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Showing posts with label blog. Show all posts
Friday, May 28
Fatty: One-eleventy-billion, Tila: big fat ZERO!!!
9:47 PM | 
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
Please indulge me a moment: I ask that you check out this blog entry from the lovely Fatty and Rotty of just about 72 hours ago:
Oh, the nakey times that night...sigh.
Now, look at this, yes it's long and boring and pointless, but I'll break it down for you:
Ok, the Tila's wall of words is basically saying one thing: Tila's not going to go to Celeb Rehab because her life is too busy, she can't walk away from the Army of Morons and Halfwits, she doesn't have a place to leave her dead ,on-a-6-month-photo-shoot, bar-b-qued beloved dog Onyx, she's too busy dealing with tv agents for a multitude of upcoming projects, press tours all over the world (don't you have to have something to talk to the press about to go on tour) blah, blah, fuckity, blah, blah. The long and the short of it is that I CALLED IT THAT SHE WOULDN'T BE ON THE SHOW AND SHE'D HAVE SOME BULLSHIT EXCUSE! She goes on to call Celeb Rehab "the devil's calling" and claims she can't be further exploited (this said with a straight face while her rancid cavernous twat is open to every spelunker with a strong stomach and a penchant for yeast infections and chlamydia!)
This actually makes me sad. I know, I know, it's fun to watch the trainwreck, but this trainwreck is taking a lot of innocent people down with it. The Army of Morons and Halfwits are applauding her decision, and lamenting her stressful life and the evil Celeb Rehab that would take their favorite 4-eyed twatwaffle from their midst. How can these people be this stupid? I mean seriously??? The woman is falling and falling fast, and makes the biggest blunder of a jaded addict and instead of her fans showing concern, they strike up the campfire, join hands and kumbaya the night away! Listen up Tila Army of Morons and Halfwits, YOUR IDJIT LEADER IS KILLING HERSELF! She is not a strong woman, she is weak and needy, desperate for your attention because she is a vapid vacant shell. How can you call yourself fans, when you care nothing about her present or her future? The jelis haterz show way more concern everyday for Tila than her fans. What fucking irony.
The rest of the Wall of Words blabs about how she had to fire more of her staff (odd that Tila takes credit for every single article, so where are all these staff articles?) and hired on 9Head as her fashion cop. 9Head? Seriously Tila? This is the man who bedazzles spiderwebs in the dark and drapes them across your mawing snatch and calls it haute couture. This is the man who draped a belt across your wonky tits and called it edgy. Had he lifted that belt another 14 inches and covered those herpetic sores on your mouth, I might have jumped on the bandwagon, but alas, it's a 9Head FAIL!
I'd like to highlight a few of the more epics paragraphs.
Paragraph 1: Tila has been talking to millions of people over 10 years, and that education has resulted in her not only having 4 personalities (notice she says 3 but names 4), but also has resulted in her having the equivalent of a PhD in Psychology, so when she speaks, it behooves you to listen to her educated opinions.
Paragraph 3: A lot of yadda yadda about how wonderful her celeb blog is, and the revelation that she spent "every single dime that I have left" in building it. Wow. That's a lot of money. Doesn't leave much for you to sue all us jelis hater bloggers now does it? Could it be that you spent every dime because it cost a couple grand to get the blog going, and you had to pay out a huge settlement to Shawn Merriman, so you were literally left penniless between those two events? Funny, the company I work for spent $20 grand on our website. A little Flash, lots of custom design, re-branding of logo, all new copy-edited and spell-checked content, fancy-shmancy server, lots of interactive features, you know the stuff you'd expect from a truly professional, high class website. I can tell you right now, you spent less than 10% of that on your site. You claim blogger salaries eat up a lot of your budget, but honey, let me tell you about MONETIZING! If your blog is truly bringing in 1 million hits a week (we all know it's not, but let's play pretend), then you'd be MAKING MONEY via targeted ads. You're not. Why, because there's no money to be made for advertisers on your site, I mean, there could be, but until Monistat, Valtrex, Tetracycline, and Azithromycin realize your demographic, you'll have to seek out likely sponsors yourself. I guess that's why Mister Google pulled his ads from both of your sites. Yea, surprised we noticed?
