I'm really getting pissed off here. Earlier when Tila tweeted about wanting letters and "stuff" mailed to her, I was stomping mad. I hate, with a passion, how she manipulates those people in her army. It appears most are young or very troubled, or both. Even some of the older ones are a little scary in their devotion to Tila. Mental illness seems to be a common theme in her "army", with their commander being the brains behind the braintrust.

Hey guys!  I just want to post this real quick, just to make extra super sure you guys see that Tila was warned about this before she went.


As you can see, Mel here was her basic White Knight, alerting Tila (as well as a TON of Tila Army members) that this was set to happen; this was being planned.  Pretty sure Mel got this info from this post I made before the event.  See, look, we're all helpin' each other out.  Or something.

Anyway, then these people (among others) got involved in trying to warn fair princess Herpes that danger lurked around every corner at the Gathering.

Right, obviously "a hater" is to blame for this, right kids?  Just THE ONE hater of which Tila has?  Sigh.  No kids.  Unfortunately, it's pretty much general consensus that Tila is a lying, drugged up whore.  Literally, a whore.  When you kids grow up you're going to be VERY embarrassed.  But don't worry, I'm sure we'll go easy on you.  We all did dumb shit as a kid...well, except dear ol' Uncle Eddie here.  I was too busy being awesome 24/7.  You believe that, right?  *shifty ojos* Right?

So there.  Just wanted everybody to see this.  I thought it might come in handy at some point.  This was all on the 12th, the day before Tila took the stage.  She ignored all of these warnings (well, that is to say, she didn't comment on them on Twitter, but I'm sure it made the greasy, meth-coated wheels in her brain start a-turnin') and...well, you saw what happened.

Okay, back to your regularly scheduled cunt-fest here at the Rotspot!  Check out Rotty's posts.  They're grrrrrrrreat!

Update! 
Just because this post was a little boring, let's liven things up with a video from Sam Ronson.  I wanna high five this bitch so bad right now!

Many of you who follow me on Twitter know my well documented tweets on my 6 year old having bipolar disorder. In my first post here, as a guest writer, I pointed out all the things Tila has used for press or made fun of. She seemingly hits the bullseye on things that have affected me personally. This one takes the cake, readers. Bear with me as I not only rip this bitch a new one, but give some education on bipolar disorder to those who do not see it every heart breaking day. I do not ask for pity, I ask for those to gain knowledge and understanding, including Tila Army. We'll start with her latest episode, since it's got the most "info" from her and though she's mentioned it before, it's never been so... appalling and insane.
K, so gutter whore starts her "upper" ranting with TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Because you know, when bipolar highs kick in, you can't help but e-shout at people. She goes from suicidal (again? Was this Garry's fault too?) one night to so giddy she can't help but amuse her ghetto ass. A) Bipolar does not work in days and nights. It also does not work minute to minute. It's been glamorized as a disease in the movies where you laugh then cry, then shoot a bitch the next second. Many symptoms never go away at all - hallucinations, hearing things and suicidal/homicidal thoughts are there. Swings of bipolar are about being in control of them. Only with medication can you control the worst aspects and by controlling those, hope the others fade out. It's not "fun". You don't feel "better" because you felt worse before. I'm speaking light to moderate. It's much worse when, like me, you deal with moderate to severe when you constantly fear for your family's safety because they are not controlled.

