Thursday, March 11
12 month miracle pregnancy!
12:58 AM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
Good morning everybody! I know it's early, but we just had a total GEM delivered from Tila Tequila herself! During her latest facebook status updating frenzy, many people were asking her when she is due. Here's her response.
As you can see, it says: Sometime in December plus or minus 10 days.
UPDATE: For the women who are actually TRYING TO CONCEIVE, this is an even bigger joke....these women know their dates like the backs of their fucking hands....so Tila you have been caught in a big fucking lie here...because guess what, you're predicting a future conception...what happens when the In Vitro process fails because of that barren wasteland of a womb? Gonna pop out a Valentine's baby instead? You're a bigger fucking idiot than I even realized.
Ps--You wouldn't be having any symptoms yet, since you've yet to conceive....get back to us in 8 weeks with your bullshit.
For all of our loyal readers, feel free to click HERE to check your own due dates...Tila, that's a direct hint to you *blows kiss*
Wow Tila! That's a mighty long pregnancy! And you're already showing off your bump, even though December is 9 months away! That's awesome, Tila! As previously pointed out here at the rotspot, she's been saying this for a VERY long time!
Tila, you're just doing the work for us. Thank you!
Here's the confirmation directly from the hotspot from 1/25/2010.
And here's her bragging about the ultrasound, again taken from the hotspot.
Tila, why did you have an ultrasound if you weren't pregnant yet? And if you were pregnant, why aren't you due until December?
Wow, Tila. Just wow. Tila's womb must be a miracle-maker.
As you can see, it says: Sometime in December plus or minus 10 days.UPDATE: For the women who are actually TRYING TO CONCEIVE, this is an even bigger joke....these women know their dates like the backs of their fucking hands....so Tila you have been caught in a big fucking lie here...because guess what, you're predicting a future conception...what happens when the In Vitro process fails because of that barren wasteland of a womb? Gonna pop out a Valentine's baby instead? You're a bigger fucking idiot than I even realized.
Ps--You wouldn't be having any symptoms yet, since you've yet to conceive....get back to us in 8 weeks with your bullshit.
For all of our loyal readers, feel free to click HERE to check your own due dates...Tila, that's a direct hint to you *blows kiss*
Wow Tila! That's a mighty long pregnancy! And you're already showing off your bump, even though December is 9 months away! That's awesome, Tila! As previously pointed out here at the rotspot, she's been saying this for a VERY long time!
Tila, you're just doing the work for us. Thank you!
Here's the confirmation directly from the hotspot from 1/25/2010.
And here's her bragging about the ultrasound, again taken from the hotspot.
Tila, why did you have an ultrasound if you weren't pregnant yet? And if you were pregnant, why aren't you due until December?
Wow, Tila. Just wow. Tila's womb must be a miracle-maker.
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Another good job done. Keep up the good work. Expose that monkey's lies. I support you.
Great blog; I love it. Well-written, humorous, intelligent, chock full of good old common sense. What's not to love?
I have a question about the ultrasound pic that tt sold to the gossip site. Cuz if the statements she's now making regarding her due date have any truth in them, that sonogram and the claims she made in the accompanying article, back in January, were misleading... to say the least. So when they [radaronline] realizes it was a shakedown, will they want their money back? Or will they just suck it up, say they got ripped off, and continue to do business with her?
Silly silly rotspot. Tila is having twins, duh! Everyone knows a normal baby has a 9 month gestation, so therefore two babies would have an 18 month gestation. Think back to last May when Tila first announced she was pregnant. Now do the math. POW!
lol ouch. 2 years ago around this time (it was March 14th) I found out that I was 5 weeks pregnant... and my baby was due on 19th November. (My daughter still didn't come til Dec 1st)
Elefants however are pregnant for 22 months. Hmm.
I found out I was pregnant with my son the first week or so of April. I was 6 weeks gone by then. So the magic moment happened in March sometime. I had him December 14th. Wow that is one long gestation Troll is having. I guess thats why its taking her so long to show.
that is hilarious, i have been waiting for her to trip herself up
nikki
i don't understand how anyone could be so absolutely undeniably retarded. if ever the united states should invest in breeding card rights....now is the time!!! if this woman conceives and produces offspring, i'm going to hang myself from a swimming pool ;)
LOL, this is hilarious. Which status update is this thread from?
someone should contact some kind of womans rights group or something and show them the mockery she is making of getting pregnant, being pregnant and being the nasty human she is. Make her volunteer in a hospital where women come in having miscarriages every day or cannot conceive in any way shape or form. She needs her female card revoked, given an immediate castration and her cooter stapled shut for all of eternity. What she is doing is disgusting even for an attention whore. Im waiting to hear that she kidnapped a pregnant woman and cut her baby out of the womb to claim as her own
@anon 2:40: I literally laughed for a good 10 minutes. Thank you. LOL!!!!
