Thursday, April 22
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...news boys and girls. You remember when Tila was called a porn star on one of her interviews when she was in New York? I do because I giggle snorted whenever they said that. And PBR doesn't feel good comin' out your nose!
Bugsy also elaborated to the fact that USUALLY the guest show girls at the Crazy Horse are porn stars.
I mean, we've called her a whore all along and got called "jelluz h8r beetchez" for it so I'm just going to *point and laugh* now!
I mean, we've called her a whore all along and got called "jelluz h8r beetchez" for it so I'm just going to *point and laugh* now!
(Source: Jesse Capps via Rock Confidential)
I find it funny that such a millionaire hogul (Ooooh, that has a WHOLE NEW TRUTH to it now!) has to get on all fours to squeeze a few pennies out of her ass. I guess fuckin' DJ's and crankin' high school "garage band" audio out about doing so isn't payin' so well eh? I just keep on a laughin'.....
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GROSS!...Her FACE in the left-hand photo up top. Tila, I know you're reading this. Look what the drugs do to your FACE! It hurts to look at you. You know how awful it is to hear fingernails on a chalkboard? I get that same awful feeling LOOKING at your face.
Imagine that ugly mug all scrunched up in her porn. *puke*
It's her calling! Hopefully she'll keep that penis in her mouth and get tied up so we won't have to suffer from Hurricane Tila anymore.
This is priceless!!! Didn't she just say in one of her interviews that there's no crotch shots of her out there? That was an obvious lie. But now, the whole ugly mess is going to be out there. She such a fabulous role model for all those 13-18 year old "tila army".
I am positive she is really going to get that Ambassador nomination now.NOT!!.LMFAO!!!
Thanks so much "Super Bitch" for making my night :)
Tila Tequila vs Sister Terrible Terri
http://thedirty.com/2010/04/13/tila-tequila-vs-terrible-terri/
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ladies & Gentlemen, here we have two sisters who have been in competition with each other since they were born: the wannabe celebrity Tila and her troll looking sister Terri. People in Houston mistake Terri for Tila all the time but that migit has a baby she can’t take care of bc she’s broke as a joke.. always looking for a baby daddy to use for money. Tila is the same way, but uses chics too, and not only for money but for attention from the media. Everyone knows she’s nothing but bad luck (R.I.P. Casey). These chicks are refugees from Vietnam and grew up in the hood (ALIEF). While Tila is in California scrounging for pennies, so is her sister..always looking for ways to use people for whatever they have. They’re cheap, short, infected (DRD) and wish they were white so they dye their hair blonde. Nik, Which one of these twinkies would you choose if they were the last chics on earth?
Answer: None, I would kill myself. I would never put my Greg or nasal cavities through that type of torture.
**Tila in image above, Terri in image below
Tila Tequila Lesbian Porn
http://thedirty.com/2008/07/18/tila_tequila-_before_she_was_a_d-list_celeb2c_she_was_a_porn_star/
I just wanted to alert the DIRTY ARMY that there is a lesbian porn of Tila Tequila floating around the internet at the moment, before VH1/MTV decided to make her a poster child. Warning the pictures are overtly sexual with alien lesbianism and an awkward scent. Great Role model for the future of America. If you are under 18 I would prefer that you did not click SEE MORE DIRTY.
Well, to be fair, she DID say that she was working on a comic that would be turned into a movie. She just didn't mention that the comic was x rated.
vomit.
Seeing as the mongrel claims to sit in the same circles as Donald Trump, I can't wait to see The Donald's newest flick, Suck My Trump-et. Hey, that's the way all moguls do it!!!!
LOL! I will be sure to invite my friends Earl and Ralph over to view that hot mess when it comes out!
I'm going to wait and see if this is true, don't want to get my hopes up.
Maybe that's why she was taking all those crotch shot pictures, doing PR for what she was really going to do.
I found this link, definitely NSFW:
http://www.youporn.com/watch/178926/tila-tequila/?from=search_full&pos=1
Following a link someone suggested at The Dirty.
So it looks like she is going back to what she knows!
And Tila really believes that she is gonna be an Ambassador, when she has done stuff like this in the past!
