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- ▼ May 2010 (69)
Wednesday, May 12
9:37 PM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
There's lots of jumping up and down going on over at Tila's Cut & Paste Blog over a musical review that came out yesterday on Best Week Ever. Click here for the article.
The reviewer seems to know Tila the way we know Tila, genital warts and all, so the fact that he gave props to
her Depeche Mode's single Blue Dress means it's either passably good or the guy's been hitting the wacky tobaccy... and hard. I listened to the track, but could not watch the accompanying video, as it was so god-awful raunchy and disgusting. Tila's vocal range is pretty narrow and she can't hit the lows or highs, but with some serious behind-the-music electronic wizardly, she might be able to sound adequate.
So, what's the big hullabaloo about? Well, dear readers, it's one of the reviewer's closing sentences:
Clearly, Miss Tila doesn’t have the pipes of an Alicia Keys or a Jennifer Hudson, but neither does Madonna.
With that simple statement, Tila ran with this headline over at her blog:
I'm not going to say more beyond this because this is the type of news I'd be wringing my hands in anticipation of Uncle Eddie's take.