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postheadericon EXCLUSIVE!!! Tila wins. She's added a bunch of new members to the army!


Well folks, I just can't keep up. Tila has managed to add a whole 'nother group of folks to her Army. She's growing by leaps and bounds, and little humble me is just floundering in the flotsam and jetsam trying to stay afloat. People are climbing onboard the Tila Army wagon train, and pledging their allegiance to their 'Angel'. Here's Tila's lastest blog about adding these new family members.



They included a video of the whole group telling Tila how much they love her. So sweet....


video

Tila's really going to town on this Satan stuff. See below where she introduces BuzzFeed to the rest of the Army. She talks about how they're the BEST PEOPLE. Somehow that makes me feel like us jelis haterz are all BAD! *sob*


Hmmmm. But wait a minute, something seems not quite right. BuzzFeed posted this a few hours ago. I thought they were BESTIES with Tila and Company. My oh my, this doesn't bode well for our little whore-friend...


Can it possibly get better??? YES MY JELIS HATERZ, IT CAN!!! Omg. I am almost beside myself with glee!!! My poor fat heart can't take the excitement!!! Without further ado, I give to you, the single BEST, MOST SMARTEST, MOST AWESOMEST comment ever posted on Tila's insipid blog!!! OMG, I might pee my pants....and here it is!!! Is seems our friends at buzzfeed left a comment for Tila:


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA!!!! OMG. They totally pranked the bitch!!! IN YOUR FUCKING FACE TILA!!!! I wonder how it feels to be pranked so royally? I guess I got a taste of that last weekend when I spent 5 fucking hours on the phone trying to get her crazy ass help when she pulled off the SUICIDE HOAX.

Oh, it's a fucking happy day in my house. I'm bookmarking buzzfeed right now. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

84 comments:

Sammi said...

*Gasps* (at the new reports being made about her)!!

Sammi said...

*SMH*

Eduardo Retardo said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh thank God I just finished my double chocolate Klondike bar, or I'd seriously be choking right about now.

gillianthemad1013 said...

Oh God. I broke my rule of not giving the Midjit Mogul any hits on her fail site just to see the shitfest that the Lady Gaga is the Devil!1 post was going to generate in the comments section. Most of the comments are by critics calling Tila batshit crazy, but the few Army member posts (all with negative ratings and horrible grammar and spelling) honestly made me lose a few IQ points. I have often wondered who would in their right minds follow Tila... and now I see that there's a breed of sub-intelligent people who would actually FALL for something as stupid as her latest Dan Brown on Crack rants.

The fact that she failed to recognize the Buzzfeed video as irony doesn't surprise me. She and her Army don't have a brain cell amongst them.

Terri said...

Tila will be going on a deleting frenzy... coming up!

She will change the subject soon. haha

kristi said...

Epic LOLs over here right now.

Also what is with her and the use of the word 'evidence' and 'proof' right now? I think she is all up on trying to copy y'all here because you actually get real 'evidence' and 'proof' while she's getting...erm...whatever it is that she is getting.

Sammi said...

is anyone else having issues with getting these images to load? When you right click them I normally can open them in a new window then read them?? BUT now when I right click it only lets me VIEW the image and not BLOW it up or anything, ughh. :(

Eduardo Retardo said...

Sammi, I have the same issue.

Sammi said...

Kristi, she is getting EVERYTHING off this site!!! For days I kept baiting her leaving sarcastic comments about it being ALL the Illuminati and NOT her, she OBVIOUSLY bit it and THOUGHT I was on her side! LMFAO, she is such a stupid bitch! She really needs to be BANNED from EVER POSTING ANYTHING for the PUBLIC to see! HA, wouldnt that be nice!

kristi said...

@Sammi, same issues here too. Some of them load, some don't.

Joann said...

Same here.

Sammi said...

okay thanks Eduardo, I thought I maybe was just having a blonde moment, or maybe it's just the Illuminati!!

