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- ▼ July 2010 (30)
Monday, July 12
1:49 PM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
There's been speculation for about a month regarding whether or not Tila is still going on CR4. It started when she began bragging about her UK Tour, and performing at the UMA's (which, you can read here, got shit-canned because of some of our readers). Anyway, today Gawker gives us confirmation that Tila herself has been shit-canned from Celebrity Rehab:
Guys, stop screaming "JUMP!" at your computer screens and read it.
We here at the Rotspot have been 99% sure of this news for a while, but we were waiting on confirmation before finally making a post, and I guess this is it. I might be the only one who is SO SAD over this news. I was so excited for her to be on TV, especially Celebrity Rehab. I love trainwreck TV! This would have been the best trainwreck on TV since Britney and Kevin's show, whatever the shit that was called.
Anyway, want to read another great article from Gawker? Click here.
It's pretty remarkable that Tila is such a fucking wreck that Dr. Drew doesn't even want her in rehab. That's fucking nuts. I mean, as the article said, they took Gary Busey. Gary fucking Busey, creator of Busey-isms like "You know what FEAR stands for? False Evidence Appearing Real." Nobody is crazier than Gary fucking Busey, and they took HIM.
Of course, a little while ago Tila told someone that she got "private help" (you know, which she previously couldn't afford) so she wouldn't be getting public help on TV. But in true Tila fashion, she said she got private help before she admitted her problem, which of course makes no sense in the scheme of things. We wouldn't expect anything less.
So what is she filming, then? I know some of you guys are wondering if she's shooting that porno she reportedly signed up for a while back. Personally I don't think she'd do porn anymore. I think Tila has an image of herself in her head - it's what we see with her "angel of God" posts. I mean, she literally must think she's an angel, and that she's total A-list and OMG SO STRONG. I'm so sick of her talking about what a strong woman she is. Anyway, I don't think she'd resort back to porn because it wouldn't fit in with the image she has of herself in her mind. And besides, Tila always says she's filming something. Just look at this super old screen cap I have:
(Ed. Note: Sorry if I don't seem up to my usual game, guys. I'm on a ton of medication because I have wicked Tonsillitis, so you'll have to bear with me for a few days until I'm all better. <3)