The Tila Army seems to love her regardless of her bipolar. Go fuck yourselves. Yeah, I said it. You know why? Because if she was bipolar, you are sitting there backing her up for not being medicated while she's admitting to having suicidal issues. We know she's not and for that, it makes you look like dumbfucks for not only believing this bullshit, but PRAISING it. "For those diagnosed bipolar" they have no fucking clue what Tila is talking about. Because she is trying to make up symptoms straight down the list in Wikipedia of symptoms and signs and theories. Bipolar isn't diagnosed by tests. It's diagnosed based on behaviors and thoughts. Bipolar does not mean "intense happiness". It's actually an incredibly heightened state of hyperactivity. When it happens for bipolars who do experience it, it's incredibly terrifying. They cannot control racing hearts and racing thoughts. Many experience extreme anxiety from the highs because unlike some disorders they are completely aware that they cannot control themselves.It's not a blessing, it's a continual lifelong battle to stay as normal as possible. It's a lifelong battle for families to advocate for their family members. But her comment on "consistently crazy" is quite telling since bipolar is never consistent, you can be episode free for days or even weeks and then be so bad, you need hospitalization on the drop of a dime.Society doesn't label people with mental disorders and illnesses, doctors do. For good cause. It's to get them under control so they are not a danger to themselves or anyone else. Advocating people to stop taking medication seems to be Tila's mantra. She "got" Casey to stop taking hers and look how well that turned out. For the love of children of the Tila Army - bipolar has such a large range, will you really take the advice of a stranger who has never met you, to stop taking medications that were prescribed for you to function? Tila is not a fucking doctor, hell - she's so stank she can't even snag one to infect and infest.

Now, onto the middle tweet in there - "I was diagnosed Bi-polar B". WHAT THE FUCK IS BIPOLAR B? It's bipolar type 1 and 2. Never has it even been written that there is a type B. This is the same dumb bitch who said she was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder - a phrase they haven't used in about 20 years. Bipolar B never existed. So we have another fake diagnosis while telling, probably what should be the smarter of Tila Army in BeyondBettyJean to stop taking meds, bipolar is a blessing and it stifles personality. Welllllllllllll - if my son's personality is to think about hacking people up (a child who has never seen a PG rated movie, plays only Pixar/Dreamworks video games), hear things and see things outside a two story window, well I guess Tila knows best. I guess if a bipolar person's "creativity" is stifled by those pesky times when they go so low they cannot get out of bed, or those pesky times they go so high up, they freeze in fear... by all means, I guess people should stop being medicated. Then again, we've already found at least one stalker liar in Tila's little army, maybe BeyondBettyJean is one of those "I am whatever Tila says she is, so she'll tweet me" bitches.In the last of the rambling, she goes onto another Wiki mention in the theory that some creative people may have been bipolar. It was first discussed by a novelist in the early 90's, who made the argument. This was never proven or given any serious thought in the scientific field. In fact, research throughout has suggested just the opposite, in that creativity may be stifled by episodes. One of the traits in movies, suggests recklessness and grandiosity. While I agree on grandiosity, Tila is calculated. She knows the Army are sheep and can say anything outrageous and get a sympathetic response. As we see some of the stronger members of Tila Army leaving her behind, she claims spies, traitors and the like to detract other members for coming to their own realizations. There isn't a disease for everything - but when someone DOES have a disease, you don't make up your own version because every time some stupid bitch like Tila rants and raves, more people get wrong and dramatized versions of bipolar. It's hard enough to fight the good fight of advocacy for doctors, insurances, schooling and more without having people have in their heads some glamorous ideas from the movies or celebs faking shit.

I've heard from literally dozens of people both during Tila's rants and throughout my son's trials this last 7 days. Many expressing ideas, thoughts, sympathies but also many, many people expressing their own trials either within their families or their own struggles. Trivializing something that affects so many (and I must mention, not a single is "grateful") is part of the reason it is so tough to get not only good treatment, but treatment at all.

Of course, this vacation was supposed to be a girls weekend because Tila's poor Swedish friend was overcome with grief over her boyfriend's infidelity...funny all we've seen is Bradshaw. Is it possible he's a Swedish girl in drag and an enormous forehead?

Hey guys!  Uncle Eddie here again.  Hotty Rotty and Gnome my favorite sex offender from Bumfuck, Iowa are super busy, and Fatty is having some kind of blueberry emergency (I think that's code for "overdosing on cookie dough") so I'm going to take you through Tila's idea of Neutrality.  We're gonna take this step by step, okay?