*running to hide by her toilet*


ROFLMFAO at ALL of this!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA - I just can't believe she is diggin herself so deep and PEOPLE ACTUALLY JOINED HER ARMY? BS, TILA STOP MAKING FAKE ACCOUNTS WITH ALL THE SAME IP ADDRESS, AHHAHA you nut! Yeah bitch were not stupid we KNOW your ARMY is YOU, youve ADMITTED it HOW MANY TIMES?!? Now go sit the fuck down already! HAHAHA!

Fatty McFatterson said...

Argh. Yeah, I don't know what the problem is. I loaded them all the same. Uncle Eddie can I send images to you and you can upload for me?

jayden said...

Buzzfeed is now my second favorite site. And my first one isn't tilaohmytwat.com. Epic day for Rotspot. Epic day for Buzzfeed. Epic fail for Tila. But she's got to be used to that.

Dissecting Tila said...

Looks like Karma came around for Tila :)

chey said...

oh this is so very very good. This is the best week ever.
buzzfeed better watch out, I sense a lolsuit in their near future. Do they not know of the powerful attornies of which she has?

The Gnome said...

AHAHAHAHA
bitch got punk'd in the worst fucking way!!!

Sammi said...

Hahahahahaa - Okay I am giving in and loading her twitter at least ( I refuse to load the blog- lol) I AM DYING to see HOW she explains this or if she just DELETES it all!

Joann said...

LOL, I loved it, looooooved it. Skank is livid now.

She gave BuzzFeed props on her site and in caps yet, and got served royally. Tila is looking more and more like a fool everyday and it fits her quite well.

Sammi said...

Okay PLEASE tell me ONE of you is undercover as her "ARMY" - LMFAO she is DIRECT MESSAGING all of her ARMY CODES SO THEY CAN START TO TALK IN CODE!!!

-WOW, just like I and many others said, IT sounds like this bitch is starting HER own CULT!!!!!!!! Does anyone know if they have LAWS about this? I mean CLEARLY she claims her ARMY is NEEDED to prepare FOR WAR and NOW THEY ARE MAKING A CODED LANGUAGE? I wonder if THEY CAN CHARGE her for TRYING TO START a CULT because that is ALL HER TILA ARMY sounds like it is and being that she RECRUITS CHILDREN with NO VERIFICATION on WHO THEY REALLY ARE AND WHAT AGE THEY MAY REALLY BE!! UGHH, THERE has to be something SOMEONE can do, really?!? This shits not normal?!?! And WHY DIDNT THEY ALREADY CHARGE her on her last stunt, WTF LAPD???

Fatty McFatterson said...

She's tweeting with one of the editors of buzzfeed. He appears to say the comments on her blog are not from them, but how do they explain the very mean-spirited article they wrote? Doesn't sound to me like they 'agree and support' Tila and her cause d'jour.

Fatty McFatterson said...

sammi do you have a twitter so I can dm you?

SoOverIt said...

Okay, so as much as I hate to say it I was on Tila's Twitter and saw this:

In HONOR of our new #TilaArmy RELIGION, I shall make a video TODAY & post up with a MESSAGE 2 all my soldiers ok? ITS WAR! ox

RELIGION?!!? And that is how she is one of God's angels? She's making her own fucking religion?! So, in her mind, does that make her "God"?

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Looks like to me she is coming with an angle for "them" shutting down her site so the whore doesn't have to fucking waste her time with it anymore. No ads, no important traffic, no celebrity interviews (certain is not going to happen now), no contest, nothing!

The only thing that has happened of any significance from her blog is that it landed her being held in a hospital on a 72 hour hold.

I'd invent something to shut my site down as well since what the whore has claimed on how well it was doing without tapping out and saying "I submit"

Fatty McFatterson said...

Gnomey and I were just talking about that Sheriff!!! It's a perfect exit stradegy, as far as the army of nitwits is concerned.

