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Tuesday, June 1

postheadericon Update on CR and Tila


I'd love to walk up and laugh right in her face!  We all knew Miss Hogul's Celebrity Rehab stunt was to TRY and get some publicity via TMZ and I'm sure it's given her a little.  Like she said herself, any press is good press ... no matter what it says about her.

Funny enough, we called all of this.  IF indeed she WAS offered a spot on CR we knew from the day the info was released via TMZ that the show could possibly be canceled.  Of course Tila said everyone was "juss jelis" and that it was just a RUMOR and that she had already been filming for it and would be leaving soon (would be tomorrow) to go do some bad acting into her recovery documented via CR. 


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But alas, Mister Producer Man called gutterslut a few days back and broke the news to her.

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Source:  TMZ

Isn't it funny that we know what she's going to do BEFORE she does it?  I mean how worn out is this bitch that she just has to keep saying the saaaaame shit oooover and oooooover.  It seems that when she's humiliated and doesn't know what else to do she always goes into a "I'm leaving!!!" tantrum.  You know what I mean? Everyone has been in a relationship where you're faggy other half ALWAYS throws this sort of shit around in need of attention.  So would it surprise you to see THIS this morning on Skelewhore's Twitter!?!?


For fuckin' real?  She's done this like seriously 10 times since Feb.  Ridiculous.  Broken fuckin' record.  We get it already, you've run the fuck out of material.  You do this every fuckin' few weeks.  I mean, next you'll be hinting at pregnancy again.  I personally vote for the suicide attention play with the airguns pointed to your head and in your mouth.  Those get me all giddy!

So all in all she's now back peddling and going to try and just erase the "I have a problem and need help" scheme.  She, of course, had to pretend like she willingly pulled out of Celebrity Rehab because the show is on hold due to ... wait ... let me catch my breath ...

"... but "Celebrity Rehab" has been put on ice because they just can't find a big star with a big problem."  "Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner."

Oooooh gooodness!!!   Tila, once again, is the ONLY person that thinks she's ANYONE in Hollywood.  They blatantly say that she's a nobody!  They go on to talk about Lindsay Lohan.  It all makes sense why Tila was trying so desperately to get her attention.  She NEEDED LiLo to take on CR so that SHE could KEEP her TV deal.  Poooor Thien Thing Twat Thong just keeps trying to swim above water but everything she touches turns into quicksand and it is drowning her.  The only person she's fooling with all of these outlandish tales is herself and perhaps a few underage children who have shitty parents and need something, someone to believe in.  She COULD have been a role model and really been an inspiration to these kids that need guidance, instead she'd rather show them how awesome it is to get naked, do drugs, and constantly lie for attention.


43 comments:

Tony said...

Great post, you awesome ladies called it days ago. I left a comment on her blog that if she did, in fact, go into Rehab what a positive message she would send to her impressionable Army of teenagers. That's so effed up! Now these kids think if okay to drugs and that their "leader" can handle it maybe I can too! I despise that skank.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

I really, truly believe we are closing in on her finish line. Pardon the pun.

Seagal said...

but "Celebrity Rehab" has been put on ice because they just can't find a big star with a big problem." "Most important ... we're told there isn't a big headliner."


That line was complete music to my ears..LMAO She has now been told by TMZ and VH1 that she is not a star and that she is a NOBODY.

My day has been made. I feel like dancing and singing..lol

And a HUGE "AHA" moment when it was Lindsey that was offered a show if she did rehab and NOT the lil' hogul.

Life is great!

Mason McDuffie said...

Thank you once again. I dislike using the word hate to describe how I feel about her but it is all to fitting. She is a hate monger herself who lies and insults all of humanity. Keep up the good work.

justmyopinion said...

I find it hilarious that the first time she has access to an actual exclusive (CR is cancelled) she doesn't even post it... just lets every other blog report it

Drexel Spivey said...

It must really be eating her up that they offered Blohan a million bucks and a show to do it and she turned them down.

Rotty (TRS) said...

@Sheriff Gauncent -

I think so too! I'm gettin' sooo excited!!

