Friday, February 19
Basic Math for Dummies ...
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...perhaps THAT's something TT needs to put on her Amazon Wishlist! Here you see her earlier in the day claiming that the venue only holds 900 even though yesterday she claimed the venue was sold out and held 1500 people.
And THIS was yesterdays ramblings ...
Today over at the hotspot TT brags about singing "Blue Dress" for THOUSANDS!
Boy, you SURE ARE going to have issues booking venues for your "new artists" if you don't learn some basic math TT!
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I laughed my ass off when I read the "thousands" part. And my, you can certainly see the baby bump in that overly tight poly piece of crap dress, can't you?
Her baby bump is huge!! LMAO If people still believe she is 15 + weeks pregnant after this let alone pregnant at all then they need help lol. I was listening to this and my 7 month old bursted out crying and as soon as i put on a different song by someone else she stopped crying. It was hilarious!! Poor baby is scared for life now probably. She really needs to quit calling this a "tour". Its more like a bar crawl with her getting up on the bar stage to sing very badly.
Chandell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvknXYwvAp8
TILA CAN DRINK BECAUSE OF ZANAC? lol
I was wondering if Tila actually met with the VIP fans that paid extra money on their tickets just for that reason? 200 people apparently were charged for the poster's, etc. beforehand, and yet Mr_Dien tweeted she never came to the VIP room. Tila's response was that she could only sign for 200 people and tried to blame the mgmt.
I don't get IT! This guy was one of the first to get that VIP ticket. Does this mean that Tila and her venues are not honoring what they advertised and charged for? Is that the FAN love Tila claims she has?
She went right into her "LOOK AT ME!!!!" w/o a backward glance at her fans she stood up at her show.
LOVE your site! Thank you for the pulpit and kudos to your trying to help stop this woman from smearing and ruining other people's careers and reputations for her 50 cents worth of fame.
Peace,
Bloglogger
Speaking of basic math, I've been reading over at "The Tila Truth" and found this post from January -
http://tilatruth.blogspot.com/2010/01/pregnancy.html
You'll note that she was asked by Life & Style magazine around Dec. 19th if she was pregnant since she had tweeted that she was pregnant as a surrogate for her brother & his wife... she said she wasn't yet but that the 140 character limit on Twitter made it difficult to get that across... yeah, uh-huh. Point is - around Dec. 19th she said she was not yet pregnant.
Then in this post -
http://tilatruth.blogspot.com/2010/02/update.html
You'll note they recorded that she said she was 13 weeks pregnant around the beginning of February (which would mean she'd have had to get pregnant in late Oct/early Nov 2009).
Clearly math (or reality) isn't this ho's strong suit.
Oh bloody hell. Not sure if you guys noticed, but the clubs that Tila "performed" at in Australia were primarily filled with Asians that are into the import scene. Her "concert" wasn't even a real concert, but just an amateur karaoke performance in trashy, hoochie lingerie for a bunch of Asian guys who probably knew her from her import days. She's basically doing the same thing she's been doing when she lived in Texas, except now she's expanded into the Australian Asian clubs. Big whoopdeedoo. I live in Texas and am Asian and have ran into Tila at the Asian clubs here in the Houston/Austin area while I was in the restroom. She looked so short and ugly in person that I didn't even recognize who she was until a friend of mine told me who she was. She really is so pathetic and an insult to Asians.
And BTW, Tila... BLUE DRESS IS NOT YOUR SONG! STOP CONTINUALLY TRICKING PEOPLE INTO THINKING IT IS YOUR SONG! BLUE DRESS IS A SONG BY DEPECHE MODE! STOP STEALING GOOD SONGS AND RUINING THEM!
I thought your post said "basic-meth-for-dummies", lol!
Seemed appropriate anyway.
I wonder if she has paid for the clearances from Depeche Mode to put that on her album? You don't need clearances to sing it in a club, but you sure do to put it on a commercial album that will make money. When her album comes out (if it ever does), I would be interested to see if Depeche Mode is credited. If not, maybe their record label should be contacted...
Has Tila ever implied that she wrote "Blue Dress"? I just started paying attention to any of this a few days ago, so I might have missed that.
Also - I will be interested to see what her first week sales are like... will she beat Heidi Montag's whopping 650? LOL
I guess her sales will tell the tale of how big her delusional teenage army is...
@Anonymous -
Yes, Tila has claimed in the past numerous times that she WROTE "Blue Dress" for Casey. Then, when people starting catching on that she was lying, she edited all of her previous posts where she said she wrote it.
She is a major con artist, and nothing she says can be trusted. I really hope she gets sued by Depeche Mode. They are such a great band and do not deserve this injustice to be even associated with Trashy Trainwreck Tila Tequila.
Didn't she repeatedly tweet that she was going to meet & greet for a certain amount of time at her "concert"?
Yeah-I saw where that guy who paid for VIP complained, and she tweeted back her "excuse" to blame the club mngt.
I ran into her myself and I was so stunned at the skin condition that I couldn't even talk.