How you feeling? I missed you :)

Sammi said...

Yes I do I was gonna post it but my computer started acting up all crazy!! Here follow me @SammiDeHart :))

Sammi said...

and THANKS all the pictures are fixed and it even shows the VIDEO name, hahahahahaaahaa so GOLDEN!! I l♥ve this place. *LMAO*

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Thanks, I feel just fine. No fever or anything. Just a massive swelling in the crease between my upper leg and lower abdominal region. I've got good health insurance. I'm just stubborn. Trying some home remedies this weekend. Just thinking the worse. If no improvement by monday, I will be going to urgent care to get this taken care of.

Pops said...

I'm not even going to bother going on he site anymore - just a waste of hits. I can get all my Tila info from here hahaha!

chey said...

Ok, so you know how Tila is always talking about how she follows all of her army members back on twitter, and right now is sending out DM's so they can send in the boxtops to get the secret decoder ring? Well I checked who she follows. Out of 56 people, 34 are celebrities or internet sites. That means that her powerful army is comprised of 24 members. HA! I bet if I put out a call right now I could get more that 24 people to join my army. Not that I would because I'm not 12, but you get the idea.

livvey said...

I bet she started calling it a religion to try to get tax exempt status. I wouldn't put it past her.

What is her fascination with "the OTHERS"? Was she not happy with the Lost ending?

And someone above called it right - she's only going on this insane Illuminati rant to justify her utter blogging failure. The only thing she toppled was her last shred of dignity.

SatansIlluminati said...

Ok, I haven't actually signed up for a web account in ages, I blame your asses for driving me to it!

After I read this post I went to look at her twitter and I have to say, ice tea spurting out the nose is not a nice Friday night activity! That little shit nugget made me do it.

Anyways, I found myself choking after I read her discussing that she wants her "army" (and I use that term loosely, like her cavern of rot) to use code words now. She almost drove me to making an account the other night when she rallied her "army" honestly, there were 7 kids outside my house, about 10 years old, having the same conversation!!!!

So alas, I had to make an account tonite with the whole code words thing, it really made me tingle with shits and giggles. Love this site! Love the bitchiness and I love the attitude, keep up the amazing work!

Isis said...

Don't be stubborn, Sheriff if it gets worse! ;)

And I have had some impostor profiles of me in my day and the bad thing is that they did waaaaaaaaaaaay too good of a job imitating me, which means it was a friend of mine, and I don't care my friends "punking" me, but not in the "impostor profile" way, considering it could affect my businesses. Parody or blogs about me are perfectly fine, though, long as it isn't posting my really private info.

HAAAAAAAAA Belmawr, NJ is the new Hollywood according to Gilburt Godfried! SUCK IT TILA!!!!

imoutofit said...

Seriously, her recent fuckery just made my week.

She should be self-destructing pretty soon. I'm armed with beer and nachos and will be watching in the front row for that shit to hit the fan.

Vintage Pink said...

It must be so disheartening for her to have "fallen" so far.
From having her own tv "show" to being an apartment dwelling Mogul wannabe.

At least she is expoding in a public forum. We can enjoy the show.

Thank you for posting the screen grabs. I dont want to contribute to million #2.

Sammi said...

ughh I am back again and going to check my twitter- sorry was having computer issues.



-& Sheriff I am the SAME way, lol! I will wait till it gets so bad then go but really what you have sounds like it needs some attention!! You really should have it looked at!! :( Glad to hear you have no fever though!! Take care of yourself your no good to us if your not your tip top best, lol! :)) *Hugs*

Joann said...

Hi Sheriff, I meant to holler at you earlier. I can understand how you feel about going to the hospital. I also try to find a home remedy before I have to see a doctor. Thank God it's never been anything serious.

If all is not well by Monday please see a doctor. We want to keep you around for a long time. This "war" could go on for years. LOL.

Sammi said...