Joann said...

You're right on point again Fatty. Tila was using Lindsay to keep her spot on CR4. She could care less about Lindsay's well being.

Tila reads this blog everyday but she refuses to believe us when we tell her mainstream media doesn't want her because she has no credible talent and is basically a nobody in their eyes.

She can't even put together a good gossip site, yet she thinks people are saying these things about her because we are jealous. OF WHAT...she has nothing to be jealous of. SMH

The fame she got from Myspace is over and done. This is a new era and she does not have a place in it. She's trying to stay relevant but she has nothing to stay relevant with.

As I said before Tila, do your porn movies, that is where your real "talent" lies.

LOL at TMZ's "We Got No Big Drunks".

Clementine said...

She's been off line for about 7 hours now, no doubt on some binge that will result is some awesome trainwreck blogging/twittering.

I totally called the Lilo thing a few posts back. Her only chance of getting back on tv was if a big star signed on, so even she knows that she is worthless in Hollywood! How is she going to pay her rent on her apartmansion now!

Did you know that some MTV channels are only NOW just airing A shot at love? This would explain why every now and then her facebook has a spike in people telling her how sexy and hot she is...they are JUST now seeing that show for the first time!

BKiddo said...

Man, I'm with Seagal,
Major "A-Ha" moment.
I just thought that she was suckin' up to LiLo to try and have some small flicker of PR.
This also explains why she started talking smack about LiLo soon after.
The bitch brought up Whitney Houston yesterday, wonder if she thinks she can get Whitney on board.
She better what who she messes with, cause "Whitney will cut a bitch!"--lol, I love Whitney.

Rotty (TRS) said...

I wrote this one Miss Joann. I'll have to wrestle Fatty in a jello pool tonight now over her trying to bask in my glory. Ooooh I'm sooo excited!

For real though, she is getting SO predictable!

Alabama Worley said...

Okay so this is why she did the open letter to Lindsay. This was her ploy to make BFF's with her new bunk mate (as Lindsay was offered 1 mil and a show afterwards). She was trying to ride her tail in order to be noticed more.

Ah pathetic.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

I'm predicting now that obviously she is getting some sleep. Yes, even meth heads have to sleep every couple of days, that she will wake up and go on and ANGRY type of rant about a bunch of fucking nonsense. (it really doesn't matter cause she's all nonsense). Go on about her HUGE Europe tour. Probably invent another husband for a day. Then result going back to ustream after she sucks cock for more blow.

Joann said...

Oops...sorry TRS(Potty), that was you.

The skank is rubbing off on me. That's my cue to step back for a minute or two and cleanse myself. lol

Drexel Spivey said...

You gotta love this tidbit from dlisted on why no one wants to sign on for CR4.

"The main problem is that Tila Tequila is in that cast. Who in their right (or even cracked out) mind would move into a house with that shady goblin? AND a house that is free of booze and the bad shit? TORTURE! That's not rehab, that's a room in Hostel. Even the Surgeon General warns bitches that if you're going to be in the presence of Tila Tequila, you better freebase something mind-altering before, during and after.

So Dr. Drew needs to drop Tila off under the bridge he found her, because he should be trying to get junkies to run away from the pipe. Not the other way around."

Fatty McFatterson said...

Oh Heavenly Father, thank you!!!! OMG, the lol's keep coming!

So, the Mogul found out Lindsay was offered the big money and her own show, so she decided to go with that big lie for herself. BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! Now that the show is canceled (yeah, for all intents and purposes it really is), she figures her Army of Morons and Halfwits will never know the truth that she was never offered her own show or the big bucks, it was Tila living vicariously through Lindsay.

That whole shout out to Whitney now makes more sense now. I couldn't understand why the diabolical little midget was honoring crackhead Whitney...well, because Whitney might just hear about the honor and contact her and Tila could then try to convince her that Celeb Rehab is the place all the cool kids hang out.

