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We are kickin' out the jams at the rotspot tonight! Well, Miss T doesn't seem to understand that she can't make her twitter private. So right now, while it's private, we have this:


You know, I'm so glad Tila is around to tell us that she doesn't lie. Because if she didn't keep telling me I'd totally forget.

So WHAT if she drinks or does drugs ... right?  Why should we care if someone who is claiming to be pregnant with twins the miracle child ... er wait ... getting in vitro ... er wait ... adopting a child from whatever country you can think of at the moment.  Er ... you're right.  WHY would/should we care?  And for the record, if you want to know why people "condemn" you for these things how about go back when you are SOBER and read our blog.  I mean, you COULD do so much more.  You COULD actually be a decent human being as a role model for these children that you entice.  But instead, you decide to get all geeked up and go on a create-your-own-adventure-in-your-head marathon.


Here's an old myspace blog of Miss T's. It seems to be BEFORE she came up with this whole "omg I don't drink!" lie.

"But Eduardo, that blog is from years ago!" First off, you shut up before I hit you with my ring hand. Secondly, here's a more recent one:


Update! Nicole Allen just sent me this link to a youtube clip. Tila talks about "tequila" and  explains about doctors and enzymes.



Man, Tila, I just don't know. I just don't know WHY YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR FUCKING LIES STRAIGHT. And really, with all of the accusations being thrown out in that LA Times article, you choose to point out you DON'T DRINK? Wow.

Frankly Tila, it doesn't matter to anybody if you drink or not. You make it a big deal because you fucking lie about it. If you just told the truth and stuck with it, I think you'd find nobody gives a shit. Cheers, Mama T!

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe tila was pregant but got an abortion. that tweet from CJ mentions an abortion...

i think she is lonely and feels very empty...and she seems to use wanting to have children as a way to get attention, but i find her very selfish that she would have an abortion, she wouldnt want to ruin her "tiny" body

Miranda said...

Do you think she confused the alcohol flush reaction (Asian glow) with an allergy? Because there have been some studies that have tried to link the use of Zantac 175 as a preventative measure against that. They aren't conclusive, but...yeah.

Anonymous said...

Geeze, she used to be so pretty. What a waste.

Eduardo Retardo said...

Miranda, yes. I think she's confusing the two. This shouldn't be surprising though. She's taking something that happens to literally billions of people and claiming it as something that happens to her.

Mailee said...

Her lies sre so assinine especialy the one about her friend who is allergic to shellfish. My sister is allergic to shellfish and when she did eat it, before she knew, she showed up at my house and looked like someone had beaten the hell out of her. Thank god she did show up as her tongue and throat were swelling and closing up. Her eyes were nearly swollen shut and her face was so swollen she was unrecoginsible. The ER doc said if we hadn't gotten her there within a few more minutes she would have suffocated. Plus I am allergic to NSAIDS. Before I found out I had taken a couple of Motrin and my face got real hot and I had hives everywhere My eyes started swelling shut and was having the same reactions as my sis. I had to take steroids for a week, if I remember correctly. They gave me a shot in the ER that made me bounce off the walls and then gave me a shot of valium that calmed me down and made me a happy puppy. Same things they gave my sis. So being allergic to something means STAY AWAY from it. As it CAN kill you. Just another lie she has made up. Obviously TT is NOT allergic to booze or she wouldn't be so idiotic about it. God she annoys me to NO END!! At least I am not as angry as I was yesterday, Thanks again to those who were so kind to me too.

Anonymous said...

Don't ya'll see where this is going? Tila is faking another pregnancy, and how will she get out of this one? She'll blame blogs like these and her "haters" for causing stress.

I can see it coming from miles away. She's going to need an out, and you or other blogs will be the blame.

I'm also seriously bewildered by her ability to fuck with The Game. lol She's got some serious balls. That's for sure.

Anonymous said...