If she ever gets that cleared-up, maybe she can do a pro-active commercial?
Speaking-of Asians, no offense, but it just looks bad to me on Asian skin.
Maybe because most Asians have perfect complexions.
it's really sad that you guys continue to claim that you don't have any hateful feelings for tila... example, your posts: "is she dead yet?" "this bitch is crazy!". the amount of hate you three generate would be enough to power a nuclear warhead. may god have mercy on your fucked up souls.
@Anonymous 3:16PM aka Tila -
Tila has in the past claimed numerous times for attention that she was going to commit suicide AND do it on camera. So what should we ask to see if she actually committed suicide? "Is she still alive?" "Did she die yet?" Really, there's not many ways that you can ask that question. lol.
Im not sure how it works in AU, but in the US the club is responsible for paying a licsensing fee for any copyrighted music that is played or performed there that is not performed by the copyright holder. There has been alot of talk here as of late about this because many small clubs that have cover bands or play their own cds often are required to pay thousands of dollars of fees to different music organizations for the right to play music and the ones that dont pay are often sued. I would bet that it is the same there as well.
Does anyone have the video of the "interview" of tila after she claims there was a stalker outside her house and she is standing there talking about how she feared for her "babys" life and looked at her stomach and pointed at it?? I thought it was hilarious and I cannot find it!! lol
hey guys, have u noticed tila has stopped talking about her baby, and now only focuses on baby daddy and adaopting. i bet after she comes back frm austr, she will claim she had a miscarriage, but since she was "oh so professional" she had to go on with the 'tour' and lie to media about not having miscarriage.. SHE IS SUCH A BITCH I TELL U!!
I know what to use to scare off the rats in our building! Man I'd like to know what AI judges have to say about her "singing".
Interesting that she claims to be a record manager yet steals songs without credit. One of the biggest no nos. She doesn't have a clue. Pity we don't have a band to pose undercover to see how she deals as a manager, and of course report back here ;)
jesus fucking christ...why aren't we using her MUSIC to torture terrorists? this would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more effective than that waterboarding shit
Yes Asians are supposed to have nice hair, perfect skin and very good in Math, but every now and then you get rejects that slip through the cracks, in this case, the reject happens to be Thien Nguyen, how sad.
Wait a minute..album in April?? Thought it was "coming out" (a.k.a. released on i-tunes) in March...hmmm. By the way, I dont have screen caps, but did any of you see when she tried to make it a poll with her fans, asking if she should release a "real" cd or do it on I-tunes? She tried to make it seem like putting it on i-tunes would be more fan friendly and thats the reason she wasn't putting out a CD album. Hah! More like you actually need to have a legitimate record company backing you in order to get a physical disc recorded, manufactured, shipped and released for mainstream consumption through a store. She's so "clever" isnt she? Hahahah
She is totally lipsyncing.. so much for it being a concert. This clearly shows she can not sing without help from audio editing programs! And she's always bragging about how great she can sing.. PFFTTTTT
seriously Tila? Your music sucks..BLUE DRESS is NOT YOUR SONG!!! What a disrepectful lip synching bitch that cannot stop lying to the world...Someone please get her some help!
If she played in front of thousands of people why do we not hear the crowd? And why would she cut it off before we heard the crowd reaction? I would think she would want us to hear the crowd response. Tila is famous for her shamless self promotion.
If that club really held that many people the stage would be bigger, the stage would be lit better and we would hear sufficient background noise.
And what is up with her stylist and assistant on stage with her? I go to real shows at least 3 times a week and I have never seen an artist entire staff (Tila has a staff of two) on stage ( I used the word stage loosely, it is more of a DJ booth) with a performer.
Just sayin'.
guys just fyi
@tilaArmyBLOG = tila tequila posting herself
thats a really nasty dingy club shes performing in
William Hung from American Idol sings better than Tila. I would rather buy a ticket to see William Hung perform than Tila.
He has a lot more fans than Tila and is way more likeable. He actually sings in REAL concerts and on REAL stages too unlike Tila. lol.
Wow. Way to lip synch to an obviously autotuned track. Thats probably why she has the microphone so close to her mouth to hide the fact that she is not really singing. Either that or its just a natural reflex when she has something phallic in her hand.
A few things Id like to point out:
The lone person whooping in the crowd.
The weird random people standing around the stage looking bored.
My husband and I used to dj at a club that held 1500 people every week. Sometimes bands would play before we went on, it is basically impossible to get a good recording of a live band if a club is packed. There is too much background noise to properly hear the artist on the recording. I doubt the whole crowd just stood still and silent during that whole mess.
That club looks so nasty and dirty, like a low end strip club in a small town. Where are the lights? Didnt she say there were going to be lights and it was going to be beautiful?
I love that she thinks a polyester prom dress with a wrinkled up sash is elegant. Although I guess for her it is.
Her choreography is amazing.....lol.
"Man I'd like to know what AI judges have to say about her "singing"."
LOL I was just wondering the exact same thing as I watched this week's AI eps on my DVR... there were so many incredibly talented people that couldn't get through Hollywood week... I doubt Tila would last through the initial auditions... Simon would crucify her.