Its pretty tame by most porn standards, but no way could she ever get a high ranking civil service job after this.
IMHO, she looks really out of it in this video of the photo shoot. Her eyes look so glazed.
This is the new reality thing she was talking about. I mean, it's about as accurate as you can get to her life.
If this is true, I hope that all of those online magazines or blogs that agreed to interview her feel stupid...especially FOX! They got conned into partaking in a press tour for an aspiring porn actress. *thumbs up*
I guess Tila has officially accepted that she's incapable of doing anything other than spreading her legs. She can't even lie right. I saw that she got some AI reject to "sign" with her label and then lied about him being one of the last two contestants. Tila, do you know what Google is? Are you familiar with the way that it works? You type things into the little box and it displays stuff. Sometimes it answers your questions. And many times, it tells us how much of a dumb bitch you are. Get your facts straight.
Man, looking at new pictures of her next to old ones is frightening.
@Jenn - yeah, looks like this RJ guy got bumped after 4 weeks on the first season of NZ Idol.
Rob, Rob, Rob... you just have no idea what you're getting yourself into, do you?
http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=418531191578&ref=mf
Tila says she's flying him to LA "this summer." We'll see... we'll see.
LOL. She must really need the money. No real mogul would lower themselves to these standards. Even if I was poor I couldn't make a porn. This girl has so shame. I just ate my lunch. I don't need to think about her spreading her legs and letting her rot spot hang out.
Here we go again. Poor RJ has no idea what's in store for him. Hope he has a back up plan or maybe he should have a chat with Razb2k.
What about all the other people Tila was gonna make superstars like the Texaz Twinz, the super model, the football player and Sinceer from the Flavor Of Love?
sigh* piss tila..i mean miss tila is such a mogul. i admire her. def admire the fact that she takes crotch pics with her smelly skid marked panties,and her $9.99 contacts,greasy hair and crusty feet.what a prize she is.(im being sarcastic)
wow! why would she do PORN after all she has been trying to do for herself. i guess shes got to make money somehow. why does she need to be famous anyways? people only make fun of her. why not just go to school and obtain a career. she seems like she wishes for a good respectable career, but she never follows through with it. sigh! who knows...
Starfish....even if Tila got a degree and applied for a job..if I was a boss I would not hire her. If she lies to a bunch of people on the internet and poses nude with tampons strings hanging out her vag I doubt she would be a good person to hire. Bosses like to Google people who they might hire! I can't see her being a normal person and working. She isn't normal.
@starfish....Tila has done soft porn before. She's only going back to what she does best except she's taking it to another level by doing hard core porn now, if this is true.
Countdown to Tila coming up with the following scenarios...
Excruciating pain on the right side of her abdomen
Excruciating headaches
Father calling the sheriff on her
There's too much headline news out right now that Tila can't compete with...
Though I thought he was a total douchebag on that stupid Rock of Love show, I'd like to wish Bret Michaels a speedy recovery. I did note that the media is saying he is 47, while on the show he tried to say he was a few years younger (which would make him 44 or 45 now). I so delight in these people shaving years off just to be caught later on lol.
tila wants a long career she should have said yes to a third season of A Shot Of Love,
Should have said yes to the three record deals she was offered and should have said yes to the porn contract she was offered.
Instead tila decided to do it on her own and is know kicking herself for it.
Anyone else notice that all shots of her on the streets of NYC(the series from the first two shots and her eating a hot dog) there is no one in the background? What time does it have to be in NYC for there to be basically NO ONE on the street? 5am? Im guessing another binge induced awesome idea ala lingerie supermarket trip.
I am same age as her, but i look younger....eww!! she look like a 500 years old skeleton. Tila remember you were f!cking talking about Brit, Lindy's panties..hey betch!...now how about yours?....You are more worse than Courtney Cox...omg! now you can smile for me that i compared you with her...POW betch!
OMG Tila has announced a fashion line!!! She's trolling for designs from her young fans, and get this, she wants CLASSY BEDAZZLED designs. She promised her designer/fans billions, lol. I didn't know you could rake in billions on cafepress.com!
