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Thursday, March 11

postheadericon Tila's pregnancy predictions....

Alright you guys...so I've decided to come forth and bring to you all my full psychic ability. Many of you may not have known that I can read tea leaves from the palm of your hand, and that I am proficient in reading the ancient roman tarot....It won't surprise you to find out that I have a masters in being able to read and decipher pure bullshit....so here goes...predictions on the future route of Tila's pregnancy by a certified psychic gnome....

1. She's going to claim that she did in fact lose her baby when that mean old hater chair attacked fell on her, and she dented her head.
2. She's going to say that she's decided to subject herself to the trials and trauma of In Vitro because she is still devastated over the loss of Casey, and she made a promise to her.....
3. It's going to come out that this "pregnancy" is all for a TV show...probably backed by the very disturbed respectable Joe Francis. And she will in turn be exploiting what countless women struggle with and can never have.....not because she wants a baby...but simply because she wants to prove a point and attempt to make a buck.
4. This "tv show" will probably be hosted on her blog....

*opens eyes*
These are just a few that are coming to the forefront of my brain....I'll get back to you after I finish this 5th of whiskey....

*drops the mic*

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL but what about the whole you need to wait awhile before getting preggers again? How will she say the Dr's said it was ok? This bitch is a wack job 100%..

This is Trixie = )

Anonymous said...

You forgot to add, that she was not saying she was having twins....but she is now adopting twins....boys

The belly you can see hiding under the dress is in fact pizza.

Razb's "deal" was to get her pregnant!!

and if i ever see those stupid glasses either on Tila / Mr Bradshaw or Leo i will scream (which i know has no relevance to this topic but i had to mention)

tizerri said...

It doesn't take a gnome to figure out these will be her next lies. (pun intended!) ;p

There will be a few problems, when she claims #1 - she said she was 13 weeks pregnant on 1/30. She dented her head about 2/14, which would make her 15 weeks pregnant. (On 2/15 she tweeted about stomach pains and signs the doctors said to watch for). If she had a miscarriage at 15 weeks, she would have to have a D&C. Even if she lied about how far she was, she may have to have one, but either way she would bleed for a week or so. Yet she left a few days later for a 24 hour flight to AU. AND MIGHT I ADD, she showed up to LAX in WHITE LEGGINGS.... who wears white leggings when they are bleeding (and you can't wear a tampon) Also, a dented head won't cause a miscarriage, so please please if she trys to claim #1, point out these things!!!!

Love the blog :)

Anonymous said...

LOL I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU

Terri said...

one of the top reasons for miscarriage is drug use, especially cocaine!!! things that make you go hmmmm.

Terri said...

and alcohol use. It so happens that is one of the top reasons for a chair attacking you also!

Devin Sharon said...

Jesus, I hope this nut doesn't have children - now or later. There are a whole host of bad habits and bad genes that she'd send on to her innocent kid. At least Nadya Sulman, though absolutely sick, actually gives a shit about children. If Tila were to have a kid it would be like a new purse for her, and nothing more.

The Gnome said...

@devin
lulz at a new purse!!! i agree completely!!!
she'd actually probably rather have a coach bag...but she realizes that a baby is going to garner her more publicity at the time being...
and THAT is what is truly disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Gnome: You are the best!!!...You should write a book about this little C liar.

Anonymous said...

I agree...those were my predictions too! I am going to say that she is not going to use in vitro route though...too many records. I am sure she convinced one of the sad little boys from her "army" to sleep with her, so that we can have a whole new round of ruining random male celebrities lives with "Guess Tila's Baby Daddy" game. Sad

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