So I wonder if her fans can put 2 and 2 together now!?
HOW IS BABBY FORMED
HOW GIRL GET PRAGNENT
CHUNKS... MY BABY!
She says in the last paragraph "i have never been pregnant before"...but didnt she say she was pregnant and when she had a miscarraige "chunks" of her baby came out...and didnt she say she had a miscarraige with Ray J?
@anon 7:21 am:
Forget publicists, this mole needs to hire someone to keep track of her lies.
with the whole ray j thing, she never said anything....she just stopped talking about it....
the shawn merriman fiasco was a way for her to deflect the blast when the baby never fell out of her snatch...
she's one big derogatory time-line, and as transparent as cellophane
lather, rinse, repeat
I really want to kill her now. Fuck morality.
@anon 7:33
amen lmao
By my calculations(and I just spent the last year tracking fertility and ovulation.) she would have to become pregnant within the next ten days to be due mid December(went with that as December give or take ten days isn't really a due date!) or she would have to have gotten pregnant in the last few weeks to be due early December. If she actually was pregnant right now she would only be a couple of weeks so not long enough to tell people she was having twins and probably her hormone levels would just be reaching the level detected by a home test! As well if she did have a miscarriage from her chair attack I'm fairly certain her doctors would advise her to wait at least 6 weeks or until your regular cycle returns. How long ago was the chair attack?
Is she so mental that she doesn't remember telling people she was pregnant? Selling an ultrasound, showing off her "bump"? Is she just going to say she was joking around? Because that is sick. Mentally stable women don't tend to joke about being 13 weeks pregnant and show off their "bump".
I really can't wait to see how she explains telling people she was pregnant but is now due some time in December.
Her poor, poor PR people.
Cont.from above...I'd like to add that I am 10 weeks and 6 days pregnant, my due date is Oct. 4th, not "October give or take ten days." because that is how a real pregnant lady rolls, we know our dates like the backs of our hands.
It just keeps getting worse/better. I guess since she dropped out of school in 9th grade she missed out on all those fun health classes where they talk about how all this works. Seriously. What kind of woman doesn't know how long a pregnancy lasts? Or even what a trimester is? Hell, most men even know that.
Sarah ... exactly! And how hard is it for her to google basic pregnancy info if she doesn't know it? Sheesh.
Oh! What about this little nugget? (from Facebook) "Hmm...I'm bored now, drinking my Gatorade, eating twinkies and beef jerky! What should we do? Now that I missed out on my Red Carpet events tonight...What shall we do??? Im bored! baaaaahhhh! my tits feel like its making me can't breathe! Im scared Im gonna fall over! LOL"
Tila, does your "baby doctor" approve of this diet? Also, your tits make you feel like you can't breathe, so you're scared you're going to fall over? Makes perfect sense. Hey, you can use that for your excuse for a miscarriage. Your ginormous milky boobs made you fall over and you got another dent in your head! Perfect.
Let's assume she's going to go with the "I lost the baby during the chair attack" excuse. Does anyone have handy the first time AFTER that that she said "Yes, I am pregnant"? I wonder where her due date would be if counted from that date...? I have a feeling there is NO scenario possible that would make sense (surprise surprise).
Idiocracy Buster ... none of this makes sense for a December baby, because she won't even have conceived it yet.
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/11/casey-johnson-dies-without--will-tila-tequila-johnson-and-Johnson-broke/
VY said: So I take it that since Tila knows that these blogs are airing out the facts that she is lying about her pregnancy and the fact it may also ruin what career that she still has…. she is willing to go through any measures at this point to make this pregnancy happen….her actually getting knocked up using the in vitro fertilization method?!
Basically the people that writes these blogs about her (especially this site) are the Puppet Masters who’s “running her life”….you guys are the ones pulling the strings on her frail limbs LMAO...I LOVE IT! The only question I got for Tila is...WHOS THE BITCH NOW?
VY
Everyone should send a "tip" to radaronline about Tila's pregnancy, maybe they will do a story about it. I already informed them of her due date!!