For Tila, this latest scam is a way to keep her name in the news and a way to continue whatever 'controversy' she feels she's living at the moment. She figures if she floods the media with this crap someone may just sit up and take notice. Let's hope it's a sniper.
Tila claims that the media and 'insiders' are all talking about her blog and how she's going to dethrone Perez. Well, it is true, except the media is QUOTING the ho-bag, not coming to their own conclusions. So far, except for a handful of her Army of Morons and Halfwits, NO ONE IS talking about this much anticipated blog.
Meth Tila, I mean, Miss Tila, lay down the pipe, it's time for a nap!
Fashion line?? At this point I think she is just getting her jollies by saying anything to hear her band of teenage monkeys fawn all over it. It's a sick power trip. "BREAKING NEWS: I KIDNAPPED 5 8-YEAR-OLDS AND TIED THEM UP IN MY BASEMENT TO TORTURE! POW! YAY!" "awesome t, i luv u, ur hot"
Something's up with the blog, too. She promised to release it on a "secret midnight" this week and suddenly at the zero hour she's signed some 8th-rate Idol reject and is starting a fashion line. Is it wrong to say I wish she would die already and put her--and us--out of misery once and for all? Or at least OD to where she's brain damaged enough she can't type or talk.
The only people who would wear her fashion line would be her dumbass fans and strippers. Her line (if she ever releases it, though I doubt it would happen, she seems to be all talk) probably wouldn't be cheap since she considers her a celebrity and this will be a "celebrity line". So maybe the strippers won't even want anything!
I was looking at itunes to see how many people downloaded her DJ song and stumbled upon this.
Look at the reviews for a song she did back in 2007 called Stripper Friends, ESPECIALLY the 1st review.
Evidently Tila has been using other artist's material and trying to put her spin on it for a long time. SMH
Check out who influenced her back then..LOL. Didn't Tila slam this artist recently?
http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/stripper-friends-single/id265925233
she tweeted that her DJ song was getting lots of airplay on KIIS in LA. Funny thing - as of this a.m. it's not even on their playlist.
Yea ... WHY are her feet ALWAYS crusty? That bothers me SOOOO bad!!!!!!!!!!
@TRS(Superbitch)
Meth.
http://www.kci.org/meth_info/msg_board_posts/2008/020108/Swelling_of_feet.htm
http://www.sitelogr.com/s/tilatequilaomg.com
Does this mean she gets money for every person that visit her site, even though it's not up yet?
meid620....I was under the impression if a website was not up and running it would not show traffic because there was no content on the page, but evidently I was wrong.
I see, from the link you gave us, even if there is no content on the page itself and someone clicks on the URL of the page it brings in money.
I noticed that her gossip site page, after promoting it, started to spike in February and makes $15 per day with 5,132 visitors recorded per day for the last 3 months.
She can keep the page up forever without content and if people keep clicking on the URL to see if it's up, the site will bring in some money.
Maybe that's why she won't give a definite date about it coming out anymore...just want to make some money off of it by people clicking on the URL and never intend to put any content on it...I'm only guessing here.
Perhaps someone with more knowledge on how this works can give us better insight on what's going on.
Currently her site is not generating any income from click-thrus.
You will find significant fluctuations from one estimator to the next depending on their algorithm.
http://www.cubestat.com/www.tilatequilaomg.com
Thanks Monique. I did notice the spikes have the same time frame but some info from your link is different from the info on the first link.
http://www.kci.org/meth_info/sites/meth_facts2.htm
OMG its tila to the mother fuckin T~!!!!
i didnt really believe it but when you read it an compare it to her behavior...its spot on...if she really isnt doin drugs than god help her mentally unstable ass
Hmmmm. Her site was supposed to launch "this week." Which was now officially last week. So much for another promise broken to her "army."
Well she seems to have done the usual. Stop talking about one thing and start talking non stop about an other. Although she hasnt twittered once about her porn, which is weird because that seems to be the only legitimate thing she is doing right now. Funny that.
I thought she was going to tell her fans the release date on her recorded message..its funny how she uses that to tell all her big secrets, how much money does she make when people call it?
Instead she told everyone about her new hot artist and her newly launched clothing line that she needs fans to design clothes for and that her sister is President in Charge of.
