- Tila Offender Checklist
- Fatty's Last Stand
- We Hate Tila Because of Twitter - PopCrunch
- Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Meth Mouth
- Embarrassment, Party of 1
- Sorry Casey, Tila's Finally in Love!
- Carlton Jordan's take ...
- The Tila Recycle
- The Gossip Queens
- Guest Post: Who is Mr. Bradshaw?
- Asian Hooker to Wannabe Chola!?!?!
- I Can't Even Come Up With A Headline For This
- Rinse, Repeat ...
- Ah, True Love
- Can Tila REALLY Be That Stupid? PART DEUX
- We Will Never Forget
- EXCLUSIVE! Tila Publicly Thanks Fatty and Rotspot ...
- Can Tila REALLY Be That Stupid!?
- Crack O'Clock, Attention Shawne Merriman
- ICP is Classier Than Tila Tequila
- Tila Didn't Learn her Lesson: Continues to Taunt t...
- Most STDs Wins!
- No-life Jelis Hater Checking In!
- Paging Larry Flynt
- Uncle Eddie Ruins Your Breakfast
- Do the lies ever stop?
- Tila--Warrior Princess or Dumbass Skank?
- Tila's Nose for News
- Tila's Vegas Preview
- Tila at the Emmys
- Tila "Stalked"
- Miss Seola Advice Column
- ▼ September 2010 (32)
Thursday, September 23
11:09 AM | Posted by Eduardo Retardo
Hey guys, great news! Tila's making an iPhone app!
Speculation on twitter is that this amazing new app will not only call the paparazzi & alert them to your whereabouts, but it will also file sexual harassment suits against you when you touch it! (Thanks, twitter friends! Add your own "what will Tila's iPhone app do?" in the comments!)
Wait. Does this sound familiar to anybody? IT SHOULD. This is another one of Tila's classic lies, recycled for our lulzy pleasure.
Note the time stamp. This screencap was taken on 4/21/2010, so you have to add 5 months.
This one was taken the next day, 4/22. I love how that one says they're available for download, yet ends with "info soon." Which is it?
Oh, so now it's launching in a few weeks? That's funny, I didn't realize a few weeks meant over a year. I included the page number in case you guys would like to go see for yourselves. These are from the archive of her old twitter, here: celebritytweet.com. By the way, the time stamp TODAY on these last two caps says she tweeted these things 471 days ago. Nice.
I must be wrong, you guys. Tila can't just be recycling old lies. Her Tila Army must be smarter than that, right? RIGHT!? And Tila said she's always 10 steps in front of the haters...that has to be true! Right?