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- Lawls and Ewwies
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- Lies, lies, LIES!
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- CR4: Will She or Won't She?
- Tila's "Neutral" Post
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- ▼ July 2010 (30)
Saturday, July 17
1:21 AM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
Tsk, tsk Tila. You thought you could disable your site meter and no one could review your REAL TIME stats of which you have, but of which you deny by claiming they're 4 or 5 times higher than they actually are.
What's all this about? Well, day before yesterday I checked Tila's stats via a link on her flog. Yesterday, the link button was gone. Today I found out how to access it without her link.
Let's do a little field trip and see how she's doing. It's been almost 11 weeks since she launched The Flog. For the first three weeks, she claimed hits totaling about 1 million hits per week, and growing. As week 11 rolls around, one would expect about 11 million views, at least, right? Wrong. I guess the site meter is stuck in the middle of week 2, because she's only showing a total of 1.7 million hits as of today's date (I was generous in the rounding up!). According to her sitemeter, she's averaging 27,000 per day, which is about 190,000 per week, or less than 20% of what she claims.
We then look at her actual daily totals and see she's really all over the place. I hope her advertisers took a look at this shit before they committed their hard-earned money. Oh wait, obviously they didn't because you have sexual enhancement products flooding a site for teenagers.
I wish I could get some info on Perez's site meter. Oh boy, I'd have fun, fun, fun posting that shit up and watching the skank's big head spin around. Believe me, he wasn't offered no $20 million bucks for the paltry numbers she's showing, 'cause you know Tila has "dethrowned" him with her legit blog, and therefore her numbers have already surpassed his.