Thursday, September 30

postheadericon Fatty's Last Stand


Over the last several months I have been privileged to write with and for, some of the wittiest, snarkiest, bitchiest and just simply most fabulous folks I have had the pleasure of ever knowing. We were brought together to expose the lies, the manipulations, the lulz, and frankly, the very sad and troubled life of Tila Tequila.

A couple of days ago I wrote to the Rotspot gals, and let them know I would no longer write about Tila for the blog. I’m just plain burnt out. There comes a time when blogging interferes with life, and life interferes with blogging. I have addicts and self-destructive people in my own life who, despite, all my love, concern and full-fledged dedication, continue on the path they wrought. I can’t help them, and I can’t help Tila. When you expend so much energy on people who have no vested interest in health and healthy relationships, you end up spirally down a similar rat hole of despair and helplessness.

To Tila Army and Tila fans. Your idol needs help. She doesn’t need your platitudes, your false praise, your ‘loyalty’, or your continued ass-kissing and hand-holding. Ironically, she needs what we all need in our lives, a really good ass-kickin’ Jelis Hater. A person who calls her out for her self-destructive and dangerous behavior. Someone who says ‘fuck it, I don’t care whether Tila likes me or not’. You’re not being disloyal by saying ‘hey Tila, you look really fucked up on that Gossip Queens tape’, you’re showing her you care enough to risk whatever relationship you think you can ever have with her.

Thank you Rotspot girls for inviting me into your world. You are some of the sweetest most compassionate bad-ass bitches this world has ever seen (oopsy, did I just ruin your reps?).

Thank you Rotspot readers, commenters and Fatty fans. You have consistently given me more smiles, laughs and thoughtful moments than I can ever pay back. I want you to know I’ve read every comment on the Rotpsot, whether the article was posted by me or not, because I appreciate the feedback, the information, and the slice of your own real life moments you often leave.

For those who’d care to follow me on Twitter, my user name is: Fatty_4ever. If you have any questions, or concerns, please tweet me.

Thanks to all. Keep on bloggin’ bitches!

Fatty, Commander of the Fatty Army, the baddest, fattest bunch of HoHo-eatin’ Tweeters!

And then there were 4.

49 comments:

BigPoppaPhat said...

Fatty army signing in! Your a great writer, I understand keeping tabs on a drunk and drugged out attention whore can get old after so long. You will be missed. Thanks for your entertaining blogs!

Ben said...

It's been a great bunch of reads Fatty. Glad you'll still be around on twitter for Popsicle and other discussions.

Glibby Longstocking said...

The end of an era.....

Best of luck to you=)

Mary said...

Oh Fatty :(
Thank you so much for the time and effort you dedicated and the valid ass-kicking points you've made as well as all the soiled pants you've created through side splitting laughter (you can look forward to my dry cleaning bill).
Best of luck, Sweetheart. *pours rolos on ground in honour of fallen/retired hero*

Joann said...

I was just wondering this morning why we have not had a post from you.

Oh wow Fatty, I really, really hate to see you go, but I do understand. Tila is so toxic she can suck the life from your soul right through a computer.

Every once and a while I have to take a step back to rejuvenate my spirit, so I know where you're coming from and if you have others in your personal life acting out it can take a toll on your psyche.

I'm going to miss your writing style and how you would put the skank in check yet you did it with such dignity and grace.

Take care my e-friend and I wish you nothing but the best.

Please drop by every now and then and give us a "guest" post if you are up to it.

Once again, take care of yourself and thanks for the great posts.

Isis said...

Fatty, you know where to find me

Stalk me any time!

Yeah right said...

Best of luck to you, dear lady. I've only been reading TRS for about a month but I have come to enjoy your blogs and humor. You will be missed.

Hannah said...

It's been good, Fatty! Best of luck and if I ever get a twitter I'm creeping your ass. TRS won't be the same without your special brand of HoHo humor and your posts were some of the best. I hope you channel your Fatty awesomeness in all your future endeavors! <3

xxheartxyouxx said...

I have been reading TRS since it's beginning. I remember when Fatty was just a commenter. You always left the best comments, and I was soo excited when you decided to join the team and become a blogger for the site.

