Our favorite hogul mogul was interviewed by Bossip.com on the 12th. As you can probably guess, she was her usual extra-classy self. But the video is seriously filled with lol, so let's watch.


First off, I don't know what this girl is on but fuck, I don't think it's ever been so obvious!

Secondly, I wonder why she's doing another TV show? Oh wait, she answered that. It's because people want to see train wrecks on TV.

Third, I can't believe she begins to say "I was just in an accident and it killed my baby." That's revolting. And she LAUGHED!

Fourth, she's horrible in an interview. When she begins to talk about people asking her "do you know how many women you're hurting by lying?" she COMPLETELY goes off on a different tangent because she has no answer for that.

Fifth, she says "You only get sued when you're lying. I'm not lying. Because if I get sued you would have to take me to court to prove that what I said is not true." LOL! Go on, Army idiots, ask Tila why she hasn't sued us yet even though she's threatened to a ton of times! HAHAHAHA oh Tila, sometimes you do the work for me and I love you for it. I really, truly do.

Okay so that's my favorite part of the video, but my second favorite has to be when she's talking about slapping Casa "some dude" on the plane, and she says "I'm not doing this for attention," but then admits that she yelled for everybody's attention while doing it. Nice.

Seriously, this video is so filled with hilarity, I would have to give you a play-by-play of every 10 seconds just to do it justice. Have fun, commenters.

Because I woke up with a boner, and I am out of whiskey, I'm feeling like a complete dickhead....and when I'm in a mood like this, the only thing that consoles me is to point and laugh at Tila....


Now, there's a lot that can be said here.....but lets just point out a couple of things....

1. Don't let the hip bones fool you bitches, she's only wearing control top panty-hose to contain that wicked baby bump...last I checked though, there was nothing sexy about undergarments that are supposed to be used to control fat....girdles anyone? Now I'm not saying Tila's fat...because clearly that's not the case....but I sure as shit am saying this is NOT sexy.
2. This dirty bitch is trying sooooo hard to be Lady Gaga right now it's ridiculous....it seems that Tila has a girl crush....
3. What the fucking belted menagerie is going on here?
4. The "necklace" that's hanging around her neck....all I have to say is, it should be a noose.
5. Aren't tassels used for nipple covers, and not cufflinks?

The only good thing about this picture is the fact that whatever the mask thing is on her ugly mug, is covering it up.

Good news everyone!!! Tila's confirmed a different due date for us all!!! That pesky thing called memory must have come back, and she remembered her Dr said that her due date would be
Dec 1st plus or minus 10 days....and not "sometime in December, plus or minus 10 days"


But that's weird...because that would mean her conception date would have been Wednesday March 10, 2010....I'm going to go out on a limb here and acknowledge that this is a different pregnancy than the fetus she's had in her stomach since Dec....because we all know Tila doesn't lie....Eduardo pointed out to us where she says so herself....and I know Radar Online wouldn't have been so irresponsible as to post an image of her ultrasound when she wasn't really even pregnant yet....
So, let's all assume she really is having twins, with different gestational sacs and dates of conceptions (HEY!! WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE, IT HAPPENS TO CATS!! LULZ)...that would mean all of the cravings she's had all along are completely founded, right?

Pfft, WRONG! Silly readers, she can't have 2 different conception dates!!! So now, this leads us to assume that maybe THIS time around, she really is getting knocked up....which would mean she's approximately 2 DAYS pregnant....and that's even considering that the In Vitro actually worked, AND that the embryo implants into her uterus....(expect for her to tell us in 10 days she's spotting)...which would in turn mean absolutely NO SYMPTOMS!!!! NOT TIRED, NOT PUKING, or anything else she's trying to conjure up out of thin fucking air.

But I guess the jokes on us, none of us know the truth. When you're pregnant your Dr. only gives you a "very open vague window of birth"...right? This means all you women with actual physical due dates...your Ob/Gyn has been lying to you, because TILA SAYS THAT IS NOT HOW THEY DO IT!!! *eye roll*

Please tune in later today for more of "Days of our Tila lives".

