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Sunday, February 14

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Happy Valentines Day lovlies! I wish that I could report to you that Tila was found chopped up into little bits but unfortunately I have no such news. This morning Tila is handing out a "Valentine Gift" for all of her loyal fans! However, she can only keep the link up for five minutes so everyone had to HURRY! Tila, why only five minutes? The reason being is that the song she is promoting and handing out she ripped off the instrumental part of "I love rock and roll" by Joan Jett. Since she can get into some serious trouble for not having permission to use the song, she has to hurry and try and get it out there to her brainwashed tweens. She THEN deleted the posts to clear herself from any obligations on having to pay for using Miss Jett's song. However, it didn't erase it from my blackberry timeline and I plan on having her tweets sent to Blackheart Records. I particularly LOVE how she starts YELLING at her fans telling them to "FUCKING JUST HURRY UP AND DOWNLOAD THIS HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!" Scared Tila? Scared you got busted? Happy Valentines Day Tila :) Here's hoping that you'll have to pay a big fat chunk of change to Blackheart Records!

4 comments:

i_am_that_girl said...

Shit, I listened to her song and I kind of like it! I had to remember that Joan Jett's song has better lyrics.

S said...

I love Joan Jett's song, hated this tripe. Her song has no meaning. Singing about candy, Tila? She wanted to make it sound sensual, I guess - FAIL. Hubby listened to it and said "She has no singing talent whatsoever..." and shuddered. :)

BTW, just an idea, but I think all you "haters" need to boycott her tweets and whatnot. Since she always complains about how you guys "stalk" her and make her feel bad, why not boycott all her tweets, announcements everything for a week. I bet you anything she will announce a miscarriage or do something seriously dumb just for attention. She lives for attention so kill her by ignoring her...

If you do this, I'm going to miss the funny posts but I think it's worth it if she slips into obscurity.

IdiocracyBuster said...

That "Ow" repeated over and over is Joan Jett's vocals, too. I really do hope they take legal action or she will just do it again and again with other real artists.

Aliceintwitrlnd said...

I emailed the rec company like, I think, 2-3 days ago AGAIN and provided the link to prove I wasn't lying. Had I known there was a screenshot as more prove (such as the one on this site) I would've used it..

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