Poor slag is so desperate for attention.
Tila's sister had a clothing line about 6 years ago and it was a failure.
Let's see...what could Tila possibly be doing that kept her from launching her gossip site and from being on Twitter????
1. Shooting her porn movie.
2. On a weekend meth binge.
3. Laying up with her new artist Rob.
4. In jail.
5. She got sicker and was in the hospital.
She might say she got so many submissions for her fashion line that her and her sister have been working hard non stop to choose the best ones so they can get the line ready ....or she's been working on a big surprise for her fans and it will be massive, but they have to wait until 12 midnight to find out what it is.
LOL...who the hell knows what this lying skank is doing.
I think Tila is laying low since one of our fellow haters found her real address and posted it on his Twitter. I went to zillow.com, put the address in, and found a bunch of pictures of the 'mansion'. It's a one bedroom, one bath condo, worth a quarter of a million (I'm not even a mogul and my house is over half a million). The pictures show the exact same layout as Tila's, including the exact same blinds in the windows. The kitchen is identical.
I'm not going to post the address or the link because somewhere in this addled brain, I have a conscience and don't think it's right because it's not public info (the Tweeter paid $75 to one of those people finder sites for the info). I can, however, send the rotspot team the pix that were on the condo site, and y'all can make up your own minds if it's the thousandaire mogul's place or not.
I was reading her twitter last night and someone posted an address, with the exception of a unit number, and a link showing how the outside of the building looked. I don't know if that was her real address or not but they had it on blast.
If you look up that address on zillow.com, you'll see all the pix of the units and see that's it's exactly the same as Tila's unit
i really wish someone would just post the address so i could look up the condo. if it's already been published on the internet, i don't see the big deal.
jenn....I didn't copy the address when I saw it last night and now I can't find it again on her twitter. I don't know if Tila deleted it or not.
This does not count as a "gated community"
http://twitpic.com/1i65kh
Let me clarify Tila's address wasn't posted on twitter. It was made very clear that this was either TT, Leo, or Bradshaw's address.
12801 Moorpark Street Unit XXX, Studio City, CA 91604
So again, the above is NOT verified in any way. ;) Sorry, did I wink?
PS: Yes I have a conscience and I would never of posted the address if someone had been honest. Not even be honest really, but don't start making crap up. Say it has 2 stories, 3 balconies, pool, sauna, your pet having a room, the "new addition" having a room (in blue) and the $ spent on designing the interior. Then, if that's not enough, take pictures of the "second floor" & promise a video is on the way. All that needed to be said (if anything) was "I'm moving". Maybe if we weren't treated as stupid we wouldn't feel the need to prove that we are not.
Monique said... "Maybe if we weren't treated as stupid we wouldn't feel the need to prove that we are not."
I feel the same way. I don't follow her every word each day but when I do check her out, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt 95% of it will be a lie and I love to call her out on it.
I don't have to do this but I choose to do it for the simple reason she came on to minors, thinks she's a smart ass and has absolutely no respect for herself or her fans(of which I am not). She's the scum of humanity simply because what she does, she does on purpose.
I'm waiting patiently for this skank to be brought down.
3 post suggestions:
1. Whatever happened to raz2bk?
2. Bio of TT cohort and enabler Leo Madrid.
3. Bio of TT cohort and enabler Mr Bradshaw, owner of the world's most.... something... eyebrows.
p.s slightly off topic... but anyone else notice michael lohan praising courtney semel via twitter? That guy is all kinds of fucked up.
"owner of the world's most.... something... eyebrows."
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that cracked me up!
Ok, here is some addition information (you may be interested in this Adtastic). Mr Bradshaw had Twitter Geo Tracking on the other day. Well someone mentioned it to him, informing him that it was on. Well since he is probably about as bright as Tila, Mr B told everyone to RT and spam the person for giving out his HOME address. Like I said, the person was just calling it to Mr. B's attention and NEVER said it was his home address. If MrB wouldn't of asked for the spam thing & hadn't called even more people's attention to the tweet by doing so. I wouldn't of posted the following.