I do have to say, I am immensely disappointed in Dr. Drew and the whole Celeb Rehab franchise. I haven't watched for a while, but I really thought that at the very least Dr. Drew was trying to bring rehab into the mainstream and to remove the stigma, make it 'cool' so to speak for addicts to embrace recovery. Paying celebs to be on the show never really sat right with me, but I respected the message and obviously hoped that some of those folks would turn their lives around. The fact that they have delayed the show because they couldn't get a big headliner is very distressing. If you promise people rehab, you should follow through. It sends a message of exploitation if you don't.

Take note Army of Morons and Halfwits: I have always respected Dr. Drew . Now that it appears he's not what he represented, I will look upon him with a jaundiced eye, until he proves otherwise. THIS is the way you treat celebrities. They are fallible and they may present a facade, so you need to use your critical thinking skills to judge where their true intentions and motives lay. If they continue to do and say questionable and less than credible things, you have to adjust your thinking, otherwise you become a part of the problem.

rockitqueen said...

I know I'm going to get bashed for this (and I totally deserve it), but I actually kind of like 9head's posts. *ducks*

Adtastic said...

Anyone else notice that Thien's "army" consists only of foreign teens with a bad grasp of english? And of course 9head. Heh

Jen said...

Awesome post girl!! I checked Dr. Drew's twitter & he wrote a few weeks back that he isn't involved with casting but that he spoke with VH1 and apparently the cast is filled & they've already begun filming and everything else written is just rumours. Hmmmm.... the plot thickens...

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Well it looks like methy is getting some sleep. I would say beauty rest but that would be an insult to rest in itself. This is on cue 'cause she said herself that it's a holiday weekend so she would be staying up all weekend. Let's see what type of mood she wakes up in. Of course after the sugar fix. All meth heads need 'em. Or ramen noodles. You choose.

Seagal said...

Please no one smack me but Dr. Drew has nothing to do with the casting of the show. It is all done by VH1 and not him. I like him and honestly feel that he realy wants to help these people. I feel he is a Good Guy.

Ray said...

They probably offered her the chance of a show IF she could get Lohan to join CR too and the hogul had to stay clean.

And of course she just heard the bit about her and a show, and ran with it as usual.

interesting to see whats going to happen within the next few months.I honestly see her getting locked up ala Brittany style. could you just picture the hogul with shaved hair LOL she has a weird shaped head with hair :)

The Jezebel said...

aww...i actually feel bad for tila malt liquor she actually would of been sober for at least a lil while with this stint with CR...awww bahaha that feeling didn't last long *back to bein a jelis hat3r*

cant make this shit up said...

Love this post..I am so annoyed at the little midget.. I am now officially blocked from "replying" on her flog....OH Well. It doesnt hurt my feelings. Was just asking her if the Atty General has contacted her yet. I put a post up about Celine Dion having twins and she used that and made a post about it but didnt credit me.. Maybe I will sue. LOL..

Lisa said...

She made some reference to going SOMEWHERE on her Twatter oage:

"I'm leaving SOON! Ahhhhhhhhh send me some love! LOL Cuz I'm about to take u all on a crazy ride with me! xox"

So either she's still continuing with this charade of going on CR, OR she's going to rehab, anyway, on VH1's dime. I cannot imagine she'd agree to do anything without a camera following her, but I guess we'll know soon enough.

Ray said...

@Lisa
If she does that and really meant it and tryed to get better, i honestly would be happy for her,she cant be happy atm, she must be crazy or just delusional or so doped up she's both.

BUT i dont think she would just quietly get help unless she gets payed or can use it for her own personal gain.

Kinda sad in a way, but if you lie and just treat people like objects to help yourself out for fame or $$profit,you have to expect "jelis haterz" .
signed
Jeliz h8er :)

Ray said...

Hey forgot to ask is that zombie hogul up the top left hand side turning more undead slowly? I'm sure it is, i better take some SS to compare it to next week :) lol

Alabama Worley said...

I just wanted to add that Dr. Drew is only a family DR he is not an addiction specialist or a psychotherapist. I *like* his character but he's just a Dr that Holly wood (much like Dr. Phil) has given credit to and bought into because he says the obvious things in an intellectual tone.

