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Tuesday, March 9

postheadericon That clever little devil...

Oh that Tila...she always keeps us guessing doesn't she. It seems the insane leprechaun has discovered the wonderful word of google translate!!! NEAT!!! *golf claps* Now, she can talk in spanish, and it'll be code word, and no one will be able to tell what she's saying!!! Tila, you should have used piglatin...at least I'd have given you props for being a creative retard. But nope...sadly, just a retard.

OMIGAW LOOKIT U GUYS..LIKE TILA'S TOTALLY HAVING TWINS!!!!! *eye roll, gagging noise*

Now...remember those previous pregnancy posts I just did....let's talk about that for a moment shall we...

Here's the precious little gremlin from her "tour" to Australia in Feb. (18, 19, 20)....super DUPER pregnant with twins here!! wow....keep in mind, she's supposed be a little over 15 weeks here.....weird...

let's go back to the ultrasounds....
her "12/13 week ultrasound" sure doesn't show 2 babies :) Twin pregnancies can be detected by ultrasound between 6-8 weeks.


Oh Tila Tila Tila...I stand behind everything I say....you my dear midget leprechaun are a fucking moron!!!

32 comments:

Sarah said...

Wow. She's really gone off the deep end. Any time anyone questions her, she just makes up a new lie to "explain" the questions. But she completely ignores everything she's lied about in the past. Just pretends she never said it. This chick has some serious problems. And since she's probably reading this...

Tila, please get help! You are not healthy, and I know you can't be happy either. There's still a chance for you to live a happy life, but you MUST get help NOW!

TilaTefailure said...

this girl is fucking stupid. I feel sorry for her PR team

Anonymous said...

As the mommy of two real live twins, this is killing me with laughter! If you're going to lie about something, at least research it so you can get the facts straight. Retarded dwarf.

The Gnome said...

i love you all!!!
to the mommy of twins, you're basically my hero right now....
"retarded dwarf"....
we should get married :P
lmao <3

Amanda said...

YAY! Comments are back. :)

NyJets32 said...

Wow I wish I could fast forward a few days/weeks/months to see how she is going to explain not having any kids. I bet she will just ignore it all together

Anonymous said...

Tila lies about something...then tries to do research waaaayyyy later. She adds on to her lies. Shit, maybe next week she will say one of the "twins" dies and she has to have an emergency c-section and the other baby dies too (god forbid she would even think of saying that is what happened). This girl is ridiculous. And her one and only follower MITTIEE twitter.com/mittiee is just as annoying as her lol

This Girl Is Nuts said...

Now she's having twins and gonna have an adopted son from Russia. Her, 3 kids all crammed into her new fancy two bedroom. Yeah, that would work. Lol. She's so stupid.

Anonymous said...

That picture from her Australian thing: Isn't that the same classically elegant top that she modelled for radaronline while showing off how pregnant she was? Hmmm... the pressure change on long haul first class *cough* flights do strange things to a body.
Oh Tila! Why are you making this so difficult on yourself? Now you have to snatch TWO babies.

bethany! said...

http://www.raising-twins.com/im-15-weeks-pregnant-with-twins-in-this-picture.html

this woman is ACTUALLY 15 weeks pregnant, with twins.

Sarah said...

Here's a SUPER DUPER SNEAK PEEK at Tila's twins! This also explains why there was only one baby in the u/s pic!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2502/3805094955_16d09ce9df.jpg

The Gnome said...

*puts both hands in the air*
I AM NOT THE FATHER!!!!!

Anonymous said...

So glad you guys are allowing comments again, I wanted to see if anyone with any legal expertise knows the answer to this: Why does her C&D letter contain a promotional bio on TT? Is this standard? Why would it bang on about her 'famous website' and list her TV credits?

The Gnome said...

@anon
because they're trying to establish their point of "copyright infringement by proving she's a celebrity"...
but I wonder how they feel about her own blog post about her real name not being "Thien"...lmao....
who the hell did they spend 3 paragraphs reciting a pathetic resume about then? it's all quite laughable really...right down to the fact where they edited out our own disclaimer.

Anonymous said...

I wonder then, do Britney Spears' lawyers need to supply a resume within the C&Ds that they send out? Or is it just the ones whose celebrity statuses are debatable?

Anonymous said...

She doesn't even realize "haha" in Spanish would be "jaja".

The Gnome said...

that is a very good question....
i think it's for the ones they're trying to establish a point for...
but that c&d read more like a pathetic resume than any type of "legal document"

Anonymous said...

The Gnome, I still think Tila just CnP'd her resume and stuck it in the middle of a C&D she found online. The result was that it seemed like the lawyers were soliciting for more work on her behalf.