631 N. Curson Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90036
What a hag. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EtnsHMiKcw
LOL ty monique, for sharing. That is hilarious and I agree, if she hadn't lied so much about where she moved to, it would have never been a big deal but since she wants to treat everyone like they're stupid, this is what happens.
That video seriously pisses me off. She publicly threatened suicide on twitter in November, before Casey died. What's more, if she doesn't want people judging "things that are personal," she shouldn't make it public. She took something that's a sensitive and painful subject for many people and made a mockery of it with her suicide trending topics. She obviously needs help, but that's just negligent and potentially harmful to too many people for me to care too much about her.
Anyone else find it funny that people had been mentioning the lack of Onyx so Tila says that she's going to bed and Onyx is with her so people think the dog is still alive. It's enough for the Army to eat it up, but for those of us who know Tila talked about the non-existent fetus like that it makes things even more suspicious.
If you would like more information or maybe to give a "thank you" for the info I posted above, this is the person.
http://www.rnb411.blogspot.com/
I hope Onyx is ok. :(
I think Tila's next hubby will be BlogXilla from Global Grind, that guy is always giving her press without doing journalist diligence.
http://globalgrind.com/channel/gossip/content/1541676/Tila-Tequila-Addresses-Her-Personal-Pain-VIDEO/
Hehehe thanks Monique!
Did you know Onyx has a MySpace page? It gave me a ton of LOLz! Tila has to even embellish her dog's history. She "came from the streets of Compton." "Her babies were taken away by the animal police."
http://www.myspace.com/onyxtequila
Honestly I think Onyx is fine. If not, she would of made something dramatic about what had happened & also would of used it as another excuse to why her blog hasn't opened.
PS OMG This is too funny! When I went to post this was the word verification. http://twitpic.com/1ip7vs I guess it's where hobbits go for a drug abuse problem. You listening Tila?
The skank don't have Onyx anymore that's why she made a point of tweeting about going to bed with him/her.
I don't think the dog is dead though. IMO, she probaly took him to the pound or gave Onyx to someone else when she moved because she couldn't afford the pet fee at her new place..LOL.
Anyway, I notice Tila has taken a lot of time off from her twitter because, as she tweeted, she's still sick and feeling horrible.
Funny, when she fell off the chair and cracked her head, doubled up with sharp pains shooting through her stomach and could barely walk she was tweeting the whole scenario as it was happening. Now, her only symptom is feeling horrible and she can't tweet anything for hours upon hours..LOL
We all know she's saying she's sick as an excuse for not having that gossip site up yet. IMO, she never had any content for her gossip site, just a URL.
Tick tock...tick tock..skank.
God I'm so sick of her. Broken record, same shit, stupid fucking bitch / whore / cunt.
Rotspot out!
Thanks for the link to Onyx's Myspace page Monique. I swear if I didn't know anything about Tila and saw Onyx's page I would think the owner was 10 years old.
The info by the picture says Onyx is female and 19. Wouldn't that be like 80 years old in human life??? Do dogs live that long?
I did notice in the pictures the dog is always laying down. Maybe she did pass on.
I don't think Tila would take Onyx to the pound. She wouldn't give anything away for free. Need to start checking Craigs list.
I dont know the story about Onyx. I have tired to talk to Casa on FB about it. These are the responses i have gotten RE: Onyx
ONYX...IS FINE...SHE IS GREAT DOG....
SHE IS TAKING BETTER CARE OF THE ONYXXXXXX THEN """HERSELF""""
Not sure if it means anything but i couldnt get a straight answer as to weither or not Tila actually HAD Onyx or not. I asked several times and got those answers. I really hope Onyx is okay...
sooo who watched the GG interview? Did you all catch the part about the charity? So NOW because Casey (your fucking cash cow) passed away, youre no long going to keep it going? OR BECAUSE YOU WERE FUCKING EXPOSED BITCH!??
Here is the interview. Enter at your own risk.
http://globalgrind.com/channel/music/content/1541891/Miss-Tila-Speaks-to-The-Industry-Cosign/
Maybe dogs aren't allowed in Tila's one-bedroom mansion.
I know someone dug up her address. They're condos? You could contact the condo association or do some digging into real estate listings at that address to see if dogs (especially large dogs) are against the rules.