So she was pregnant with her brothers baby bc she was a surrogate. Then she wasn't but she would be soon. Then she was in her first trimester in the end of January. She showed pics of her stomach and she claimed to be 16/18 weeks. But she fell and hit her head and or had a heavy piece of metal fall on her stomach. So did she lose that "baby" and is now "pregnant" with the next or are the drugs making it hard for her to count months.
you know what? I think we're all making a leap here assuming that she's talking about December 2010. I mean, maybe she's going to gestate for 26 or 28 months and then give birth to a toddler or three.
Currently I am 22 weeks. If Tila is not lying (yeah right) her baby should be due in July. My due date is July 10th, they tell you this the very first visit Tila...don't ya remember??
Maybe Tila's actually a horse with mediocre disguise - their gestation period is around 11 months.
"Maybe Tila's actually a horse with mediocre disguise - their gestation period is around 11 months."
Haha. She DOES have a horse face.
Hahaha! Tila does kind of resemble one of those "My Little Pony" toys! Maybe that explains her extended fetal gestation..
..love your blog!!!
To Anyon @ 8:58
Going through in vitro would imply that she has money. I'm guessing homeless dude and a turkey baster.
Wow, obviously that was meant to say "Anon". Reading Tila's Facebook page has made me stupid! LOLOL
Do you guys think she honestly believes her own lies, or is she just trolling us for attention? If it's the former then she seriously has a mental illness and needs help. It makes me think about those awful stories where a woman pretends to be pregnant and then about the time she's due she cuts a baby out of another woman's stomach.
Tila is back on twitter.
http://twitter.com/TilaOMG
Tila on twitter again. I thought that the people at twitter kicked her off for T.O.S. violations.
She says she's only using her new twitter account for the sole purpose of promoting her non-existant gossip blog. Yeah, right.
-Erin
Maybe she should have said "December.. give or take 10 months."
This is the funniest shit ever!!! thank you for this blog!
VY said: LMAO@ Sarah....A Turkey Baster! You know what I wouldn't put it pass this hoe if she took that route using that meathod!
This is a HOT MESS! Tila is a hot mess...It's like watching a Trilogy to a fucked up movie, but you can't help in wanting to watch in order to see the redonkulous out come at the end!!!!
VY
Lolz i love how she goes how her baby is comming back to her and all this stuff about her baby "Jayden" and at the end of the post she goes how shes never been pregnant befor wow srsly get your own lies right she just totally caught her own self out now that is stupid
If she claims that she had a recent miscarriage and is now pregnant again, there is no way in hell she has been under a reputable "baby doctor's" care. She has been going to her "baby doctor" since the week after Casey's death, so I assume that doctor would have seen her through the miscarriage and advised her about future pregnancies.
I had a miscarriage last year and my reputable "baby doctor" told me that I needed to wait through at least one menstrual cycle before attempting to conceive again.
She could be seeing Octomom's doctor and we all know that he is not right in the head!!!
How far along does the smudge look in the ultrasound? Like maybe three weeks? Where do you think she found the ultrasound she sold Radaronline, and how do you think she got a hold of it?
time out. i found a hole in tila's name story (from her twitterography) she says she got the name in juvie because she couldn't hold her liqour. since when do they let you have liqour in juvie???
Okay first of all I've had two children and I must say that the ultrasound picture she sold radar has to be the crappiest I've ever seen! I'm from a small town in Kentucky and ours are much more advanced! I'm not talking about the actual picture because yeah if you're not very far along you obviously can't see the babys characteristics but jeez wouldn't they at least put her whole name, doctors name, date taken and loads of other info at the top? Mine has tons of stuff that I have no idea what it even means. =)
Then there's the emails about the photo shoot where she claims that she had a miscarriage when the chair broke her head... what about the follow up D&C that would be required for a pregnancy that advanced? Some miscarriages that occur in the early early stages require a D&C. Maybe someone should send her a copy of What to Expect When You're Expecting =) then she her lies may actually make a little sense... hmm no I doubt it.
It just dawned on me. Her baby is PREORDAINED to arrive in December. I'm such a knucklehead I forgot all about that. You DO recall her saying that she is an angel sent from God, and you remember who she said she was going to be giving birth to, right? Baby Jesus. So December it is. Does this mean we all get to celebrate two Christmases this year?
You know , she reminds me of my friend who killed herself. I know you are all having a good laugh and I must say I am addicted to her and you and your blogs.
But I think the're two things going on.
First of all I think she is really smart.
We cant stop talking about her, and she keeps herself in the middle of atention
Then I think she is really sick.
Drugs and mental illneses go hand in hand as I've seen with my friend who died.
I acctually feel sorry for her that nobody protects her from herself.
She must be really lonley.
Sorry for my bad English , I'm Dutch.....