Saturday, April 10

postheadericon Specs Appeal Audition ...


...TAKE ONE!

In Tila's most recent drugged up nightly routine she shows us her classiest version of "Granny Specs Appeal".  Sporting her onesie Tila shows us all of the sags and sunken in "structure" while peeping her worn out meth face through a huge set of sexy rims!  I know, I could hardly contain myself either.


I mean just look at these shots, don't YOU think she could make it on the COVER of Granny Specs Appeal? That is the direction this broad should be taking. She doesn't even have to do anything except keep on takin' the drugs while parading around naked for the 12 year olds that keep keepin' her "famous" in her eyes - nice!!


32 comments:

Megan said...

That's the kitchen of a mansion if I've ever seen one - just look at those vertical blinds and gas stove top. Wow!

starfish said...

i know right, look at her spectacular kitchen! ha!

Darrin said...

This woman needs an intervention. It's just so obvious. The people that she's surrounded by need to be arrested and put away so the poor thing can be helped. I know I've said a lot of mean things about her, but really, I feel so bad about it now. Will I continue saying mean things? Most likely....I'm an ASS_HOLL like that.

Cheryl said...

I hope the landlord got a huge security deposit from her. There is not enough disinfectant in the world that is going to make that counter safe to prepare food on again.

Jaime Chen said...

is that music from grey's anatomy? is she allowed to use it?

RockitQueen said...

Jamie Chen, It's from House M.D.

i_am_that_girl said...

Sexy nerd fail!

Cathy said...

nice kitchen... I think I saw that stove in craptastic living mazagine. Mansion my ass

Kristin said...

It's the theme from House. They didn't write the song for the show. It's a song by Massive Attack.

Tila used to be really hot. I'm a girl and I even had a crush on her. Now she just looks horrid. They need to put her face on posters that say "Kid, This is why you shouldn't do drugs!"

Jaime Chen said...

ooooh. Thanks Rocket Queen. I like wholesome girls that can be good role models for young girls. As a bisexual 22 year old, I think that faking your sexuality to get attention is HORRIBLE! and totally not hot.

goldenhum said...

please, to any of you who are friends on casa's private page. WTF is the picture he posted of... http://www.facebook.com/KZAMOTO is he really ramming her? i screen capped in case he deleted it. gag.

goldenhum said...

ok he definitely deleted it. i saved it. anyone want it, just tell me where to email it. there are no emails listed on this page. gross. (not you guys, but the picture)

Fatty McFatterson said...

Yep, that's a mansion kitchen if I ever saw one. Of course this is the kitchen in the upstairs portion of the mansion, you know, right next to the lounge and across from her palatial bedroom.

When I was in college I lived in one of these little apartments, I mean mansions. They're about 800-900 square feet total, about as big as the closet in a real mansion. I wonder what you'd call the 2 bedroom house I live in now, if that dinky place is a 'mansion'. Maybe I live in a palace??? HA! POW! Take that Tila, I'm not even a moguel and I live in a palace while you live in a measly little ol' mansion.

I swear, this is too pathetic for even me. I live for this kind of pathetic bs, and if I can't take it anymore, this has to be all kinds of real life sad. Maybe my mind is shifting to the reality of Tila's situation, I thought she was just harmless batshit crazy, but now I'm beginning to think she's big time, icepick-through-the-eyes nuthouse crazy.

Joann said...

This is some shitery her. Got her bony disease infested ass on top of the counter top. Skank bitch.

Why don't she get a porn site and do her sick videos there?

I see this video has been taken down from her Hotspot page.

You guys are right about that kitchen. I live in a 2 bedroom apartment and my kitchen is small just like hers. I never believed she moved into a mansion from the jump. This sick skank lives in an apartment.

Fatty McFatterson said...

http://maherkitchens.co.uk/24926.html?*session*id*key*=*session*id*val*

I chose this link because this company does a range of kitchens, from bungalows to mansions. Note, not on of these kitchens come close to the 'quality' of the one in Tila's mansion. Even the lowly bungalow kitchen is of much higher quality materials and design than Tila's. I know kitchen cabinets very very well. Those cheap ass Home Depot cabinets can be purchased off the floor. It appears she has a standard plastic laminate countertop, also off the floor.

