. Oh well, maybe Tila will kill herself while Rob's staying with her as a way of getting him the media attention he needs...she finger him for her own murder. How touching, huh?

khandersuk said...

While off work yesterday and reaching the penultimate level of boredom, I took a trip through the OMG site, which I have yet to do without regretting it. I noticed she has posted a letter from two Brazilian teenagers who want a singing career and asked her for help. Their myspace page is www.myspace.com/magazineladies.

The music is awful and quite frankly, the girls can't sing. They apologize for the poor quality as it's not professionally produced, but honestly, it won't matter as they can't carry a tune or keep time to the backing track. It's a little bit 'rappy' like Tila's style.

Tila doesn't offer them a record deal on her label. Instead she writes a syrupy 'thanks for your support' open reply and also tells them to pursue their dreams no matter what. She of course brings in her own story into it and this time says her dream was first and foremost to have a band (this is about the tenth thing she says her dream was at that age).

What bothers me is girls like this, who are young and hopeful there is a career for them as performers, but without the talent, can be so misled by someone like Tila. I'm all for living the dream, but to tell them to pursue this no matter what, and this is from someone they idolize, validates what is essentially a pipe dream on their end. You wouldn't push someone who is learning disabled to pursue a medical degree, or someone without legs to be a long distance runner, so why give the illusion to people they can do any old thing they want, just because they want to? There are limitations in life we all have to abide by, whether they fit what you really want to do or not.

I imagine the two girls were so excited by the personal response from Tila that they didn't even clock she hasn't offered them a record deal, in spite of her saying for so long this is what her record label is about, giving people chances.

It's a dangerous game . . .

glitterypoi said...

Another Johnson... lets hope Rob isn't a diabetic.

Tuesday said...

Haha! I actually now know who this guy is because, I've been reading ALL of this blog! <3

Anyone that follows Tila in the slightest should be able to see the women is an absolute joke and head case.

This guy is a total idiot and, possibly mental himself for having her involved in his career. He gets what he deserves.

Tila is now claiming to be a warrior. I could not stop laughing at her last entry. I was almost in tears laughing. It was classic Tila! She thinks because she was at a juggalo concert, where things and shit were thrown at her, classifies her for warrior status. I mean, really?

Has she completely closed off her dendrites, with all her drug use? Have the axons ceased firing altogether?

She needs to just give up and go straight into comedy. If she would just keep doing what she's doing but, call it comedy, she might have a chance.

Mimi said...

HAHAhaha I was wondering what came of him!

tui said...

Hey girls, anyone have any idea what happened to TT's delusional fan Lissy aka LissylovesTila?

Haven't seen or heard anything from her for so long. I'm hoping like hell she's "switched sides"/seen the light...

Ben said...

I don't see how Rob can fail. You take the 7th place finisher in NZ Idol add Tila as his manager and Mr Bradshaw is going to send him out there and watch him spread. Is there a better combo in the business?

You guys may see Fail, fail, fail, but I see win, win, win. LOL, maybe not. I'm no Lun-Ti but I can spot another trainwreck a mile away. I give him 2 months before he's begging for money to fly back to NZ.

khandersuk said...

@Ben

'I'm no Lun-Ti but . . ' that seriously made me laugh out loud! Classic!

angela said...

Rob's version of Terrance Trent D'Arbys sign your name is absolutely hideous. Tila should have never got his hopes up. His musical talent isn't that great.

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