In between there's a lot of talk about how she doesn't like being on tv, doesn't like the fame, wants to lead her quiet normal life, has to hire MORE staff because in less than a month's time, she's had to fire so many people who didn't get along with her 'OMG family', even though it's so fun, and then some long drawn out rant, at presumably Gawker (who she's been ranting on for the last day or two) over how they are a non-legit celeb gossip blog because they, like all the other competition make up news and bag on celebs, unlike OMG. Whew. Did I get that all in?
I gotta go play Legos with the kids. They've hauled out the Sponge Bob special addition and I gotta glom onto the little Squidward Lego guy, who I love to death!
Damn. I actually got bored of my own article before I really even finished it. Awww. Such is the life of a blogger writing about Tila.
Tuesday, May 25
Could Tila have taken us for a ride?
10:01 PM |
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
So, Rotty and I were having a jelis girlz hater day today, you know we did each other’s makeup, had a little nakey time and got to talking about Tila (that’s the way it happens, right?). I was just showing Rotty a big poo I did. It really was a stupendous work, it’s been in the making for several days and I was quite proud of the length and girth. It was right about that time when Rotty hit her palm to her forehead and said, ‘that reminds me, I wanted to talk to you about Tila’.
Now, when you get two hot chicks together, such as Rotty and myself, you get one of two outcomes: either a red-hot lesbo makeout session or the melding of two inferior girl brains into one gigantic mega Stephan Hawking brain, oh wait, I forgot the third option, you get asked if you want fries with that. Ok, let’s shelf that idea. What you really get is too fantastical brains thinking EXACTLY like Tila would think. It’s all kinds of awesome possum. Notice I’m even doing the Tila gimmick of the slow set up to take you to the POW big reveal? Cool, huh? Wanna see my boobies?
This is all supposition, and I’m sure there’s absolutely NO truth in any of this, but bear with me.
If you were an attention hungry slut on the verge of losing your empire which consists of nothing more than paint slapped on a bunch of empty cereal boxes, would you be desperate enough to send TMZ some ‘exclusive’ info, on the down-low of course (thanks for that little TMZ check for insiders info, btw), that you were going to be on Celebrity Rehab, knowing that the show will probably not go into production? Well, Fatty, that’s silly, you say, what’s the use of that, and why can’t you and Rotty do something more productive with your time? Well, the use of that is that then you have your reality show that you’ve been blathering about forever, and you have the demise of that show made public. That takes care of one lie. You also get a credible source saying they heard you were on the show, that takes care of you self-promoting knowing no one will believe you if you broke the story yourself. Then you have TMZ basically giving you free PR to your wretched blog, that give you the million views you still haven’t attained.
This is where it gets diabolical. Cue the music…then you start peppering your stupid celeb blog with half naked photos of yourself and other hot women. This gives your new-found viewers something to come back for. This is a perfect way for you to become a celeb and have a following again.
But Fatty, you hot hunk of burning woman love, how can you prove this? Well, dear readers, I can’t prove it, that’s why it’s called supposition, but I did make some phone calls, and though I can’t reveal the deets of those calls at this time, it leads me to believe that this scenario is entirely plausible. Just ask yourself, with a show like Celeb Rehab supposedly filming in a week or so, why haven’t any other celebs been revealed? I guarantee you, the production company is not leaking any names. Pasadena Recovery Center will not talk about who is on either. So, how does only one name get leaked? That’s easy, you leak it yourself, and if there’s really no show going down, you’re kind of in the clear because no one from either facility (the recovery center or the production company) can deny your claims because of the strict confidentiality clauses.