Alright you guys...so I've decided to come forth and bring to you all my full psychic ability. Many of you may not have known that I can read tea leaves from the palm of your hand, and that I am proficient in reading the ancient roman tarot....It won't surprise you to find out that I have a masters in being able to read and decipher pure bullshit....so here goes...predictions on the future route of Tila's pregnancy by a certified psychic gnome....

1. She's going to claim that she did in fact lose her baby when that mean old hater chair attacked fell on her, and she dented her head.
2. She's going to say that she's decided to subject herself to the trials and trauma of In Vitro because she is still devastated over the loss of Casey, and she made a promise to her.....
3. It's going to come out that this "pregnancy" is all for a TV show...probably backed by the very disturbed respectable Joe Francis. And she will in turn be exploiting what countless women struggle with and can never have.....not because she wants a baby...but simply because she wants to prove a point and attempt to make a buck.
4. This "tv show" will probably be hosted on her blog....

*opens eyes*
These are just a few that are coming to the forefront of my brain....I'll get back to you after I finish this 5th of whiskey....

*drops the mic*

Good morning everybody! I know it's early, but we just had a total GEM delivered from Tila Tequila herself! During her latest facebook status updating frenzy, many people were asking her when she is due. Here's her response.

As you can see, it says: Sometime in December plus or minus 10 days.

UPDATE: For the women who are actually TRYING TO CONCEIVE, this is an even bigger joke....these women know their dates like the backs of their fucking hands....so Tila you have been caught in a big fucking lie here...because guess what, you're predicting a future conception...what happens when the In Vitro process fails because of that barren wasteland of a womb? Gonna pop out a Valentine's baby instead? You're a bigger fucking idiot than I even realized.
Ps--You wouldn't be having any symptoms yet, since you've yet to conceive....get back to us in 8 weeks with your bullshit.

For all of our loyal readers, feel free to click HERE to check your own due dates...Tila, that's a direct hint to you *blows kiss*

Wow Tila! That's a mighty long pregnancy! And you're already showing off your bump, even though December is 9 months away! That's awesome, Tila! As previously pointed out here at the rotspot, she's been saying this for a VERY long time!



Tila, you're just doing the work for us. Thank you!

Here's the confirmation directly from the hotspot from 1/25/2010.





And here's her bragging about the ultrasound, again taken from the hotspot.



Tila, why did you have an ultrasound if you weren't pregnant yet? And if you were pregnant, why aren't you due until December?

Wow, Tila. Just wow. Tila's womb must be a miracle-maker.

So we here at the Rotspot received an email from a loyal reader who contacted the people who just recently interviewed Tila....I'll let you guys put the pieces together...but please make sure you pay special attention to where they say she's not pregnant...that's my favorite part! *grins*

Oh that Tila...she always keeps us guessing doesn't she. It seems the insane leprechaun has discovered the wonderful word of google translate!!! NEAT!!! *golf claps* Now, she can talk in spanish, and it'll be code word, and no one will be able to tell what she's saying!!! Tila, you should have used piglatin...at least I'd have given you props for being a creative retard. But nope...sadly, just a retard.

OMIGAW LOOKIT U GUYS..LIKE TILA'S TOTALLY HAVING TWINS!!!!! *eye roll, gagging noise*

Now...remember those previous pregnancy posts I just did....let's talk about that for a moment shall we...

Here's the precious little gremlin from her "tour" to Australia in Feb. (18, 19, 20)....super DUPER pregnant with twins here!! wow....keep in mind, she's supposed be a little over 15 weeks here.....weird...

let's go back to the ultrasounds....
her "12/13 week ultrasound" sure doesn't show 2 babies :) Twin pregnancies can be detected by ultrasound between 6-8 weeks.


Oh Tila Tila Tila...I stand behind everything I say....you my dear midget leprechaun are a fucking moron!!!