Actually most Asians have adverse physical reactions to alcohol and very often think they are "allergic". I doubt she is lying about breaking out in hives etc. I've seen in happen to my Japanese friend who also drinks despite the fact that she gets red and swollen.

Everything else though...yeah, she's a lying crackwhore.

Anonymous said...

You hit the nail on the head with that last paragraph- no one would care one way or the other if she drank, it's just that she lies about it. Same as her pregnancy, miscarriage, London, stalker etc etc.

And what does TT want more than ANYTHING? Attention.
She's even said that she doesn't care whether she gets good press or bad press, as long as it's press.

The fucktard's lying for attention, and she's getting it.

Seth said...

This sure is innerestin'...

"HELLO TILA,
MY NAME IS MARK CROSS. I AM A BODY BUILDER AND A 5x GRAND SUPREME NATIONAL CHAMP. I
I HAVE MADE ATTEMPTS TO CONTACT YOU THRU TWITTER, FACEBOOK, YOUR PERSONAL EMAIL AND THRU YOUR MANAGER. I FEEL IGNORED, AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS TO ME. WE MET ON 2/3/10 AT THE MINT. I PAID FOR YOUR DRINKS AND YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD WEAR MY SOLID GOLD GRAND SUPREME NATIONALS CHAIN, I AGREED. WE HAD AN EVENING OF HEAVY PETTING IN THE BATHROOM AS WELL AS AT THE BAR. YOU GAVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER AND SAID THE ONLY WAY TO GET MY GOLD CHAIN BACK WAS TO CALL YOU AND COME TO YOUR HOME TO SERVICE YOU. I WAS HAPPY TO DO SO, BUT WHEN I TRIED TO CALL YOU LATER THAT EVENING I FOUND THAT YOU HAD GIVEN ME A DISCONNECTED PHONE NUMBER.
AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A MISTAKE, BUT NOW I AM BEGINNING TO THINK IT WAS ON PURPOSE.
I AM LETTING YOU KNOW, HERE AND NOW, IF YOU DO NOT RESPOND TO THE EMAILS I HAVE SENT TO YOU, I AM TAKING YOU TO COURT. THE BARTENDER AT THE MINT REMEMBERS THAT NIGHT WELL (BECAUSE OF YOUR BEHAVIOR) AND HE WILL TESTIFY ON MY BEHALF.
I AM ALSO SAD TO SAY I WAS SUPRISED TO COME HERE AND READ THE COMMENTS POSTED HERE TO YOU AND ON FACEBOOK.
YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY SCREWED OVER MANY MANY PEOPLE.
YOU HAVE UNTILL THURSDAY TO RESPOND TO ME.
- MARK CROSS"

It was a comment left on her horrific Hotspot site. No idea of the comment's legitimacy...but given her recent history.

"I PAID FOR YOUR DRINKS..."

EL-OH-EL!

Anonymous said...

Tila's first show at a shot at love, I can see the reruns on TV, in every single one, people are all drinking away, morning, noon, and night, including Tila herself. That show I think was in 2006, the next one was in 2007. Another thing how can she not find love in 2 series? I also noticed she was trying to shoot Dani Campbell on her twitter, tweeting someone else's twitter that Justin B looks like Dani, like AWFULLY alot. Dani seems like a sweet caring girl, and I think it was Tila's revenge on Dani's write out on Thinking About Tila. Tila can only find love in people who have money, or are inheriting alot of money, from what I can see.

TilaOMGSTFU said...

"If you just told the truth and stuck with it, I think you'd find nobody gives a shit."

That's just it. She can't stand the thought of people not giving a shit, she'd rather have all this negative attention. She is the definition of an attention whore.

Anonymous said...

"But Eduardo, that blog is from years ago!" First off, you shut up before I hit you with my ring hand."

OMFG.. so funny!

But yeah, she pretty much sucks.

Anonymous said...

