Sunday, September 19
Asian Hooker to Wannabe Chola!?!?!
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HottyRotty
So, just as she did a couple months ago, and then again last month ... TT has changed up her rat's nest yet again. Last month she left her blond bob behind, got some cheap weave, and went back to her "golden blond signature look" that no one even knew was a "signature look" for her. But if you want to call a frizzed up mess of swamp hair a "signature look" then look no further, TT has claimed that "signature look" for herself....until today. NOW TT is claiming that she is going "back to her roots" (which isn't as sexy and fun to her) to show the "real Tila". I also work in the industry with lots of weave and shit and can tell you that the ONLY thing to "fix" a jacked up weave without spending a LOT of money on a new one is to dye the whole shit black. You can't see the imperfections as much. (Look below for a surprise about her "roots") Also, I'd love to point out that she REALLY looks like a fuckin' Asian Escort now. More so than ever. There is NOTHING classy about that bitch and no matter WHAT she does she will never gain that description from anyone in the fuckin' world.
Honey, you can change your hair all you want ... it will never reverse all of the fuckin' nasty whorific (yea I made that word up bitches) shit you've done and we all know will continue to do. I really wish you'd shut the fuck up about your "scarred" face. Bitch your shit has always been jacked up, you just put a fuckin' inch of makeup on that shit. You're fuckin' lucky someone didn't put their boot in your grill and knock all of your teeth down your cumguzzler.
That shit was even more horrible than usual. My favorite parts: her pretending to know how to actually play something on piano besides banging on the keys, her bob flyin' around while her cheap weave limply hangs down, the screeching that she thinks is singing, and her constant attempt at trying to be seductive and sexy. She's OBVIOUSLY on something because you can hear the slurring, how she keeps fucking up and trying to make out with the webcam.
Put down the sharpie (those eyebrows are HORRIBLE) and stop inviting everyone to your fuckin' pity party. We get it, you're lonely and have no friends. You put yourself there cunt. You have to lie in the bed you've made. Comfortable?
UPDATE: This JUST in!
It appears that TT is such a fuckin' liar and narcissist that she actually went in and mirrored the image to look like the "non beauty marked" side of her face. Why would she do that? I guess because she REALLY liked the pic and then realized her "scar" didn't show up in it like she'd like so she mirrored it to look like it was the "non flawed" side of her alien fuckin' face. I thought she didn't care about looks anymore? Pathetic. Truly patfuckinthetic!!!
Photo credit and lead by: Lolercopter69
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What's funny is that her "meltdown" video she posted a couple days ago someone said "nice scars" and she replied "I had them digitally removed". Of course she deleted both of those posts (I got the SS though). Now she's claiming that video she just tried to pass off as new is old. I'm guessing that "scar" is a lot of makeup.
Is there a chance her Saigon Whore hair is for a client who wants her for a month somewhere in the far east? Or is she just trying to be a new person in rehab?
All I know is in the 2 days since she said she is gone for a month she's been on twitter twice and posted on her blog. For someone who's trying to get in tune with nature, bringing her laptop is a dumb idea. How is she going to charge it in countries when she's digging wells for water? Dumb Whore.
I won't even address the video cause it really shreaks for itself.
The hair color and brows are nice, but goddamn, fix your weave!
Thanks for the link! Finding her high school pics was a major find. It wasn't easy trust that.
Tila Nguyen is in a real fucked up place right now and has been for quite awhile. Basically looking back at all of her blogs since 2003. You will see that she's getting worse by the day.
She claims that she's "better" now and has turned her life around. But, her constant change of her appearance alone shows us just how unhappy with herself she is.
Either way, she's plummeting quickly on that road to hell. Hope she brings her "Ambien & Red Bull" along cause she's gonna need them...
Isn't it funny that the word "busted" has two meanings when talking about Tila?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ&feature=fvwk
Piano Cat Pwns Tila.
Laugh Out Loud.
After reading the hundreds of comments on the flog, I gave in and watched the "13 minutes of mess" video.
