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- ▼ July 2010 (30)
Monday, July 19
12:18 PM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
Remember when Tila was bragging about her 'one hour interview' with a CNN-type BBC tv show? I don't have time to dig up her crap to prove it, it's out there like a million times. Anyway, she was interviewed by Westwood for BBC 1Xtra today, which is not a CNN-type tv show, it's a hip hop radio station.
She is there to introduce the "Hot 6@6", not to have an interview exclusively for herself . Interview is interspersed throughout, between songs.
Tila comes in on 2:05:06:
Westwood obviously likes her. She probably has her rancid cooch hanging out. Ugh. His first question is if her tits are real. She offers him a feel, he declines until after the show. He immediately brings up her relationship with Soulja Boy. She is shocked he knows anything about that. She accuses him of being a stalker and that he has spies. He pushes the question, and says he got his info from ustream. She laughs, and says nothing happened.
He then asked how many tattoos she has. She replies "12", in contrast to the "10" she posted on the flog the other day. She says she'll be doing a 'naughty photoshoot' and getting more tats.
The first song she's to introduce is Freemason by JayZ. Westwood asks her opinion about whether she thinks JayZ is a Freemason, despite JayZ's denials. Tila jumps on this and claims her blogs are very popular on this topic and that's he's most definitely a Freemason.
Before the next song, Westwood asks about how she got 'famous', and the backstory behind her "Tequila" nickname. Again, she claims he's a stalker for knowing so much about her. She then goes into the same old blah blah blah about growing up in Houston and how everyone knew she would be a star. The lol started when she seriously claimed she'd be 2 inches taller had she not grown up so fast and stunted her growth because she wasn't jogging or taking vitamins and was partying instead. Seriously. Let that set for a second, 'cause I had to rewind to make sure she wasn't joking. Damn, that was so funny, it's worthy of its own call out:
she'd be 2 inches taller had she not grown up so fast and stunted her growth because she wasn't jogging or taking vitamins and was partying insteadShe then does that pathetic thing where she claims she missed out on her childhood, she's a confident woman, but inside is an innocent little girl...ugh, gag me already. Westwood seems to get excited about this claim, and her offer for him to be her daddy is rebuked as he explains that's not the relationship he wants with her. Ickers. I'll tell ya, the only relationship you get out of Tila is with a bottle of penicillin and some itch cream.
He cuts her off to intro the next song, and the interview is continued on the flip side. There she talks about 'dominating Playboy, Maxim, etc' and then she "bursted on the scene with my bi-sexuality". The way she phrased it and her intonation made it sound like her bi-sexuality was a lark. I don't know how to describe it, but it just sounded contrived. This leads to questions about her Shot of Love shows and she claims she was offered a 3rd season but SHE TURNED THEM DOWN, because she had to juggle 30 paramours at a time, when she could usually barely juggle 3 at a time. She also said she likes to keep her relationships private, mwahahahahhahhahahaha. Yeah, I'll remember that when I think of Casey, and Casa, and Sean and whomever else you unlocked your scabied legs for!
The next song is a Chris Brown song, and she does that annoying quasi-English accent to introduce it.
After Chris Brown, Westwood asks her what she thinks of Chris Brown. She says she likes him and that 'they' are trying to replace him with Justin Bieber. He then asks about Rihanna and she says they've had a beef and she refuses to comment. Next up he brings up Drake and she's quick to claim she knows him. Westwood tries to get her to admit to a relationship on the line of Soulja Boy, but Tila won't admit to anything.
Then he brings up the Game and you hear crickets from Tila's seat. She gets all flustered, and you just know she's thinking OMG!!! JELIS HATERS! She claims she doesn't know him. Westwood repeats the question about what she thinks of Game, and Tila says she doesn't know him. Poor Game. In another couple of months Tila was going to put him on blast when she could prove the paternity of her fakby, I mean fake baby!! This will devastate him!
He asks about Trina, Tila had a beef with her too, but now they're good. He asks about Kat Stacks and Tila adopts this ghetto accent, which I totally didn't understand and then said Kat is on a different level than her, the level under her foot.
News break and the reporter is questioned by Westwood about how he could deliver his news with Tila sitting there so sexy. He stays professional, despite Tila being shocked he wasn't affected by her appearance. She asks if he'd like to adjust her 'boob tape' that's holding one of her Picasso nipples in place. He declines and says he has to go home. Westwood says 'home to his husband'. Believe me, that guy only turned gay when Tila walked in the room. Hell, I praise God every day I'm not on her team!!
During the next break Westwood and Tila shout out her flog url. Westwood asks about the blog she did on the naked pix of P Diddy. Tila, of course, is friends with P. Diddy *eyeroll* and she claims she texted him to tell him someone was shopping the pix. She then describes the pix, telling him once again what a great friend she is to P. Diddy, and how she would never hurt him
Last break, a barber calls and says because of listening to Tila he can't cut hair because he has to lean in...Lord the shit I have to listen to for you guys. Ugh.
She's set to introduce the number 1 song, and is disappointed because she thought her stupid song about fucking a dj would be number 1. She's told that her song was too risque for the afternoon show. HA!!! Who wants to bet she'll claim she did sing it after all!
The show ends with a lot of stupid flirting between Westwood and Tila. She then shouts out her next barfly tour destination.
Ok bitches, I was suppose to be out of here 15 minutes ago!! I gotta fly, I'll edit when I return, lol!