Here's Dani's myspace blog

Thursday, January 14, 2010
Thinking about Tila Tequila
For the last week or so, I’ve been getting inundated with calls from the press about Tila Tequila. It’s been bringing back memories, and making me think back to my time on the show. I guess the only thing I really want to say is that when I met Tila, she was sweet and down to earth – but since the day I left the set of ‘A Shot at Love’ I’ve been wondering how sincere our interactions really were.


Along with everyone else, I’ve been watching her appear to spiral out of control. We haven’t had any contact since the show – more than two years now. While I was on the Sweet cruise in November I heard she was tweeting about “coming out” and had been “in love” with me. Then only two months later, I heard she tweeted that she was getting married to the late Casey Johnson. I honestly don’t know what to make of it all.


When I met her, she seemed so kind and real. I would hate to think that she’s now resorting to publicity stunts to keep herself in the public eye. With all of the tragedy going on in the world right now, I hardly think that the chaos that seems to constantly swirl around her needs to be highlighted any further. It just seems like there are more important things to worry about.
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Anonymous said...

I thoight she said she got the name "Tila Tequila" because she didn't/couldn't drink? I'm sure I read that on her blog.

Yet in her myspace post she clearly states:

"PS That is how I got the name "TILA TEQUILA" When I was about 13 or 15 years old...me and some friends got some tequila and did some shots for the first time. I got so shitfaced and puked everywhere...so the next day all my friends at school were teasing me saying "ITS TILA TEQUILA!"" haha thats it"

kelli said...

http://buzz.yahoo.com/article/1:limelife358:c4a4465dc20ca625ae034b08272d1766/Running-Out-Of-Ideas-For-Attention-Tila-Tequila-Lends-Support-To-Chris-Brown

Eduardo Retardo said...

I want to address something that Anonymous at 12:07 said. Dunno if anybody will see it but here I go anyway. I've read a couple different reasons as to why she got the name "Tequila." Of course, this was before I realized Eduardo must screen cap nearly everything this bitch spits out because at some point it's going to be comedy gold.

Anyway, so yeah we've heard the "took shots for the first time then the next day at school blah blah blah" shit. And also there's the "it's ironic because I can't drink" thing. But I also remember her saying a guy in juvie gave it to her. She said his name and said "I'll never forget that." Anybody else remember that? If anybody can provide screen caps I'll make a new entry.

Of course, I got some time today. Maybe I'll just do some digging.

Thanks bitches!

Anonymous said...

http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2009/09/nightclub-owner-tila-tequila-lying-about-not-drinking-on-saturday/1lying-about-not-drinking-on-saturday/1

The owner of the nightclub where Shawne Merriman spent time with TV personality Tila Tequila on Saturday has refuted her claim that she was not drinking prior to the arrest of the Chargers lineback Sunday morning.

Tequila said on Twitter that she was allergic to alcohol and is unable to drink.

James Brennan, the owner of the Stingaree nightclub, said several of his employees told him she drank several shots of tequila and sipped a bottle of vodka.

"She wasn't like falling down or anything of that nature, but she was visibly intoxicated," Brennan told the AP.

"It sounds like she's allergic to the truth."

Merriman has denied assaulting Tequila and said he was trying to help her get home safely before police arrested him on Sunday.

Anonymous said...

I can't speak to what Trolla said (I'm pretending it wasn't lies for now), but I'm allergic to something in alcohol. At one point, I'm sure my doctor told me, it had something to do with my not being able to process certain enzymes.

I can't drink anything alcoholic. No wine coolers, beer, hard stuff. I can't even eat food that was made with alcohol, although in nearly every case, it had burned off.

On the two or three occasions where I did drink (who can resist a margarita?), I was deathly ill. Hives, vomiting, splotchy skin and the worst migraines I've ever had. The very last time I drank, I had to be hospitalized and hooked up to an IV.

No way can Tila McTrolla be "allergic" to alcohol, yet occasionally go out and get drunk and have little to no effects the next day.

Anonymous said...

I love that Eduardo is now posting on this blog. LONG LIVE EDUARDO!

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