So first off, I love how she uses that same picture CONSTANTLY when she's going to pretend to be "the REAL Tila."  And I love how it says it's an exclusive for her fail blog, except for the little tag for the hotspot on there...LOL.  There we go, Tila.  Showing off AGAIN how you don't know what "exclusive" means.  I also thought I'd be witty and underline where Tila shows off her MAD writing skills (hint: THEY DON'T EXIST AND WHOEVER TOLD HER SHE HAD TALENT IN WRITING LIED TO THAT POOR GIRL), but I soon realized I'd have to underline 99% of her post.  It was seriously so painful to read, guys.  I was texting Fatty with little quotes and saying "wtf does this mean, Fatty?" and she responded "mmmf mffmf mmfmmf" because she had a spoon in her mouth (of course) but I took it to mean she couldn't decipher it, either.


Okay, so here Tila shows off her expert manipulator skills.  She knows her fans aren't exactly the brightest crayons in the box, and she knows that if she lies about why people "hate on her" they'll fall for it.  So she tells them THIS is the reason.  Because she's so strong.  Yes, Tila, we hate on you because you're so strong.  In fact, if you go though every single post here - every post that documents your lies and your batshit crazy behavior - you'll see it's all because we...wait, what is her point exactly?  "Until she realizes..." what?  Goddammit, Tila.  Can't you TRY to make sense? I mean, check out this gem: "In this generation where the internet has become the most popular source of medium, has it's pros and cons."  WTF does that mean!?  Please, Tila, stop trying to sound intelligent.  Stick to showing your tits to underage viewers - it's what you're good at.

Also, Tila, we see your Army kissing your ass 24/7.  I've seen people actually say "I don't care what Tila does.  She could murder someone and I'd still love her!"  Even after your suicide hoax, which you claim is NOT a hoax now (I think Fatty's going to write on that this weekend), your fans stood by you and completely kissed your ass.  But whatever.  Everybody enjoys a little ass kissing now and then.  Fine.

Now she goes on AGAIN saying that people won't say shit to her face.  Again, Tila, give me the chance.  There's a whole group of people here, both writers and readers, who would relish the opportunity to spit in your ugly, meth-pocked face.  Also, Tila?  I don't buy that for a second.  I really don't.  Whenever you go out, there are always tons of tweets that pop up talking serious shit on you from people who are wherever you are.  In fact, when you went to the BET after party or whatever it was, one guy tweeted that he had to stay away from you before you claimed he was your next baby daddy.  I lolled.  But again, stop lying to your army that we wouldn't say shit to your face.  I know I would, and I know a lot of people who would.  Unfortunately, the majority of the time you're holed up in your shitty apartmansion (you know, the one you SWEAR is "your house").  And these people even exist in the UK, so enjoy your trip, scumbag.


Ah, so here we get to the real arm meet of the situation.  Here's where she starts to say she doesn't lie, and that she doesn't need to prove anything to anybody because it's her private life.  Hmmm...funny how this comes out AFTER she said she'd show her doctor bills proving her mischarraige.  Who didn't call this?  Did anybody really think she'd post anything?  No.  In fact, I think we said this would happen EXACTLY.  You're far too predictable, Tila.  "I don't care who believes me, I know I'm telling the truth."  LOL you know who says that, Tila?  SOMEONE WHO IS LYING.

So I think that's the whole reason for this post.  As much shit as we give her for being an idiot, Tila really is an expert manipulator.  I mean, if she just came out and said "I decided I don't have to prove anything to anybody," it would look SUPER fishy.  But if she frames it with "internet bullies" and concerns for the people who comment on her blog, then (apparently) it looks less suspicious.  I guess.  I dunno, it doesn't to me!  It looks just as fishy.  But maybe that's because I think with my brain and not my dick or my hormones like the Tila Army.

I wouldn't "swear upon God" that you've never lied, Tila.  Just for our faithful readers, I'm going to tag this post with "tila's lies."  Click on that to see a ton of the things we've caught her lying about.  I don't think God, of whom you are supposedly an "angel" and a "messenger," would appreciate you bringing Him up in your web of dumbass deceit.


