Saturday, April 10

postheadericon Blog release ... April Fools!

When something doesn't go the way Tila expects it to in the month of April she desperately tries to use the excuse of "April Fools".  First her romance with Casa went to shit so she tried to be clever (real clever there dumbass) and say it was just one big April Fools Hoax, like everything else in her life. 

Do you remember when Tila was questioned by all those "nasty haters" about why she would launch her blog on April 1st?  I specifically remember her getting a bit cocky, implicating that we would all look stupid once she actually DID launch it when we were all "hating" on her and her lies.  Let me see if I can ... hang on ... digging ...


Ah, there it is!  Tila never disappoints me when it comes to proving me right.  She even replied to someone asking why she picked April 1st.  You know, assuming everyone would think it was a big fat April Fools joke and all:


Then later that evening Tila gets on saynow to break the heart-wrenching news that *gasp* she won't be launching her blog on April 1st after all.  She never mentions that it's an April Fools joke mind you, she just mentioned that due to the extremely high bookings of celebrity interviews they had to push the date back by TWO days (which would have been April 3rd for those idiots that can't count).  Notice that she mentions the "green screen" twice, at least.  You can tell she's never even made it small time or else she wouldn't be so fuckin' ecstatic over a $50 piece of material that people call "green screen".  There is nothing elite or special about a green screen mind you. I have at least 15 friends that have one.  It's nothing special, it's actually a necessity in todays photography and videography industry.



Tonight, in the wee hours of the night, she posts this outrageously over-the-top psycho-drug-induced video in front of her said "green screen" that she's so damn proud of.




SURPRISE PEOPLE!  The joke is on you AGAIN!  Wow!!!  First the Casa joke (which is a joke on a WHOLE different level within itself) and NOW she's coming out with her version of what REALLY happened.  It was all a PLANNED April Fools arrangement.  Wow!  *face palm*  And NOW she's saying "one more week" - which will put us at 4/17/10.

After posting her video she was SO proud of it that she had to go on twitter bragging about her mad l33t robot skillz and to pow boom bish rah rah rah piggy perez blah blah blah as usual:


I'd also like to back track just a bit.  Just four days ago Tila was promising fans that her blog would be released THIS week.  Well Tila, I don't know how long scum of the earth weeks last but to us humans you're about to let down your fans yet AGAIN unless you come up with something by the end of the day and we all know that it's Saturday meaning that you stayed up all night getting your beef curtains washed and pressed while gnawin' on beef jerky laced with meth so you won't be doing jack shit today.


So which is it Tila?  I mean, here's soooo many different dates we can't keep count!  Better start crankin' out those $5 blowjobs because your fans are gettin' antsy!


15 comments:

Anna said...

The ho is getting desperate... she knows she's losing fans by the droves and has no clue what to do to keep reeling them in. Even her youngest, most naive fans are finally seeing her for her true self... Her time is coming...

RockitQueen said...

Oh. My. God. She is gone. Fried. There is nothing left in that bleached head of hers. Think she'll live long enough to get the epic, world-changing blog released?

She's so big on enacting revenge on people who "screwed her over" throughout the years while she's constantly screwing over her fans on a daily basis.

And don't even get me started on the "I'm falling in love with my fans" business. It's just CREEPY. We already know she's having phone sex with them...who knows what's going on behind the scenes.

Kaelyn said...

HOW in the world do these people defend her..in order to defend someone you need facts. This troll just makes it up as she goes along...but "true" fans won't care she says? BTW what the hell happened to her flying out on the 5th to pick up yet another baby? I seriously canNOT understand her defenders, especially when she calls them stupid for believing what she says. What the fu** is wrong with you people? Seriously???

Kaelyn said...

She laughs at you. Get a clue.

Cathy said...

Pushed back another week suprise suprise.... She is really streching it bad!! Its all starting to unwind. Hopefully once it does the news doesnt pick it up because then she will get more interest....crap this cycle

Kristin said...

