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Showing posts with label stupid Tila. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid Tila. Show all posts
Thursday, August 26
OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
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Wednesday, August 11
Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
Many of you who follow me on Twitter know my well documented tweets on my 6 year old having bipolar disorder. In my first post here, as a guest writer, I pointed out all the things Tila has used for press or made fun of. She seemingly hits the bullseye on things that have affected me personally. This one takes the cake, readers. Bear with me as I not only rip this bitch a new one, but give some education on bipolar disorder to those who do not see it every heart breaking day. I do not ask for pity, I ask for those to gain knowledge and understanding, including Tila Army. We'll start with her latest episode, since it's got the most "info" from her and though she's mentioned it before, it's never been so... appalling and insane.

K, so gutter whore starts her "upper" ranting with TYPING IN ALL CAPS. Because you know, when bipolar highs kick in, you can't help but e-shout at people. She goes from suicidal (again? Was this Garry's fault too?) one night to so giddy she can't help but amuse her ghetto ass. A) Bipolar does not work in days and nights. It also does not work minute to minute. It's been glamorized as a disease in the movies where you laugh then cry, then shoot a bitch the next second. Many symptoms never go away at all - hallucinations, hearing things and suicidal/homicidal thoughts are there. Swings of bipolar are about being in control of them. Only with medication can you control the worst aspects and by controlling those, hope the others fade out. It's not "fun". You don't feel "better" because you felt worse before. I'm speaking light to moderate. It's much worse when, like me, you deal with moderate to severe when you constantly fear for your family's safety because they are not controlled.

The Tila Army seems to love her regardless of her bipolar. Go fuck yourselves. Yeah, I said it. You know why? Because if she was bipolar, you are sitting there backing her up for not being medicated while she's admitting to having suicidal issues. We know she's not and for that, it makes you look like dumbfucks for not only believing this bullshit, but PRAISING it. "For those diagnosed bipolar" they have no fucking clue what Tila is talking about. Because she is trying to make up symptoms straight down the list in Wikipedia of symptoms and signs and theories. Bipolar isn't diagnosed by tests. It's diagnosed based on behaviors and thoughts. Bipolar does not mean "intense happiness". It's actually an incredibly heightened state of hyperactivity. When it happens for bipolars who do experience it, it's incredibly terrifying. They cannot control racing hearts and racing thoughts. Many experience extreme anxiety from the highs because unlike some disorders they are completely aware that they cannot control themselves.It's not a blessing, it's a continual lifelong battle to stay as normal as possible. It's a lifelong battle for families to advocate for their family members. But her comment on "consistently crazy" is quite telling since bipolar is never consistent, you can be episode free for days or even weeks and then be so bad, you need hospitalization on the drop of a dime.
Society doesn't label people with mental disorders and illnesses, doctors do. For good cause. It's to get them under control so they are not a danger to themselves or anyone else. Advocating people to stop taking medication seems to be Tila's mantra. She "got" Casey to stop taking hers and look how well that turned out. For the love of children of the Tila Army - bipolar has such a large range, will you really take the advice of a stranger who has never met you, to stop taking medications that were prescribed for you to function? Tila is not a fucking doctor, hell - she's so stank she can't even snag one to infect and infest.Now, onto the middle tweet in there - "I was diagnosed Bi-polar B". WHAT THE FUCK IS BIPOLAR B? It's bipolar type 1 and 2. Never has it even been written that there is a type B. This is the same dumb bitch who said she was diagnosed with multiple personality disorder - a phrase they haven't used in about 20 years. Bipolar B never existed. So we have another fake diagnosis while telling, probably what should be the smarter of Tila Army in BeyondBettyJean to stop taking meds, bipolar is a blessing and it stifles personality. Welllllllllllll - if my son's personality is to think about hacking people up (a child who has never seen a PG rated movie, plays only Pixar/Dreamworks video games), hear things and see things outside a two story window, well I guess Tila knows best. I guess if a bipolar person's "creativity" is stifled by those pesky times when they go so low they cannot get out of bed, or those pesky times they go so high up, they freeze in fear... by all means, I guess people should stop being medicated. Then again, we've already found at least one stalker liar in Tila's little army, maybe BeyondBettyJean is one of those "I am whatever Tila says she is, so she'll tweet me" bitches.
In the last of the rambling, she goes onto another Wiki mention in the theory that some creative people may have been bipolar. It was first discussed by a novelist in the early 90's, who made the argument. This was never proven or given any serious thought in the scientific field. In fact, research throughout has suggested just the opposite, in that creativity may be stifled by episodes. One of the traits in movies, suggests recklessness and grandiosity. While I agree on grandiosity, Tila is calculated. She knows the Army are sheep and can say anything outrageous and get a sympathetic response. As we see some of the stronger members of Tila Army leaving her behind, she claims spies, traitors and the like to detract other members for coming to their own realizations. There isn't a disease for everything - but when someone DOES have a disease, you don't make up your own version because every time some stupid bitch like Tila rants and raves, more people get wrong and dramatized versions of bipolar. It's hard enough to fight the good fight of advocacy for doctors, insurances, schooling and more without having people have in their heads some glamorous ideas from the movies or celebs faking shit.I've heard from literally dozens of people both during Tila's rants and throughout my son's trials this last 7 days. Many expressing ideas, thoughts, sympathies but also many, many people expressing their own trials either within their families or their own struggles. Trivializing something that affects so many (and I must mention, not a single is "grateful") is part of the reason it is so tough to get not only good treatment, but treatment at all.
Tuesday, August 3
Tila is still stupid...
First a big fat welcome to our new writers! YAY!!! Good stuff coming out, I really enjoyed your blogs!
Second, happy anniversary to the Rotspot!! Who knew Tila would still be lying and skanking around 6 months later? Oh, wait, we all did. Never mind.
Third, I just can't get over how stupid the Mogul is. If she's not making a story about her, then she's skewing it all out of proportion. Take the story hitting the airwaves of the French police breaking up an illegal demonstration by dragging pregnant women, mothers and their children. I've heard the same news stories regarding this incident as all of you. From what little I've seen of the youtube video, it's not quite up to Rodney King standards of beat downs, but certainly could have been handled more humanely. I've read that mothers were using their children as shields to gain sympathy for their cause. That, I don't know. See the video below.
The Hogul decides to take up the migrant women's battle cry, and of course, she can't get a story straight to save her life. Read Tila's outlandish take on it here, and then we'll recrap...