I literally LOL'd at her horrific skills. I was a music major in college (classically voice trained) and was forced to take four semesters of piano. My skills are about at her level, but even though the troll plunked through in the key of C and a minor (the two easiest keys, you pianists know) making her grunting noises and changing from key to key and time signature to time signature, my favorite Tila moment was when she had to stop playing when she started singing, because our mogul can't do both at the same time.
The scar thing--I think it's a real scar. I also think that she fucked with it to make it worse (it would only scar like that if it got infected or she ripped the scab off of it...trust me. I'm a chronic scab picker).
Black hair is really harsh on anyone, and it's very hard to pull off unless it's natural. The black color she dyed it is probably more "black" than her original color, and looks awful on her. It definitely ages her and her clip on Jessica Simpson/Ken Paves weave is clinging on for dear life.
LMAO @ Hotty..."You're fuckin' lucky someone didn't put their boot in your grill and knock all of your teeth down your cumguzzler." My sentiments exactly.
I said all I had to say about that video in Fatty's post. It's a joke just like she is.
When she said she had a video where she was playing the piano for 30 minutes straight...I thought..."the only thing that video would be good for is to torture someone you REALLY don't like."
@ Ghost Rider Radio..I'm surprised she even went to high school but do you know what year she graduated from high school?
I read Tila is in her middle 30's not 28 years old as she claims and these people are suppose to have proof, but they never showed their proof so I don't know if it's true or not.
anyone notice that only one of her arms is tattoed?
I was looking at these pics earlier and something didn't add up. I looked at the tattoo's but it didn't connect with me. Good find lolercoper69!
I just went and looked a a pic on this site when she was onstage at the Gathering and the side of the face that she was hit on, was NOT the side that has the heart tattoo. More proof!!!
@ Ghost Rider Radio...I read your post on Tila's background AFTER I left my comments on here. You did a fantastic job. I wondered what her real background was like.
When I found out how much she lies I began to suspect her younger years were not what she said they were but couldn't find any proof.
She has lied so much about everything it's hard to sort out what really happened and what did not happened.
I guess she is 28 years old since she was in 12th grade in 2000.
Once again thanks for that link Hotty and thank you Ghost Rider for the post. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
I just saw your update Hotty and the face in the picture does not look like Tila AT ALL. The dress, hairstyle and the tat on one arm is the same, but the face?????
I agree with sofie, where are the tats on her other arms?
OMFG the update pic showing how she mirrored her pic, HAHAHAHAHAHA! It's times like this as to WHY I LOVE THIS BLOG! Great work guys! ☻
This bitch is over & done. Please lord, won't she realize it already!
@Joann, I agree... it does not look like Tila AT ALL! However, I think that is because she has lost a drastic amount of weight. Maybe there have been other comments on this... but I have been noticing with every NEW pic/ video she is becoming more and more emaciated. I do hope that she is going in to rehab.... but I doubt it with the less than 24 hours gone for a month lie!
For those who have commented on her tattoos, has she ever claimed that they're real? I have nothing against fake tattoos, but don't ever claim that they're real when they aren't. That makes you look like a poser.
OMG, she is so fucking pathetic and so self-absorbed.
Boo hoo, her stupid ass got an Acura Legend as her graduation present. Pobrecita.
Ok, soooo, she is now using her hair to cover the OMG horrid scar that she made worse. Way to draw attention there bitch.
The only thing "signiture" about tila is her fake lolsuits and jacked up nips. Yep, that's pure signiture gold there.
I think she thought that if she used a sharpie for the eyebrows, that would mean that her hair really is that dark and black.
Oh tila, lease a clue, people are not at dumb as you wish they were.
@Gigs01...I have not read any other comments about that picture but I'm glad someone else saw that. She doesn't even look an Asian on that picture.
Anyhoo, what cracks me up is how her AOI's(army of idiots) really believes she has changed because she dyed her wig/weave black. I think one of them said they can see the change. SMH.
Tiffany, you said "That makes you look like a poser."
