- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Monday, August 16
3:50 PM | Posted by HottyRotty
Photo Credit: Village Voice
Sailor Vesta has been around since the beginning of Rotspot and when we found out she was headed to the GOTJ we were ecstatic!! And now all of you twits know why! We have our very own inside experience on the situation. Enjoy!
So after a long day of running around and getting amped up for the night to come, it's finally about two in the morning. The ever so lovable Tilamonster is scheduled to go on stage at 2:40 am on the second stage. I go back up to my campsite, get my eggs and chunks my baby ready and start my trek down the hill.
I get down there and make my way through the crowd with one of my two dozen eggs and my baby doll under my arm. I start handing out my eggs to random ninjas who'd love to throw an egg at Tila Tequila.
I mean, come on, who wouldn't. Now, mind you, I'm throwing eggs. Someone behind me has a dildo in his pocket, I've been hearing about shit bagging and piss filled water balloons for weeks. I just read TMZ and read about the watermelon, so obviously, I was pretty fucking tame.
So, time keeps ticking by. Security keeps making their rounds and it's about 3-3:30 am and security starts pulling people out of the crowd. Security literally flashes the light in my face and apparently some dude behind me was pointing me out trying to say I was the one with some heavy ammo. I kept an egg, dropped the rest down and made sure I didn't get caught.
We're all still waiting and we have figured she wasn't showing up at all, it's about four in the morning at this point. We thought "Okay, we scared her, she's just gonna pussy out."
A black town car rolls up one golf cart of security in front of it. I, along with a couple hundred of other people gather around the car. We all start chanting "Tila" to try to coax her out of the car. It eventually works, and her little alien self emerges like a little timid child. It's quite clear she's scared out of her mind as she should be.
She gets escorted into the trailer and a bunch of other golf carts come riding up to the trailer. We were wondering if it was to get her out of her contract cause that's what it looked like.
She finally comes out and she comes on stage and she decides to open with "I'll Kick Everybody's Ass In The Room" which was probably the worst idea ever. The normal Faygo bottles and water bottles were getting thrown and getting swatted by her two security guards. She tried to say "I love you Juggalos!" But obviously the feeling wasn't mutual.
Two or three "songs" in (I say that, because she was lip-syncing...her mic was only loud enough for when she was talking shit) she starts getting hit and actually picks up a bottle and throws it back. She starts screaming "Fuck you guys! I'm not going anywhere! Fuck you!" Wrong thing to say!
People are getting more and more pissed, they are throwing anything they can get their hands on. She's talking more and more shit and more security guards are getting on stage.
Now, my personal favorite part is when I look over and see Twiztid and ICP drive up to see the trainwreck in action. Second favorite part? Tom Green running over after finishing his set to try and diffuse the situation by jumping on stage and dancing.
Now, back to her being a complete idiot. She keeps trying to perform...she then RIPS HER TOP OFF LIKE AN IDIOT and a guy bum rushes the stage. At this point, there were eight huge dudes on stage. Noweverything is being thrown. Trash, rocks, bottles. She's now "rapping" with this scarf thing over her face so we know she got hit with something. Next thing we know, we all see her get pelted, and she gets grabbed by security and rushed off stage and back to the trailer. I swear, you would have thought she was one of the Beatles or something.
Now that she's in her trailer, everyone starts gathering around it again. I look behind me, people are on second stage smashing chairs and throwing trash cans. I heard a smash...I turn around and they were smashing up the town car she drove in on and they were circling the trailer. That's when I decided it was a good idea to leave.
When the videos go up I'm sure you'll hear me screaming things like "get the fuck of" or "you stupid fucking cunt" and things of that nature.
But that is exactly what happened. Bitch was two hours late, she instigated the fight, and she got hurt.