Everyday more and more people hate her. When she starts bad mouthing people on her shit list and making up lies people are just going to get angrier. I am glad she is losing more fans daily.

Vanessa said...

I love how in her blog post TT says that her green screen clips will be syndicated for use by TV stations around the world. Me thinks she was on a meth trip when she came up with that one.... Also, I thought her blog was supposed to be celeb-friendly or something? And her post is all about who's on her "SHITLIST".... And she mentions Perez having only old news on his site, well what the heck are her posts going to be that she's been "working" on for the past month and a half? Who's going to care about those?

Cheryl said...

WTF is wrong with this girl?? That video should have come with a NSFL warning.
Please tell me that if this gossip blog of hers actually happens you will be posting the most messed up bits over here so I don't have to give it traffic.

Joann said...

I think when Tila gets high she comes up with all these grandiose ideas swirling around in her warped mind and puts them on Twitter. Then she reads about what she has said while she was zonked outta her mind, knowing her fans expect it to happen, and has to hustle to make it a reality.

IMO, that's why she keeps pushing the date back on this OMG gossip site. She's just now putting this gossip site together and trust me...it's not going to be anywhere near what she described.

It will most likely be old news about some celeb that we already knew, along with her made up lies about them and the rest will be about her.

Please tell me why she can't keep Perez Hilton out of her mouth????? She ain't putting him or anyone else out of business.

The skank was high as hell in that video up top and as usual talking the same old shit we've heard 100 times.

Seagal said...

How high is she?? ANyhow, I was thinking she keeps talking about all these gossipupdates she's been working on etc. Won't they be old news by the time she launches, if she ever launches, her website? And if she does launch it I get a feeling it's going to be all about her. Especially after that idiotic stunt last night. OOPS, Sorry Vanessa, I jusr saw your post and I'm saying the same thing you did only you said it much better. :)

Red said...

What gets me the most (and that's definitely saying something) is how often she claims to be a sweet and goofy girl who never says shit about anyone. She says her blog won't be about that and yet in even publicizing it, she's saying shit about Perez. The girl talks so much about putting out positive energy in order to get it back and yet all I see is her putting out negative energy. And then she's telling us to stay tuned to see who's on her shitlist and why? I thought it wasn't about that?

Of course, that was after I was done laughing hysterically about her green screen videos being syndicated to TVs all over the world.

Fatty McFatterson said...

Every time she says the name 'piggy perez' or make some other reference to Perez Hilton, we should play a drinking game of sorts...well not a real drinking game, because if you took a shot for every time she said his name, you'd be drunk off your ass in 5 minutes flat, no, we do something much more diabolical MWAAHAHHAHAHA, we click on www. perezhilton.com and actually feed traffic to his site. Of course, when the traffic increases there, Tila will take credit if for it, citing it as just another one of her genius marketing plans (she'll spin it that Perez and her were in cahoots all along and she was really trying to get the word out for him), but hey, bad press is still press, and Perez might as well benefit from it!

Anonymous said...

Just a note about this video disappearing from facebook. Any facebook member can report pages for objectionable content. An administrator will take a look and determine if the contents violate facebook's terms of use. Any postings that include "inappropriate or pornographic" material or posts that attack a specific person or group are violations and will be removed IF an administrator becomes aware of them. I didn't see the video posted above, so I'm just wondering if it could have been taken down by a facebook admin?

Jenn said...

Seriously? I don't even know where to begin...

If this was a rehearsed taping, she has seriously confirmed that she's on some sort of drug. I still can't get over how many times she says "what what" like she's running with gangs or something. Then she switches it up and tries to be some anorexic seductress. Ummm, no thank you.

Tila is seriously hard pressed for attention...FROM PEREZ. She's trying to get a reaction out of him so that he'll mention her name which will lead to more followers on twitter. Nice try TT *pats her bobble head*.

By the way, since when does too much content hold up the launch of a website? I would think the more the better.

Witch Hazel said...

Well my advise to Casa ..CALL SHAWN MERRIMAN ASAP!!

We've seen this man fight arrest shit before ..haven't we ??

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