But why, Fatty, WHY? (damn, you people ask a lot of questions!). Well, with her career in the toilet (whatever career that may have been), with no record label that anyone has ever heard of (what happened to that whole renamed-a-symbol thing) with a fake charity that’s "expanding", with a talent management company that has had no talent, with a celebrity blog that is a self-serving publicity stunt, with a dog no one has seen for months, all of a sudden going out on photo shoots, well, you can see where desperation would take over. This could be Tila’s idea of creative marketing (note to powerful-attornies-of-which-I-have: I said ‘could be’, not ‘is’. Just want to make that clear when you send me the cease and desist.)
So, we shall see. Of course, if I’m proved right, we may find a big J/K OMG JELIS HATERS ARE SO STUPID headline on her blog, telling everyone it was all a big joke. If I’m proved wrong, we have a 9:00 meeting with a train wreck this summer.
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Oopsies!
2:14 PM |
Posted by
Fatty McFatterson
Tila is mad at us. I mean REALLY mad!
I guess you can lump me with all the other thieves. Yes, I steal Tila's delightful and informative content and pix and don't link back to her. What's funny is that she really doesn't care that it's the haters doing it, just that she's missing out on precious traffic to her blog. So, you can call her a sniveling 2-faced cunt or a washed-up, drugged-out twatwaffle, and she'll clap her little herpetic hands in glee as long as you link back. You see, when you're getting a million hits a week, and you realize your biggest audience is the jelis haters, and that the jelis hater's blogs are doing better than yours, and you could actually double your site views if they linked back, well there you have Miss Tila's dilemma.
So, do you need some more lol's? Take a gander at this, posted last week on Tila's piece o' crap blog:
This is an open letter to a gossip blog called 'oh no they didn't' (hey look Tila, I do know how to link back....well, I know how to link back to good blogs HA!). The lol's start in the opening paragraph where Tila admits she googles herself EVERYDAY. She thinks this is a big revelation because she doesn't think most celebs would admit it (and truthfully says it's because she's not like most celebrites...that's right cause you're NOT a celebrity, can't get any farther from being a celeb than that!). Most celebs, don't Google themselves Tila. Oh, maybe occasionally, but for the most part they don't care what is being said about them. They are secure in their professions and in their lives, and frankly, just too damn busy to worry what the chatter is all about. Of course, Tila is quick to point out how little she cares, that's it's just to entertain herself. I hope I'm entertaining you Tila. I hope I make you laugh and cry and oh, just hang on to my every word.
Tila goes on to commend ONTD for linking back to her and complimenting them on how smart they are to source her because with how well her site is doing, it's a win-win arrangement for them. Her massive audience is helping ONTD grow by leaps and bounds. Tila would like all the hate bloggers to join her blogroll. C'mon RotSpot, we can jump on Tila's famous coat-tails and ride into the sunset and into the success and fame Tila's blog can bring us.
Well, Tila, my pointy-headed little friend, I know you need us more than we need you. Sure, the RotSpot would be a ghost town if it wasn't for the news we bring about you (watch her take that sentence and run with it, lol!), but I think most of us would be happy to know that children weren't being corrupted over at your Hotspot, and that innocent people weren't being bilked in the name of a phony charity, so if there was no news to report on you, we'd be happy to hang up our blogs. Tila I know you want to add us to your blogroll, so you can force us to link back to your blog. You hate that we grab snippets of your posts and you don't get the traffic. TOO FUCKING BAD WHORE-MEAT! That's the way we roll.
While you're Googling your name, why don't you try Googling 'classy', 'successful', 'talented' and 'respected'. Oh, I know you won't see any mention of your name under those searches, I just thought I'd give you something new to read.
A is for ...
12:10 PM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
...sound familiar!??! Admitting you have a problem, right? But ONLY if it lands you a TV deal!! That's right folks.