I can completely relate to where you're coming from Fatty. Just the other night, I was thinking to myself that Tila is on a very destructive path, and to be honest, there's probably nothing more anyone of us "fawkin hatas" can do for Tila. You can't help someone who doesn't want help to being with.

What TRS has done is open the eyes of many, many, many people, myself included. Fatty, you were always there to put this bitch on blast and call her out on all her inconsistencies. You always did it with great humor and nobility. You are truly going to be missed here with your Rotspot family. Good luck with all your future ventures. <3<3<#

LOLz4EVz said...

You SOOO rock sister! Thank you for all your hard work. I hope you'll check in often. :)

JewelsLuck21 said...

Awww best of luck to you! You are a hoot. I still have you as my twitter friend so I will get my fatty fix that way. lol :)

MissNeverWas said...

I am more of a creeper than commenter lol, but I just want to say I have really enjoyed reading your posts. They are always bang on, witty, and just plain awesome. You will be missed greatly....

goldenhum said...

thank you for all of your input and reality. seriously. you brought reality where it was needed. laughter, compassion and intelligence. thank you. you will certainly be missed. i hope you have a fantastic lifetime ahead of you and that people start putting you first. (even though i know no details, i just know what it's like to say yes to everyone and no to myself far too much). take care of yourself dear and be good to you. xxx

kellymae said...

I will just add to what the rest of our merry band of jelis haters has said. You dear lady will be truly missed. Your posts have never ever failed to make me laugh outright. The compassion and dogged determination you showed when the goblin whore was faking a suicide attempt was nothing short of heroic.

Like the rest of us, I too hope to see you at least drop in once in a while. You will always have a place at the rotspot table. We will keep the ho-hos and Faygo on ice for you.

Much love

Kelly Mae

jenna said...

Awe fatty :(. That makes me horribly sad. This is a message to all the writers, and even to the jelis haters that comment.... I have stage IV cancer, terminal, and once a week I get about 6 1/2 hours worth of treatment. There are 10 other people, cancer patients, who get there treatment the same time as me, every week. We have kind of grown into a family. Trying to help each other through this. What I am getting at is,for me, and the rest of my group its more than just reading about the lying gutter whore, and the awful things she does. You all help us get through this hard time, with laughter. It's what we look forward to. We all read it together, and you guys always make us laugh our asses off. I can't even begin to tell you how much it means to us.I did tweet something like this to eduardo retardo a few months back, but I figured you all deserved to know how much your appreciated and how you bring so many smiles and so much laughter through your writing styles. Hotty- if u decide to close the site just wanted to be able to say thanks to you and everyone for all the hard work and all the laughter.<3 jelus hater 4 lyfe

Hope said...

Fatty you my dear are fucking awesome! And I will miss you and your hilarious contributions to this blog. Take care of yourself and as a previous poster said, if you are up to it, please stop by every now and then.

Keep it Pimpin'! We will miss you!

Hugs girlfriend!
~Hope

khandersuk said...

Thanks Fatty, you will be missed! xx

tui said...

NO FATTY! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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I'll be crying into my pillow tonight :(

Blondie said...

LOVE YOU FATTY!

Fatty McFatterson said...

wows. look at all the love for the fat girl :)

Thank you all for the nice comments. Uncle Eddie, bless his ballsack, has assured me the 567,897,984 horrible comments he's received that he compassionately chose to not post, will never see the light of day. Which makes these many wonderful posts that much more special.

Jenna, if you dont mind, I'll pray for you. I hate that you're going through so much pain right now. If you'd like, you can follow me on Twitter and we can chat.

Thank you all again for encouraging my bad behavior. My mom would shake her finger in everyone of your faces, and then pull your ear lobe and say 'don't laugh, you're just encouraging her!'

fatty

MsWonkyTits said...