Alright, so while I personally don't give 2 shits about whether or not Tila Tequila is actually pregnant, I know that's a huge topic of conversation right now...so I've gone through the pain of reading her delirious tweets to produce for all you beautiful readers a consecutive time line....because I love you.

THE DATES MIGHT BE OFF BY A DAY OR TWO....KEEPING TRACK OF HER TWITTER-RHEA IS PRETTY TOUGH....

Dec 20, 2009:
Tila announces she's going to be a surrogate for her brother and his wife....awww, Tila, you precious little alien...how generous and thoughtful of you. She explains that the process "takes a couple of months, and she'll find out in about 2 months whether it worked or not"

Dec 26 2009: She slowly starts shifting focus away from being a surrogate by hinting that there's "pieces she didn't tell the media".....I'm guessing the fact that her brother was probably mortified and disgusted by his dear sibling

Dec 31 2009: HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Tila tweets about partying it up and how big her tits are gonna get....*yawn*



Jan 27 2010: Tila announces to everyone that she's sick, puking, eating, shitting and puking some more....and is currently in her "first trimester, whatever that means".....Tila, the first trimester is weeks 1-12

She gives Radar.online her sonogram picture, and its barely a visible sac...this is where her tales start to go awry...



Feb 1 2010: Tila let's the world know she's officially 13 weeks pregnant. Somewhere right around this time Radar.online tags along with her, and we catch her chowing down tacos, modeling lingerie, and then the baby daddy drama ensues....she tells Radar.online "this is what the first trimester looks like"...but she's too fucking retarded to realize, that ended the week prior....

Feb 13 2010: We receive the emails from Tila stating that she was 15 weeks pregnant, but is no more...due to her chair mishap, and resulting miscarriage.... to read those emails, click HERE


Fast forward to present....by my scientific calculations, backed up by her constant tweets....
Tila, dear...you would be approximately 18-52 weeks pregnant this week. (it's really very hard to tell, because you jump around so much...forgive my accuracy here) Make sure you note that somewhere when you call out all of us "mean haters"...
Since last week, she's seen the crack dealer "baby dr" "atleast 4 times...and he even saw her on Sunday, because he's one of the top 10 best dr's in the world"

I expect the birth announcement any day now...either that, or the breaking news that she's snatched a newborn from the hospital. Keep an eye out my dears. <3

According to TT's tweets a few weeks back, she should NOW be approximately 18 weeks pregnant. Last night, while humping the stage, deep throating the microphone, and rubbing on her nipples "performing" she's using quite a few threads (and I mean that literally) to cover up her huge baby bump!!!

According to TTs fake baby bump it looks like USHER could be pregnant as well!! Could it be?

So in the wee hours of the morning Tila chose to strip (it's the only thing she knows HOW to do) for her "devoted" Ustream fans. You can see her pushing her stomach out, trying to look a bit pregnant like other celebs she's mentioned then revoked from her blog. She never ceases to amaze me at the lengths she'll go to just to continue to lie. Click here for the link ...

• She claims she has a "mommy glow". It's bronzer. You can tell by the shine on her cheeks and forehead and can see the caked on makeup.
• Her weave is ratted up, time for a new one.
• She constantly talks about her tits being huge. What's new?
• She's fuckin' geeked out on something which is why she claims she hasn't slept in days. Cocaine? Meth? Crack? Take your pick!
• She talks about her vagina being tight ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I can't EVEN STOP laughing long enough to write anything witty.
• She's talking shit/making a song about "the Game". I don't think she realizes he REALLY is involved with a gang and she actually might be playing with fire this time. How do YOU want to hear she went out? In a dumpster? I mean, we have to take out the garbage sometime, right?

So, Tila ... you went from the first photo to this "bump" in five days? Really!??! Maybe you ARE the virgin Mary!!!


Photo credit: likereally

Tila shows us her rump 'bump' :) You be the judge! I even lightened it up so you can see it a little better!



Oh! And don't forget, she's still offering up milk out of her fake "boobies"!! You LUCKY Tila Army kiddies! I wonder how your mom feels about that?