Isis I have friends who live in Belmawr and Audobon (sp?)! Going CLUBBING or to parties IN YOUR AREA was ALWAYS THE BEST FREAKIN TIME EVER! LOL! I even met a ton of different Reality stars at the CLUBS my friends set up and promote for, :)) so your right! Belmawr is the shit! LOL! *winks*

Sammi said...

For those who KNOW or RESEARCHED anything about the Illuminati LOOK at WHAT she had the NERVE to RETWEET!!!

jdlaw1962
@TilaOMG Tila you are the cats meow there's no holding back. You are our shining star I'd follow you to hell & back #TilaArmy rules


ROFLMFAO DOES SHE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT SHE IS TRYING TO PREACH! WHAT A STUPID BITCH!! CAT?? (Kitten programing) SHINING STAR ? BAAWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

BKiddo said...

Fantastic job Rotspot, and Buzzfeed, I hand heart you, that was brilliant.
After her little fake suicide, I think LE (code word for law enforcement----shhh! don't tell tila! lol), might just be taking a better look at what she's up to.
Anyway, as it's been stated before, "It's the best day ever" and I even put on my sponge Bob p.j.'s on. to make it extra special.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Funny thing is that my son of 14 years asked my how the doctor went and I told him I didn't go and he asked why. I told him because I don't feel like it just yet and that I am not setting a good example for you. My follow up question was if he had any homework. Haha. Do as I say, not as I do.

Any, thanks guys. I appreciate the concern. This isn't about me. I'll keep ya'll posted.

This weekend I dedicate it to a conspiracy war...

...to be continued.

Cyndi said...

LMAO!!! You are good! This also made my day. Just got home and came right to your site. I am laughing my ass off seriously! Could not get better. I notice she's not posted ANYTHING about it either. Fuckin dumbass she is! Keep up the good work!

Sheriff Gauncent said...

In the Whore's voice.

...Good evening. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest verbal battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the 11 of June, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the 11 of June will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the Tila Army declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night!" We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our...

Beep beep beep...we interupt this broadcast from a very important message from Sheriff Gauncent.

Go fuck yourselves! Continue on.

...beep beep beep

(Tila's voice now again)

Where was I? Oh ya, the reason America doesn't have maps is because of the Iraq and South Africa and such as.... And I believe our education such as here...blah, blah , blah.

apocryphalyou said...

Fatty this tickles me in my no-no spot.

And now she's twatted about a 2nd part of her immense and tragic satanic pop secret.

Obviously we know how the 2nd part of her Satanic theory will go. She'll claim she was recruited for the Monarch project, sexual abuse, electroshock, and other abuses caused her DID, and therefore she become an undercover CIA operative subject to mind control, and the powerful satanists who participated in the Monarch / MK Ultra program.

But she won't be able to say this as well, unless she copies and pastes from Wikipedia. I see it'll go a little sumthin' like this.
---------------------------------

"Remember how i told u guys a while back that iwuz abused, i mean really REALLY horibly sexually abused, well this totally connects w/lady gaga and satan. Let me tell you how but DONT freak out because they will watch u to, they are already watching me and i have a red hit out on me a red alarm and the red alarm means that i may leave this earth soon, but i will leave as an ANGEL transform into an angel and fight the devils and the OTHERS that follow satan and this goverment thing that is trying to take us over.

so listen like i said i was really REALLY hurt as a little girl with PTSDD of the WAR and with all that i had been abused but as part of a secret goverment project, but i cant say the name you GIUS becuase they are watching me, I am a RED ALART stage now, the OTHERS know, they KNPOW and they are scared of what i know and can tell.

i am a chosen one by GOD to fight the OTHERS to fight the evil and the secret project changed me, all governent like spys and stuff, its really REALLY real so donnt talk about what u dont know hatrz and evil ones.