I love my Fatty! :(. I understand, though. It gets tough. We have had laughs and fun over Tila for quite some time. I think knowing our main goal has been to monitor the main issues (ie, child exposure, illegal charities, Porn, LIES, manipulation, ETC)we all had her best and her "Army's" best interest at heart. It seems the rollercoaster is headed for a plummet and we tried ladies and gents. WE TRIED. So call us "jelis haterz" or what one may, we knew the truth. You Rotspot ladies were spot on. The best thing was having all perspectives and personalities. My sad intuition is that this saga may be coming to an end. Fat's, you were the compassionate one (well much more than I or most could be), but this will end somehow. I just hope the best for the young kids that look up to or admire Tila, and hope those who follow realize what life can deliver. At that point you LISTEN, ACCEPT HELP, EVALUATE...
Tila I know you read this. Call us what you will... just know "Rotspot" speaks the truth, which you have yet to learn.
Fatty, I won't lie...I shed a few tears. You have been a pure joy and made me LOLZ my hoho ass off! You have fabulous writing skills and we shall talk on Twitter. <3 to the Rotspot family.
I hope the rest of my fav ladies keep layin' it down. xoxo to all-
NJW

MsWonkyTits said...

I forgot to call her "Fatty-Fi-Fun" :) You will always be a warrier to us!

Mark said...

I read all the posts on here, and yours were the very best that have ever been posted. We'll miss you, you did more than your share. ~Thanks, have an extra ho-ho tonight, your earned it!

John said...

I have to report in to say thank you, goodbye, and god speed. Been reading/checking almost daily since Feb, we've all been through soooo many lols and hard times- this site has been my dirty secret. Fatty, you may well have been the filthiest part of all, you will be missed! If you ever want to do a Tila and come back tomorrow or something you know that would be totally fine, right?

alison m m said...

Fatty I hope you weren't chased off the same way I was. Just take care and embrace life. Tila is totally toxic and you can't be feeling responsible for her, so take care of yourself and your own. Tila is death warmed up and nothing more.

Cake Betch said...

Good Luck Fatty! We'll miss you and your snarky ass.

Oconnordaria said...

We love you Fatty, and we'll miss you. You are truly a wonderful person...even if you are a badass bitch :-)

And @Jenna- God bless you. I hope Tila reads your comment. The bitch needs to understand what REAL hard times are all about.

Sandra said...

Oh Fatty, I'm hormonal suffering with terrible PMS and now this, aaah I actually shed a tear. I will miss you, you all offer something different, I love your big heart and that you really do care. Thank-you for bringing the laughs and just being a brilliant writer. You will be missed, I really do wish you do come back for some guest posts. I hope things get better for you in your personal life as well, I'm thinking of you.

Jenna I don't know you and I don't know what you're going through but I'll have you in my prayers as a fellow Jelis Hater!!!

Love you Fatty, good luck I hope you get a lot of hohos too, <3<3<3 xxxxxxxx

Brittany said...

I'll miss your posts! Thanks for all of your hard work. We mere readers always appreciate it. :P

gillianthemad1013 said...

FATTY! We will miss your wit greatly. I've always thought you've been a GREAT addiction to the Rotspot. But I guess I understand. To devote your free time to such an awful, worthless person as Tila is really a bit of an ask. I don't blog about her, just read the blogs, and even I need to step away from time to time and remind myself that there are still good people in the world. Sometimes you get so involved in watching a trainwreck you lose perspective.

In short, godspeed Fatty, and may your life be full of love, Ho Hos and Twinkies.

Cathy said...

I too am a huge fatty fan. Thank you for providing us with countless hours of laughter
Take care of yourself! You are a talented writer!

LoriT said...

Like everyone else said, I will miss you Fatty! Sigh...I knew it was inevitable that sooner or later 1 or more of our beloved rotspotters would move along, just sad to see it happen. But I truly understand why and really appreciate all you did to make this such a fun place to come to. You and your fellow rotspotters are a cut above the rest and I thank you all for all your time and efforts in making the rotspot what it is. Take care and be good to yourself.

OneEyebrowRaised said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Fatty, what about the ho ho's?? We're gonna miss your brand of unique, compassionate humour.

Why oh WHY does it have to be you who disappears and not HER????

BKiddo said...