The vinyl vertical blinds are typical of the type apartment managers would purchase, because they're cheap, easily replace, easily cleaned and give the place a loftier air. No one who lives in a real mansion would have those because the kitchen windows are often left without window treatments so the nature landscaping of the outdoors would be showcased.

This is typically what you'd find in an efficiency apartment:

http://www.woodcrest2apartments.com/photos_interiors.html

Now, tell me, which seems closer to Tila's reality based on your observations? (This is more a question for the Army of Morons and Halfwits).

Anna said...

That was fuckin hilarious!!! HAHA! I'm 34 years and I'll still look like I'm 25!! Thats the rewards of staying away from drugs and taking care of your body.

Joann said...

@Fatty....wow, love, love those kitchens in the first link.

Anyway, the Woodcrest Efficiency Plan has Tila's name written all over it...LOL.

The one bedroom plan is not shabby AT ALL. They have a laundry room IN the apartment AND vaulted ceilings!!!! Nice, very nice. I would love to have a layout like that in our apartment.

boytoy said...

I wanna move on back to her family. Everyone is saying tila has no family "helping" her, but her family her real parents probably dont really know what's going on in her life for all her family knows and what she could be telling them is that she has an album and tv show that's being worked on.

my opionion:EVERYONE LIES TO THIER FAMILY EVERYONCE IN A WHILE!!!

During X-mas tila wrote a blog and posted pictures of herelf with her newphew and her parents house for x-mas these are pics of tila with her nephew marco.

http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/photos/tilatequila/?id=82129691

http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/photos/tilatequila/?id=82129711

http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/photos/tilatequila/?id=28445461

http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/photos/tilatequila/?id=82129731

http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/photos/tilatequila/?id=82129741

And this is the X-mas blog and video of tila talking about her family(parents,sister,brother,nephew)and her "real life" the video at the end of the blog shows in the background her father and sister terri you even her tila asking her mother
"why does he keeping calling me his cousin" refering to nephew marco and tila turns the camera to herself and says hello to casey and ava.

http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/journals/tilatequila/entry/5899781/adventures-marco-cutest-kid-world/

http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/journals/tilatequila/entry/5843501/real-tila-tequila-without-fame/

Fatty McFatterson said...

I think it's very possible her family is pretty much clueless. Even if they saw some of the attention getting stuff she does, she can always tell them that she was just 'acting' for the camera or that she was just joking. Families are typically eager to make excuses and believe weird shit rather than face up to the fact that she would lie and be a backstabbing slut puppy in real life.

Also, if she is on the outs with her fam, it could be a cultural thing. Asian families, especially old school Asian, are very very proud of their name and their heritage. What Tila is doing brings dishonor to the family name, and so culturally she would be shunned until such time as she conforms to the expectations. Harsh? Yes, but that's the reality oftentimes. It does tend to deter the type of abberant behavior Tila engages in. Other people, like Tila, rebel against that authority and become their own worst enemies and they destroy all semblence of normalcy to assert their independence from the family.

Tila is acting out at a 12-year old level, and will continue to do so until she gets medical help.

Oh, and she is a cunt through and through, but no amount of therapy will fix that.

boytoy said...

I've got some good stuff of tila with her boyfriend. I'll save it for another blog

Isis said...

"Teardrop" by Massive Attack: that's the song

Fatty McFatterson said...

Foreshadowing....I was wondering what excuse Tila was going to have this week because she has that full schedule of interviews coming out. Sooo, today she left a voice mail on saynow that says she lost her voice and her doctor told her to save her voice. I listened to the saynow, and it's obvious she has no problem speaking in a normal speaking voice. I have heard tons of people with sore throats, and she certainly does not have one. She starts off spending a minute talking about why her dr wants her to rest her voice. Then spends another minute addressing the haters who say she never follows through on what she says she will.
She then spends about 8 minutes, yes, 8 minutes with a "sore throat" reading off her upcoming schedule. It's only the last 30 seconds of that where she really starts talking lower and saying she has a sore throat.
No, I did not listen to that whole bunch of crap, I fast forwarded several times through the schedule.