Like she doesn't already?
OMG before I even watched the video of her playing piano I KNEW she would be playing that frickin song again. Back in the days of ustream and when she lived in her old house, she would always play that same tune on the piano! I think its the only one she knows! lol
A couple of observations:
1. Is it such a far stretch to think Tila graduated as a 24 year old senior and not an 18 year old one? We're not talking about Stephen Hawkings here. That 6 year gestation that started in 1975, could have ended that year.
2. Funny, there are so many Nguyen's in her 9th grade class. My Jelis Hater brain seems to recall her writing, on either the flog, twitter, or hotspot that there were so few Asians at her school, that she was made fun of because of it and forced to join either a Mexican or Black gang to prove herself. Which she did, but running the gangs and commanding respect. Ha! Anyone else recall this, and have access to the original posts?
Great post Rotty, and great contributions from Lolercopter69 and GhostRider Radio!
Oh my gurdnurss....did Michael K over at dlisted pay homage to the jeliz fat ugly haterz" in his George Clooney/Elisabetta Canalis post this morning? Methinks he did!
hahahahahahahahahaha!
I noticed you tend to slut-shame a lot, just like in this post, you said "hooker" like you think it's a bad thing. Do you have something against sex workers?
I only have a second to write but had to share that I got a HUGE laugh when I received my October, 2010 Cosmo and there on page 60 under "Sexy or Skanky" was Tila. She was of course Skanky for "Licking Shoes" whereas Renee was Sexy for "Shopping for Shoes". ONLY TILA WOULD LICK SHOES. Ugh. So Classy and Grown up! My two and three year old sons don't even lick their shoes! When the hell is she going to realize that that shit isn't sexy and neither is she?
Don't know if anyone has seen this yet or if this has already been posted on, but have you seen this interview of Carlton Jordan:
http://wn.com/Exclusive_with_Carlton_Jordan__The_Black_TMZ (at the 5:27 mark).
I knew they weren't talking anymore but why is he always so sketchy about the details of why they aren't friend? Anyone know?
^ Why? Are you one? You would have to be pretty desperate for cash to be a hooker. They aren't bad people for doing it, but I don't respect them.
Btw, I was replying to Soojin Yeh.
Soojin Yeh, I cannot speak for the other posts but I think the usage of the word "hooker" on the title of this post is less pejorative and more literal: the Rotspot has presented in the past evidence of Tila having sex for money, and well, she's Asian - thus, Asian hooker. But I agree that the association of Tila with hookers is offensive: not to Tila but to all those honest sex workers just trying to scrape up a living without faking pregnancies/miscarriages/bisexuality/rape/domestic violence/suicide/mental illness for attention.
And Tiffany, let us just hope you never find yourself on the shoes of a woman who sees no other option than to sell her body. Maybe if you went through some of the things sex workers usually have on their pasts you'd be more understanding.
That video was a train wreck from the minute it started until the minute it ended. I never realized how much fodder she is willing to provide people. Amazing!
Oh my god.. her singing is terrible.. and I am also curious about the missing tattoo... lol
OMG she makes a reference to her black hair 6 times in TWO minutes! Who does that? I think I have personally found a college drinking game.
Also I have a friend who is a concert pianist and he gives me goosebumps everytime he plays. If she was so wanting to sing why didnt she mute the string then the random song she was singing would be heard better. Its really nothing note-worthy just some person banging on a piano. OMG we better alert the press Tila can play the piano she is a fucking prodigy. Mozart all the way!
@fatty
About Tila being a 24 year old graduate, immigrants sometimes forge or make up dates on birth certificates. Happens in baseball a lot where a player will say he's 20 when he's really 26. That could've happened with Tila when her family felt bad that she was 14 going into the first grade. Maybe that's why she thinks she's so smart, because she was 6 years older than everyone else in class.
@Heather...thanks for the link to the interview with Carlton Jordan.
I found the entire interview interesting, not only about Tila but the other bloggers as well. I wish he would've ask Carlton about Sandra Rose.