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- ▼ May 2010 (69)
Tuesday, May 25
2:14 PM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
Tila is mad at us. I mean REALLY mad!
I guess you can lump me with all the other thieves. Yes, I steal Tila's delightful and informative content and pix and don't link back to her. What's funny is that she really doesn't care that it's the haters doing it, just that she's missing out on precious traffic to her blog. So, you can call her a sniveling 2-faced cunt or a washed-up, drugged-out twatwaffle, and she'll clap her little herpetic hands in glee as long as you link back. You see, when you're getting a million hits a week, and you realize your biggest audience is the jelis haters, and that the jelis hater's blogs are doing better than yours, and you could actually double your site views if they linked back, well there you have Miss Tila's dilemma.
So, do you need some more lol's? Take a gander at this, posted last week on Tila's piece o' crap blog:
This is an open letter to a gossip blog called 'oh no they didn't' (hey look Tila, I do know how to link back....well, I know how to link back to good blogs HA!). The lol's start in the opening paragraph where Tila admits she googles herself EVERYDAY. She thinks this is a big revelation because she doesn't think most celebs would admit it (and truthfully says it's because she's not like most celebrites...that's right cause you're NOT a celebrity, can't get any farther from being a celeb than that!). Most celebs, don't Google themselves Tila. Oh, maybe occasionally, but for the most part they don't care what is being said about them. They are secure in their professions and in their lives, and frankly, just too damn busy to worry what the chatter is all about. Of course, Tila is quick to point out how little she cares, that's it's just to entertain herself. I hope I'm entertaining you Tila. I hope I make you laugh and cry and oh, just hang on to my every word.
Tila goes on to commend ONTD for linking back to her and complimenting them on how smart they are to source her because with how well her site is doing, it's a win-win arrangement for them. Her massive audience is helping ONTD grow by leaps and bounds. Tila would like all the hate bloggers to join her blogroll. C'mon RotSpot, we can jump on Tila's famous coat-tails and ride into the sunset and into the success and fame Tila's blog can bring us.
Well, Tila, my pointy-headed little friend, I know you need us more than we need you. Sure, the RotSpot would be a ghost town if it wasn't for the news we bring about you (watch her take that sentence and run with it, lol!), but I think most of us would be happy to know that children weren't being corrupted over at your Hotspot, and that innocent people weren't being bilked in the name of a phony charity, so if there was no news to report on you, we'd be happy to hang up our blogs. Tila I know you want to add us to your blogroll, so you can force us to link back to your blog. You hate that we grab snippets of your posts and you don't get the traffic. TOO FUCKING BAD WHORE-MEAT! That's the way we roll.
While you're Googling your name, why don't you try Googling 'classy', 'successful', 'talented' and 'respected'. Oh, I know you won't see any mention of your name under those searches, I just thought I'd give you something new to read.