Wednesday, April 28

postheadericon Wow, what a shitty and boring gossip blog.

So I wake up this morning and the Resistance is abuzz with the news that Tila's gossip blog leaked. And, as we already figured, it sucks. No, really, it REALLY REALLY REALLY sucks. It's boring, it's dry, it's petty and it's stupid.

Go here to see what Spiked Tequila already said about it.

Or go here and see what our darling reader Steven Clarke had to say about it in the comments. Thank you much, Steven Clarke!

Look, it's crap. I mean, there's nothing more I can say about it. It's fucking horrible, it really is. In fact, here's a list of words that sum up Tila's gossip blog, courtesy of Thesaurus.com:

Abominable, amiss, atrocious, awful, bad news, beastly, blah, bottom out, bummer, careless, cheap, cheesy, crappy, cruddy, crummy, defective, deficient, diddly, dissatisfactory, downer, dreadful, erroneous, fallacious, faulty, garbage, godawful, grody, gross, grungy, icky, imperfect, inadequate, incorrect, inferior, junky, lousy, not good, off, poor, raunchy, rough, sad, slipshod, stinking, substandard, synthetic, the pits, unacceptable, unsatisfactory.

It's also embarrassing. Really, really embarrassing. I'm going to drive all the way to LA just to high five Perez Hilton.

26 comments:

khandersuk said...

It's a very rare scenario, but looking at her blog, I was truly speechless. Talk about absolute second rate, everything from the layout to the content to the unoriginality, absolute rubbish. I should add it's worse than I thought as I never had very high expectations, but the inexplicable horror of it still shocked me.

I guess I expected more from a woman who had previously stated she was planning to 'de-thrown Perez' as opposed to the more commonly used 'dethrone' phrase

Eduardo Retardo said...

I figured it would be bad but that there would probably be at least SOME KIND of redeeming thing about it. There really wasn't. It was poorly written, it didn't connect with the audience at all, it was beyond boring...

I mean really, a huge disappointment.

jenn said...

i knew it would be bad but...i didn't expect it to be THIS bad. she couldn't even take 30 seconds to go through her posts with spell check before posting them? "white supremiec" really tila, really?

even the most boring of gossip blogs at least spell correctly and use proper punctuation, so you can, you know, UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY ARE SAYING.

she is beyond moronic. she needs to stick to what she knows best; spreading her legs for money.

Ben said...

You guys are just jealous haters. You haven't seen it with the green screen. POW!

Cause that's the #1 feature I look for in a blog.

Joann said...

I also knew it wasn't going to be about anything too much...lots of pictures of herself and lies but I was wondering what inside scoop she could possible have on celebs who talked shit about her. Now that I think about it do any real celebs even know her?

Anyway, look for another launch date for her gossip site. She or whoever it doing this has to completely do it over since everyone was laughing at the "copy and paste" articles and numerous words spelled incorrectly.

Can someone school me on what is the importance of having a green screen that Tila raved about? I know nothing about a green screen and what it's used for.

Jen said...

This totally made my day.... HAAAAA!! Thanks for the laughs Rotspot. You never disappoint!

chey said...

Using ontd as a source? Really Tila? You think she would have learned a lesson after Perez Hilton got burned on the Lindsay Lohan HIV thing. But she probably only reads the ontd posts that are about her so...

Fatty McFatterson said...

A green screen is used in photography/cinema when you want to add a different background to a person in the foreground. The green screen works in editing by making it easy to remove all the green background and replace it with say a cityscape or a strip club background, without the person actually having to be at that location. My explanation isn't the best, but I've been really sick for a few days so I'm a little loopy.

Ben said...

Fatty is dead on when he says what it's used for. The big question is, why does it matter on a blog site? It doesn't, it's just so she can put in fake background and try to lie that she is somewhere she's not.

To show how tough green screens are to use/obtain, most film students use a green sheet as a green screen and it works just as well. Yes, her main feature can be found in a discount bin, just like her career.

alison m m said...

How dreadfully, terribly dumb and screwed up she is

Seagal said...

Wasn't she going to use the green screen for her "exclusive interviews with some of the best stars and insiders that Hollywood offers" or something like that? LMAO That thing she is calling a blog is written so poorly, no spellcheck, inaccurate puncuation,not that I am the best at puncuation but then I don't have a "staff of twenty" working for me. LMAO This is just another EPIC FAIL for the alien mutt.

Seagal said...

I forgot to add that talking shit about Sandy B pissed me off so much. Kick her while she's down ,Tila, you fucking mutt. I just think that was so tacky, rude, shitty, fucking low, and just plain rotten, as all the gossip sites, that I've read, have used a lot of compassion w/Sandy.

Joann said...

Thanks Fatty for the explanation of what a green screen is used for. I found that very, very interesting and you're right Ben, why would she need a green screen for a blog.

Tila will probably use it with a background picture of, let's say, somewhere in London telling us she is there interviewing her next artist for her record label.