Oh my sweet sweet Fatty. Such a pleasure to have known you and everything you have shared.
One of my hero's is Margaret (Molly) Brown. You really remind me of her.
You have an amazing wit and a great heart,and I will forever remember one of my favorite quotes from you..."What in the Fuckety Fuck".
Rock on Sisterfriend, and please know that we are always here for you.

oLulubella said...

as much as tila hating can be fun, it reminds us that we are human. constantly keeping tabs on an unhealthy person can be draining, depressing, and annoying! thanks for all your posts tho, it has been very entertaining! life is what we make of it!!!

jayden said...

Crying into my ho hos right now, but Fatty I totally understand how real life is much more important. I love you like a fat kid loves cake. I mean it.

gangstabarbie80 said...

Oh Dear Fatty
it is plain sad to see you go. i am among the others that loved your posts. you were great addition to the site and i really admire your writing skills. you knew how to write a post with such a intelligence and lovely humour. that Hoho will live forever.
it is understandable that you need to step away from this all. surely it can be toxic to your life and when you realized that you spend more time on toxic downspirally dangerous person and your life should be main focus of your time. it is time to quit on the top. but you know you are always welconed with guest posts or talk to us :D we all love you as one of us big fat rotspot family.
i will surely miss my fatty ho ho posts but i understand your life has more to offer. you are very generous kinded person with big fat heart :D you showed true compassion and i never forget the day when you felt tila´s suicide attempt really mattered that you were ready to do almost everything to help her. but by the time goes it can be very fustraiting and annoying to see one person keep on her lie-web like that and not taking one minture to take care of herself. Tila just keep on that life she is used to live past years and there is very little chance that she will change or realize. she is directing one way very fast with her beahaviour and that is not a good feeling. but there is nothing we can do about it. so i understand you feel important to move on.
i applaud you for being part of us. and i hope you enjoy your life. i have twitter but i almost never use it lol :D because i guess i don´t understand the meaning of that website :)
but we love you Fatty and big hug from The Icelandic Reader

mucho love from Iceland

The Icelandic Reader
(i know i appeared under another "name" the other one disappeared hehe)

Jubilee said...

Fatty everyone has said what can be said, I couldn't even tell you how many times your comments/posts have had me in stitches, and the way you showed such compassion and care during her fake suicide was amazing. What was even better was the LULZ that brought us all with her going deranged at her fans for believing her bit of art. You are one of a kind and I hope the best for you always. Love all you girls x

Jubilee said...

Oh ps @ Jenna, Im so sorry to hear that, <3 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

katrah103 said...

i really think we should encourage everyone to not go to her page anymore. she wants the attention, and when we give it to her, she wins. i think for her to hit rock bottom we (as the so-called haters) need to stop visiting her page. i know its easier said than done, bc we all want to see the trainwreck but by visiting her page we are encouraging her drug use, behavior, and practically giving her money! we should at least spread the knowledge! lets ban this bullshit once and for all! because that is really the only way we can ever get to her! she isn't listening to any of the words we say.. and we all know there are more haters than there are fans, so if we the "haters" stop looking at this dumb crap, she will FAIL! (i posted something similar to this on her page and she deleted it as soon as she saw it.. so i know it really hits home for her and its exactly what she doesn't want)

SammiDe said...

Dear Fatty, *wipes tears from eyes*

You are one of my most favorite writers here! When I saw the title I looked to the right & saw your name gone & just sighed! I will miss your wit & your humor but most of all I will miss your COMPASSION!! Your one of the most compassionate writers here & I will miss that! We've had allot of good times! But I am so happy to see your staying on twitter♥ so I will write you there! ☻

& Fatty my girl, I'm gonna bake you the biggest BLOODY Red Velvet cake ever! *Giggles* & we're gonna drink Hot Pabst & plenty of Government cheese & cracker Going away party ALL for you! LOL! But no on a serious note I got MAD LOVE for YOU always! I wish you & your family the most very best & always know you will definitely be missed here! {{{Big Hugs}}} xoxoxox

-Me

alison m m said...

all we are is dust in the wind

Prof. Chaos said...

We'll all miss you darlin'. I know that whole "Jane" cutting bs took a lot out of you. You seemed sadder after that.

In any event, I look forward to your thoughts in the comment section if you feel so inclined.

I'm hanging my twinkies at half-mast for ya.

Really Tila? said...