it’s a WHOLE OTHER THING TO KICK DOWN PREGNANT WOMEN TO THE POINT OF UN-CONCIOUSNESS!The news reporter said the woman "appeared unconscious". There was no mention, or actions depicted to suggest she was "kicked down". And it was one woman, not multiple women.
They even dragged little infants on the floor and underneath their mother’s on top of them!I know what she's trying to describe, but for fuck's sake, how long has English been your first language, skank? 'underneath their mother's on top of them'? Did you have a cock in your mouth when Bradshaw tried to take dictation for this story?
They killed MANY infant babies as well as these pregnant women!I searched all over for evidence that people were killed. I found none in the current news stories. Sensationalism much?
I”M SICK OF THE GOVERNMENT TRYING TO SCARE THE AMERICANS AND TRYING TO MAKE US MORE IGNORANT SO WE CANNOT STAND UP AGAINST THEM!You're giving the government too much credit. You're already as ignorant as you're ever going to get, and you did that on your own.
I suggest y'all take a pee break now, because Tila's own brand of crazy just entered the building!
DID YOU GUYS KNOW THAT IN THE AMMENDMENT, THE PEOPLE HAS THE RIGHTS TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT ANYTIME IF WE, THE PEOPLE, FEEL THAT THEY ARE NOT DOING A GOOD JOB????What "ammendment" has the people the right to overthrow the government? (notice the Tila way I worded that? Fucking genius of me, if I do say so myself!). There is NOTHING in the Constitution, which is considered the law of the the land, that says anything about giving the people the right to overthrow the government. You may be thinking of the Declaration of Independence which gives the "right to revolution" against oppressive governments, but that is hardly an ammendment and even less a legal recourse, and if you think you and your Tila Army are going to overthrow the government anytime soon, well Tila, I have a $30,000 penthouse in Trump Towers for you...oh wait, you already bought a $2 million one.
Oh, and Tila? Just one little itty bitty detail you forgot in your rant. This happened in France, not the US. Yep, France. You know, where you purchase those vats of eau de Hookertrampcocksucker parfum that you slather all over your cottage cheese-filled yeasty vag before your 'tours'.
It gets better folks...you thought I was making a funny about Tila and her Army protesting, well here it is, straight from the whore's mouth...
TILA ARMY, WE MUST MARCH AND PROTEST FOR HUMAN RIGHTS, BORN FREE, AND GET OUR FREEDOM BACK! FUCK POLICE BRUTALITY!!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA! I can just see Mittee now, leading his own platoon of Morons and Halfwits down the streets of France, wearing their glittery onesie uniforms, while Tila gyrates on the ground with her wonky tits hypnotizing all who are unfortunate enough to be in striking distance.
Did I mention no story on the Flog wouldn't be the same without Tila somehow turning it into a public relations opportunity for Tila? Well, here's my proof:
As a matter of fact, when I was just in London for my UK Promo Tour,Allow me to digress here for a sec, because I really want to know what the hell she was 'promoting' on this promotion tour. Is there some new STD that no one knows about and so Tila has to spread the word and the disease? I've heard a couple of her insipid interviews and she waffles between the UK Neighborhood Tour being a promo for her Flog and a promo for her 'music career' (heheheheheheheh, that always makes me giggle....a music career....).
Back to our regularly scheduled crap....
Tila ends with this graphic sentence:
HERE IS THE VIDEO OF THE POLICE STOMPING ON PREGNANT WOMEN AND DRAGGING INFANTS ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR UNTIL THEIR SKIN FALLS OFF AND THEY DIED! NOT WARNING: NOT FOR WEAK HEARTS:Where the hell did she hear that the babies were dragged on the ground until their skin fell off and they died? How the fuck do you conjure all that from 50 seconds of bad quality video?
I commend Tila for trying to tell a serious story, but she fails so badly in reporting facts, that the story is more a fairy tale and completely unbelievable by the time she gets done with it. Add her cockeyed government rant that has no place in the middle of the story (similarly, her cockeyed nipples have no place on the floor of the red carpet), and you have overall bad blogging and grand stupidity. Of course the Army are lapping it all up, as they tend to do. Not a fucking brain amongst the lot of them.
Take a minute and think of the ramifications of a perspective like Tila's. This is hardly the first time Tila's penchant for over-the-top embellishing a story has been proven. Sure, this is a horrible story, but it's not 'horrible' enough for Tila. She needs to rachet up the drama and horror to ensure a captive audience. I wonder if the Shawn Merriman story was even 1/10 the truth that Tila ascribed to it. In light of some very serious allegations against one of her former 'staff' members, I have to wonder if anyone in her circle is truly safe from her evil.
Friday, June 11
EXCLUSIVE!!! Tila wins. She's added a bunch of new members to the army!
Well folks, I just can't keep up. Tila has managed to add a whole 'nother group of folks to her Army. She's growing by leaps and bounds, and little humble me is just floundering in the flotsam and jetsam trying to stay afloat. People are climbing onboard the Tila Army wagon train, and pledging their allegiance to their 'Angel'. Here's Tila's lastest blog about adding these new family members.

