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- ▼ September 2010 (32)
Tuesday, September 7
7:41 AM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
Wait, what am I talking about? Larry Flynt is the Jesus Christ of bad taste. He's probably laughing his ass off over this.
Let me begin this post by saying I've been to the Hustler Club in Phoenix. It's okay. It's not great by any means, nor is it one of my favorite strip clubs here. They have a fun Halloween night party. I consider myself to be somewhat of a mammary ranch aficionado (if you're looking for quality, my top two clubs here are Le Girls Cabaret on Washington or Bliss Showclub on W. Deer Valley Road *plug plug*), and I would be sorely disappointed, and probably infected, if I bothered to go to the Hustler Club in Vegas after seeing these pictures.
Let's go through them, shall we?
DListed and the phrase "meemaw mouth." I thought she had gum, but looking at it more I think it's just one of many disgusting little Tila traits. But you be the judge. And no, don't even ask me what's going on with those tits. Is that a bandaid? And what's with the tiny heart on the blond below her bigger heart? Is that a triple nipple? Oh god, please tell me it's a triple nipple!
Oh hey, I'm glad to see Heidi Montag circa 2006 came out for the party.
Trashier times at the Crazy Horse, April 2010.
And finally...this is my favorite picture of the night.
Also! That's a Kid Rock impersonator! HA!
You know what's funny? I can tell she tried extra hard to look good.