Then she ends it on a really boring note, but there is one gem in there.  "This is a celebrity gossip site, not a Tila fan site."  Then why, Tila, do you tie every single entry back to yourself?  Why do you post these "dear diary" posts there?  Why are almost ALL of the Hotties of the Week (which would mean you post them weekly, but you don't seem to understand that, either) YOU!?

Tila, you're as far up your own ass as the worst Tila Army member.  You've been caught in countless lies, and I see your own army turning on you one by one.  What about Celebrity Rehab, Tila?  What about that big fat lie?  You know, how you supposedly got help BEFORE you admitted you had a problem?  Dates aren't your strong point, are they Tila? 

Stupid bitch.

I was reading the comments to my last post, and I saw Fatty say this:

I never posted those tweets in my blog the day I reported on your stunt, because the kids were just that, young teenagers, and I didn't want to exploit their real-feeling grief of the moment, and I didn't want to bring more embarrassment to them when they realized you were just fucking around.

Well Fatty, you're a nicer man than I, because I'm about to show you how they're all reacting to Tila's blog post in my previous post in which she said basically that a lot of her real fans knew it was a joke.

Well Tila, I have 5 of your biggest fans right here.

If you're around twitter at all, you know that Mittiee is like, Tila's biggest fan ever. He is. He's an obnoxious, arrogant little turd, but he's like 15 (excuse me, Mittiee hit me up on twitter to have me make the URGENT CORRECTION that he's 16. Yes, this is what he had a problem with - that I got his age wrong. Oh god, so sorry. There's such a huge difference!) so we can forgive him for that. He also doesn't have the mental ability to argue with the "haters" as he calls them, so eventually he just stops trying and makes himself look more stupid. In any case, here's how he reacted to reading that shit tonight:



Feel good about yourself, Tila?

How about BeyondBettyJean? She and I used to chat back in the Hotspot days. She's a big Tila fan for sure. She was Tila's Army Member of the Week once, and I think she won that incredibly stupid "Make a video to show how much you follow my every idiotic word hate Piggy Perez!" contest. Let's see how she took this news:




Nice! How about now, Tila? You feelin' good? Let's continue. So these next three kids aren't anybody special. What I mean by that is that they don't stand out enough for me to know who they are, except that they argue with the "haters" a lot on twitter. But I know they're totally up Tila's ass, as is evidenced by these next tweets, and I see how they reacted to the blog she put up tonight:





Okay this next one I need to preface a little bit. This kid...oh my Christ. I don't even know that this is a kid - I don't know that any of them except Mittiee are kids. But this one needs to learn the definition of a mistake PRONTO.


Ugh, I wonder what their parents think? Okay listen, this wasn't a mistake. A mistake isn't something you do over and over again. A mistake is something you learn from and, in this caliber, you never do again. It's not fucking hard to not pull a suicide hoax, kids. Unless you're a grubby little attention whore.

What we need to remember - and more importantly, what TILA NEEDS TO REMEMBER, is that she has a following of CHILDREN and YOUNG ADULTS. Look how worried these people were! And she feels good doing this to them? Is she implying that they aren't "REAL" fans because they didn't know it was a joke? Because they worried about her she questions their allegiance? Some role model you got there, kids. Seriously. Grow the fuck up. You're the reason she's doing this. You're the ones who kiss her ass no matter what she does. You're the ones who show her ZERO consequences for these actions, thus telling her it's okay to jerk you around. I'm sorry, but this is what you get.

You know, I have some Tila Army on my twitter. They're decent kids. Yes, these ones are kids. And you know what they tell me? That they don't like it when Tila calls herself their "Mother," or their "God/Religion" because they already have one. They aren't in the Tila Army the same way these people above are. They don't live and breathe for that vile woman. They think for themselves. So I salute you, you free thinkers of the Tila Army. They're just looking for acceptance, and for friendship, and I can't fault them for that. But some of these other ones...whew. I just don't even know.

Parents, take an active role in your kids lives. The end.