I enjoyed sober house when Steven was on, because it was honest on how it is to live with a heroin addict but I wish they would have been a BIT more honest that the reason "therapy" and alt drugs (methadone etc) don't work is because it's damn near impossible to come off of methadone (look it up)this is why people relapse and then typically end up getting sober by themselves. It's a vicious process. Steven is very much a product of the drug and the system.

Dr. Drew doesn't cast, the media company does but the people cast must meet the criteria for detox/rehab. Dr Drew can listen and script out meds but like any rehab there are several people you speak to (addiction specialist, therapist and doctor). We only see Dr. Drew and his assistant because they are working in Hollywood (he has love line) and the rest work with agencies too. This doesn't mean they are less than what they seem, because everyone goes to Hollywood to live the dream but it shouldn't be forgotten or overlooked.

Anyway sorry about the rant but it drives me crazy that people buy into the hype of reality tv.

If Tila did go away she is probably entering detox as she's admitted to over using scripts. They won't allow rehab till after you have detoxed which takes at least 5 days in around the clock medical care. Either way it'll be interesting if she does end up to see her body remorph back to healthy.

Isis said...

@cant make this shit up

You will sue with your powerful attorneys. To which you have.

Anna said...

Oh my gosh! I found an article pretty much detailing her "career" since Day 1. It's titled "Tila's Trainwreck Timeline"

It also has a close up picture of her...I never noticed she had freckles, although it looks like age spots in the picture.

http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2010/06/02/tilas_trainwreck_timeline.php

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Yep! I called it. This bitch is so predictable. She's talking on twitter now about going to London.

gigglingmonk said...

@Alabama Worley
Actually, Dr. Drew is an addiction specialist. Yahoo had an article on him and some other tv doctors a few weeks ago.
Heres a link to prove it(from the all powerful wiki!)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Pinsky#Credentials

Ericka said...

Any info on the trip to London she claims to be taking to today?

Joann said...

Since CR4 is on hold and Tila said on her twitter today she's off to London, I wonder why she didn't put up her itinerary for her "fans" like she did when she went to NY.

Anyone knows where she's appearing in London?

Steven Clarke said...

The show might go on. CR4 is in negotiations with Liza Moneli (spelling) as their headliner.

starfish said...

if tila is truly abusing meth or drugs, she really does need rehab. i also celeb rehab being cancelled because they cant find enough big stars. im sure they can find enough Z-list stars who need help...

Ben said...

If she goes to London without announcing the dates for her strip club karaoke shows how are people going to know to attend?

I'd love to see Mittens fly all the way from amsterdam to see her and have her snub him cause she's high. It'd be like a kid finding out Santa Claus wasn't real, and had STDs.

RNB007 said...

If she goes on CR I will break the TV in my room and I will hate to do so! I just got a new 42" Samsung HD.
Tila ruins everything! I will just send her the bill since she is a Billionaire Mogul,Boss B!tch, POW! And all!
RNB007 :)

BKiddo said...

Our local news reported that they may try to get Sarah Ferguson on CR4 too.
I've always liked Sarah, I hope if she does go on, that she kicks ass and has a great life.

BKiddo said...

I also stopped by to see what kind of wacky mess our favorite StuporGirl has gotten herself into this time. lol!

Sheriff Gauncent said...

@Steven Liza has said no as of today.

Is it such a horrible thing that I want no help for Tila and hope she spirals to a kick ass death? Because then I can go get a "real" hobby besides ACTUALLY watching someone like this ACTUALLY die right before our eyes and it's fun!

Lisa said...

@Anna - the picture gallery that accompanies that article is horrifying.

At the risk of being flayed, I'll totally admit that in a lot of the early pictures she looks actually kind of adorable. Healthy and cute. And the last pictures are of her in that RIDICULOUS dress and hair, looking like a bleached chicken carcass.

Drugs are BAD, mmmkay?

RNB007 said...

Ambien, XTC, now Pain meds? Which is it? Dang she is also OCD! Pick one!

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