Anyway, when she can't make any of her appearances this week, that will be the excuse

Fatty McFatterson said...

Oh, and forgot to add, I was just reading TMZ, and even though Tila made a big to-do about being at the airport this morning and all the paps who will be following her all over New York, I didn't read anything about tmz or paps being at the airport to see her off. Strange. Tila is all sorts of moguel POW, and one would expect with her clout, there would be tons of paps surrounding her.

Oh well, I'm sure once she lands in NY, the pap swarms will come out and we'll be seeing TMZ blushing at their mistake.

Joann said...

I didn't listen to her Saynow tape but I did check out her schedule and I am really curious why Tila would be on the Better TV show.

I went to their site and they wrote...."Better, a nationally syndicated lifestyle TV show, aims to make your life "better" by focusing on trends, beauty breakthroughs, finances, fitness, sex, decorating and all hot topics that affect your family and relationships.".....evidently these people have NOT done an up-to-date background check on this nitwit.

The Fox Strategy Room(that's a hoot right there), FOX Business News Interview, ABC News Now, CBS Radio Interview, BET Round Table...I can't imagine WHY she would be on any of these shows.

Tila talks about her record label and her numerous business projects on Twitter, but we know all these things are just in her head. She can't even get that OMG gossip site off the ground.

I think she'll do ok on the Howard Stern show. He's all about crazy anyway. I KNOW she will be lying to Out Magazine. I personally don't think she's really a lesbian or bi, but says it and acts like it only to draw attention to herself.

Global Grind believes anything that comes out of her mouth, so she's safe there.

One thing we do know....Tila will be lying her ass off to everybody.

i_am_that_girl said...

Fatty - The blue kitchen is gorgeous. I want cabinets like that.

goldenhum said...

nice new post on her personal facebook - " TIla Nguyen ATTENTION LADIES: THERE IS A CON ARTIST OUT THERE NAMED CASA WILSON! HE IS A BROKE, ALCOHOLIC WHO IS GOING TO JAIL SOON FOR THE SINS THAT HE HAS COMMITTED. STAY AWAY FROM THIS PERSON! HE's JUST ANOTHER K-FED" http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=wall&ref=sgm&id=602515730

Jane said...

I do love this site. BUT. Following her every flight pattern or commenting incessantly about every random comment or outfit she wears does transfer to fandom in a real way because it feeds the machine. Although I find her ridiculous, I also feel sorta gross every time I look at her site.

Shadenfreude has it's limits, methinks. At some point it crosses over into gawking and sniping. I know, I know. We all should hate her but I don't like to hate this long on someone because I'm starting to feel dirty. Ugh.

Jane said...

And after saying that, I realize that your site is here to entertain and I always check it and I love it so...

Joann said...

@goldenhum...OMG...why would she do something like that to the man...wait...I forgot who we're talking here, but still. The nitwit is mean and vindictive

He couldn't have been that bad, she hooked up with him and started calling herself Mrs. Wilson.

I wonder what he said or did to her that made her leave a message like that...probably nothing. LOL

jayden said...

By the way, the capacity for the club where she's having her "huge" launch party in NY is 600 people. I wonder how many thousands she will claim attended --- especially on a Wednesday night? www.greenhouseusa.com

Jennifer said...

Greenhouse is the club that was sued multiple times in the last year due to discrimination against fat people (no surprise) and black people. Teri Woods (urban writer) had a book launching there and half of her guests, including some of her editors were barred from entering because the club couldn't have that kind of people in there. Used to be a hot spot, now fighting to stay relevant, kind of like someone else we know.

vicky said...

@Jennifer, it was the same when she did her "tour" in Australia. Chasers, the club she "toured" in Melbourne, was THE hotspot back in the day, which is why it still has the name now but it was run by shady people and a lot of drugs ran through there, which is why it was so popular.

No one would be caught dead going there on a Friday or Saturday night cos Melbourne is known for having the best nightlife and live music scene in Australia, there was so much other stuff going that weekend at better, more sophisticated clubs..Tila had no advertising or publicity at all that weekend, not even a poster stuck on a wall or pole or anything lmao. Chasers SUCKS

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