Get off my nuts fuckers!  A lot of shit went down over the weekend.  Our twitter homies helped us break outta this joint (yay) but shortly thereafter Uncle Eddie and I were chased down by a huge Yetti that we had to destroy.  I'll link you up to that story in a day or so.  Ahhh, it was a BUSY weekend.


By "TONS of responses" she means none, including her "personal email" which is why she has to try and use the same shit for attention - again.  Notice right off the bat she tries to entice people to come back on "Monday" to check for the newest post on the spooky Illuninati!  Hopefully they'll tie her up, practice "vudu" on her, and sacrifice her to the dark lord of Hollywood - all on her flog too!  Talk about the hits!!!  She doesn't care, she'll be a martyr for any sort of attention she can get the good of mankind! 

Leading the pack the attention whore is rallying up her team of 12 year olds to put on their whore paint war paint and gstrings to fight the big bad war against the "jail-us" haters!  In her newest rant she goes on being her narcissistic self, talking about how self righteous and loving that she is.  She gives her pack of idiots a pat on the back and tells them how brave, courageous, and devoted they are.  I think she's actually shocked that anyone is still around after the fake suicide wanna-be attempt.  You can tell that she is hanging on to anything she can get her grimy little skelewhore fingers on.  My FAVORITE part has to be about posting our "ugly" pictures and all of our personal information all the while talking about how compassionate she is for human life.  OH WAAAIT!!  NOOOO!   THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!!  Okay ... Did you guys know HOW the "Tila Army" fan club was formed?  Well you are in for a big surprise of shit - your - pants - awesomesauceyness - treat!!!  And it seems we're all going to have lawl-suits filed against us and end up in jail, INCLUDING Radar Online!  Hahahahaahahaha!   Enjoy, I know I did!  Thanks for the entertainment!

Hey it's Uncle Eddie's computer time here in jail.  Rotty is currently in yard-time, thinking up a post for you little heathens, but I wanted to stop in and share some LOLZ with you.

So you may have seen Tila calling her army of artards to battle:

Well attack they did!  OMG!  I woke up this morning to DROVES AND DROVES of them tweeting me!

No I'm not even kidding, that's all I got.  THAT'S ALL I GOT.  You can see that's only 4 people, and as one was so eager to point out, she merely RT'd what another had said.  So here's a few questions I had:

1: What kind of army consists of 4 fucking people?
2: Why the fuck does the one think they've talked to me before?  I have no idea who they are.
3: AGAIN, WHAT KIND OF ARMY CONSISTS OF 4 FUCKING PEOPLE????
4: Why is #NOH8 tagged in these posts?  NOH8 is against Prop 8, which I am also firmly against, but that would make this a gay issue.  This is not a gay issue.  This is a retard issue.  Gay does not equal retard.
5: FOUR FUCKING PEOPLE AND THEY CALL THIS WAR!?!?!?

And LOL, the best they had was calling us bitchy and telling us we "can SUCK IT!"

You poor, poor little children.  But hey, look, now you get to be famous!

Oh shit, computer time is over for Uncle Eddie.  I'm probably going to end up in the hole again.  I'm perfecting this amazing toilet moonshine for the rest of us "jeliz haterz" in lock up.  Plus I had to shank a bitch earlier for giving me the stink eye.  I can't wait to get out and show you guys the gorgeous tear drop tattoo I got in here!   Then I can go back home to my apartment complex in Bumfuck, Iowa, where I can collect my welfare check and hang out with my pedo neighbors.  I miss them!

Oh and also:


Bring it, whore goblin.

...and she has a VERY important message for her army of retards Tila Army:

Don't believe me?  Well, here is what SHE had to say:

I decided to post this week's edition of Stuporgirl early for you! I know, you love Uncle Eddie. And Uncle Eddie loves you!


This is the most accurate artist rendering of Tila's blog I have ever seen. I should probably inform you guys that (from what I hear) the Khloe Kardashian post has been taken down, as so has the Paris Hilton one. Now, Uncle Eddie refuses to go back to the blog that launched a thousand annoyed grimaces, and you can't make me! She gave some excuse like "their agents called a friend of mine and I would do anything for my friend so I took it down!" But you know what Uncle Eddie heard? "BLAH BLAH BLAH SUCKY SUCKY FIVE DOLLA BLAH BLAH BLAH."

