Our favorite hogul mogul was interviewed by Bossip.com on the 12th. As you can probably guess, she was her usual extra-classy self. But the video is seriously filled with lol, so let's watch.


First off, I don't know what this girl is on but fuck, I don't think it's ever been so obvious!

Secondly, I wonder why she's doing another TV show? Oh wait, she answered that. It's because people want to see train wrecks on TV.

Third, I can't believe she begins to say "I was just in an accident and it killed my baby." That's revolting. And she LAUGHED!

Fourth, she's horrible in an interview. When she begins to talk about people asking her "do you know how many women you're hurting by lying?" she COMPLETELY goes off on a different tangent because she has no answer for that.

Fifth, she says "You only get sued when you're lying. I'm not lying. Because if I get sued you would have to take me to court to prove that what I said is not true." LOL! Go on, Army idiots, ask Tila why she hasn't sued us yet even though she's threatened to a ton of times! HAHAHAHA oh Tila, sometimes you do the work for me and I love you for it. I really, truly do.

Okay so that's my favorite part of the video, but my second favorite has to be when she's talking about slapping Casa "some dude" on the plane, and she says "I'm not doing this for attention," but then admits that she yelled for everybody's attention while doing it. Nice.

Seriously, this video is so filled with hilarity, I would have to give you a play-by-play of every 10 seconds just to do it justice. Have fun, commenters.

... like a fox this afternoon on FOX.  The self-indulged mongrel mogul couldn't have been any more all over the place.  She talks about the airplane stunt yesterday, her fake miscarriage, her blog that doesn't even exist yet, to a pair of shoes that she said she got for $8 and then changed to $14.  That millionairess sure shows us doesn't she?  I mean, only rich and famous whores can afford that type of shit!  Speaking of style, how do you look like such a wet meth'd up rat all of the time?  I know I'm sure as hell jumpin' up and down to learn the secrets of drugs, greasy hair, skeletor face, and payless shoes!!!

Jesus fucking Christ...just when I thought this broad couldn't get any more retarded...she proves me wrong. This morning I took it upon myself to go over to her blog..mainly because I knew I could find something to make fun of her for...and lo and behold.....God never lets me down. We're homies...

Anyway, here's Tila promoting her appearance on "The Cleveland Show", which she praises as being her favorite show...yeah fucking right..let's take bets on whether or not she's ever even WATCHED it...

But moving right along...she can't even be bothered by looking at a calendar to actually get her dates right.

To BOYCOTT the show please click here and post your disgust! 
Hopefully I can stop laughing long enough to actually write this post.....

*clears throat*

Ok, so remember over the course of the past week when Tila was talking about her "very own tv show" but all anyone really heard was blah blah blah? It seems Tila has confused "lending her voice to an animated character for an appearance that will no doubt make fun of her" as being a BOSS BITCH! POW! lmao!

You see Tila, this isn't what you can call YOUR OWN SHOW!!! Have you watched it? It's not good. Family Guy, THAT'S a good show!!! So basically all you have done here, is prove what an even bigger fuck up you are. Basically it's like you took 4th place in a spelling bee for the illiterate. *golf claps*