They included a video of the whole group telling Tila how much they love her. So sweet....
Tila's really going to town on this Satan stuff. See below where she introduces BuzzFeed to the rest of the Army. She talks about how they're the BEST PEOPLE. Somehow that makes me feel like us jelis haterz are all BAD! *sob*

Hmmmm. But wait a minute, something seems not quite right. BuzzFeed posted this a few hours ago. I thought they were BESTIES with Tila and Company. My oh my, this doesn't bode well for our little whore-friend...

Can it possibly get better??? YES MY JELIS HATERZ, IT CAN!!! Omg. I am almost beside myself with glee!!! My poor fat heart can't take the excitement!!! Without further ado, I give to you, the single BEST, MOST SMARTEST, MOST AWESOMEST comment ever posted on Tila's insipid blog!!! OMG, I might pee my pants....and here it is!!! Is seems our friends at buzzfeed left a comment for Tila:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!!!! OMG. They totally pranked the bitch!!! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE TILA!!!! I wonder how it feels to be pranked so royally? I guess I got a taste of that last weekend when I spent 5 fucking hours on the phone trying to get her crazy ass help when she pulled off the SUICIDE HOAX.
Wednesday, June 9
YAY!!!! She FINALLY hit 1 million visits!!
Three and a half weeks ago Tila told us she hit the 1 million visits mark on her blog. The next week, it was 2 million visits. The third week it was 3 million visits. Last week, on the 4th week, she claimed she was at 2 million visits (how she lost a million visits in a week, I don't know, must have been that new-age mogul math). But now, I can say she's got the 1 million visits she bragged about oh so long ago!
Congratulations Tila!! You said you never lie, and gosh darn it, you don't. Sure it takes a while for the truth to catch up to your stories, but as this non-RealTime site meter, attached to YOUR blog shows, yep, you got your million. I just know that getting a million visits in one day is just around the corner, because everyone knows that you'll need at least that many to even think about dethrowning Perez. I'm sure he's shaking right now. Poor dear.
Good thing you had that suicide hoax thing, that certainly brought your numbers up a notch. Hell it could have been another two weeks before you hit that milestone!!!
Friday, May 21
Dear Diary, Tila takes a hostage!!
First off, let me just start this post off with....
Curious and Curiouser....Now...Moving right along.
Last night, the porn muppet decided she would reveal to the world, what it looks like
Really, you just have to watch the video to see how into the dirty bitch he is. My personal favorite is where she's desperately clutching onto him like he's the last cheeseburger before a nuclear war.
Now come on guys, clearly you can see how he's tripping over himself to get the hell away from her in her crusty pants.
And honestly, how could this mug not turn the massesinto stone on?


