- Oh hey, what's Rob doing?
- Watch for Flying Poop, Vegas!
- People Continue to NOT Take Tila Seriously.
- OH FOR FUCKS'S SAKE TILA, Give It A Rest!
- The Garry Sun Mystery
- Legal Beagle Eagle Fadeagle
- Tila's Myspace Friends
- Ooopsie! Heh. The Biff Kerfluffle is heating up!
- Jeepers peepers, where'd you get that Creeper? Par...
- Tila's Fail Blog Takes a Turn
- The Soup Dishes Tila
- Aww, sad face.
- Rotspot on the Radio!
- Tee Hee
- A pretty high quality video
- Who is Tila's new staff writer?
- Wet Dreams Really Do Come True
- Why Tila isn't a badass...
- I'm so excited to show you this!
- It's a red letter day for Tila!!!!
- And Tila's Musical Career Goes POP
- Official ICP Statement
- What's the World Coming To?
- OMG!! Poor, poor Tila!
- Aww, Poor Tila!
- Tila + IKP(bahaha)+Juggalos=NOT a happy family no ...
- Jimmy Kimmel & Tila's New Attorney (of which she s...
- Yes, There Were Firecrackers
- The Tom Green Perspective
- Tila Was Bleeding
- Our First Words from ICP and Method Man
- Dear Alan Gutman
- The Ensuing LOLZ
- Tila Becomes A Vampire by Doctor Request
- Guest Post: Sailor Vesta
- Just Want to Post This...
- Pictures and video just keep rolling out ...
- PR stunt for sure!
- 9Head is a fucking idiot!
- Watch Out for Them Bottles, Tila!
- Video of Tila at GOTJ - More vids
- Oh Goodness Kids - Tila Did the Work For Us - 2 UP...
- Bang! Pow! Boom!
- The Gathering: What We Know So Far, Plus What We'r...
- Bipolar Tila Only Exists In Fantasy Land
- It's almost time, Juggalos!
- What is she good for !?!?!
- Cracked out gutter-whore says what?
- Throwback Tacky Tila: Edition 2
- Did He Donate or Not?
- Dear Tila Army: Part 2
- Dear Tila Army. Part 1
- Pulled Over: A Love Story
- The Sex Tape Saga
- Tila is still stupid...
- OMG Media Frenzy!!!
- Garry's Guide to Friendship and Sex for Lambos
- Believe Me, Believe Me!
- Makin' the Hoes Rain on Jelis Haters
- ▼ August 2010 (60)
Thursday, August 19
1:19 AM | Posted by Fatty McFatterson
I'm really getting pissed off here. Earlier when Tila tweeted about wanting letters and "stuff" mailed to her, I was stomping mad. I hate, with a passion, how she manipulates those people in her army. It appears most are young or very troubled, or both. Even some of the older ones are a little scary in their devotion to Tila. Mental illness seems to be a common theme in her "army", with their commander being the brains behind the braintrust.
Now, my dander is really going up. Tila is now bragging about how "badass" she was, and has a blog article to back her up. Her army is really eating it up, defending her for standing her ground and praising her for being a badass.
Here at the Rotspot, we break it down and put it back together the right way. Kinda like the jigsaw puzzle you left out for a 2-year old to put together. All the pieces are there, but the picture is unclear because most of the pieces are in the wrong place, and several came from a different puzzle. Tila is the 2-year old in the puzzle room and her army are like-minded 2 year olds who praise her for a job well done. It's not well done. It's crap and someone has to tell her that.
It is not badass to challenge an audience who doesn't want you when their opening salvos are bottles, cans and assorted detritis from a garbage can. You have choices. If you're smart, you leave with your dignity and face meet intact. If you're stupid or suicidal, you stay and take the abuse. If a train is coming at you full-bore, do you stand your ground on the tracks to be a badass, or do you step aside and let it pass? No one in the real world would ever say 'oh look how badass that guy was stepping in front of a speeding train', except if you're Tila, and you do it, then the army sees you as some kind of hero.
Several years ago, 3 'badass' guys went to the SF Zoo and taunted a 600 pound tiger. The tiger jumped from her enclosure, killed one guy and maimed the other two. Were they badasses? No. They were stupid fucking dumbasses, and an innocent animal was destroyed because of them. The guy who died...well, I don't give a flying fuck about him, he taunted a tiger, he paid the price. We're down one dumbass as far as I'm concerned and good riddance.
Tila is a dumbass. Not only is she a dumbass she's a lying sack of cunt-stain. She has whined and moaned about the 'attack' for 5 fucking days now. She's in bedrest with her opiates (her dr. didn't prescribe these for her injuries, they're her own stash) and begging for donations of gifts and money. That's a badass? You know, I'd actually have more respect for Tila if she did go on stage, take her lumps and come back and say, 'well, I gave it my best shot, they didn't want me, I'm out of here'. No threats of shutting them down. No lolsuits. No milking the sympathy of a nation. No claiming it was violence against women. Just take your lumps, and be dignified about it. Hell, Justin Bieber is now a badass in my book, because he also got hit with a water bottle and he wasn't a little pussy about it.
But what really concerns me is Tila making herself into this folk hero and her Army eating it up and vowing revenge. You have a group of mentally unstable people, following the lead of the biggest manipulating, lying whore possible, and someone is going to get hurt, or killed.
Most of you are too young to remember John Hinckley, who in 1981 attempted to assassinate then-president Reagan, in an attempt to get the attention of his obsession, actress Jodie Foster. Is it far-fetched to think there's another Hinckley just lurking in the shadows of Tila's "Army"? I wouldn't doubt it. They are being manipulated by a con artist. I've looked up a few of them on Twitter and Facebook, and the ones I've looked up seem very isolated and alone, seeking validation from anyone, and finding that validation in a woman who has no regard for them, other than what they can do for her. When your Twitter and Facebook accounts are full of "Army" members, and very few family or real-life friends, something is very wrong.
Tila is a hero to the stupid and the desperate. She is not now, and never will be a badass. Her actions were wrought from stupidity and attention-seeking. And her "Army" praises her and indulges her, and so of course, now that she has found the lynch pin that guarantees their continued loyalty, she'll continue doing asinine shenanigans to keep them worshipping her.
Honestly, where do you go from here, after you've been pelted with garbage for 15 minutes and that somehow validates your existence to your fans?