I’m a fan of the “thou doth protest too much” logic. I know, it’s a sick disease. However – it is also extremely entertaining to watch someone roll around on the ground screaming out their lies repetitiously in hopes that enough people start repeating it themselves and it will make a legend and grow into truth.


Let’s start with jellis haterz and “her” Lambo. I believe she got one, I believe she gets to drive it, I do NOT believe it’s hers. I believe a John is paying for it. (John is the name given to the men who visit hookers.) So far, we’ve seen neither hide nor hair of these alleged paparazzi pictures. But I like the RT’s from two people, like Tila is trying to convince people she has friends on her side. I do like the RT on Karma though. Tila is already feeling the effects of her Karma, in the form of people hating her, many gossip sites shutting her out completely and no one of importance in Hollywood wants anything to do with her. The reason her hair looks so nasty in that video, is because she’s got a cheap ass horsehair weave. I do know though, that all of you are eagerly anticipating her merchandise website though… right? We’ve been hearing about it for about a year!



Now we have moved onto yet another tirade of falsities on charity. Stars DO publicize their charities because they want to attach their names so that it gains more attraction to their cause. Part of their chartable tax deductions include appearances and promotions (they do it for free, claim it as charity). When a star attaches their name, all their fans flock to those organizations & the organizations LOVE this because it gets them publicity, donations and volunteerism. All that aside – publicizing her donations is her tweeting about it. She’s on her third or fourth “I’m going to Africa” date. I like how she stresses dangerous however. Doctors without Borders (one of my personally favorite charities) goes above and beyond and they never issue press releases on the places they go, most doctors don’t even talk about it – they just go on vacation. This is just one of thousands of worldwide organizations facing extreme danger everyday to help the good of man. I will show one truth – she DID work with a company to create a cast mold of her breast for charity. However, she has not donated a dime. I should also mention, for a multi-millionaire, $30k ain’t shit. I’ve probably, in my time with the Humane Society and through my own mom-and-pop business done more than that in volume and volunteerism. I did peer counseling when I was a teenager and just never stopped giving with my time and what money I do have. It’s not a lot, so if I can’t do money – I spend time.


Let’s take some lolz here though and look at her last tweet. I didn’t know hypocrisy and stupidity could fit into one tweet. How about you, why don’t you… then do you see me telling you how to spend your money? She just said give all your money to charity!



Wait, she already bought a mansion… right? I mean, she was posting pictures of this fab place in Thailand as her own (and too stupid not to link back to the original real estate site). But Seola, she posted pictures of the kitchen! I know, I know, she’s an idiot. Just like when she “owned” the house she had her garbage sale at. Learn to have manners though kiddies, so you can be like skanky Tila, who whines and cries about everything under the sun, has no self-respect and tweets nasty things on people’s looks. Or blogs about those she’s jealous of having some sort of crisis (oops, some of those posts are gone!).



Here, she RT’s a few people defending her. Let’s start with the first and her work with Drop In The Bucket.


Wait… the search on even Tila alone, no other names yields nada. Nothing. Zip. Zilch! How does this guy know she’s working with them? Because she says so? Yeah, she also said she’d meet a fan, do interviews, have fans at her garage sale, donate garage sale money to Haiti (that she ended up saying she was keeping for her non-existent baby). But thanks Barbie for chiming in about “reading stuff” on the internet. Perhaps it was her Millions of Milkshakes appearance they canceled because they found out she was a douche… while Tila tweeted it was security issues. Then tweeted it was rescheduled for February… maybe I slept through February and missed it. Barbie can fill me in, I’m sure. Let’s visit this blog Mr. Blamo claims has all the details of Tila’s charity work. It must be a celeb gossip blog to be proof of how Tila has done things, right?


Nope, it’s a FAN BLOG! The proof is what Tila herself has tweeted, that no company, organization or otherwise has confirmed at ALL. It also includes outright lies. I’d break this apart, but it has too much lolz and this post is already getting long enough. But how awesome is it that Tila gives her maids her hand-me-downs? Totally giving! Basically, all the bullet points are lies though. We all know this. There is so many dozens of things wrong with this blog that I peed a little while laughing and reading it. It’s a tough thing to handle while I’m vibrating right now so you can see this post. Anywho, that’s what this guy says is proof of her work and what Tila retweeted as proof of her work and what I’m posting is complete bullshit. :D

I leave you with these little gems. One of her fans crying that everyone ignores them but Tila and it says a lot about the mentality of her fans. Never fear however, Tila is vibrating her way into a “vacation”, of which I’m sure she signed a confidentiality agreement to not leave a hotel room or have contact with the outside world during her stay. She’s been going on these little “vacations” a lot lately. Showgirls is a great camp movie, but the businessman part in there actually is true. They pay some dough – usually a cost that doesn’t even bother the cash in their wallets – to have someone come to their place to show them a good time. More often than not, they come to the US because starlets with dollar signs in their eyes are easy to spot around here. Don’t bite the hand that feeds you Tila – without that technology you’d never have gotten away from your hammer wielding man in a trailer park. Maybe we’ll get lucky and her and “herself” will get dragged away by a bear.

When something doesn't go the way Tila expects it to in the month of April she desperately tries to use the excuse of "April Fools".  First her romance with Casa went to shit so she tried to be clever (real clever there dumbass) and say it was just one big April Fools Hoax, like everything else in her life. 

Do you remember when Tila was questioned by all those "nasty haters" about why she would launch her blog on April 1st?  I specifically remember her getting a bit cocky, implicating that we would all look stupid once she actually DID launch it when we were all "hating" on her and her lies.  Let me see if I can ... hang on ... digging ...


Then later that evening Tila gets on saynow to break the heart-wrenching news that *gasp* she won't be launching her blog on April 1st after all.  She never mentions that it's an April Fools joke mind you, she just mentioned that due to the extremely high bookings of celebrity interviews they had to push the date back by TWO days (which would have been April 3rd for those idiots that can't count).  Notice that she mentions the "green screen" twice, at least.  You can tell she's never even made it small time or else she wouldn't be so fuckin' ecstatic over a $50 piece of material that people call "green screen".  There is nothing elite or special about a green screen mind you. I have at least 15 friends that have one.  It's nothing special, it's actually a necessity in todays photography and videography industry.




SURPRISE PEOPLE!  The joke is on you AGAIN!  Wow!!!  First the Casa joke (which is a joke on a WHOLE different level within itself) and NOW she's coming out with her version of what REALLY happened.  It was all a PLANNED April Fools arrangement.  Wow!  *face palm*  And NOW she's saying "one more week" - which will put us at 4/17/10.

After posting her video she was SO proud of it that she had to go on twitter bragging about her mad l33t robot skillz and to pow boom bish rah rah rah piggy perez blah blah blah as usual:

Tila just keeps pissing people off doesn't she?  Even the most loyal of fans.  Last night Tila screwed her awaiting fans over yet again as we previously posted.  I woke up this morning to a few surprises in my mailbox that I'd like to share with you.  First of all, please don't EVER question Tila.  I mean, she'd NEVER say anything mean if it wasn't warranted, right?  She'd told us that time and time again.

Thanks to TheUglyBaby on Twitter the picture explains it all! THESE are her followers!!