Wednesday, September 1

postheadericon Tila at the Emmys



Let's see what Tila had to say about heading to the Emmy's. It appeared in the same post as the paparazzi whine, but it deserves it's own post for your commenting pleasure.

I was invited to go to the EMMY AWARDS so right now I gotta go to my fitting to see what dress I’m going to wear! The only thing I’m pissed off about is that my face. I mean I dont wanna go out to the Emmy Awards, with a beautiful dress on, and get pictures of it with fucking stitch bandages all over my face! I don’t wanna take off the bandages and put make-up over it because it will cause infection.

Who in the fuck would invite Tila to the Emmy's? Who in the fuck would take Tila to a fitting for a designer gown if she wasn't actually invited for an award? Oh, that's right - Football Field Forehead dressing her in fug duds is a "fitting". Don't worry Tila, if I looked like you, I'd be pissed off about my face too. With only a few stitches (by her admission), they'd be out by now. If they are dissolving, that's only about 4-5 days. If they need to remove them, leaving them in this long would cause way too much permanent scarring and no doctor will leave them in this long. It was, at the time of this post, two full weeks since the "incident". Barring a serious blood or skin disorder, it would be healed, since her arm meet was healed in a matter of days and were much longer, we know she has neither. There is also makeup out there, specifically designed to cover some scabbed wounds. You wouldn't use makeup on a fresh or open wound (still bleeding or pussing), but one that has scabbed over, is almost healed and is mostly scar would not cause an infection with certain makeups on the market. In the case of some rich and famous, they have actually put a dab of plaster over the area and then cover that in makeup when walking red carpets. I had two websites saved, one beauty editor and another makeup artist to the stars, but they were on my main computer and that's packed. I'll update this when I can get it again.

UGHHH! Whatever, I might as well just be a G and go there looking fab even with all the bandages and stitches on my face. We’ll see…………

Ok that’s it for today. I have SOOOO much to do this weekend so talk to you guys sooon!

-Miss Tila

So... a G is faking the severity of injuries, leaving stitches in for days past their useful time, being so excited and goofy over pain meds, while driving under the influence?

PS-LIKE I SAID, ON A NORMAL DAY TO DAY BASIS, I THIS IS HOW I USUALLY DRESS. I ONLY WEAR “SEXY COSTUME GET-UPS WHEN I PERFORM OR PHOTO-SHOOTS” DO YOU LIKE THE OUTFIT I HAVE ON? I LIKE SHOWING THE WORLD THE REAL “MISS TILA” MORE NOW. TILA TEQUILA IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO DONE! THIS IS WHO I AM! CLASSY AND COVERED! :)
Classy and covered.................................................... *snort, choke, spits out pop*

So... Tila talks about heading to the Emmy's, we get it - she's been "invited" to every major awards show for years. She's been a crasher (and unwanted) at an after party or two but the Emmy invite takes the cake. Of course, she never went, never even tried, never tweeted about how awesome her dress was and instead was posting as yet another "Tila Staff" member, this one dubbed 11 about Lindsay Lohan. We see a post from Bradshaw about best and worst dressed. Tila is on neither list... you'd think, if he dressed her, she'd at least make best list! The best list has nothing close to anything he's styled Tila on, yet some of his worst are close to her Halloween costumes.

*By the way, he's the ONLY one, on ALL blogs big and small, who listed Kelly Osbourne as worst dressed. Fan voting on some of these sites had a 95% love/rate/adorable of her outfit. The only negative comments I could find... she's getting too skinny. What does that tell you when he rates the most favorited celeb on the carpet as worst dressed? Yeah, same thing it tells me.

Just for a side lol - what happens when you search Google for Tila Tequila Emmys?

3 comments:

BigPoppaPhat said...

Another question is, what the hell would Tila be awarded?

gillianthemad1013 said...

I thought Kelly Osbourne looked gorgeous. 9Head wouldn't know style if it hit him on his 9 head. But really, what could one expect from someone responsible for the S&M bird outfit fiasco and other fashion faux pas... if you ask me, I think Bradshaw is JUSS JELLIS.

And yeah, how low can you go, Tila? Even Kate Gosselin was invited to the Emmys. You've released an album this year and Kate Gosselin's only achievement in life was pushing out a million babies and being a cunt. Still, she gets invited and Tila gets the shaft. Ouch. So much for her mogul-dom.

Jennifer said...

Haha I did the exact same search the night of the Emmys... I still have 'tila tequila emmys' in my firefox/google search box!

Better delete it before the text gives my computer a bug!! How funny no wonder all those links from the screen cap looked familiar.

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