i can see and do stuff no one else can and all that stuff all that programing that happened to me as part of the evil OTHER experiament changed me and made me have my multiple personality problems. yes thats RIGHT. SEE HATERZ i have multiple personalities because i know, i have secrets, and the story is much worse than any of u know, because i wuz part of this conspiracey. the governent hides it and the santanists and they are gettin' ready for the end times.

but i am here, your angel to deliver you and save you, from the bright red lines of my veins GOD is shining thru me to u and it is a map we can follow away from the OTHERS.

everyone of my army get a white pair of tennis shoes, not to cheap but nice and a blue jumpsuit. imma going to send u guys some of my secret governent mind drink and then at a time and hour i will let u know by CODE we will lay down and drink the drink that i had given you, and we will sleep* and gain POWER and STRENGTH and wake up when the end times come so we can fight the OTHERS.

*tilaomg, misstilaomg, and tilatequilaomg are not responsible for army members that do not wake up, ever wake up. Ya'll r on ur own suckahs!

Sammi said...

UH OH-The Illuminati is sending out their rats to start spamming my page ! LOL PLEASE #TilaARMY is HERE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT YOUR CULT!

Hey is there anyway you guys could grab a couple screen shots of the HILARIOUS comments being left on her blog?!? I JUST know they're is tons!! And Id hate to GIVE her ANY HITS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! *LOL*

Sammi said...

LMAO Sherrif! :))


Also I wonder where Lori/Lula/Starfish went I REALLY wanted her to IM me :/ , O WELL!

Isis said...

ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!!!

BKiddo said...

How ironic, I'm watching 48 Hours, and they'er now talking about James Ray, he had a spiritual retreat where he charged money for people to go to his camp, denied them water and had them go into a sweat lodge. People ended up not making it out.
I've looked at tila's tweets, and I have to tell you all, that if I was her army's age, and someone was barking orders at me like she does, telling me I'd better stay awake and shit for her loser posts, I'd tell her to piss off and never look back.
I just want to take the people that still follow her and Cher slap them and yell "Snap out of it!".

Sammi said...

HOLD ON SHE IS GOING TO SEND HER ARMY ,

everyone of my army get a white pair of tennis shoes, not to cheap but nice and a blue jumpsuit. imma going to send u guys some of my secret governent mind drink and then at a time and hour i will let u know by CODE we will lay down and drink the drink that i had given you, and we will sleep* and gain POWER and STRENGTH and wake up when the end times come so we can fight the OTHERS.


ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? OKAY SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THE LAPD IT SEEMS!!!!!!!

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Oh, I've just started to get my commedy on!

My head is swirling in keystone light right now.

It's the only way I can think!

(clubber lang)

I gotta lotta mo, I gotta lotta mo for you.

apocryphalyou said...

@Sammi--

Don't worry cuz, that was my and my OTHERS stream of Tila Consciousness that I just made up...

No calls to the LAPD bout some tennis shoe blue jumpsuit wearing tween army downing a drink full of lies.

I'm certain we'll be seeing a new stunt soon... cause you know all those Satanic mind control CIA sadists will prolly raid her stash of red nyquil and honey crunch cheerios, tie her up and make her watch British comedy night on PBS.

The horror.... the horror!!

Sheriff Gauncent said...

@apocryphalyou

Please no Benny Hill re-runs.

I can't take the partial nudity or the accent.

Wait...Was Caroline on Benny Hill?

Sammi said...

BAWWWWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA!


But really if SHE starts PASSING out DRINKS for people WE WILL HAVE TO ALL CALL AGAIN, WHAT A LOONEY BITCH!

apocryphalyou said...

@Sheriff, aw come on! Tila was made for that run around sexy sexy sped up thing they always did at the end of Benny Hill... except everybody would be running away from her. And, good thing -- we wouldn't have to hear here.

However, Faulty Towers is the better choice methinks.

Sheriff Gauncent said...

Too bad you can't embed youtube videos here.

Shall we end this thread with a youtube video from the theme from Benny Hill called Yakety Sax? check it out. Remember the music?