And honestly, how could this mug not turn the masses

While I'm being completely honest (that's how I do fuckers)...I feel the urge to say that this bitches face is scarier than Medusa's...and that broad had snakes coming out of her skull....FUCKIN' SNAKES!!!!
Tila goes on to claim how they swapped numbers, but then immediately asks her army of tweens and perverts whether or not homie is married and/or dating anyone....

UPDATE: Hey Tila, just a heads up...it seems Mark Salling already is dating someone else---his talented & beautiful co-star Naya Rivera. **Special thanks to Peter for the 411...**
I also really enjoy the part where she doesn't know who he is...and if I could, I'd mushroom stamp the ho for even USING the name Leonardo DiCaprio...I've stabbed people I like more, for less....
Here's the gremlin and her latest victim. I suggest that Mr. Glee take himself home and dip himself in bleach and iodine...QUICKLY!!!

Ah the epitome of class.
P.S.- Here's the entire blog entry to spare you from having to go to the dirty leprechauns blog. Why? Because I heart you bitches.
Tila goes on to claim how they swapped numbers, but then immediately asks her army of tweens and perverts whether or not homie is married and/or dating anyone....

UPDATE: Hey Tila, just a heads up...it seems Mark Salling already is dating someone else---his talented & beautiful co-star Naya Rivera. **Special thanks to Peter for the 411...**
I also really enjoy the part where she doesn't know who he is...and if I could, I'd mushroom stamp the ho for even USING the name Leonardo DiCaprio...I've stabbed people I like more, for less....
Here's the gremlin and her latest victim. I suggest that Mr. Glee take himself home and dip himself in bleach and iodine...QUICKLY!!!

Ah the epitome of class.
P.S.- Here's the entire blog entry to spare you from having to go to the dirty leprechauns blog. Why? Because I heart you bitches.

Wednesday, May 19
Tila's too stupid to attempt a "Play on Words"
Good morning lovers!!!!
So, while here I sit, recovering from my drunken stupor from eves past, I tripped and stumbled over to the dirty leprechauns blog....(not to worry, I wore a full body condom).....
And because she fails at EVERYTHING, I don't know why I expected anything different....but I chuckled quietly to myself (or it could have been a bong hit) when I realized what I thought was a complete and utter fucking mess of retardism....only to realize that it was the porn muppets attempt to be comical. Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, Prince of Asia Throughout Time...? yeah? no? nothin? hmmm....
A little letter to you Tila dear, you're stupid. Completely and utterly no holds barred fucking stupid. I'm going to go ahead and give you a mulligan and say that maybe, JUST MAYBE you did attempt a play on words, albeit a pathetic failed attempt...but MAYBE.
I'm not completely convinced though that you didn't in fact write "Prince of Asia" and mean "Prince of Asia". Do yourself a favor you ill fitting twat-bandaid, and give it up already. You're not attractive, you're not funny, and you're not important. Here's me, just being a helper. It's what I do.
And just for shits and giggles, let's all point and laugh at yet another Tila Fail. *sighs happily*
Wednesday, May 12
Tila can't be THIS delusional? Can she? She puts the 'idjit' in midget!
There's lots of jumping up and down going on over at Tila's Cut & Paste Blog over a musical review that came out yesterday on Best Week Ever. Click here for the article.
The reviewer seems to know Tila the way we know Tila, genital warts and all, so the fact that he gave props to her Depeche Mode's single Blue Dress means it's either passably good or the guy's been hitting the wacky tobaccy... and hard. I listened to the track, but could not watch the accompanying video, as it was so god-awful raunchy and disgusting. Tila's vocal range is pretty narrow and she can't hit the lows or highs, but with some serious behind-the-music electronic wizardly, she might be able to sound adequate.
So, what's the big hullabaloo about? Well, dear readers, it's one of the reviewer's closing sentences:
Clearly, Miss Tila doesn’t have the pipes of an Alicia Keys or a Jennifer Hudson, but neither does Madonna.
With that simple statement, Tila ran with this headline over at her blog:
Madonna comparisons?????? Tila did you read the article? Madonna comparisons? OMG I just about rolled out of my chair laughing (good thing I'm not prego, or we'd have another Tila mischairage on our hands!) Tila doesn't seem to get that he said NEITHER Tila NOR Madonna could hit the notes of more accomplished singers. That's like saying neither Tila nor Madonna have 5 legs and 3 eyes. I wish he had said that then we can read Tila gushing about how a reviewer compared her body to Madonna's!
I'm not going to say more beyond this because this is the type of news I'd be wringing my hands in anticipation of Uncle Eddie's take.
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