I'm trying to see now if pets are allowed at her place. I haven't found anything about it yet.
Another thought.....does Tila have a washer in dryer in her apartment? If she doesn't can you imagine her using a public one? I would not want to do my laundry in the same place as that skank!!!
Oops I meant washer AND dryer.
Ooh found this!
http://bedbugregistry.com/location/CA/91604-1339/Studio-City/12801-Moorpark-St
There are pets living there and they are bringing in bed bugs ahhaa. Place must be ghetto.
Many apartments and condo communities allow pets but have restrictions on how large they can be or on specific breeds. I've seen many leases and HOA agreements that ban the "bad five" which include dobermans, rottweilers, chows, german shepherds and PIT BULLS. It wouldn't surprise me in the least that she cast Onyx aside to move into the only place that would accept her given her financial situation and -uh- very public history.
i want some new posts
i'm not interested in her dog tila gave away onyx just like she have away her other dog.
She cant take take of anything she said so in a interview.
Tila Tequila
I LOVE MY #TILAARMY!!! LISSY, GUERILLA STAR, MITTEE, CARLEANA, SKY, ZOE, ALLL OF YOU! YES I KNOW ALL OF YOUR NAME & FACES!!! I LOVE U!
Updated 3 days ago via Permalink
I think she only has 6 fans left. 6 fans too many. lol.
I feel sorry for the kid who's parent's named them "Guerilla Star".
So Tila's bragging that she knows all six of her fans? Funny she can't keep even that low number straight. @Guerillastar is a production company. Her fan's account is actually @GUERRILLERASTAR. Way to fuck that up too, Tila.
Inneresting. Just for shits and giggles I clicked on @Guerrilerastar's web link on her twitter profile and got a popup warning me that I was about to sign into gmail using the name "guerrillerastar" and that it might be an attempt to trick me. I didn't go any further but that's pretty shady!!
I see Tila is still MIA. Wonder if the NYC Crazyhorse strippers got in touch with a lawyer about getting their money and Tila is now dealing with a slew of lawsuits. lol.
I'm guessing she's MIA because she ran out of drugs and finally crashed.
She will come back and say she has been missing because of her super secret blog launch and had to hire 50 more people because she is soooo swamped with it's launch.
OR that she got soooo many awesome POW! designs that her she has been trying to sign all the hot designers that she is going to make billionaires for her clothing line. Because she's already got the fabrics for them and everything...
She could also claim that she has been taking acting lessons from the worlds top super secret acting coach that has taught all the top Oscar winning celebs because of her upcoming BIG movie(ie:she's been snorting coke and fucking randoms she met at the Mailboxes Etc.)
I love that she is such a moron that she doesn't even know how the simpliest things work and just spouts cold diarrhea and her "Army" go along with it for whatever reason.
I was reading some of her older blog posts. She said that she received over 15,000 requests to be represented by her music label. So many that she had to set up another email address. Out of over 15,000 emails you only have 1 person signed?
Speaking of email. What HOgul uses gmail for all their important email correspondence? The ports are not even open for her blog site to receive/send email.
Tila has no idea what a mogul is. It seems as though she gets an idea for a few businesses, register the names and proceed to tell people she is a mogul because she calls herself the "CEO" of these businessess. I doubt she even knows what CEO means.
What the simpleton doesn't know or understand is you have to have ALL the businesses up and running for years and years and they have to continually be making a big profit.
You also have to have a lot of people working for you who know what they're doing in order to keep the company growing and making money. You can't do it alone. This is what, over time, makes a person wealthy and powerful or a mogul, no matter what field they're in. Like Monique said, what mogul uses gmail for correspondence? That tells you right there she's full of it.
I'm sure she's making SOME money for those fly by night gigs she goes on but it ain't no mogul money. The skank can't even get a gossip site off the ground properly. Mogul my ass.
A actress she worked with in porn was killed by her reality star boyfriend. Ironically, he was a contestant on "The Sexiest Bachelor in America".
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-5437246-504083.html
Please Joann... Tila's a HUGE mogul. She's the "CEO" of a blog with no blog posts for fucksakes :D