Just imagine Benny Hill chasing down her feathers on the red carpet with the video in 3x frame rate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

Tess said...

Oh no!..and Tila actually thought she made a new friend! LOL That's hysterical! I'm sure Tila will now designate Buzzfeed as covert agents of "The Others" ..sent on a stealth mission to taunt the "Angel of God"

I feel another call for the TilaArmy to gather and prepare for *WAR* comimg on... pow

Isis said...

best song ever.

Steven Clarke said...

If she really said that about passing out drinks and her army "sleeping" she is taking a page right out of Jonestown. For those who don't know about Jonestown, here is a paragraph from wiki:

Jonestown was the informal name for the Peoples Temple Agricultural Project, an intentional community in northwestern Guyana formed by the Peoples Temple, an American cult led by Jim Jones. It became internationally notorious when, on November 18, 1978, 918 people died in the settlement as well as in a nearby airstrip and in Georgetown, Guyana's capital. The name of the settlement became synonymous with the incidents at those locations.

A total of 909 Temple members died in Jonestown, all but two from apparent cyanide poisoning, in an event termed "revolutionary suicide" by Jones and some members on an audio tape of the event and in prior discussions. The poisonings in Jonestown followed the murder of five others by Temple members at a nearby Port Kaituma airstrip. The victims included Congressman Leo Ryan, the first and only Congressman assassinated in the line of duty in the history of the United States. Four other Temple members died in Georgetown at Jones' command.

To the extent the actions in Jonestown were viewed as a mass suicide, it is the largest such event in modern history and resulted in the largest single loss of American civilian life in a non-natural disaster until the events of September 11, 2001.[1]

Drexel Spivey said...

Just a heads up on Buzzfeed. While the article that was linked was bashing her, it was just submitted by a random user. It appears that one of their editors and top posters Mark Stopera is really a fan. At least according to his twitter feed, his feed reads like any of her delusional fans and if you dont believe me as to his delusionality( i know its not really a word,but its the only way to describe this guy), check out this little nugget where he professes to be Brittneys biggest fan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZPq3WbQdD0

This guy is beyond delusional fan and thus a perfect member for her army. At least he was Brits biggest fan when he was only 14, not sure what his excuse is now.

Prof. Chaos said...

To quote my fav movie "Scuse me while I whip this out." Geez Louise, Sheriff. Get your biznatch checked. It's been a week. And by the way, playing Benny Hill music will only make it worse. Have you seen the English Birds in his show?? You'll catch some hardcore rabies. My husband had a similar issue and it turned out to be much ado about nothing. 2 stressful hours, and then ... back to normal. Considering that I had two difficult pregnancies resulting in a tubal ligation on the second round, I called him a little pig-tailed girl for whining about having his junk fondled by someone other than Heather Locklear (not really, but he's not here). On another note, I want to make sure that Fatty, Eduardo and Rotty don't take this half wit's shit personally. It is what she wants. Because the fact of the matter is that you have more comments and traffic than she does and it is important to remember that shutting her down is the penultimate goal.

On another topic .. maybe the reach should be expanded to all the other media lying douchebags out in the universe. Heidi and Spencer, Lindsay Lohan, Gary Coleman's wife (whatever the F her name is), etc. You have taken this site beyond the insipid and into potentially celebrity critic territory. These media whores lie on a daily basis. As a huge Daily Show, Tosh.0, Soup fan, any thoughts on this??

Alabama Worley said...

I know it was mentioned above but I can't click the images. Damn you guys my eye sight is already so bad. Maybe it's the illuminati?

Either that are we are all really just like "meh here get the point it's the same shit she's been saying".

But the video ...

Okay how is it that this woman has NOT picked up that she's been pranked how many times?

She's not a 5150 she's just stupid and she has a fucking platform.

She only gets a welfare check when KIDS are going to "Kurt Cobain" themselves if she passes. If anyone is too young to recall this, when Kurt passed a lot of kids took their life. he was no where near this but my point is things like this DO happen. Several people in my high school committed suicide over it.