Image Created By: @MissTilaOMG via Twitter
Uncle Eddie brought you the EXCLUSIVE (I'm sooo fucking sick of that word btw) on Tila's NEW FANCY reality show just a couple days back following her promises of not being a user! You see, it seems that miss Airhead wants help NOW that they want to PAY her to be on TV again. Awww! As you guys are aware TMZ busted the EXCLUSIVE story on Alien Airheads step back onto reality TV! They also go on to talk about the article in her blog that NO ONE can seem to find anymore. Tila WHY do you delete shit after you put it up? I mean, you KNOW the world has already got it ... I know, I know ... it's so you can say everyone are just big jellis hatrz and all we can do is lie to make ourselves look better. (Psst, that's actually YOU darling)! I think one of your fighting personalities is trying to tell you something ;)
Don't bother going to look for her posting admitting her drug use, she's already deleted it. That's how she rolls! She's soooo slick! I mean if she takes it down what proof is there that she actually wrote it, right?!?!?!
Hahahahahaa! Okay JUST in this FIRST part of the entry there is SOOO much to LOL about. First of all, how in the FUCK do you allow someone like TMZ to break YOUR story about YOUR new TV appearance!?!?!? Oh Jeebus I just can't stop fuckin' laughin' AND peein' in my pants!!! I LOVE how she tries to be the vulnerable victim in all of this while STILL trying to prove to the world how awesome she is. We all know that she's trying to convince herself. My favorite part is the last line:
Hahahahahaaha! Here she goes on trying to tell us just how "naked" (implying vulnerability) she feels in front of the world since she's "admitting she has a problem" aka GETTING A TV DEAL yet ... it's what she does for a living, literally!!!
Miss Hogul goes on to explain to us how she's put every ounce of money into her HUGE, HIT website and how she's not going to lose EVERYTHING like Lindsay Lohan is doing. Now, I actually own this website. I actually personally own www.tilaresistance.com and I PROMISE you that it didn't take every single last dime I have in my piggy bank my grandma keeps for me in her bedroom! Sooo my advice to you Tila is to start charging more for your overseas "clients" that come for a 48 hour fuck and suck!!!
So TT, you mentioned your OWN HUGE reality show!?!? Where is that mess?!? Are you so delusional that you think "Celebrity Rehab" was invented by you!? Er ... huh?
Oooh! It makes sense now! If she does good in recovery THEN they'll give her her own show!! She sorta forgot to mention that now didn't she!?
Note to all haters: It seems as if Tila is beckoning "us" to come "say it to her face". I would LOVE to do more than just SAY some shit to your face but I'd be afraid of catching something that I couldn't wash off just by being in your unholy presence.
I also love the fact that she thinks she's giving the "news herself" despite TMZ's breaking "rumors". "TURST" her!!! I mean the LOLz get better and better don't they? I agree!! MMMM!!! Another slice of birthday cheesecake anyone? I'll be right back!!!
*Nom nom nom* Soooo ... it seems as if Miss Ambien Addict will be departing to start filming in 9 days (from yesterday) so that puts us at June 2nd. We will have a little peace and quiet for a few weeks!! I can finally stop taking uppers and sitting at my computer 24/7 and take a break!! Whew! (That's SARCASM Tila, I mean ... I have to let you think I'm what you want me to be, right?) That is ... if the show airs.
In other yet the same sort of news Radar Online released an article about Tila today that actually made me giggle a lot. And the reason is because her friend/enemy/friend/enemy Carlton Jordan, whom I suspect, leaked this story to them. Tila has used Radar Online to make herself look "credible" throughout the last year and now it seems to be biting her in the ass. We found out via some Twitter drama in the past that they will buy ANYTHING ... good or bad, truth or fiction. For that reason I refuse to link them or help get them any traffic so HERE is what THEY had to say :)
Source: The Superficial
Source: D-Listed
Source: Material Bitch
Miss Hogul goes on to explain to us how she's put every ounce of money into her HUGE, HIT website and how she's not going to lose EVERYTHING like Lindsay Lohan is doing. Now, I actually own this website. I actually personally own www.tilaresistance.com and I PROMISE you that it didn't take every single last dime I have in my piggy bank my grandma keeps for me in her bedroom! Sooo my advice to you Tila is to start charging more for your overseas "clients" that come for a 48 hour fuck and suck!!!