The Gnome said...

lol i think we're trying to give her brain too much credit :P

Sonja said...

I'm happy for you Bethany. May you twins be happy and healthy.

I think Tila is trying to copy Angelina Jolie with the twins bit or trying to "one up" her ex friend Linda Strawberry because Tila is jealous Linda is having a REAL baby.

I'm wondering how Ms. Loony Tunes is going to pull off being fake pregnant with 2 fake babies when she's not showing with one fake baby. Exactly when does she think she is suppose to start showing...at 8 fake months?

Tell me how the fake ultrasound showed only 1 fake baby but now...what months later....she all of a sudden has 2 fake babies?

I did notice in the QVC clip her face was bloated but IMO, it was from too many drugs and/or alcohol not from being pregnant.

I do hope some type of charges for soliciting minor children is still in the works though.

The lying part is never going away. Just when I thought she couldn't get any worse she pops up with fake twins and will probably say next week she didn't say that and we are all lying on her again.

I now know beyond a shadow of a doubt this child/woman needs mental help in the worse way. SMH.

Anonymous said...

Here is a naturally slim girl who is pregnant with twins. At 12 weeks, rather than Tila's 15 weeks.

http://www.raising-twins.com/12-weeks-twin-belly-photo.html

i_am_that_girl said...

I'm glad you put the comments back up. Anyway, Jennifer Lopez was huge when she had twins. Every one of her remaining fans must be stupid and naive. So sad.

Anonymous said...

Check out the FB discussion "She says she is having twins.."! (Sorry I can't direct link. Some script on this page isn't allowing me to paste with my iPhone) Shelly found where Tila stole the second ultrasound pic. The owner probably should be notified too.

Anonymous said...

↑ Correction -- "Tila said she is having twins" FB discussion.

Anonymous said...

http://twitter.com/TilaTequilababy

back on twitter

nikki said...

IF she really were having twins her ultrasound would look very different. ONE...all ultrasounds i see have data around them, the name and what not. TWO there would be two "circular" spots
http://www.twin-pregnancy-and-beyond.com/images/the-dalton-twins-ultrasound-10-weeks-4-days-21100114.jpg

jj market said...

She is a sociopath. I knew a guy who was a meth head and acts exactly like this dumb ho... constantly lying, stealing, delusional, etc. I hate how the media still pays attention to her. We should all laugh at her. I don't care if she is unwell. She will never see that she's mentally ill.

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Glibness and Superficial Charm

Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.

Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."

Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.

Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core. Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities. Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims. The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.

Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

Incapacity for Love

Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal. Promiscuity and gambling are common.

Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.

Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.

Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.

Promiscuous Sexual Behavior/Infidelity
Promiscuity, child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.

Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.

Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.

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Ima said...

Thanks for allowing comments again :)

Anyway - Tila: but of course, POW! Every 2 days because of 2 babies! Makes perfect sense to me. Ugh...

Anonymous said...

Yeah comments!

I don't think even with twins she would be at the doctors that much. Not much changes in 2 days! If you are going to lie about something at least do the research! She would have been showing big time in Austrailia! Oh and as for those recent photos of her in a black dress, I had a dress like that last summer and because of the pleating someone asked when I was due. I am 5 foot 7 and 117lbs. It's the cut of the thing, needless to say I quickly donated it.

I love how she thinks her life is some amazing story and we all "just don't know" and are jealous of her because she's a hot, rich and famous celebrity! Poor mentally ill creature, she's renting a 2 bedroom apartment who needs to have a garage sale for extra funds and she's "famous" for being a pint sized whore. Being a z-list train wreck isn't exactly famous. As for being hot, well I've seen hotter things come out of my dogs arse. The only reason anyone thinks she's hot is because she's basically naked all the time and young boys think anyone naked with fake tits is hot.

It's sad that her delusions are becoming more and more outlandish. Next thing she's going to claim that she's actually pregnant with Michael Jacksons frozen sperm because they were lovers and he thought she had the voice of an angel and that she wrote all of his hit songs. I really hope that she enters rehab or a mental ward soon, as much as I enjoy watching this train wreck chug along faster and faster it's getting a bit out of control.

Anonymous said...

Sad. Get her some help! Please!

Anonymous said...

Thank you for bringing the comment section back.

Heather said...

UGH! I actually had twins and it was obvious at my 11 week ultrasound that there were TWO babies in there. It wasn't a little round hole. What a stupid bitch! I started showing at 12 weeks, granted I'm not super skinny but I would think that would make it MORE obvious! She makes me so mad with her LIES!

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