Right now it's laughable.

maya said...

damn u guys! am i a bad person for kinda feelin' sorry for her??? i mean that shit is like totally fucked up! and than it feels like every day more ppl make fun of her...if there ever was the time for her to go (u know...to god, or satan...) now's the time to go in style...if she goes now, they will probably even make a movie about her (it would probably go straight to DVD, but it will be a MOVIE:)...or at least a documentary titled "what reality tv realy doest 2 your children"....
oh and just a quick question: (i haven't reat all the comments, sorry:)
"the others"....isn't that from a movie and i don't mean "nicole kidman the others"...i have this phrase stuck in the head...(damn, maby i'm one of the others!??!), they were actually a group of ppl who were refered to as the "others" by the main characters in the movie...and i think it had a satar ring to it....just sayin, but i really can't remember the movie...i think she has a lot of time on her hands (isn't she supposed to be on that celebrety rehab shit??) and she watches tv alot and gets these stupid ideas all mixed up with crack...(reminds me of me smoking a splif and watching Gossip Girl and getting all gettho on my mom when she suprises me at the door and than plotting a Blair fit to get evern;)

just sayin'....XD
xoxo miss0MFG (lol i had to add that:)

Alabama Worley said...

PS: I didn't mean to offend Sammie Or Jo. Starfish was driving ME NUTS!! I saw this coming a few weeks ago. So my rant was focused that way not any other way.

Her endless novels about it while posting the blog was unnerving. Insane in the membrane. I think she needs an ambien to sleep it off.

alison m m said...

tila will be saved from all media evil because she has a green screen

novasmum said...

Tila is soooooooooooo pathetic. Congratulations, to the Rotspot for exposing Tila's bullshit. The Rotspot is the first site I look at when I log onto the internet. Keep up the good work, Ladies..

Angela

Snippy Bitch said...

I posted this under her Onyx post (I use the name 'Flange' over there) -
'I thought you weren't wasting any more time on the haters.

And this is the second time you've posted old pics of your dog. How about some new ones?

Thien, you are a tiresome, tiresome slut. '

And got this reply from the user 'hatersgetalife' -

'You honestly are a pathetic person. Do you really think youre cool coming on here and talking crap about her? You need to get a fucking life and quit acting as if tila ever did anything bad to you in real life. People like you deserve to be shot until you die. Im not kidding I I ever met you in life and you had the balls to say anything to my face I would fucking kill you. You seriously deserve to die, I dont care if I sound like a crazy bitch or whatever but youre a fucking pathetic excuse for a human being. '

So, now her army has started to actually threaten to kill people!

And she calls US mentally ill!?!

IcelandicReader said...

oh lord...after reading that blog i became officially braindead.....the last 1/2 braincell i had left is gone now

how can she possible top herself endlessy like that. wow. i have seen craziness getting worse since december and oh lord. and after all this bullshit. i still manage myself reading that all.

oh man and her fans still not seeing that. oh shit. i gotta collect stronger glasses from my basement and finding my old hearing aids from closet and pass out them to the fans. they are completely officially stupid. and that shit play "hear no evil see no evil" is just too much. they completely needed to be bowed over my laps and take down their pants and spanked their senses back to their brain. jesus christ.

and tila is officially now hollow..i can see right through her.

i still finding that all amusing and keep on coming here until my eyes drops out and that minor thing left or my hearing drops down and that fingertips are dead..

Seagal said...

I guess I'd feel bad for her if she wasn't such a lying, narcassistic, hypocritical,batshit crazy, intolerable being. She has opened the door for people to make fun of her and dislike everything she stands for. She feeds on the adoration of impressionable kids and simpletons. So with that said...BWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH Tila!

Ben said...

She still has the buzzfeed post up.