Dearest Fatty,

I am belated in the goodbyes, but I always seem to be the last to say goodbye in a crowded room. I talk too much and am always so sad to see my friends leave. In this case, there just aren't any words really to say how much you've meant to us all. I've been a reader of this blog from the first or second week and I can remember when you first started posting messages. I thought you were insanely funny and I was absolutely thrilled when they asked you to join the team. It seems as if you've always been a part of TRS. After reading all of the above comments, the words that keep being repeated are "Compassionate, Witty, Humorous, Hilarious, Caring, Intelligent, Awesome" among others. I can add a few myself.... Loving, thoughtful, insightful, patient, articulate, generous and giving. It's amazing that we know all these things about you Fatty through your writing and Twitter, but we do because even in your quest to expose Tila's lies, you always did it with a certain touch of class and thoughtfulness behind your humour. You will be missed by so many people and I wish you well with your family. I can't imagine what you live through on a daily basis with your family and yet you kept us all entertained for as long as you did. Thank you for all of your time and dedication here at the Rotspot....I will miss you more then you know.

I do have a funny side note for you. Once you came onboard and started writing about HoHo's, I remembered I hadn't had one in YEARS and wanted some desperately. I went trekking to my neighborhood store, no HoHo's. Sold out. I went to another store, same thing, sold out. This went on for weeks. The only thing that kept running through my mind is, "Damn! We must have a lot of TRS readers in the area!" When I finally got my hands on a box, I was in heaven. I swear the poor delivery guy probably couldn't figure out why they suddenly were so popular! I blame it all on you. I love you Girl.

Really Tila? said...

@ Jenna, Your post really moved me and I wanted to let you know that I will keep you and all your friends in my thoughts and prayers. (I like to pray for a person's well being and I hope that's ok!)I can only imagine what you're going through and I am so sorry for your pain. I have had many, many surgeries and hospital stays over the past two years but that does not even compare to what you are all going through. You all inspire me and I hope I can handle whatever comes my way with the grace that you seem to handle your situation. Thank you for sharing your situation with us. I hope you and all your friends know how much you mean to my family. My husband is part of a group that dresses up in Authentic Star Wars Movie Quality Costumes (George Lucas approved them!)and visits children and adults as well, at different hospitals such as Shriners, Doernbechers Children's Hospital, Children's Miracle Network, etc. so they can brighten their day and also raise money for their programs. He does this at major events as well(even Comic-Con) and all money is donated. His group in this area does at least 50 events a year and not a penny goes to the group. It's all out of pocket and their costumes cost on average $1200.00 to join. Their favorite is visiting your ward of the hospital. When the kids and Adults see Darth Vader, Leia, Chewbacca, Storm Troopers and the gang come in, it's pretty exciting! Our sons will be little Ewoks in 2 years or so and learn a huge lesson in compassion, fundraising, and charity at the same time. Behind those costumes, there are many Military Soldiers, Police Officers, Firefighters, Doctors, Lawyers, and just everyday people just looking for a way to contribute to society in a small way without having to advertize that they are doing it. (That's why they hide behind the masks!) Tila could use somehints on what TRUE Charitable good work is. Many tears are shed behind those masks and it's really sweet to see these big strong men so dedicated to making people laugh and smile for just a few minutes. It's people like you and your friends Jenna, that make it all worthwhile. Thank you for your bravery. Many people will be thinking of you and your friends in the days to come. XOXO

Really Tila? said...

@BKiddo, I knew I liked you for more then the obvious....I have named all of my cars "Molly" for the same reason as you loving Margaret Brown. I am now on "Molly 7". Just had to share that weird fact! And you're right, Fatty does have her same loveable persona. Oh Fatty, how we'll miss you!

Jacqueline said...

Thank you for all....You will be missed a lot.

Luv from Norway:)

Julie Cornewell said...

Fatty, since you left this website hasn't even been updated. For goodness sakes, Tila's case about extortion for her sex tape was dismissed and the rest of you have posted nothing! Nothing!! You have a responsibility to the anti-Tila Tequila community. If I can't have faith in the Rotspotters, who can I have faith in? Get on the ball already. I mean you didn't have an attack of conscience or something did you?

Tuesday said...

I don't even know what to say...thank you for all the laughs!!!

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