She's also doing the "Tila Army Soldier of the Week." What a perfect chance for us "haters" to put a face to the idiots we make fun of, and for pedophiles to get their jollies, Tila! She might as well call it "Kid who was young enough to fall for my stupid bullshit of the week."

Our favorite hogul mogul was interviewed by Bossip.com on the 12th. As you can probably guess, she was her usual extra-classy self. But the video is seriously filled with lol, so let's watch.


First off, I don't know what this girl is on but fuck, I don't think it's ever been so obvious!

Secondly, I wonder why she's doing another TV show? Oh wait, she answered that. It's because people want to see train wrecks on TV.

Third, I can't believe she begins to say "I was just in an accident and it killed my baby." That's revolting. And she LAUGHED!

Fourth, she's horrible in an interview. When she begins to talk about people asking her "do you know how many women you're hurting by lying?" she COMPLETELY goes off on a different tangent because she has no answer for that.

Fifth, she says "You only get sued when you're lying. I'm not lying. Because if I get sued you would have to take me to court to prove that what I said is not true." LOL! Go on, Army idiots, ask Tila why she hasn't sued us yet even though she's threatened to a ton of times! HAHAHAHA oh Tila, sometimes you do the work for me and I love you for it. I really, truly do.

Okay so that's my favorite part of the video, but my second favorite has to be when she's talking about slapping Casa "some dude" on the plane, and she says "I'm not doing this for attention," but then admits that she yelled for everybody's attention while doing it. Nice.

Seriously, this video is so filled with hilarity, I would have to give you a play-by-play of every 10 seconds just to do it justice. Have fun, commenters.

Oh fuck me, I love waking up to happy little surprises in my inbox. This morning I was given a wonderful one!!! It's ALMOST better than Christmas....

It started at about 9 pm last night....Tila started ranting and going on an on...and on some more....by the time I went to bed, she'd proposed to randoms, admitted she had a crush on another girl, professed her love to Casey, professed her love to strangers, pleaded for a baby daddy...lather, rinse repeat.....However, the REAL fun happened when a couple of the haters started goading her....As we all know, as soon as shit starts spewing from her mouth, you have to capture that shit because Tila freaks the fuck out and goes on a deleting frenzy....oh Tila Tila Tila, you're NOT fooling us...don't you get this...everyday while you're losing fans, we're gaining them....<3
So you see!!! I don't want to boast about my psychic abilities again because, really, we ALL knew this was the case.....BUT WTF TILA!!! So it seems like the day mean old hater chair threw itself fell on her, it caused her to dent her head and in fact miscarry.

She also goes on to ADMIT to In Vitro in her ever eloquent way, and announces at last who the Dr. is....
What Tila doesn't understand though, is that NO doctor will do the In Vitro process with a woman who has "just suffered a miscarriage"....at the time Tila had this supposed miscarriage, she was supposedly 15 weeks pregnant (Remember the emails!!)

At 15 weeks, she would surely have needed a D&C....and would NOT have been flying to Australia and strutting her skanky ass around in white leggings....
Most Dr's will not even suggest doing In Vitro after miscarriage for atleast 2-3 months...however, you will get the odd one that may do it after 1 cycle....THIS IS VERY RARE!!!
You see, your body has to go back to normal...hormones have to disperse, uterus has to shrink back, etc....So Tila, we here at the Rotspot are calling bullshit again you tricky little demon-spawn. Either you're lying about the whole pregnancy before *GASP* (now THAT'D be a shocker) or you're lying about THIS pregnancy too...*GASP* ( ANOTHER shocker)....
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say there is no baby folks...you know why? Because I'm a fucking genius....and a genius with a hangover has GOT to stand for something!!!

