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- The Tale of the Tila Tree
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- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 1
- Lawls and Ewwies
- The Gaga lie nobody believes
- Lamborghini LOLz
- LOL at you, Tila!
- Eddie Puts a Damper on Tila's Joy
- Lies, lies, LIES!
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- LIVE FROM SKANKAPALOOZA!!!
- BBC 1Xtra Interview
- All Hail the Virgin Mary!
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- CR4: Will She or Won't She?
- Tila's "Neutral" Post
- The Stupidity of "Psychic Abilities"
- Happy 4th of July!!!
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- Commemorating the 6 month anniversary of Casey Joh...
- Rotspot Army: Spreading the Love
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- ▼ July 2010 (30)
Thursday, July 1
5:35 PM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
Hey boo-boos! Uncle Eddie here. This post is gonna be short and sweet, but it's just something I've noticed and I thought you guys might enjoy laughing at Tila's stupid ass, too.
So you know how Tila HATES Perez? I mean HATES him? And she made up that fucking stupid contest she seems to have forgotten all about - the one where she asked her Tila Army morons to make videos proclaiming their hate for him, too?
You remember? Okay good. Well, nobody hates Perez more than Tila, so just as her Hottie of the Week is 99% her own pictures, this contest should have just gone to Tila.
I mean, can't you just FEEL the hate?
LOL fuck you Tila. Those pictures are obviously RECENT because Perez is a skinny bitch in them, even though Tila doesn't have her greasy-fug blond hair. And THAT means she's seen him in person, obviously, being a skinny bitch and STILL refers to him as "Piggy Perez." Yes, I am jelis of Tila because she is so very mature and never stoops to a level unbefitting her mogul status. RIGHT, GUYS?
Personally I think she talks a lot of shit but she absolutely WON'T back it up in person. She's too, I dunno, exaggerated about it. You know what I mean. She talks about it too much for it to be true. And it should be obvious in these pictures. I love it when she says "say it to my face! You'd be singing a different tune then!" Oh Tila, please, let me say it to your face. Please? Pretty please?
So I don't hate Perez, but I definitely thinks he needs to have a HAZMAT team check out his tongue, STAT.
Today is our 5 month anniversary! The appropriate gift for 5 months, I believe, is burritos. So buy us all burritos, dammit.
So I've gathered from the comments that these were taken in August of 2008. Thank you. Although that wasn't really the point of this post. I wanted you guys to see these pictures so you'd stop emailing them to me and asking me if I'd seen them. And anybody else who wants to leave your little bitchy comments like YOU, Sheriff, you can fuck right off. Again, I can post whatever the fuck I want here. Nobody went "searching" or "pushing" for a story. These haven't ever been featured here and I felt they should be. Christ, we love most of you, but some of you are really pissing all of us off lately.