Monday, July 19
All Hail the Virgin Mary!
12:10 PM | 
Posted by
Eduardo Retardo
Hey guys! Here's a picture of
Caption contest time! Do it up, guys.
Right now my favorite is from @Seola1 on Twitter: "Hold on boys, gotta adjust the warts!"
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Is it me, or did that nightclub not even mention her??
http://www.strawberrymoons.co.uk/index2.htm
"Even I have to use a glove when I touch myself"
When I hold my snoot snoot like this, it doesn't burn as much!
Wanna guess what I can pull out from here?
No its not the herpes bothering me this time, just the green goo oozing out. Gotta catch it.
I know, I know, just one, but they all came to me at once. Nasty hoe!
"You know that itch you just can't scratch?"
"Hang on Mr Bradshaw, I know I put your Sharpie up here somewhere"
"No im not touching myself! I'm just holdin' the door to the crab farm shut!"
It's the Illuminati gesture for "New Whore Order."
"Ok tampon, are you ready for your encore appearance?"
(Okay guys, I'll stop now... its just that that pic is toooo effin funny!)
"Hello, London! Wanna try MY fish-n-chips?"
*Smack smack* Wait up yo! Gotta check on my tuck game first before I get freaky up in this joint!
Just when I thought I couldn't find anything more terrifying than Gay bear dating....
THE SHOES!!!!! God damnit Bradshaw get shoes that fit her (the shoes are cute.) because you are getting industry or runway shoes which aren't made for size 4.5 or whatever she is.
WORST STYLIST EVER.
"ALIENS!!!!"
"Some girls use ping pong balls for this trick, I use basket balls!"
"After I perform you can buy one of my fresh crabs for 30 thousand dollars"
"Damn, I'm itching so bad I gotta scratch but I'm gonna play it off like its part of the act..they won't notice...they're too busy looking a my big fake titties..POW BAM"
Why does Mr. Bradshaw always dress her like a ho in heat?
is it me or does that picture look old?
am i missing something? did she colour her hair back to the old colour and wearing extensions ???
"Shit, I know I put my talent in here before I left!"
"For my next act I will pull a schizophrenic, broke, delusional, and compulsive liar out of my twat...........TTTTAAADDDAAAAA!!!!!"
"I'm a bitch in heat, please excuse my meet!"
"The panties say no."
--And I couldn't resist,
"Her days of finger-banging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty purple panties aren't over!"
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, this is for fun!"
This is actually her new dance for her cover of LADY MARMALADE... This is HER lyrical version of the song:
"Itchy-itchy twat-twat yeah yeah.
Itchy-itchy down down here.
Mocha-choca colored oozy
Yuck-yuck.
Crusty lady gonh-herpe-aids!"
Mind the gap & the chunks.
This is actually a shot of Tila right before her giant rotting hole sucks her arm in.
She fucked the DJ, now she's catching him as he finally falls back out.
"most magicians use a hat, hold on, I can't quite grab his ears."
omfg....she looks THE CHEAPEST AN trashiest she has ever looked..
and look at all the pervert faces in the back . those guys look like they need to be sprayed down by a water...*pukes*
and the outfit is disgusting it looks like bradshaw hired a 4 year old to come over an glue sequins on her...and the gloves make her look so retarded it's not even funny anymore..
and my caption
" ENTER HERE , AND NEVER EXIT..."
@Treva,
""Itchy-itchy twat-twat yeah yeah."
This song will never be the same.
Brilliant.
'Talent: Tila knows what/where hers is.'
Who'd first, just let me peel off the scab and I promise it will fell like I am a virgin...
"Y'all seen the leprechaun say YEAAAA"
@Steven Clarke
OMFG YES. That shit wins! (That's like, my absolute favorite video ever on Youtube. "I think it's a crackhead what got 'hold of the wrong stuff!")
Maybe if I put my hand over it the smell wont be as noticable?
am i missing something? did she colour her hair back to the old colour and wearing extensions ???
HAHAHA its funny because the moment she blocked me is WHEN I TOLD HER TO GO BACK TO HER OLD color the blonde made her look OLD AND I GOT BLOCKED FOR THAT!!!!! NOT CALLING HER A CRACKHEAD CUNT, OR IDIOT! LMAO THAT!!!!!! *smh*
& the tampon caption had me rolling!!!!
Anybody wanna blow Chunks?
Quick! Pull my finger!
Anybody see my watch, it was here a second ago.
@IcelandicReader..Tila dyed her hair back to her original color a few days before she went on her UK tour and added extensions.
Lemme show you where the cream filling like an Oreo resides....
abandon hope all ye who enter here
What is with her and gloves? Why is she always wearing them? To hide some telltale stains on her fingers perhaps?
That wasn't a caption, just an observation. Sorry.
@rockitqueen
She's a victim of a very bad faux tan job. She has some super pasty hands and feet, hence the nasty gloves. Oh, and it just boggles my mind that the little hogul is doing all these things yet neglects to get her nails done.
http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2010/07/tila-tequila-upskirt-nip-slip.php?bfm_index=8&bfm_page=0
Roast Beef sandwich anyone?
Wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my snatch?
Tila's prototype of the well she's going to dig for the people of Uganda.
*Does this purple make my AIDS look fat?*
*This is a secret militaries weapon. They told me so, in this paperwork, of which I have.*
*Pretend you love me or I will unleash the locusts*
And here I was thinking Clowns were the scariest thing in the world.. lmao What a nasty hoe.
"Got Milk?"
to think bin laden has been here this whole time hiding in that fungi cave. i hear he stores his germ bombs in there too.
--feels something uncomfortable---.....*hikes heel onto bar* ...oO(lemme adjust my tampon ever so ~discretely~)