So, Miss Tila (or Lil' Ho as she's being called) was on Fox 411 the other day as part of her "Party with my Syphilis" tour in NY. Here's the video:


Let's break it down! This'll be fun, guys!

Quickly I'd like to mention that she's sooo spontaneous that all of her random tattoos look like prison bitch ink. So classy for such a rich woman indeeeeed!!!

Tila...you're really telling us that "Tila Tequila" was just a screen name you used to log into myspace? REALLY? I mean, you've already bastardized that story a billion times, and now it's JUST A SCREEN NAME? You know, I'm probably being too hard on you. All those drugs probably made you forget what you've previously told your fans whom you love so much. Let's look at this old blog from right here at the Rotspot. Whoever wrote it is obviously brilliant and sexy, but I digress. See that screen cap we show? This one:


See where it says "PS-That is how I got the name "TILA TEQUILA" When I was about 13 or 15 BLAH BLAH BLAH?" Yeah, you see that? What about that, Tila?

OR

What about this, Tila, from one of your blogs at the Hotspot?


Man, poor Carlos! You lied about him! I bet that hurts his little Mexican gangbanger feelings!

And just for funsies, let's listen to what Tila told Howard Stern the other day regarding the name Tila Tequila:



Jesus Christ, Tila. Is it really that hard to come up with a cogent lie and stick with it? Oh shit, wait, I forgot who I was talking to. LOL I said "cogent" while talking to Tila. MY BAD, MISS TILA.

Anyway, let's move on. So she tells this woman from FOX (I'm sorry, I really hate Fox, so I can't be bothered to learn this woman's name) that she doesn't drink Tequila. We've all heard the "I don't drink!" lie before, and we've all disproved it about a billion and a half times. I almost hate to call her a liar on it again.


ALMOST, BITCHES.

This woman from FOX asks "Does Perez know you're coming after him?" I hate to tell you how to do your job, FOX lady (not to be confused with Foxy Lady), but the correct question is "Does Perez GIVE A FLYING FUCK that you're coming after him?" And the answer is a resounding NO.

Next, somebody needs to tell Tila that her life isn't interesting, these lies she tells are interesting. Without those, she's just a sad little girl smoking meth in front of her computer and recording heinous songs using Garage Band while her dog is tied to a stripper pole for eating one of her lucite hooker heels, and her latched-on gay boyfriend with the GIGANTIC forehead and terrifying boomerang brows tells her how pretty she is.

So then she says she doesn't want to talk about the death of Casey because she finds it disrespectful. "Not even how you're coping?" Fox lady asks. Nope, not even then, because Miss Tila finds it disrespectful. Hey Tila, wanna know what I find disrespectful?


THAT is what I find fucking disrespectful. Every time you've mentioned Ava, Casey's daughter, and trying to adopt her (you can find that here amongst other places) it was fucking disrespectful. When you went after the Johnson family after Casey's death:


THAT WAS DISRESPECTFUL. But asking how you're coping? It's stupid, yes, but it's not disrespectful. HER CASH COW IS DEAD, HOW DO YOU THINK SHE'S COPING???? By the way...

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE INFORM TILA THAT CASEY WAS NOT HER WIFE? In fact, I bet had Casey not died, she would have distanced herself as much as she could from Tila at this point. Everybody does eventually, don't they?

And then, as she always does, Tila brings up the pregnancy. The way she does it is so absolutely fake, it actually makes me laugh. Anybody ever notice that Tila is only good at lying behind a computer screen, not really in person? Stick to your strengths, Tila. Watch her eyes as she's telling Fox lady she was pregnant. No eye contact WHAT SO EVER. And she barely gets through that Angelina Jolie thing. It takes more energy to lie than Tila is willing to expend.

So here's what I don't understand. Why FOX news? Isn't FOX news the most right wing, pro-Prop 8 news agency out there? Way to have principles, Tila.

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It appears that FOX really has it's head up Tila's taco this week because boy have they held her hostage at the studios. More and more interviews keep coming up from this ever so popular TV Station. I'm starting to wonder if it's not the "TV deal" the mongrel has been spouting off about in recent past midnight blunders.


Oh wow! First I'd love to congratulate her on learning a few new words. The one that makes me laugh the MOST is "monetize". For ANYONE that writes on any sort of FREE blog on the internet the word "monetize" is everywhere. Hell, if you use google or gmail at ALL the word "monetize" is splattered across everything. And here bobble-head the hogul mogul thought she was soundin' all sorts of smart and stuff!


In the business world some very basic business words would be: utilizing, monopolizing, branding, brainstorming, marketing, and so forth. Someone gave the mongrel a heads up so she didn't sound so stupid on tv. It didn't much work for her seeing as though she sounded completely rehearsed when she says "I do it by being, utilizing the fame and monopolizing that and coming up (notice the light bulb go off here) !brainstorming! things that I can do with the fame and building a business around it to become a brand to make money off of that." Kids, these are BASIC words of business that we learn in Govt/Economics class in like grade 9, no? Boy is she proud of this interview!

... like a fox this afternoon on FOX.  The self-indulged mongrel mogul couldn't have been any more all over the place.  She talks about the airplane stunt yesterday, her fake miscarriage, her blog that doesn't even exist yet, to a pair of shoes that she said she got for $8 and then changed to $14.  That millionairess sure shows us doesn't she?  I mean, only rich and famous whores can afford that type of shit!  Speaking of style, how do you look like such a wet meth'd up rat all of the time?  I know I'm sure as hell jumpin' up and down to learn the secrets of drugs, greasy hair, skeletor face, and payless shoes!!!