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Tuesday, March 16

postheadericon Really Tila?

Jesus fucking Christ...just when I thought this broad couldn't get any more retarded...she proves me wrong. This morning I took it upon myself to go over to her blog..mainly because I knew I could find something to make fun of her for...and lo and behold.....God never lets me down. We're homies...

Anyway, here's Tila promoting her appearance on "The Cleveland Show", which she praises as being her favorite show...yeah fucking right..let's take bets on whether or not she's ever even WATCHED it...

But moving right along...she can't even be bothered by looking at a calendar to actually get her dates right.

**This also explains the whole "baby due date mixup"...lmfao she's fucked when that kid claws it's way out of her vagina.**

16 comments:

Sarah said...

I know I'm not the only one who doesn't even think that looks like Tila. Where are her tats? Is there any verification from anyone besides Tila that that's actually supposed to be her? Or that she actually did the voice for the part? I have some serious doubts about this.

-TilaOMGSTFU

Anonymous said...

I thought she answered a fan claiming "She doesn't watch TV" So how the fuck would this show be her favorite. LIES LIES LIES. GOD I want to kick her!

Jacqueline said...

I wonder when does she watch TV when she is always in front of PC making lies. Tila u fail and fail again.

Anonymous said...

Is this her tv show she's been referring to?

Jocelyn Cavanaugh said...

Not that it means much, since she's also a compulsive liar, but: sometime in her tweeting mania last night, she said she has another show coming out, in addition to the Cleveland Show. Apparently the claim is now that she'll have her own series again. Not that there's any reason to believe her, of course, but that might clear it up a little.

Anonymous said...

I am positive I saw a tweet that she doesn't watch t.v. love your blog. This and my morning tea bring a smile to my face.

DIsTheName said...

This thing is more than a retarded crackhead whore, she got too many issues. First she needs to find a cardboard box for a new home, take ONXY back from the pawn shop, buy or fix her weave, and stop smoking meth! Toodles - D
P.S. Love your blog xoxo

Anonymous said...

I love how she thinks that in 16 days gossip(which seems to be all about her.) will be relavent. Hasn't she been writing about writing for her blog for the last month? Way to bring her 2 fans stale news.
Oh and apparently she now thinks her "haters" are really her #1 fans. Poor cow.

Krissy said...

Hello! I love your site! I just happen to think of something.

Have you ever heard of the website Swagbucks.com? It's a search site that you get points for when you search for things. It's like Google only you get points and the points can be redeemed for prizes. I joined the website when it first started 2 years ago.

The reason I'm contacting you is this....

Celebrities can have their own section of the website. So you can redeem prizes that have to do that celebrity on their page. Tila has her own page which is actually how I found out about the website two years ago.

http://searchwithtilatequila.swagbucks.com/

The prizes you can get from her section is here http://searchwithtilatequila.swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-home

Tila probably gets paid to have her own section on there or some kind of deal. I'm thinking we get it taken down? Lol. Sounds good??!?

I'm sure a 14 year olds parent would love this poster on their child wall

http://searchwithtilatequila.swagbucks.com/?cmd=sb-checkout&id=4123

Anonymous said...

claws itw way out...hell...it will come out screaming saying help help....get me away form her.

piratekitten said...

If you search IMDB for Tila Tequila, it does come up with her listed as her own voice for the show. One thing out of a million that she actually didn't lie about. I was shocked as shit.

TilaOMGSTFU said...

Damn piratekitten. I was really hoping she was lying about this. How funny would that be?! Hmmm...maybe they used her voice from other stuff she's done?? lol It just doesn't make sense that she didn't tell everyone a ZILLION times that she was doing this.

Anonymous said...

Give her time, she'll talk smack about someone or something that happened while doing her little 30 sec. voice thing on the Cleveland show.

BKiddo

Anonymous said...

Im surprised that she hasn't tweeted about the California earthquake today and claim that she made it stop by having her lawyers send it a Cease and Desist letter.

Anonymous said...

Tila's insane. NOW she's like "Oh I'll announce the Flavor of Love girl once the contract is finished etc etc" DUMBASS you told us before it was Sinceer!!!! (oh lord) Just another example of her contradictions...

Jacqui

Anonymous said...

I'm at the point now I don't believe ANYTHING Tila says and the one or two things that we find out she is telling the truth about is blown out of proportion so much you hardly recgonize it. EX...her garage sale, her "tour" in Australia.

Anybody have any udate about her exploiting minors and where it's at now?

Not wishing anything bad on her, she will do that to herself, but I am waitng to hear she has OD'd or is carted off to the loony bin.

She can't keep going on too much longer with the lies and "happy pills" and think she can function normally.

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