Monique said...

Remember Tila said she would only talk smack on celebrities who talked bad about her? From everything I have read Sandra B. is one of the nicest celebrities out there. Not only has she never talked bad about Tila, I am sure has never even heard of her.

Fatty McFatterson said...

I'm not a huge movie fan, and would be hardpressed to name the top 3 movies out right now, but I have always been a huge Sandra Bullock fan. She's one of those actresses who seems more like one of your friends. Not only is she incredibly naturally beautiful, but she seems like a very sweet, down to earth kind of person. The fact that Tila would dare put Sandra's classy name in that gutter swamp mouth of hers, enrages me. Sandra will always be A-list, no matter what. Tila will never make it on any list, no matter what.

And Tila, I know you're reading this, please believe me when I say there is NO WAY Sandra has ever heard of you. Classless common people like me have heard of you (no offense to the other classless common people here who have heard of Tila), but truly good, truly talented people like Sandra haven't. They don't have an interest in visiting the pits of hell you inhabit. For you to claim Sandra is 'copying' your idea of adopting an African American child, shows how low you really are. She was involved in the adoption process for the last 4 years. She adopted the baby long before your claim of going to Oakland to adopt Jayden Jamel. Hey, whatever happened to that?
If anything Tila copies all other celebrities, like Brad and Angelina and Madonna, well, to copy them, she'd actually have to DO what they do, and she hasn't and she won't because she's sniffling little cunt faced bowlegged sewer rat, who has never and will never amount to anything.

starfish said...

was my comment deleted?????????????????

starfish said...

yeah, you know, i can probably reveal a few things about celebrities(from working and living in hollywood for a while and also from a friend who is a well known and respected photographer in new york) jay-z and beyonce, sham marriage. most rappers are gay or messed around with other men, lots are involved with some pretty sick shit and lots are freemasons. james cameron had a secret meeting with george bush when he was in office (why? not sure really...), scientology is pretty damned bizarre and mind-controlling, selena gomez and other disney stars are part of a mind control agency called MK Ultra, and have been electroshocked and sexually abused..

yeah there are lots of secrets in hollywood. im sure tila might of underwent some sort of programming. look up MK Ultra and illuminati formula to make a mind control slave...

Clementine said...

So she tweeted about how if you went to her blog you would find out the launch date...I didn't want to click because I don't want to pay for her habit but in the end I did...and guess what??? all it says is Launching in April...uh...does she realise it's the 29th today?
I also love how she's so sick and can't launch until she's better. IT'S A FUCKING PUSH BUTTON BLOG! JUST PRESS PUBLISH!!!
If she can twitter from her bedrest illness then she can launch a blog. She's probably going to tell her army that she has to fly to the top secret location of her servers and Bill Gates will give her a special key to unlock her site or something.

Ben said...

I just find it funny that she is "blogging exclusives" and has been using that phrase for at least a month now, and her site isn't launching until May 3rd or something. It won't be exclusive then unless it's made up (odds are that it will be).

And while I work in the film industry a lot of people I know who don't have the same feeling of Sandra Bullock that Fatty does, cause she's just the sweetest lady. To imply that she's adopting a child to cover her Nazi-ness is absurd. I can see why Tila went there, because Tila is trying to adopt a child for publicity, so she thinks that people have to have an ulterior motive to perform a selfless act.

BTW, $100 says that if Tila ever does adopt (God forbid) that someone will kidnap her child when she feels like she's not getting enough publicity.

Ericka said...

Starfish, the claims that you made are conspiracy theories. There is no Illuminati. I promise.

Cathy said...

Tila is a rotten rotten person. There is a special place in hell for people like her. If Sandra B was a racist would she actual adopt a child of a different race? I THINK NOT. Tila is "just jealous" that Sandra B has EVERYTHING her dumb ass will NEVER have.
What a LOSER!!!

Oh and the blog wow copy and pasting from other places does not mean you have "insider information" it means you have the internet which all of us have. I read all of that info on TMZ a few days ago.

Also does anyone else think its funny that Yahoo's celeb gossip is YAHOO OMG?

Cathy said...

Oh and I cant wait until she gets sued for slander and copy write violation.

jenn said...

LOL at illuminati and brain washing. starfish, honey. no.

Ben said...

Tila's quote of the night so far

"My site is HIGH TECH 5 STAR. So it takes LOTS of work!"

Holy Shit, she's so gone she thinks dog food is filet mignon.

Joann said...

Time Magazine listed their 100 LEAST Influential People of 2010 and guess who made the list???? She's on page 8 guys.

I read the whole list. Very funny.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1984685_1985389_1985284-1,00.html

starfish said...

anyways, how would you know that mk ultra and mind control and sexual abuse and experimenting and causing trauma to create several different personalities and using celebrities and singers to control us dont exist? do a little research before you say all high and mighty a dumb phrase like, "no, just no" wake up a little bit people!

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