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- ▼ September 2010 (32)
Tuesday, September 28
2:17 AM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
Lots of you saw Tila's appearance on The Gossip Queens. In case you didn't, check this shit out:
First off, it's okay to be scared of a brick flying at your face (No, I know there wasn't a brick. Everyone knows there wasn't a brick. But for the sake of argument, let's call it a brick, because it's what Princess Meth Mouth is claiming now). Even 50 Cent would have ducked that shit, Tila, and that dude has been shot in the face 20,000 times or something.
Secondly, NOBODY BELIEVES YOU ARE GANGSTA. YOU ARE A MIDGET AND ABSOLUTELY NOBODY IN THE WORLD IS AFRAID OF YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE A BOBBLEHEAD WHORE GOBLIN.
Thirdly, Loni Love is my new favorite person ever.
Fourthly, I am majorly disgusted at the thought of Tila making out with that Jersey Shore bitch, OR Tila releasing 300 pages of people she's slept with.
Lastly, TILA, YOU DO NOT KNOW JUJITSU. You don't move correctly, and besides that, you're too tiny for it to really be effective. Sucking cock for Japanese business men does not equal any kind of martial arts so kindly shut the fuck up.
**Thanks to my homie lolercopter69 for filming this clip ghetto style and uploading it for the Rotspot!**
Wait wait wait, before I forget. Tila wrote this a few days ago (of course, the Rotspot scooped her stupid ass AGAIN and had this up DAYS before she did):
Look how many times this dumb bitch says she was a "guest host." Tila, being a guest on a show and being a guest host are two entirely different things. Jesus fucking Christ, I forget how stupid this bitch is sometimes. Her segment was just over 4 minutes and 30 seconds. THAT DOES NOT MAKE HER A GUEST HOST. But the part underlined in black was my favorite. The show IN NO WAY centered around topics she brought up. It was mostly Loni Love making fun of her for being a dumb whore with no substance. That's why she won't disclose any of these so called "topics," because they don't exist.
You know, sometimes I feel bad for all the names I call the Tila Army because they're just kids. And then shit like this happens, and suddenly I don't feel so bad anymore. Watch them fall for it, hook line and sinker.
I have to say, it makes me feel all warm inside watching her juggalo scar wink. It's a reminder of what a dumb, talentless, widely-hated whore she is and she'll carry it around forever.