So TT, you mentioned your OWN HUGE reality show!?!? Where is that mess?!? Are you so delusional that you think "Celebrity Rehab" was invented by you!? Er ... huh?
Note to all haters: It seems as if Tila is beckoning "us" to come "say it to her face". I would LOVE to do more than just SAY some shit to your face but I'd be afraid of catching something that I couldn't wash off just by being in your unholy presence.
I also love the fact that she thinks she's giving the "news herself" despite TMZ's breaking "rumors". "TURST" her!!! I mean the LOLz get better and better don't they? I agree!! MMMM!!! Another slice of birthday cheesecake anyone? I'll be right back!!!
*Nom nom nom* Soooo ... it seems as if Miss Ambien Addict will be departing to start filming in 9 days (from yesterday) so that puts us at June 2nd. We will have a little peace and quiet for a few weeks!! I can finally stop taking uppers and sitting at my computer 24/7 and take a break!! Whew! (That's SARCASM Tila, I mean ... I have to let you think I'm what you want me to be, right?) That is ... if the show airs.
In other yet the same sort of news Radar Online released an article about Tila today that actually made me giggle a lot. And the reason is because her friend/enemy/friend/enemy Carlton Jordan, whom I suspect, leaked this story to them. Tila has used Radar Online to make herself look "credible" throughout the last year and now it seems to be biting her in the ass. We found out via some Twitter drama in the past that they will buy ANYTHING ... good or bad, truth or fiction. For that reason I refuse to link them or help get them any traffic so HERE is what THEY had to say :)
Oh! And do you remember Bugsy from the Crazy Horse talking to us!?!? Here's just a WEE reminder of what he had to say:
So all in all ... Rotty wins yet AGAIN! I called this months ago. Tila just stop calling me a liar because I don't lie about shit. You don't have to LIKE me but honesty is my BEST virtue. "Turst" that bitch!
UPDATES and OTHER hilarious comments/articles about Tila's rehab stunt:
EXACTLY! WELL SAID COURTENAY. DESPERATE JUNKIE, PARTY OF ONE!??!?!
To fully illustrate the depths of Tila's attention-whoring, if someone told her she could be on TV if she sprouted a penis, she'd be out back hosing her clit with Miracle-Gro faster than you could say "Why does it smell like shamrocks and teriyaki in here?" True story.
It seems Radar Online is suckin' on the wonky tits again. Have no fears!!! Courtenay Semel promises to hook us up with the truth tonight!! Stay tuned!!
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Monday, May 24
Meet Caroline...
4:25 PM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
It seems there was a sentence in my last post that perplexed many of yoooous! Remember me mentioning "Caroline coming out to play" on Saturday? Apparently many of "us" skipped right past Tila's FORMAL introduction of Caroline so Miss Rotty thought it was only proper to let you in on all of the "sides" of the grinch!
Of course NO POST starts off with anything other than how awesome her blog and life is! Wow, so humble!
Main Entry: 1hum·ble
Pronunciation: \ˈhəm-bəl also chiefly Southern ˈəm-\
Function: adjective
Inflected Form(s): hum·bler \-b(ə-)lər\; hum·blest \-b(ə-)ləst\
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin humilis low, humble, from humus earth; akin to Greek chthōn earth, chamai on the ground
Date: 13th century
1 : not proud or haughty : not arrogant or assertive
2 : reflecting, expressing, or offered in a spirit of deference or submission
3 a : ranking low in a hierarchy or scale : insignificant, unpretentious b : not costly or luxurious
.....Yeeeeeea, that sounds JUST like her!!! Hahahaahahahaa ... let me catch my breath from laughing so fuckin' hard!!
So Tila goes on to remind us all about Jane ...
And of course goes into her pity party about how fucked up her childhood was and how she was driven like a slave. I personally don't see how sitting in a chair taking peoples money for knock off "designer" purses and clothes is HARD work, even for an eleven year old.
