I'd love to walk up and laugh right in her face!  We all knew Miss Hogul's Celebrity Rehab stunt was to TRY and get some publicity via TMZ and I'm sure it's given her a little.  Like she said herself, any press is good press ... no matter what it says about her.

Funny enough, we called all of this.  IF indeed she WAS offered a spot on CR we knew from the day the info was released via TMZ that the show could possibly be canceled.  Of course Tila said everyone was "juss jelis" and that it was just a RUMOR and that she had already been filming for it and would be leaving soon (would be tomorrow) to go do some bad acting into her recovery documented via CR. 


But alas, Mister Producer Man called gutterslut a few days back and broke the news to her.


Isn't it funny that we know what she's going to do BEFORE she does it?  I mean how worn out is this bitch that she just has to keep saying the saaaaame shit oooover and oooooover.  It seems that when she's humiliated and doesn't know what else to do she always goes into a "I'm leaving!!!" tantrum.  You know what I mean? Everyone has been in a relationship where you're faggy other half ALWAYS throws this sort of shit around in need of attention.  So would it surprise you to see THIS this morning on Skelewhore's Twitter!?!?

"... but "Celebrity Rehab" has been put on ice because they just can't find a big star with a big problem."  "Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner."

Oooooh gooodness!!!   Tila, once again, is the ONLY person that thinks she's ANYONE in Hollywood.  They blatantly say that she's a nobody!  They go on to talk about Lindsay Lohan.  It all makes sense why Tila was trying so desperately to get her attention.  She NEEDED LiLo to take on CR so that SHE could KEEP her TV deal.  Poooor Thien Thing Twat Thong just keeps trying to swim above water but everything she touches turns into quicksand and it is drowning her.  The only person she's fooling with all of these outlandish tales is herself and perhaps a few underage children who have shitty parents and need something, someone to believe in.  She COULD have been a role model and really been an inspiration to these kids that need guidance, instead she'd rather show them how awesome it is to get naked, do drugs, and constantly lie for attention.

... YOU  Tila! Hahahahaha. Yes, let me catch my breath from laughing at this bizarre adventure of the Casa and Tila extravaganza!!!

Ok, so ... three days ago I recall the lovebirds rekindling their previously mutually revoked week long "marriage".


"Ok Thank GOD for wifi internet on Plane. I have officially file a restraining order against you, and you will be arrested the minute you step off of my airplane. SO get ready, You're going to need bail money when ur in jail in NYC today. Restraining order filed."

Hahahahaha!  Ooooh goodness.  My sides hurt from laughing at just how fuckin' stupid this cunt is.  Seriously, does she NOT know that a restraining order is NOT that easy to get?  I mean, you certainly don't just go to a website and POW have police officers waiting to escort a dude off the plane who obviously had a valid ticket to get onto the fucker in the first place.  It's a great read gang, check it:


So WHAT happened on the plane TRS? Well, I'd have hoped the whore got escorted off for being a psycho and making a scene but it looks like after her mania attack she just passed the fuck out.

Awww, how cute!  I find it quite sick that Tila ALWAYS has a way to interpret children into EVERYTHING that she does.  I think it's just repulsive at how obsessed she is with trying to look super young to draw attention from the pedophile playground as well as trying to influence the super young with her trashiness.  With all of these child allegations why would she WANT to even post something like this:

Ok...so we all know that a lot can happen in anyones life in the span of 24 hours...an axis can shift, poles can reverse, babies can be born, dreams can me made or destroyed....blah blah blah....BUT if you're Tila Tequila, it only takes you 8 hours and the whole fucking solar system can practically stop orbiting the sun.....
I read through her latest round of tweets, and I swear to God I've seen a puppy with a straighter train of thought...I did my best to pull out the high points...but fuck, there was a lot of shit to cover.....

So first...we have Tila proclaiming that she's NOT going back to LA...but rather going to go live in Texas to be with her "one and only"...Keep in mind this is a woman, who by all rhyme and reason should STILL be mourning the fiance she was so madly in love with...




Next we have her asking her very YOUNG and VERY naive fan Lissy (FROM GERMANY) to come live with her...then 2 tweets later, she retracts her offer....(Just so you guys know...THIS part is actually very sad to me...I feel soooo sad for Lissy...she worships this pathetic waste of skin, and all Tila can do is take her hopes and dreams and shit on them)....




Here, we have Tila talking about her adoption again...only THIS time, she states that she's IN THE MIDDLE of adopting this Russian child, and that "the process takes about a year, so I have time..." although, if you remember correctly, she stated that she was going to go to Russia after her Australian tour, and that not only was she APPROVED, but that the adoption was almost done....



Then she states that her and her baby daddy are going to get tattoo's when she gets home....(um...newsflash gremlin, pregnant women CAN NOT get tattoos....and NO tattoo artist would even think about doing it)




This is quite possibly the best couple of tweets out of this rant that there is.....she decides she's getting married!!! (wonder who the poor sapped she conned is)....THEN she completely changes directions and proclaims to the world that she was beat up recently!!! *GASP* (since when does throwing yourself down, and hitting your stomach with a chair qualify as abuse?)




And last but not least we get to witness her having a simple little domestic discussion with her soon to be hubby....because after all, doesn't everyone argue with their significant others via twitter?



Whew....I'm honestly not sure what to do or say here.....do I offer congrats or condolences? I can't even keep track of how many times her brain switched gears....
One thing's to be said....this whore gets crazier and crazier as each hour ticks by, I'll be expecting the drug induced crash rants as soon as her plane touches down.....

UPDATE:This is the tweet where she stated she was SINGLE...about 8 hours prior to her happy engagement

This girl Lissy self proclaims her love of Tila. It's sad because she honestly, seriously, is creepily obsessed with Tila. Tila even leads her along by making a phone call to the girl and acting like she was her friend. It was her way of proving to everyone what a good person she was. If only world peace were a phone call away, huh Tila? I see a child here ... no matter what this girls age is she is obviously a young, vulnerable, impressionable, child mentally. She has built a shrine for Tila and sits in front of it singing a song that she so sweetly and whole-heartedly wrote for Casey Johnson. She admits she can't sing and screetches her way though a painful soul pouring experience ... all in the name of a famewhore who uses girls like THAT for press. Fuck you Tila, your day is coming to scathing cunt.

THIS is the kind of kids @officialtila is mentally abusing with her lies and manipulation!! Notice the fuckin' shrine too! Sick!

UPDATE: I now know that Lissy is 15. Sick Tila .. seriously sick. Then I learned of this 14 year old boy is begging her to go on Ustream while on the phone with her. He has the Ustream screen up on his computer. Keep in mind, this is where she strips and pulls tampons out of her rancid pussy. Can you fuckin' believe this shit? I am fucking HEATED more than ever. I AM reporting this to anyone that will listen to me.