This is a fun topic for me....it's one of those ones that hits me right in my cold heart groin. Any possible chance that I can get to show Tila yet AGAIN that she has absolutely no case against the bloggers gives me a boner. I'd just like to reiterate what a fucking retard she is....and hopefully this will help to ease the minds of you, our loyal readers.

Ok, in case you have all been living under a rock and have been fortunate enough to miss the meth whores rants, let me bring you up to speed.

For months and months now, Tila has threatened to sue us big meanies. She's thrown around all kinds of mumbo jumbo from her "attornies" (bahaha)...
In fact, her "attornies" even tried to EMAIL us here at The Rotspot, a cease and desist. Feel free to read about that HERE. That dirty gremlin even went so far as to white out our own disclaimer....tsk tsk naughty....

Now on to Exhibit B:




But you see, this isn't the first time Tila's threatened to sue....it's just that THIS time she's directing her plethora of stupidity toward the bloggers.....

Ohhhh, looky here though....the idiot hogul doesn't realize that she has no grounds whatsoever. Defamation of character? Nah. Slander? Newp. Copyright Infringement? HAHAHA. Emotional pain and stress? My butt itches....where was I...Oh yeah! Here's an article that shows a large company trying to sue someone who was mean to them. They go on to say that a person by the name of "stokklerk" posted defamatory comments about the C.E.O, as well as the company. Said company tried to get "stokklerk" to pay them for being meanies. Mrs. Judge Person said, "hey ya know what retards, thanks for playing and wasting time, but nope". And what was Mrs. Judge Persons decision based on? "She said the comments were protected free speech because they were either "rhetorical hyperbole" or expressions of opinion."

Hyperbole, for all you lazy asses who refuse to webster it means: A figure of speech (a form of irony) in which exaggeration is used for emphasis or effect; an extravagant statement.

So basically here's what it comes down to. Tila, you need to put your big girl panties on, and realize that EVERY motherfucking thing that is headed your way, you have brought on yourself. *smiles politely*

Gnome out.

So Uncle Eddie wakes up this morning, AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE UNCLE EDDIE'S DAY OFF, and everybody is freaking out and warning me that Tila is getting sue happy again. OH NOES!

Here she is going off the handle on twitter. She has already deleted this and now simply says she is speaking to a lawyer. ARE YOU SURE IT ISN'T A LOLYER, TILA?


So the five have to be the three of us (she apparently doesn't know we got a new writer - Run Fatty, save yourself!), Spiked Tequila and Tila Truth. No I'm not even going to go into the obvious things that are incorrect, like SUING for a FELONY and all of that. Feel free in the comments to this post though, just like you did in the last one.

What's that, Tila? You sent out a C&D and most of them got "taken down or said they were just spoof sites?" Where, Tila? Name one fucking blog that got taken down. Go on, I'll wait.

In fact, I'm pretty sure we were the only ones lucky enough to get your C&D emailed to us. YES I SAID EMAILED. LOL. And here's how we handled it last time: KICK ROCKS TILA!

Tila I would like to direct you to my internet lawyer Jon Buchan. He is an expert at internet law and subsequent lolsuits. And since our blog updated most recently, I wonder if it was one of dear ol' Uncle Eddie's posts that set her off? OH GOD how I hope it was. Was it the Anniversary of your first faked pregnancy, Tila? Or was it the horrendous pictures of your wonky tits from last night? Oh gosh please tell me, I'm dying to know!

So on with the news. Hey you guys, more pictures of Tila from last night's event are surfacing! Here's one now!

KICK ROCKS AND EAT A DICK, TILA.

Not.

And the gossip blog is up! It actually launched when I was in the middle of typing that last post. I'll sum up my initial thoughts.

1. It looks really cheap. And it's on wordpress. LOL, a "professional" blog on wordpress. Uh huh.

2. This is the best part:



3. Everywhere it refers to itself as "The #1 Gossip Blog in the world." Since it's been up like, 20 minutes, I don't think you can really judge that yet (unless you're a stupid bitch completely up their own ass).

4. She has a section called "Got M.I.L.F?" which consists of 2 pictures of her looking skanky and one picture of Sandra Bullock, also looking kinda skanky. Don't get me wrong, I like Sandy and all, but...well, whatever. The best part of that section is this:

5. She makes a post refuting our claims that Jayden's Angels was a scam. She says she had no address for it - except she did, and we've posted it before. We also have her on ustream two separate times asking for donations - one time saying that anybody who donated would get a "special treat" from Mama T. I bet that special treat is herpes. She then includes emails she apparently sent to people "begging" them to help her set it up. So basically, all she's shown us is that she's too stupid to address the facts (what, was it a fake YOU on ustream soliciting donations, Tila?) and that she never, in fact, had a charity WHICH WE SAID FROM THE BEGINNING.

6. Her letter to Lindsay is hilarious. She begins by acting like she and Lindsay know each other and are friends: "To be honest, I remember us chatting for just a few minutes as there were a lot of fucking lurkers around and you know how that goes. It’s hard for us to keep in contact when those lurkers maybe the same people who will backstab us." Uh huh. She then continues: "I even tried to contact you on your Twitter but fuck all that Twitter bullshit! This is real. This is the only way I know that I can contact you and I KNOW you will read this." LOL. But the best part is this: "I literally told my friends a few days ago that it’s so sad that Me, Miss Tila, Once just a Myspace girl turned Reality star, and I now have surpassed Lindsay Lohan! Girl that is sad!!!! Cuz to me, you were the LEGIT SUPERSTAR, THE MOVIE STAR! And now, you have let a once Reality Star, Miss Tila, Surpass you!!! Come on girl!!!!!!" OUCH. On what fucking planet does Tila fucking meth-mouth Tequila surpass Lindsay Lohan? Okay you guys gotta read it, it's so funny.



She then follows this with like 3 or 4 pictures of HERSELF in New York. Wow.

7. So then I thought "I wonder if I can post screen caps of this shit at the Rotspot for all of our lovely readers?" So I checked out her legal page. HAHAHAHAHAHA.


 Yep, that's it! That's her entire legal page!

8. Wanna know how legit and professional this shit is?


 At least Perez Hilton knows how to use Google when he can't spell someone's name.

9. Speaking of Perez Hilton, does this remind you guys of anything?


 At least Perez Hilton's use of MS Paint is cute in that minimal effort sort of way. Yours, Tila, just looks pathetic.

10. Let's make it an even 10. In case you were wondering, according to Tila, it's Khloe Kardashian "whored herself" at 15.


Uh huh.

Oh and Tila can't let shit go. I know, this comes as a HUGE surprise to you all.


 Jesus Tila, how long ago did you date him? Who the fuck even cares about Jared Leto anymore?

There. It's exactly the train wreck we thought it would be. Don't expect updates often on this shit, because it's a horrible blog and I hate it already. It has no "home" feature (it does, it's just really small) and there's just too much bullshit being thrown at you with surprisingly little information. If she's really been working on this for 4 months, then I'm the goddamn Virgin Mary. Oh no wait, that's Tila. Well, you get my drift. I'm only updating you all on it because you expected it. Don't get me wrong, if she posts something hilarious we'll update you on it. God knows she'll plug it enough on her twitter and facebook. Go if you want, her little poll on whose blog this one will dethrone could always use more votes!

Peace out, bitches!