UPDATE:
It's just come to my attention that Tila's Dr's name is not in fact DANZA, but DANZER!!! LMAO! What woman spends that kind of money on an In Vitro procedure and doesn't know her Dr's name?!
He is rated one of the top 10 fertility specialists in the country according to Parent Magazine...
stand by...we'll be finding out shortly if he "works on Sunday" as Tila stated before....
AHAHAHAHA, I gotta go take a piss from laughing so hard.


I guess this means we can officially rule out Tony Danza as the baby daddy too....whew....

UPDATE: So being the super duper awesome Jedi junior detective that I am...I actually CALLED Dr. Danzer's office personally.
I explained to them that I had just suffered a 15 week miscarriage 3 weeks ago...
The nurse I spoke with was wonderful. She was very kind, polite and knowledgeable. She was also quite shocked when I had explained that I'd suffered a miscarriage at that stage, and asked if I was still spotting or bleeding. (which you see, is ACTUALLY very normal) She informed me that they are in fact open 7 days a week, but that Dr. Danzer would not recommend starting the In Vitro process, until at least 1 full cycle had passed, AFTER bleeding had stopped completely from the miscarriage....**keep in mind...in vitro involves a lot of medications, as well as medical visits, ultrasounds, embryo transfers etc...they also advise you to not put your body through excessive stress, and to get plenty of rest....I'm pretty sure staying up until 4 or 6 am is frowned upon.**

So you see....caught again Tila dear...


UPDATE: WHAT TO EXPECT WITH IVF
For those of you who aren't familiar with the IVF process, here is what you can typically expect....
**special thanks to Stacey for condensing it for those of us with A.D.D**
How long will the treatment last?

One cycle of IVF takes four to six weeks to complete. You and your partner can expect to spend about half a day at your clinic for the egg retrieval and fertilisation procedures. You'll go back two to three days later for the embryos to be transferred to your uterus

They give u injections for 10 days and you have to be on the 3rd day of your period to start treatment

The First Steps for IVF--Bloodwork
Your doctor will want to do blood work to check your hormone levels and make sure you are free of HIV and hepatitis. Once the results of these tests are obtained, the IVF cycle can begin.
Ovarian Supression
Many clinics will have you begin injecting a drug like Lupron during the cycle before IVF. These injections suppress the ovaries to prevent them from ovulatingearly.
Ovarian Stimulation
Once your period begins, you will have an ultrasound and more blood work. You will then begin a second set of daily injections to stimulate the ovaries. You will administer both medications until egg retrieval two weeks later.
Egg Retrieval and Transfer
The night before retrieval is scheduled you will administer an injection of hCG, which will cause you to ovulate. After the eggs are retrieved, they will be fertilized and transferred back to your uterus as embryos a few days later.
Progresterone Support and Pregnancy Testing
After egg transfer, it is necessary to take progesterone until pregnancy is confirmed. From start to finish, one IVF cycle takes four to six weeks.

Alright you guys...so I've decided to come forth and bring to you all my full psychic ability. Many of you may not have known that I can read tea leaves from the palm of your hand, and that I am proficient in reading the ancient roman tarot....It won't surprise you to find out that I have a masters in being able to read and decipher pure bullshit....so here goes...predictions on the future route of Tila's pregnancy by a certified psychic gnome....

1. She's going to claim that she did in fact lose her baby when that mean old hater chair attacked fell on her, and she dented her head.
2. She's going to say that she's decided to subject herself to the trials and trauma of In Vitro because she is still devastated over the loss of Casey, and she made a promise to her.....
3. It's going to come out that this "pregnancy" is all for a TV show...probably backed by the very disturbed respectable Joe Francis. And she will in turn be exploiting what countless women struggle with and can never have.....not because she wants a baby...but simply because she wants to prove a point and attempt to make a buck.
4. This "tv show" will probably be hosted on her blog....

*opens eyes*
These are just a few that are coming to the forefront of my brain....I'll get back to you after I finish this 5th of whiskey....

*drops the mic*

Thanks to TheUglyBaby on Twitter the picture explains it all! THESE are her followers!!