Saturday, July 17
Attention Juggalos!
10:06 PM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
Okay okay, I'm going to keep my personal opinions out of this, as hard as it is, and I'm going to tell you about this anyway. So Tila's going to be performing at the 11th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. The video is too large for me to snag, but I'm thinking it's probably not going anywhere so I feel safe just embedding it for you:
Thanks, Tuesday, for helping me fix the sizing! <3
Yeah, I know. It's fucking long. Tune to around 7:20 and you'll see it. Anyway, word on twitter is that the Juggalos are some of Tila's biggest haters! So hey, if any of you should film her getting booed off the stage, or getting a cooler thrown at her (LOL I hear that happened to the Ying Yang Twins there a few years ago), send it to me and I'll fucking post that shit up. Even if you just get pictures, or if you want to write about the atrocity you witnessed! Send it to fukutila@hotmail.com - I'll hopefully remember to post something closer to the event.
Also, here's the website, but it doesn't seem to have anything on her yet.
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WTF did i just watch ? LOL.
Maybe she's a juggalo, they seem like a bunch of try hard wannabe's aswell, atleast she has the make-up for it already.
She seems like a scared girl half the time, I can just picture her in the middle of a bunch of horror movie clowns LOL, she will be shitting bricks, or will fit right in LOL.
Thanks for the link Eddie.
I was on her Twitter earlier and read a few tweets about her coming to the Gathering but didn't know what the hell they were talking about. One person said if Tila came she was going to throw rotten eggs at her. lol.
What I can't understand is why would Tila even be slated to perform at this affair unless she's going to perform a strip act. The dude in the car did say naked girls would be there.
If she is going to perform that crappy DJ song and try to pawn it off as rap music I know they will be throwing eggs and everything else at that big bobble head.
This has the potential to be absolutely hilarious. I don't know much about the gathering except a few stories that my friends have told me. I wonder if they purposely put her on the show just to give the crowd someone to throw stuff at. It seems like every year there is one act that gets destroyed by the crowd.
You can fix that video easily, so it doesn't go outside the parameters. Just go into the HTML code, you have to click on the other tab in your posting area, and switch the numbers. You just have to fix both sides.
So, just go to the tab that says, "edit HTML" in your posting area and you'll see the video code, look for the parameters...it'll say something like, "width 640," just change it to match the height, something like "384." You will see it twice so, you want to replace the "640" or whatever to "384." ...as an example. You can make your video any size you chose.
I hope that helps!
I really hope she does get up on stage and raps her little plastic ass off. Somebody has GOT to record this and post it on YouTube, this is a cant miss. If this is even real, Id like to see her try and spin this on how she:
1. Stole the show from psychopathic records.
2. Dethroned violent j and shaggy
3. Has always been a juggalette since day one.
4. The majority of the crowd was there to see only her
5. Was picked personally because of her street cred to "tour" with them.
6. Got pregnant by Blaze, Shaggy, Violent J, ABK, Monoxide child, etc....(Maury would have a feild day with this "whos the baby daddy")
i dont know what that horse shit is
but i hope lil kim kicks her ass...
no im praying
oh, please someone say they're going to be there... and getting video. Please?
Am I that out of touch? i have never heard of juggalos and I'm not sure that's a bad thing after watching that infomercial. I noticed their website hasn't been updated since Oct 2009. So, is this a real gathering? Just seems too.. shit I don't know, just too...lol
Oh I would pay to see someone chuck a cooler at her ugly mug while she's doing the gutterslut roll on stage!
this is amazing. I hope they treat her as well as they did Andrew WK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ&feature=player_embedded
this is officially the most hilarious thing ever.
First-and please everyone, watch this video- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSLS2bacFRk
THAT is what the gathering is. those are the types of girls. the kind that will literally use tila as toothpick for their 4 teeth.
Second- Vanilla Ice? Rob Base? Tone Loc? was i transported to a world of bad karaoke or the late 80s? so confused, and my feeble, hungover JELUS H8R mind cannot compute all this. where's my cross color jeans?
honest to god, tila at the gathering is a dream come true. those juggalos are fierce, and she'll end up getting her ass beat.