There was another comment that started with "Tila is an Angel of God" then at the end it said "the world is ending in 2 years, why are people doing drugs, that is what Satan wants you to do" Basically the comment disproved itself and pointed out that if there is any higher being that Tila is like, it is Satan.

And seriously, how dumb are the army when Tila says "This is my dog, she is above you, worship her" and they do. Why can't a comet come and take them all away.

Lucky said...

Did you ever find out if that comment came from buzzfeed or not? Was Tila punked, or were we?

Sheriff Gauncent said...

@Snippy Bitch

You should screen cap that death threat and forward it over to the FBI. They will know doubt be arrested. You can't threaten to kill someone over the internet. It's called domestic terrorism. It is not taken lightly.

boytoy said...

SAMMI STOP WRITING IN CAPS.

boytoy said...

Tila isnt "writing gossip" on her "gossip" blog from the looks of it.
It's just randonm blabbling about the occult and shit.

The Buzzfeed thing i dont beleive any of it.

Fatty McFatterson said...

I don't think that Mark guy was in on the joke. If you look at buzzfeed's archives, every single Tila story has a little editor's blurb. Those editor blurbs introducting the story come from buzzfeed, and it's quite obvious that someone doesn't like her there because not one of them is in any way complimentary. All call her on her bullshit, mock her and essentially shake their heads in awe at her stupidity.

I think Mark got everyone to go along with him, but their hearts weren't in it. There is no apology issued to her in any sense of the word, and they haven't take down any of the blogs posts that diss her.

blairzbear said...

This site makes me procrastinate on my homework too much (College... not high school). This shit is just too outrageous. I really wonder how a person can get to this point of insanity without family or friends intervening. Like possibly friends she had before she went completely nuts, and isn't family supposed to love you no matter what? I guess I cannot blame her family for dis-owning her... they struggled enough escaping the Vietnam War and 72 month pregnancies.

Miss Reina said...

RotSpot, amazing job as always. Last night, after explaining the site to my hubby, I went ahead and read him Tila's ... biography? We both laughed until tears ran down our faces ... Thanks Fatty!! :)

starfish said...

ouch!! i was like, who is buzzfeed anyways the whole thing seemed rather peculiar...wow!!! she just made herself look even more a fool!! that was a pretty cold thing to do...i have to watch that video clip again...

Rebecca said...

This shit is awesome. I used to live in this one complex where I had a crazy cat lady neighbor. Once I made the mistake of parking my car in front of her house, whereby she proceeded to make me ten minutes late for work telling me about how the government installed cameras in the telephone pole in front of her house because she tried to call the president to warn him about the deadly tsunami a few years back and now they want to steal her psychic secrets to find Osama bin Laden. True story.

When I read Tila's entry on her "gossip" site (yeah, in a moment of sheer boredom I wandered over there....I repent), I was reminded of that crazy cat lady and considered that perhaps Cat Lady wasn't that crazy at all.

You guys are awesome.

Fatty McFatterson said...

I did consider that we were being punked, but had to take a chance that we weren't. There has been nothing to indicate that the buzzfeed thing is punking us.

Even if we were being punked, Tila has no credibility AT ALL, and so of course, no one would believe her version, so yeah, it works for all of us either way.

khandersuk said...

2 words - Hale Bop

Snippy Bitch said...

@Sheriff Gauncent

Awww, thanks.

I live in the UK, so even if I were to take the threat seriously, there isn't much they could do to carry it out.

I think it's funny more than anything, and it shows exactly the sort of people that Tila has in her 'army'.

StefSoleil said...

But... But... Didn't she tweet Lady Gaga a while ago, offering to eat her pussy? Was that before Tila knew Gaga is of Satan's blood line, or was Tila just trying to get more info from Gaga while eating her pussy before exposing her? I'm so confused, this is how Tila must feel most of the time!

Sammi said...

Gross Stef just the thought of that eck, makes me shiver!!

Nikky Raney said...

didn't you hear? her army will put hitler's to shame

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