Ooooh, but here's my favorite part!! Meet the almighty Caroline!
But wait Rotty. Haven't I seen Tila faking a Brittish accent and actin' a fool before? Well, you SURE have!! Step into my time machine and shall we go back to this extraordinary event!!
God what a fuckin' twit. I swear I've never seen such a stupid mother fucker in my whole entire life!!! She's NOT a good actress so I don't know how in the hell she thinks she can pull this off. And the most atrocious thing of all is that she thinks it makes her look "cool". You know bitch, you could have had it all. Instead you used your "fame" to act a fuckin' fool and beg for attention. You've brought all of this on yourself you dumb cunt.
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Friday, May 21
Dear Diary, Tila takes a hostage!!
9:10 AM |
Posted by
Anonymous
First off, let me just start this post off with....
Curious and Curiouser....Now...Moving right along.
Last night, the porn muppet decided she would reveal to the world, what it looks like
Really, you just have to watch the video to see how into the dirty bitch he is. My personal favorite is where she's desperately clutching onto him like he's the last cheeseburger before a nuclear war.
Now come on guys, clearly you can see how he's tripping over himself to get the hell away from her in her crusty pants.
And honestly, how could this mug not turn the massesinto stone on?
And honestly, how could this mug not turn the masses
While I'm being completely honest (that's how I do fuckers)...I feel the urge to say that this bitches face is scarier than Medusa's...and that broad had snakes coming out of her skull....FUCKIN' SNAKES!!!!
Tila goes on to claim how they swapped numbers, but then immediately asks her army of tweens and perverts whether or not homie is married and/or dating anyone....
UPDATE: Hey Tila, just a heads up...it seems Mark Salling already is dating someone else---his talented & beautiful co-star Naya Rivera. **Special thanks to Peter for the 411...**
I also really enjoy the part where she doesn't know who he is...and if I could, I'd mushroom stamp the ho for even USING the name Leonardo DiCaprio...I've stabbed people I like more, for less....
Here's the gremlin and her latest victim. I suggest that Mr. Glee take himself home and dip himself in bleach and iodine...QUICKLY!!!
Ah the epitome of class.
P.S.- Here's the entire blog entry to spare you from having to go to the dirty leprechauns blog. Why? Because I heart you bitches.
Tila goes on to claim how they swapped numbers, but then immediately asks her army of tweens and perverts whether or not homie is married and/or dating anyone....
UPDATE: Hey Tila, just a heads up...it seems Mark Salling already is dating someone else---his talented & beautiful co-star Naya Rivera. **Special thanks to Peter for the 411...**
I also really enjoy the part where she doesn't know who he is...and if I could, I'd mushroom stamp the ho for even USING the name Leonardo DiCaprio...I've stabbed people I like more, for less....
Here's the gremlin and her latest victim. I suggest that Mr. Glee take himself home and dip himself in bleach and iodine...QUICKLY!!!
Ah the epitome of class.
P.S.- Here's the entire blog entry to spare you from having to go to the dirty leprechauns blog. Why? Because I heart you bitches.
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Wednesday, May 19
Tila's too stupid to attempt a "Play on Words"
10:33 AM |
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Good morning lovers!!!!
So, while here I sit, recovering from my drunken stupor from eves past, I tripped and stumbled over to the dirty leprechauns blog....(not to worry, I wore a full body condom).....
And because she fails at EVERYTHING, I don't know why I expected anything different....but I chuckled quietly to myself (or it could have been a bong hit) when I realized what I thought was a complete and utter fucking mess of retardism....only to realize that it was the porn muppets attempt to be comical. Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Prince of Asia Throughout Time...? yeah? no? nothin? hmmm....
A little letter to you Tila dear, you're stupid. Completely and utterly no holds barred fucking stupid. I'm going to go ahead and give you a mulligan and say that maybe, JUST MAYBE you did attempt a play on words, albeit a pathetic failed attempt...but MAYBE.