This could possibly turn out to be the most epic fail of the diseased dwarf's "career."
Oh fucknation, Juggalos. They're absolutely disgusting and the epitome of white trash where I'm originally from (the midwest), so this is bound to be five shades of epic.
I'm predicting she gets about 3 seconds into "I Fucked The DJ" before someone starts pelting her with unopened cans of Faygo.
What a complete and utter shocker that she acted like a little tramp again and got on the floor when she was performing! What is wrong with this whore?
http://img126.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72912_TilaTequilaCelebutopia_net11_122_260lo.jpg
I love how she gets in that position and later states that she had no panties on. I think she fucking wants to get a crotch shot of herself! Look at that effort to not show off her 'rotspot' to the audience!
http://img258.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=72933_TilaTequilaCelebutopia_net3_122_120lo.jpg
This must be why she was trying to be all "buddy buddy" With Lil Kim this week.
Awww Rotspot... Thank you. I am full. *kisses*
This will be interesting.
Thanks Tuesday! I totally took your advice and fixed it! Now I feel smarts.
Hope: I totally flailed like a girl when I read you got to meet Jujubee and Ongina. No joke. I'm so jealous! Now I'm a jelis haterz of you! OMG LOVE them.
And yes, I have a twitter friend who said she's going to go and film this atrocity, and you know I'm gonna be posting that shit guys! But if anybody else wants to send in their perspective, I'll feature that also. I grew up in the homeland of Juggalos, so I know them pretty well (even though I'm not one), and I think this is going to be EPIC. Bonerific, if you will.
@Hope...girl you know Tila don't care nothing about gays and only says she's bi to bring attention to herself or when it useful for her.
I have never believed Tila was bi and never will. Just goes to show you she will do anything to stay in the spotlight.
You met JuJuBee!!!! Love him and his very big personality. When he makes his transformation that is one beautiful woman. I was so hoping he would win.
Ive been to an ICP show many many years ago. The "Juggalos" eat skanks like Tila for breakfast. I have never prayed for TT before but I am going to pray that this performance is recorded..... please please please...
uh, I have to ask...based on the pictures from Tila's recent performance, what is up with her hands?!
Team Cooler baby!
Very awesome! I'm just glad you were able to somehow understand me. It took me forever to try and figure out how to do that! LOL!
I would love to see Tila get what's coming to her but if word got back to her that people were laying in wait for her at The Juggalos she would back out of going.
Tila talks a lot of crap but the reality of it all is she's a coward.
@Kat Those pics are pretty ridiculous - the second one has some serious nip slip.
Has anyone else listened to her audio post of her pathetic English accent? It's absolutely horrid, and she said she "forgot" how to speak in her regular accent. I'm American and went to uni in England for three months and lived with 14 British students, and I didn't develop any hint of an English accent. She's been there - what? a few days? So much BS.
That's a fucking awesome line up if you were into 90's rap. I mean Spice 1!!!!!!! Lil' Kim, Method Man...I mean I was kinda taken aback by the amount of people that I personally would PAY to see.
I live in Chicago soooooo I'm too terrified to go alone. I've heard horror stories and um I'm not a Juggalo or whatever. I have huge tits and a lot of tattoos and I really don't want to get sprayed by faygo or raped. lol
Anyone wanna go? I'll pay for it.
I really mean it, go together. I'm all for indie events verses shit like lolla and what not.
Reminds me of old school out door rave festivals. No corporate BS and the fact that for 11 years they've been able to do this without having to breakdown and use corporate crap is actually stating a lot.
They have some big ass acts too for no corp sponsorship. I don't think she'll be booed off stage but from what I know of this scene women are, well, the lesser of the sexes and most are all the willing to be treated like it too.
I had friends that went last year (art fantatics) and had a fucking blast! They said it was bat shit crazy but everyone was totally outta there minds and well, I like that :) Free will ...free thinking.
Hey y'all I'm going. My friend has been documenting this for 3 years. I'm going to help with lighting and stuff (nothing exciting but I'm excited)
LIL KIM!!
Juggalos redefine my understanding of mental illness.