Thanks for those who answered my question re: did she say she wrote "Blue Dress"? I am super pissed now that I know she says she did. Depeche Mode is one of my favourite bands ever, so that is blasphemy!
LMAO! I was just listening to this on her website, and my dog started growling and barking at the computer screen. LOL. Yes, my dog has a good ear for music, and Tila's voice was giving him a headache. They say animals can sense evil... lol.
BTW, I completely agree that she is DEFINITELY lip synching in that video! Being the con artist that she is, you will notice that at the beginning of the song, she says something into the mic along the lines of "check check" to try to trick people into thinking that she's singing live. (I mean come on... who does that mic sound check for one of the last songs of the night after you've already been singing?? lol) She also hums a little bit... offkey I might add. THEN once the singing part begins, you can hear a HUGE change in the vocals. It sounds more clear, loud, and stacked. I am a musician, so I know a little something about this stuff. Also, you can compare her sound check from earlier that night with the Blue Dress video and see that there is a huge difference in the sound of the mic, echo, and background noise.
Nice try, Tila. Not really.
pics frm her recent trashy "tour"
tweetphoto.com/11924812
tweetphoto.com/11924790
WTF is she wearing? so classy! Clearly not preggo.
@Mr_Dinh thanks for sharing the photo, from the looks of it, she looks drugged up, used up and tore up from the floor up.
I emailed Leo Madrid in regards to Blue Dress and the background to "I love Rock and Roll"and then urged him to get her psychiatric and drug treatment. Think he'll respond back? Probably not but if he does I will screencap and email it to you guys!!!
Also, I wanted to start a blog JUST like this one before I found this blog, now I don't have to! Need any writers? :)
I also tried to email Depeche Mode's manager Johnathon Kessler but I couldn't find his contact information. Boo :(
@Mr_Dinh- are those seriously pictures from her in Australia this week? If so, how can she even be delusional enough to keep this pregnancy story up? Okok, I KNOW she's delusional. But at no point during all these videos she posted of her performing did she remember she was supposed to be pregnant? She was hell bent on sticking her stomach out for weeks via different media sources...now she just doesn't bother anymore?? I know her "entourage" are probably a couple of morons, but couldn't they...remind her? "Hey, Tila, remember, you're supposed to be 5 months pregnant, so when you're doing your soundcheck, don't take your coat off and stand sideways so everyone can see how flat your stomach is, k?"
Also, I have to say that NO doctor would allow her to travel 22 hours a few days after "denting" her head and suffering a concussion. Wouldn't happen. Especially if she's 5 months pregnant.
What happened to her fearing for her life and unborn baby's life? Canceled her Millions of Milkshakes performance, but now welcomes "100" bikers swarming around her? Afraid of losing the baby, but wears a shirt showing her tits and stands in a crowd of strangers, where apparently there were "fights and they had to kick 100 people out"?
Ugh, this is like a bad car accident. And I'm the worst rubber-necker there is.
ey, time to dump avantrose as the babydaddy (i read somewhere and also on his twitter that he was dissing her) neeeexxt!:
PS- I AM A SINGLE WOMAN.... I AM READY TO FIND SOMEONE TO LOVE OK? I MEAN IT. AND NO NOT YOU ANYMORE! BYE BYE YOU...BYE BYE...
10 minutes ago from web
ah...hillarious
So I watched her Like A Virgin clip and it wasn't bad! I say that because she was just signing along with the Madonna track, and you could hardly hear Tila. My favorite part of that blog entry is her obviously trying to fool the Tila Army (aka the retarded children who follow her like she's the freaking Pied Piper) into thinking that's her voice. Anyway, Tila's implants are so heinous that there's obviously no feeling in her breasts anymore. Her nipple was exposed almost the entire clip. Now her youtube account has been suspended and I have to imagine that's why.
The best crazy Tila stuff happens between 4 am and 6 am. Good thing I don't sleep.
-EduardoRetardo
Oh and PS: This bitch has been editing my negative comments all night to make them sound positive. It's fucking ridiculous. Keep that in mind if you post over at the hotspot. You have to keep posting the comments until she moves on to something else (meth addicts tend to have short attention spans).
I absolutely love this site. Tila needs someone to call her out on all her bullshit lies. She is insane and extremely delusional...the girl needs some serious help
@Katie: Email me ... I could use one more writer! tilasrotspot@gmail.com
I'm working on a story as we speak. Just in a rush bc I'm headed out to do some photography in a bit!!
Seeing how many witnesses are coming forward as proof that tila has a drug problem and many addictions, thinking back now to when she said she told casey to stop taking s much pills which was her prescribed medications she needed for her diabetes, I wonder to myself if she only said that and probably made casey think she was trying to help her just to take them herself which is how casey got so sick and eventually succumbed to her illness. Also, if she is 15 weeks pregnant, and even if she is not ( which i personally think she is dragging along many men who think she is pregnant and have been manipulated into thinking it is their child), this means that she was cheating on casey the whole time.