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- ▼ September 2010 (32)
Wednesday, September 1
10:23 AM | Posted by Seola
We all know Tila is winging her way to Vegas to perform at a strip club. I found a few gems out there in Googleville that I'd like to share. I came across a poster for Tila's appearance.
How old is that damn picture they used? That looks pre-Shot At Love days! A 6-8 year old picture at least. Guess they know her ugly ass-face now would make people run. Tila is there - this poster does NOT say "hosting" or "performing" - on September 4th. Pay attention to the red circle. This is a WEEK before it officially opens! They are doing a few trial runs before the actual opening. This bitch wasn't even slutty or popular enough to actually be invited to the REAL opening. Who is reported to follow Tila the next day? Angelina Pivarnick. Someone from Jersey Shore, I've never even heard of. I know of only two from the gossip rags. Snooki and Situation. So they couldn't even score the other midget of reality famewhoring. (Please note the prior post of mine speaking of Tila being covered up and classy.)
Now... what's the absolute best thing about this poster? Look at the bottom - it was posted on CRAIGSLIST. Yeah, people must be knocking down the doors if they have to post ads on a free site.
I also found a really great write up on the club itself over at the Daily Fiasco. It's actually really damn funny, I'll post a few of the best snippets here.
VIP areas are tiered on either side of the main floor, and tables surround the stages — one of which bears the unfortunate moniker “The Beaver Stage.” Likewise, the club’s mascot is a gold-toothed and top-hatted castor canadensis and you can use your credit card to buy “Beaver Bucks,” which can be used in lieu of cash if you aren’t happy with the methods currently at your disposal to abuse the plastic at gentlemen’s establishments. Still, the choice of nomenclature is cringe-inducing. We’re already at a strip club, fellas. No need to make it less subtle.Beaver Bucks!! Get your Beaver Bucks right here kids!
the cocktail servers take the downstairs attire — a black and silver corset with silver sequined booty shorts — to a logical conclusion we’re surprised we’ve never seen anywhere else. They wear black and gold underbust corsets with gold pasties, for a more, ah, free-swinging experience.Ah, high class surroundings!
They’re bringing in Tila Tequila Sept. 4, and coming right back with Angelina Pivarnick, the second-least likable broad on Jersey Shore (after the risable Sammi), Sept. 5. But at least that weekend there’ll be a few other girls there you’d actually want to see topless.*giggles* Hope whomever attends gets a chance for the other girls they DO want to see topless! I'm waiting on Tila to be trying to steal the girls money... I hear Vegas chicks don't play around.