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- ▼ July 2010 (30)
Sunday, July 4
9:49 PM | Posted by Unknown
Holla my sexy bitches and hoes!!!
First of all, I'd just like to say sorry that I've been M.I.A--Shit's been poppin' as of late....still though, that's no excuse to neglect all of my wubbies.
I want to touch on a couple of things that have pissed me off in the past, and are now coming to light again. "Lucy, you gots some 'splainins to do"....
First of all, I want to say thank you to all of you wonderful readers who continue to drop in day by day...you all are truly beautiful! *wipes a tear* (bows AND curtsies because I'm wicked awesome like that)...
Next I want to acknowledge the fucktards who think they're entitled to some sort of explanation as to what and when it's posted here. You're not. It's that simple. We are all different, and as such we write what we want, when we want.
Now, it's been said I'm bias...you're goddamn right I am. Nothing pisses me off more than someone who comes on the comment section of this blog to try and engage the writers in some sort of debate or chat fight. Fuck you, take it somewhere else. Your comments will NOT be approved if you're just being a cumstain. Don't like it? Tough shit. Just because we don't write what exactly someone wants at any given time of any given day, oh fucking well. Can't please everyone all the time.
If you disagree with something that is posted here, why the fuck are you here trying to argue in the comments? I mean that sincerely. Why are you here? Trying to matter? Trying to convince yourself that you're some caped crusader out to do good by Tila? Trying to prove you can outsmart the writers of this blog? Maybe you'd be better off starting your own blog. Hell, call it "Gnome is a Douchebag Asshole", or whatever gives you a boner. Do NOT come on here and say you think a post is irrelevant, or boring, or blah blah. We don't give a shit. No really, we don't. You'll notice we have never once pulled a post down, so check yourselves before you wreck yourselves! (look at me, that's hood style bitches lol) Some fuckers have even dared go so far as to compare us to Tila when we argue back in a comment of our own...Really? Wow, you ballsy little shits, how dare you compare us to Tila. I can speak for ALL of us when I say, not a single soul that writes here, would ever be caught dead behaving the way that dirty whore does. Bottom line is this....
This blog was created 5 months ago to point, laugh and expose the many MANY lies and contradictions of Tila Tequila. That is STILL what we're doing. But no one can argue that the hogul has been increasingly calm lately. Good or bad, it is what it is. We all know it's a matter of time until the porn muppet is back to her old antics and self imploding. But for now, let's enjoy the calm and quiet of the e-verse....let's engage each other in a friendly game of scattergories or some shit. Or, OR we could do a treasure hunt!!! Quick, first person to find me a hot redhead carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels AND a pizza wins a prize!! *winks*
Gnome out <3
*drops the mic*