I'm not completely convinced though that you didn't in fact write "Prince of Asia" and mean "Prince of Asia". Do yourself a favor you ill fitting twat-bandaid, and give it up already. You're not attractive, you're not funny, and you're not important. Here's me, just being a helper. It's what I do.
And just for shits and giggles, let's all point and laugh at yet another Tila Fail. *sighs happily*
Tuesday, May 4
Let's talk about this "charity" ONE LAST TIME!!!!
8:38 AM |
Posted by
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Ok peeps, so I've had a temporary hiatus from the wonderful world of the "interwebs"....and once I woke up from my drunken stupor, what do I see? That the porn muppet "Miss Tila" officially kicked off her copycat version of twitter blog...wow....*golf clap*
Now, several things caught my attention (yeah not really, I have a pretty shitty attention span) thankfully though, our beloved Uncle Eddie held down the fort and WILLINGLY took one for the team by rummaging through Tila's menagerie of misspellings and improper grammar to bring to YOU ALL the "launch"....
I'd like to capitalize on something however....Remember the charity shit....the one she claimed, then didn't claim, then claimed again....
uh ohs....well as it just so happens I have screencaps of the cockroach queen Tila SOLICITING DONATIONS AND GIVING AN ADDRESS....*GASP*
She was also having her "friends" solicit donations for the bullshit charity....
Surely that's a mistake right? Because we all know Tila wouldn't LIE about anything...especially something as big and ILLEGAL as setting up a fraudulent charity....
Now, several things caught my attention (yeah not really, I have a pretty shitty attention span) thankfully though, our beloved Uncle Eddie held down the fort and WILLINGLY took one for the team by rummaging through Tila's menagerie of misspellings and improper grammar to bring to YOU ALL the "launch"....
I'd like to capitalize on something however....Remember the charity shit....the one she claimed, then didn't claim, then claimed again....
uh ohs....well as it just so happens I have screencaps of 
She was also having her "friends" solicit donations for the bullshit charity....
Surely that's a mistake right? Because we all know Tila wouldn't LIE about anything...especially something as big and ILLEGAL as setting up a fraudulent charity....
But...uh oh...wait, what's this? Tila states on her blog that "her charity has ALREADY been setup"....that's weird.....
**note, you can read the entire lengthy blog she posted by clicking here (scroll down about halfway to her claims of taking over the world)**
**note, you can read the entire lengthy blog she posted by clicking here (scroll down about halfway to her claims of taking over the world)**Now I'm no mathematician...but I do have me some of them fancy things called smarts...and I would just suggest Tila shut her face. Like now. The more she opens her cum-trap, the more it seems stupid just falls out....
Take this as another valuable lesson from The Gnome of what NOT to be when you grow up kids....
<3
Take this as another valuable lesson from The Gnome of what NOT to be when you grow up kids....
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Monday, April 12
Tila thinks she's sly ...
1:04 PM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
... like a fox this afternoon on FOX. The self-indulged mongrel mogul couldn't have been any more all over the place. She talks about the airplane stunt yesterday, her fake miscarriage, her blog that doesn't even exist yet, to a pair of shoes that she said she got for $8 and then changed to $14. That millionairess sure shows us doesn't she? I mean, only rich and famous whores can afford that type of shit! Speaking of style, how do you look like such a wet meth'd up rat all of the time? I know I'm sure as hell jumpin' up and down to learn the secrets of drugs, greasy hair, skeletor face, and payless shoes!!!
Part One
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Saturday, April 10
Blog release ... April Fools!
7:22 AM |
Posted by
HottyRotty
When something doesn't go the way Tila expects it to in the month of April she desperately tries to use the excuse of "April Fools". First her romance with Casa went to shit so she tried to be clever (real clever there dumbass) and say it was just one big April Fools Hoax, like everything else in her life.
Do you remember when Tila was questioned by all those "nasty haters" about why she would launch her blog on April 1st? I specifically remember her getting a bit cocky, implicating that we would all look stupid once she actually DID launch it when we were all "hating" on her and her lies. Let me see if I can ... hang on ... digging ...
Then later that evening Tila gets on saynow to break the heart-wrenching news that *gasp* she won't be launching her blog on April 1st after all. She never mentions that it's an April Fools joke mind you, she just mentioned that due to the extremely high bookings of celebrity interviews they had to push the date back by TWO days (which would have been April 3rd for those idiots that can't count). Notice that she mentions the "green screen" twice, at least. You can tell she's never even made it small time or else she wouldn't be so fuckin' ecstatic over a $50 piece of material that people call "green screen". There is nothing elite or special about a green screen mind you. I have at least 15 friends that have one. It's nothing special, it's actually a necessity in todays photography and videography industry.
Tonight, in the wee hours of the night, she posts this outrageously over-the-top psycho-drug-induced video in front of her said "green screen" that she's so damn proud of.
SURPRISE PEOPLE! The joke is on you AGAIN! Wow!!! First the Casa joke (which is a joke on a WHOLE different level within itself) and NOW she's coming out with her version of what REALLY happened. It was all a PLANNED April Fools arrangement. Wow! *face palm* And NOW she's saying "one more week" - which will put us at 4/17/10.
After posting her video she was SO proud of it that she had to go on twitter bragging about her mad l33t robot skillz and to pow boom bish rah rah rah piggy perez blah blah blah as usual:
So which is it Tila? I mean, here's soooo many different dates we can't keep count! Better start crankin' out those $5 blowjobs because your fans are gettin' antsy!
Do you remember when Tila was questioned by all those "nasty haters" about why she would launch her blog on April 1st? I specifically remember her getting a bit cocky, implicating that we would all look stupid once she actually DID launch it when we were all "hating" on her and her lies. Let me see if I can ... hang on ... digging ...
Ah, there it is! Tila never disappoints me when it comes to proving me right. She even replied to someone asking why she picked April 1st. You know, assuming everyone would think it was a big fat April Fools joke and all:
Then later that evening Tila gets on saynow to break the heart-wrenching news that *gasp* she won't be launching her blog on April 1st after all. She never mentions that it's an April Fools joke mind you, she just mentioned that due to the extremely high bookings of celebrity interviews they had to push the date back by TWO days (which would have been April 3rd for those idiots that can't count). Notice that she mentions the "green screen" twice, at least. You can tell she's never even made it small time or else she wouldn't be so fuckin' ecstatic over a $50 piece of material that people call "green screen". There is nothing elite or special about a green screen mind you. I have at least 15 friends that have one. It's nothing special, it's actually a necessity in todays photography and videography industry.
Tonight, in the wee hours of the night, she posts this outrageously over-the-top psycho-drug-induced video in front of her said "green screen" that she's so damn proud of.
After posting her video she was SO proud of it that she had to go on twitter bragging about her mad l33t robot skillz and to pow boom bish rah rah rah piggy perez blah blah blah as usual:
I'd also like to back track just a bit. Just four days ago Tila was promising fans that her blog would be released THIS week. Well Tila, I don't know how long scum of the earth weeks last but to us humans you're about to let down your fans yet AGAIN unless you come up with something by the end of the day and we all know that it's Saturday meaning that you stayed up all night getting your beef curtains washed and pressed while gnawin' on beef jerky laced with meth so you won't be doing jack shit today.
So which is it Tila? I mean, here's soooo many different dates we can't keep count! Better start crankin' out those $5 blowjobs because your fans are gettin' antsy!
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Monday, February 15
Carlton Jordan updates his blog ...
9:52 AM |
Posted by
Anonymous
Carlton Jordan, a gentleman that worked for/with Tila recently, has had enough of her bullshit! Last week he quit on her and promised us a blog that would blow us away by Friday. Unfortunately, he pushed it back for whatever reasons (Hey, I don't blame him! He probably had WAY MORE interesting shit to write about than the trainwreck!) However, this morning he surprises us with a little teaser. Enjoy it! He says there will be more tomorrow.
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